8 whiskey sours

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mixed drinks with whiskey just taste like whiskey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever had a whiskey sour. they're delicious. i don't even like whiskey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't drink whiskey again after getting alcohol poisoning when drinking Jack. All I taste is the whiskey and heave. I can pound other alcohol, though. I love Amaretto Sours.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is me and southern comfort. cant do sweet liquors anymore, gotta stick to gin/vodka.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try using whisky instead then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter how much they whisk it, Tennessee whiskey and about half the Kentuckys will make me gag because of one time when i was 19. Fricking sucks. Now they are starting to make Amarettos with bourbon so I have to specify. For whatever reason I can still drink Maker's Mark but Jack and Jim Beam turns me into an instant light weight. Never give yourself alcohol poisoning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did this when I was 17. Couldn't drink anything malt or brown for a decade. Now I'm OK.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cheap whisky just sucks straight up and smells like hot vomit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe that's it then. The amaretto sours with bourbon are supposed to be made with top-shelf cask strength whiskey but i never thought to try them straight because I assume more potent whiskey = more gag but maybe not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jack daniels sucks precisely because it's a cheap knockoff bourbon which uses fermented corn which is where the hot vomit smell and taste comes from. That said I'm sure higher quality bourbon tastes better I've just never tried it. Whiskey though can be made with anything, when I was still drinking I started drinking jameson (an irish whiskey) "neat" and it was far and beyond better than jack which would make me gag just seeing the bottle

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you want a bourbon that's great for just sipping neat try this. I'm with you that the cheaper shit I have to dump a bunch of soda into it to get it down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard a lot of people swear by Jameson. Maybe i'll try it but I know for a fact I can't do Jack or Jim Beam.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I gave myself alcohol poisoning with absolut citron and I still gag when I smell vodka. Doesn't stop me though since vodka is the cheapest liquor and I'm an alcoholic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How exactly do you get alcohol poisoning? I've stayed up for 2 days straight before and drank over a 40oz of liquor + beers and other mixed drinks without eating and never had to go to the hospital

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >How exactly do you get alcohol poisoning?
            Technically all acute alcohol intoxication is "poisoning" of a sort but if you drink so much so quickly that you overwhelm your liver's ability to process it you start having serious CNS problems, breathing, blacking-out, vomiting while blacked-out, etc. and then you're in dangerous territory. Because you consumed so much so quickly you sail right past the "blackout drunk" stage and into the part where you start fricking with your breathing and heart rate, etc. Happens a lot when morons do "chugging contests" or jello shots or dumb shit like that when they're ALREADY extremely wasted.

            Basically once you get above 0.3% BAC

            When it happened to me the last thing I remember clearly is chugging straight from the bottle of Jack having zero gag or wince because I was already so wasted. Last time I ever drank Jack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Makers mark and buttery bourbon tastes completely different than sour mash Tennessee whisky my guy

          You should honestly just switch to single malt scotch, glenfiddich is a great beginners single malt

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll add this to the list. Thanks

            m8, I drank a fifth of jim bean freshmen year while trolling gays on omegle. I'ts been a decade and I still can't stomach cheap whiskey without the urge to gag. I've puked up just about every other type of alcohol and it has only happened that one time. Odd.

            Yep. Don't even have to taste it. Just the smell will make me gag hard and it's been YEARS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          m8, I drank a fifth of jim bean freshmen year while trolling gays on omegle. I'ts been a decade and I still can't stomach cheap whiskey without the urge to gag. I've puked up just about every other type of alcohol and it has only happened that one time. Odd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly wrong
      Whiskey is fricking disgusting, but I can drink a whiskey sour

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't it be 'eight whiskeys sour'? The plural form applies to the number of whiskeys, not to their quality of being sours, which is invariant and therefore NOT plural.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whiskey sour is a brand as well isn't it. So it would depend did he want the 'whiskey sour' or soured whiskey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      language isnt a hard science you try hard dunce

      also in case you arent a troll "whiskey sour" is the name of a certain mixed drink. hes not saying that the whiskey he drank was sour although i assume you know that...hopefully

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sour is part of the name, not an adjective.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes I remember the Quarters Pounder joke as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eight gins tonic my liege? they shall be provisioned to your apartments post haste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's how I order them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes I remember the Quarters Pounder joke as well

      Culs de sac

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was I suppose to like about this character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a good friend, moron.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M ACTING!
    Yet again leo is the worst part of the movie he's in.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    making hard liquor taste nice is for gays and women

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me its whiskey, amaretto and lemonade with lots of crushed ice and a maraschino cherry

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whiskey sour braps are potent

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember on my 28th birthday I got drunk with my mom from 8 whiskey sours each and felt her up it was great she loves the movie too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tell me more about that breh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tell me more about that breh
        She was super fat at the time huge breasts probably E cups massive 55" ass I just remember motorboating her for hours

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did you cum
          did she get her breasts out
          was she into it
          did you do it again
          got a pic for me
          why did it happen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I used to haven't for a while she used to tf me
            Yes I love sucking on them still do
            Yes
            Daily
            No
            Because incest is kino

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how'd you initiate or did she? are you guys normal looking or ugly backwoods types? sounds fricking kino to me brother, happy for you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Normal looking we both get hit on by the opposite sex almost daily.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ever frick or suck or was it just tiddies?
                greentext a story?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ever frick or suck or was it just tiddies?
                >greentext a story?
                Wunna frick but mainly just alot of suck I feel up her bussy fupa ass and thighs daily she loves it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                who initiated this arrangement?
                single mom?
                does she swallow?
                do you coom on her breasts?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >who initiated this arrangement?
                >single mom?
                >does she swallow?
                >do you coom on her breasts?
                She did but it was mutual
                Yes widowed
                No
                Yes when I was a kid and they where hueg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                honestly kino life bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >honestly kino life bro.
                Shes a big girl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she like facials? if you guys don't frick what does she get out of it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >she like facials? if you guys don't frick what does she get out of it?
                Love and affection. Hard sucked pink nipples.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough, that's sweet i suppose. the facials though, does she like them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fair enough, that's sweet i suppose. the facials though, does she like them?
                Never got to do that she chickens out when it comes to sex she loves her breasts played with and sucked

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so do you just play with her breasts and jerk yourself off? does she give you nursing handjobs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >so do you just play with her breasts and jerk yourself off? does she give you nursing handjobs?
                Used to she doesn't anymore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how come she's not into the more sexual stuff anymore?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how come she's not into the more sexual stuff anymore?
                Health and she wants me to have a wife lol fat chance

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Health
                is she some kind of brainlet? she thinks sucking you off is going to make one of you unwell? at least you get to suck her breasts breh sounds like a fun dynamic. real shit though, is it awkward at christmas and does the rest of your family know?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What family? Basically only ever been me and her after my dad died about a decade ago and family never really existed. Had gfs and family sure but nothing ever really stuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You need help man.
                Though I can't talk, I fathered myself in a time paradox with my own English mother LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You need help man.
                >Though I can't talk, I fathered myself in a time paradox with my own English mother LMAO
                I joke about this with her all the time. I do look alot like my dad and her dad so maybe also she loves scifi

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This scene was terrible. If it was good, Scorsese wouldn’t have had to cut it worse than a Michael Bay or Taken film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the was one of the only good scenes in the movie and one of the few that it even felt like the actors were at least trying to act and play a part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy moron. QT directed the scene and it's called improv editing. Leo riffed a bunch of takes and they clipped together the best moments.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Works for that kind of scene because it's supposed to be awkward/crazy. When directors do that shit like with the comedy in Ghostbusters 2016 it doesn't work at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean... it works if your actors are actually funny (not women). Eastbound and Down, Step Brothers and Talladega Nights all had a ton of improv editing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >8
    is that supposed to be a lot to americans?
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off to Cinemaphile.co.gay globopleb

      Cinemaphile is an American website.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 blunt dipped in PCP and spiked with fentanyl

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick whiskey I am never gonna finish a jack daniels bottle I got last easter

    vodka is just better, no disgusting taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My go-to is Rum

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beer sucks every time and is for normies trying to fit in. Whiskey rules every time and is for chads like me trying to enjoy a nice drink.
    If you drink beer you're a beta, no other way about it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not drink today

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had 8 beers and 6 whisky sour on Thursday night and the next day I was fine.

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