I can't drink whiskey again after getting alcohol poisoning when drinking Jack. All I taste is the whiskey and heave. I can pound other alcohol, though. I love Amaretto Sours.
Doesn't matter how much they whisk it, Tennessee whiskey and about half the Kentuckys will make me gag because of one time when i was 19. Fricking sucks. Now they are starting to make Amarettos with bourbon so I have to specify. For whatever reason I can still drink Maker's Mark but Jack and Jim Beam turns me into an instant light weight. Never give yourself alcohol poisoning.
Maybe that's it then. The amaretto sours with bourbon are supposed to be made with top-shelf cask strength whiskey but i never thought to try them straight because I assume more potent whiskey = more gag but maybe not.
Jack daniels sucks precisely because it's a cheap knockoff bourbon which uses fermented corn which is where the hot vomit smell and taste comes from. That said I'm sure higher quality bourbon tastes better I've just never tried it. Whiskey though can be made with anything, when I was still drinking I started drinking jameson (an irish whiskey) "neat" and it was far and beyond better than jack which would make me gag just seeing the bottle
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If you want a bourbon that's great for just sipping neat try this. I'm with you that the cheaper shit I have to dump a bunch of soda into it to get it down.
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I've heard a lot of people swear by Jameson. Maybe i'll try it but I know for a fact I can't do Jack or Jim Beam.
I gave myself alcohol poisoning with absolut citron and I still gag when I smell vodka. Doesn't stop me though since vodka is the cheapest liquor and I'm an alcoholic.
How exactly do you get alcohol poisoning? I've stayed up for 2 days straight before and drank over a 40oz of liquor + beers and other mixed drinks without eating and never had to go to the hospital
>How exactly do you get alcohol poisoning?
Technically all acute alcohol intoxication is "poisoning" of a sort but if you drink so much so quickly that you overwhelm your liver's ability to process it you start having serious CNS problems, breathing, blacking-out, vomiting while blacked-out, etc. and then you're in dangerous territory. Because you consumed so much so quickly you sail right past the "blackout drunk" stage and into the part where you start fricking with your breathing and heart rate, etc. Happens a lot when morons do "chugging contests" or jello shots or dumb shit like that when they're ALREADY extremely wasted.
Basically once you get above 0.3% BAC
When it happened to me the last thing I remember clearly is chugging straight from the bottle of Jack having zero gag or wince because I was already so wasted. Last time I ever drank Jack.
m8, I drank a fifth of jim bean freshmen year while trolling gays on omegle. I'ts been a decade and I still can't stomach cheap whiskey without the urge to gag. I've puked up just about every other type of alcohol and it has only happened that one time. Odd.
Yep. Don't even have to taste it. Just the smell will make me gag hard and it's been YEARS.
m8, I drank a fifth of jim bean freshmen year while trolling gays on omegle. I'ts been a decade and I still can't stomach cheap whiskey without the urge to gag. I've puked up just about every other type of alcohol and it has only happened that one time. Odd.
Shouldn't it be 'eight whiskeys sour'? The plural form applies to the number of whiskeys, not to their quality of being sours, which is invariant and therefore NOT plural.
also in case you arent a troll "whiskey sour" is the name of a certain mixed drink. hes not saying that the whiskey he drank was sour although i assume you know that...hopefully
how'd you initiate or did she? are you guys normal looking or ugly backwoods types? sounds fricking kino to me brother, happy for you.
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Normal looking we both get hit on by the opposite sex almost daily.
2 years ago
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ever frick or suck or was it just tiddies?
greentext a story?
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>ever frick or suck or was it just tiddies? >greentext a story?
Wunna frick but mainly just alot of suck I feel up her bussy fupa ass and thighs daily she loves it
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who initiated this arrangement?
single mom?
does she swallow?
do you coom on her breasts?
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>who initiated this arrangement? >single mom? >does she swallow? >do you coom on her breasts?
She did but it was mutual
Yes widowed
No
Yes when I was a kid and they where hueg
2 years ago
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honestly kino life bro.
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>honestly kino life bro.
Shes a big girl
2 years ago
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she like facials? if you guys don't frick what does she get out of it?
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>she like facials? if you guys don't frick what does she get out of it?
Love and affection. Hard sucked pink nipples.
2 years ago
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fair enough, that's sweet i suppose. the facials though, does she like them?
2 years ago
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>fair enough, that's sweet i suppose. the facials though, does she like them?
Never got to do that she chickens out when it comes to sex she loves her breasts played with and sucked
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so do you just play with her breasts and jerk yourself off? does she give you nursing handjobs?
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>so do you just play with her breasts and jerk yourself off? does she give you nursing handjobs?
Used to she doesn't anymore
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how come she's not into the more sexual stuff anymore?
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>how come she's not into the more sexual stuff anymore?
Health and she wants me to have a wife lol fat chance
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>Health
is she some kind of brainlet? she thinks sucking you off is going to make one of you unwell? at least you get to suck her breasts breh sounds like a fun dynamic. real shit though, is it awkward at christmas and does the rest of your family know?
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What family? Basically only ever been me and her after my dad died about a decade ago and family never really existed. Had gfs and family sure but nothing ever really stuck
2 years ago
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You need help man.
Though I can't talk, I fathered myself in a time paradox with my own English mother LMAO
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>You need help man. >Though I can't talk, I fathered myself in a time paradox with my own English mother LMAO
I joke about this with her all the time. I do look alot like my dad and her dad so maybe also she loves scifi
Works for that kind of scene because it's supposed to be awkward/crazy. When directors do that shit like with the comedy in Ghostbusters 2016 it doesn't work at all.
I mean... it works if your actors are actually funny (not women). Eastbound and Down, Step Brothers and Talladega Nights all had a ton of improv editing.
Beer sucks every time and is for normies trying to fit in. Whiskey rules every time and is for chads like me trying to enjoy a nice drink.
If you drink beer you're a beta, no other way about it
mixed drinks with whiskey just taste like whiskey
have you ever had a whiskey sour. they're delicious. i don't even like whiskey.
I can't drink whiskey again after getting alcohol poisoning when drinking Jack. All I taste is the whiskey and heave. I can pound other alcohol, though. I love Amaretto Sours.
this is me and southern comfort. cant do sweet liquors anymore, gotta stick to gin/vodka.
Try using whisky instead then.
Doesn't matter how much they whisk it, Tennessee whiskey and about half the Kentuckys will make me gag because of one time when i was 19. Fricking sucks. Now they are starting to make Amarettos with bourbon so I have to specify. For whatever reason I can still drink Maker's Mark but Jack and Jim Beam turns me into an instant light weight. Never give yourself alcohol poisoning.
I did this when I was 17. Couldn't drink anything malt or brown for a decade. Now I'm OK.
Cheap whisky just sucks straight up and smells like hot vomit
Maybe that's it then. The amaretto sours with bourbon are supposed to be made with top-shelf cask strength whiskey but i never thought to try them straight because I assume more potent whiskey = more gag but maybe not.
Jack daniels sucks precisely because it's a cheap knockoff bourbon which uses fermented corn which is where the hot vomit smell and taste comes from. That said I'm sure higher quality bourbon tastes better I've just never tried it. Whiskey though can be made with anything, when I was still drinking I started drinking jameson (an irish whiskey) "neat" and it was far and beyond better than jack which would make me gag just seeing the bottle
If you want a bourbon that's great for just sipping neat try this. I'm with you that the cheaper shit I have to dump a bunch of soda into it to get it down.
I've heard a lot of people swear by Jameson. Maybe i'll try it but I know for a fact I can't do Jack or Jim Beam.
I gave myself alcohol poisoning with absolut citron and I still gag when I smell vodka. Doesn't stop me though since vodka is the cheapest liquor and I'm an alcoholic.
How exactly do you get alcohol poisoning? I've stayed up for 2 days straight before and drank over a 40oz of liquor + beers and other mixed drinks without eating and never had to go to the hospital
>How exactly do you get alcohol poisoning?
Technically all acute alcohol intoxication is "poisoning" of a sort but if you drink so much so quickly that you overwhelm your liver's ability to process it you start having serious CNS problems, breathing, blacking-out, vomiting while blacked-out, etc. and then you're in dangerous territory. Because you consumed so much so quickly you sail right past the "blackout drunk" stage and into the part where you start fricking with your breathing and heart rate, etc. Happens a lot when morons do "chugging contests" or jello shots or dumb shit like that when they're ALREADY extremely wasted.
Basically once you get above 0.3% BAC
When it happened to me the last thing I remember clearly is chugging straight from the bottle of Jack having zero gag or wince because I was already so wasted. Last time I ever drank Jack.
Makers mark and buttery bourbon tastes completely different than sour mash Tennessee whisky my guy
You should honestly just switch to single malt scotch, glenfiddich is a great beginners single malt
I'll add this to the list. Thanks
Yep. Don't even have to taste it. Just the smell will make me gag hard and it's been YEARS.
m8, I drank a fifth of jim bean freshmen year while trolling gays on omegle. I'ts been a decade and I still can't stomach cheap whiskey without the urge to gag. I've puked up just about every other type of alcohol and it has only happened that one time. Odd.
Incredibly wrong
Whiskey is fricking disgusting, but I can drink a whiskey sour
Shouldn't it be 'eight whiskeys sour'? The plural form applies to the number of whiskeys, not to their quality of being sours, which is invariant and therefore NOT plural.
Whiskey sour is a brand as well isn't it. So it would depend did he want the 'whiskey sour' or soured whiskey?
language isnt a hard science you try hard dunce
also in case you arent a troll "whiskey sour" is the name of a certain mixed drink. hes not saying that the whiskey he drank was sour although i assume you know that...hopefully
Sour is part of the name, not an adjective.
yes I remember the Quarters Pounder joke as well
eight gins tonic my liege? they shall be provisioned to your apartments post haste
That's how I order them.
Culs de sac
What was I suppose to like about this character
He was a good friend, moron.
>I'M ACTING!
Yet again leo is the worst part of the movie he's in.
making hard liquor taste nice is for gays and women
for me its whiskey, amaretto and lemonade with lots of crushed ice and a maraschino cherry
whiskey sour braps are potent
I remember on my 28th birthday I got drunk with my mom from 8 whiskey sours each and felt her up it was great she loves the movie too
tell me more about that breh
>tell me more about that breh
She was super fat at the time huge breasts probably E cups massive 55" ass I just remember motorboating her for hours
did you cum
did she get her breasts out
was she into it
did you do it again
got a pic for me
why did it happen
I used to haven't for a while she used to tf me
Yes I love sucking on them still do
Yes
Daily
No
Because incest is kino
how'd you initiate or did she? are you guys normal looking or ugly backwoods types? sounds fricking kino to me brother, happy for you.
Normal looking we both get hit on by the opposite sex almost daily.
ever frick or suck or was it just tiddies?
greentext a story?
>ever frick or suck or was it just tiddies?
>greentext a story?
Wunna frick but mainly just alot of suck I feel up her bussy fupa ass and thighs daily she loves it
who initiated this arrangement?
single mom?
does she swallow?
do you coom on her breasts?
>who initiated this arrangement?
>single mom?
>does she swallow?
>do you coom on her breasts?
She did but it was mutual
Yes widowed
No
Yes when I was a kid and they where hueg
honestly kino life bro.
>honestly kino life bro.
Shes a big girl
she like facials? if you guys don't frick what does she get out of it?
>she like facials? if you guys don't frick what does she get out of it?
Love and affection. Hard sucked pink nipples.
fair enough, that's sweet i suppose. the facials though, does she like them?
>fair enough, that's sweet i suppose. the facials though, does she like them?
Never got to do that she chickens out when it comes to sex she loves her breasts played with and sucked
so do you just play with her breasts and jerk yourself off? does she give you nursing handjobs?
>so do you just play with her breasts and jerk yourself off? does she give you nursing handjobs?
Used to she doesn't anymore
how come she's not into the more sexual stuff anymore?
>how come she's not into the more sexual stuff anymore?
Health and she wants me to have a wife lol fat chance
>Health
is she some kind of brainlet? she thinks sucking you off is going to make one of you unwell? at least you get to suck her breasts breh sounds like a fun dynamic. real shit though, is it awkward at christmas and does the rest of your family know?
What family? Basically only ever been me and her after my dad died about a decade ago and family never really existed. Had gfs and family sure but nothing ever really stuck
You need help man.
Though I can't talk, I fathered myself in a time paradox with my own English mother LMAO
>You need help man.
>Though I can't talk, I fathered myself in a time paradox with my own English mother LMAO
I joke about this with her all the time. I do look alot like my dad and her dad so maybe also she loves scifi
This scene was terrible. If it was good, Scorsese wouldn’t have had to cut it worse than a Michael Bay or Taken film.
the was one of the only good scenes in the movie and one of the few that it even felt like the actors were at least trying to act and play a part
Holy moron. QT directed the scene and it's called improv editing. Leo riffed a bunch of takes and they clipped together the best moments.
Works for that kind of scene because it's supposed to be awkward/crazy. When directors do that shit like with the comedy in Ghostbusters 2016 it doesn't work at all.
I mean... it works if your actors are actually funny (not women). Eastbound and Down, Step Brothers and Talladega Nights all had a ton of improv editing.
>8
is that supposed to be a lot to americans?
lol
frick off to Cinemaphile.co.gay globopleb
Cinemaphile is an American website.
1 blunt dipped in PCP and spiked with fentanyl
frick whiskey I am never gonna finish a jack daniels bottle I got last easter
vodka is just better, no disgusting taste
My go-to is Rum
Beer sucks every time and is for normies trying to fit in. Whiskey rules every time and is for chads like me trying to enjoy a nice drink.
If you drink beer you're a beta, no other way about it
I will not drink today
I had 8 beers and 6 whisky sour on Thursday night and the next day I was fine.