>80 million people
>one of the richest nations in the world
>tons of history
>0 worthwhile kinos
Explain.
>80 million people. >one of the richest nations in the world. >tons of history. >0 worthwhile kinos
>80 million people
>one of the richest nations in the world
>tons of history
>0 worthwhile kinos
Explain.
Aguirre, the Wrath of God
mein Neger
did everyone else also decide to watch this two days ago? seen a shit ton of aguirre posts lately
Aren't they famous for Neverending Story? It was shot in Munich.
They have a ridiculous sounding barbarian language and are therefore incapable of telling stories worth taking seriously.
They have a very emotive language with tons of emotional power to their words.
>seething germophiles
>goethe
>barbarian
ok, homosexual.
>Novalis
>barbarian
Ok pedophile.
Murnau, Lang, Riefenstahl, Syberberg, Herzog.
t. effete latinate language speaker
Das Kabinett des Dr. Caligari
What do you mean? They have Killer Condom.
OP on the right
That was the Netherlands though wasn’t it?
pozzed gay fiction
Making movies is a very israeli hobby, germany has more important things like investing in manufacturing
>germany has more important things like importing refugees
FTFY
Name three decent german comedy movies.
ödipussi
papa ante portas
otto der außerfriesische
Basisch.
Name three decent comedies. Wait don't answer they are all shit because the genre is shit.
Look Who’s Back
Look Who’s Back
Look Who’s Back
Who is Leni Riefenstahl
Look Who's Back was really funny
Nosferatu
The White Hell of Pitz Palu
Triumph of the Will
The Lives of Others
Goethe
>Das Boot
But gays like op will never understand.
A legit 10/10.
Who is Fritz Lang. Who is Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau. Who is Reiner Werner Fassbender. Who is Wim Wenders. Who is Werner Herzog. Who is Wolfgang Petersen. Who is Volker Schlöndorff.
Because most of their early talents moved to the US during 30s and became a staple of American cinema: Ernst Lubitsch, William Wyler, Billy Wilder, Fritz Lang, etc. Culture people do not exactly thrive in a totalitarian dictatorship. Then they had lost 5.3 million people in a war. That basically pulled out most of the roots; sure, some of that talent remained , but damage was done.
the actual reason were the 68ers. germany's intellectual decline always comes back to that year
You know, it always gives me a warm, comforting feeling when I see that there are at least some people here who aren't morons.
steep intellectual decline since the 70s/80s
generation x onwards are hollow on an artistic and spiritual level
it's all about doing your job and family life and the latest playstation games. there's nothing beyond that.
DAS BOOT
deutschland 83
NOSFERATU
They killed all creative and/or funny people and then got their whole culture bombed to shards because they are delusional and think the whole world should be Germany. They think their shitty country is god‘s greatest gift to mankind.
It is an empty shell of a state that tries its absolute best to imitate the USA whenever possible while at the same time looking down upon it all high and mighty. Secretly they wish they had won the war(s). The Germans are the least creative people ever to walk the face of the earth, how do you expect anything to come out of that depressing shithole if the whole population is basically one tiny step above being collectively moronic. Look into their eyes when you talk to them and try to find a semblance of original thought or soulfullness, its like punshing fog, there is nothing there.
Some of them are ok though.
Es ist was es ist, kannsch nix machen.
I know that usually posts like this is an attempt to get recommendations
>What are some good Bollyhood films?
>2 replies
>Why can't streetshitters make good films despite 1 billion population
>100 replies
Now post recs
Aguirre and Paris Texas alone mog the filmography of most nations excepts America and a few others
German Anon here, here's some German kinks in chronological order (most recent to least recent)
>All quiet on the Western front
>The wave
>The lives of others
>Downfall
>Good bye, lenin
>Run Lola run
>Das Boot
>Aguirre
>M
>Metropolis
>Nosferatu
>Kinks
KINOS I MEANT KINOS
Goddammit now my seriouspost is ruined, fu autocorrect
>German kinks
>German kinks
JA JA DER ANAL FICKEN
is that what you leute call "ein Freudianschlipp"?
>What is Mitten im Leben and Familien im Brennpunkt
Does anyone here still watch german tv?
He's a huge homosexual, but I still respect how talented he is.
nope. i dont watch any tv i stream old shows and movies most of the time
Literally nobody I know does. Even my parents stream stuff.
Angst 1983 is classic autism kino that any anon here should be able to enjoy.
von Donnersmarck is probably their best
Is he Germany's answer to Coppola?
I watched a cool german serial killer movie once
Looks like someone never saw Der Clown
No wonder. Their boundless moronation single handedly cucked europe and white people for a century so far.
Der Schuh des Manitou
The technical talent of Reifenstahl in Triumph of the Will was to such a degree that its still recognized today as an extremely influential film artistically, despite being literal nazi propaganda.
That one israeli propaganda movie from goebbels is also Kino. It replaces years of getting redpilled about israelites on pol with one simple 40 minute documentary. 40 minutes and you know all about israelites.
say again?
Do Euros really?
kino of the highest order
They killed all the good writers and directors.
Geman here.
Stop thinking about us.
Stop talking about us.
Do not be interested in Germany.
Ignore news about Germany.
>>tons of history
Black person they exist since 1871
Even worse: their major contribution to modern filmmaking is the CGI extra that is copied and pasted to form digital crowds.
Looks who's back
Co production of Inglourious bastard.
Metropolis
Defenitly top 5 kino producing country after USA, uk, France, japan
It's a good movie, highly acclaimed at the time.
since 2015 we have become a woke nazi country again
all creativity is gone,
there is only green fascism left and neo-marxist self-hating propaganda slop on TV
hitler knew
Lore is really good, it's about a teen girl in 1945 who is living in the country with her 3 young siblings, one a baby, when the war ends. Her SS officer father dies right before the end of the war, and her mother abandons them to go "surrender to the americans" so once the food quickly runs out she takes her siblings and decides to walk to her aunt's house on the other side or the country. Along the way she meets a teenage boy who was in the camps and may or may not be israeli, and he joins them because having a baby makes people likelier to give them food. Good movie about the utter destitution and devastation of Germany immediately after the war, and the effect it has on the girl who was a good little nazi.
hah!
Never Look Away
The Lives of Others
I hope some of you homosexuals have already mentioned these kinos, but wouldn't be surprised if you didn't.
This movie showed what a nightmare it is to live in burgerstan.