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8/10

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too generous. 6/10, namegay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NINE! NINE OUT OF TEN! IT IS ALMOST PERFECT! I WENT INTO IT EXPECTING THE BLEAKEST GRIMMEST DARKEST BATMAN MOVIE AND IT HAD GOOD ACTION AND GOOD COMEDY AND IT TALKED ABOUT HOPE! IT WAS ALMOST PERFECT! IT HAD FLAWS, BUT IT WAS VERY VERY GOOD! NINE!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Batman thread
    Hey Cinemaphile, do you consider this shit or good acting?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the character was acted well, it was just a bad interpretation. Not even the entire idea was bad, just a few details.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crazy guy acts crazy
      It's a batman movie you dumb shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouting like a moron all the time is not good acting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd make a good Chis Chan, so yeah, I guess it was good?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does he know?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaavvveeee maaaarrrriiaaaaaa

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, the plot was dumb and the characters, especially Batman, were braindead.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gratia plena

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The film is a 9/10

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New tripgay is tempting the jannies to rangeban him with a shitty movie
    Many Such cases.

    also Wrong board

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Riddle was evil why did they make him right about literally everything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they had to staple an entire half-hour onto the end of the movie where Riddler tries to flood the city and assassinate the new mayor.
      To remind audiences that he's the bad guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was right about everything
      >was also successful at everything and literally surrendered himself to the cops, he didn't even lose
      >they had to make him ape out and sing Ave Maria to show the audience "He's a wacky autist, don't be like him!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the fact that you agree with a cartoony evil character from a superhero movie is a wakeup call to review your choices.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman would never have discovered the Renewal conspiracy if it wasn't for the Riddler's autism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shamless self-insert of the director

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make mystery movie where you are meant to deduce everything based on clues given to you
      >Build up to Riddlers plan and what his plans are made logical sense
      >Ridler was 100% correct about everything
      >Film had to introdouce out of left field evil scheme and random never established key aspect of the city that fricks with the whole mystery to make him unsympathetic
      The movie was great until the reveal of Riddler's "true plan".
      If you make a mystery story and the revelation is based on random factors you never at any point bothered to show to the audience, it's a objectivily shit mystery.

      Doesn't help the reveal made no sense either. Where the hell in America would a city ever need a sea wall? When the frick did Gotham take place in the God damn Nertherlands?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riddler is an accelerationist that believes the system itself is rotten to the core and needs to be uprooted by utilizing drastic societal pressures.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first batman I saw and thought to myself "I could beat him up"

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no comic book movie that's better than a 7/10.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree
    The opening 10 minites were pure Batkino

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  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    8/100

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAY/10

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story is very dumb.

  14. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    Batman was an idiot in this and I expect the next one to be ass since Matt is also an idiot. But the movie looked cool enough. I’m curious if they do the same BS next time.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's fair. Would've said 8.5/10 but that's fine.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    66: A
    89: C+
    Returns: A-
    MOTP: B
    Forever: D+
    & Robin: C-
    Begins: B+
    TDK: B
    TDKR: C
    The: B-

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forever & Robin that high
      >The and TDK not in S
      >89 not in B+
      >MOTP not in A-
      >TDKR not in B
      dropped, don't ever do a tier list again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Batman between TDK and TDKR

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want them to introduce Dick Grayson and go far enough with it that he becomes Robin, and that they lean into it.
    A big violent guy in an armored bat costume is scary, but an equally violent cackling little kid following him around in blood red and bright yellow body armor is fricking terrifying.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    9/10 movie anyone who disagrees is wrong.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it much other then penguin who was fantastic

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie just because it felt like it tonally nailed Batman for me more than the others. The classics are campier than I personally like and the Nolan movies are too grand in scale with these huge philosophical battles. The Batman just had him fighting corruption and a wounded crazy person in a neo-noir setting and I'm all about that.

    Also the ending monologue sequence, to me, is a better and more earned "superhero moment" than any cape movie I can think of from the past decade. It's a perfect capoff to the movie and the fact that it does the dumb little sequel tease with Joker instead of just ending there is a mark against it IMO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I went and rewatched it after seeing this thread and I liked it even more than the first time. And that monologue is like a repudiation of the the myopic "I am vengeance, I am the night" type of Batman and recognizing that to help people he needs to be a symbol of hope.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8/10

    Funny, because I said long ago that it was the first mid Batman movie I ever saw. Batman movies are either really fricking good or really fricking awful. The Batman was just mid. Utterly inoffensive, unremarkable and forgettable.

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