1.sneakers with off rack “suit” and black button up
2.sneakers, pants too long, jacket looks moronicly sized, moron came
3.brown shoes with black pants, just fricked up in general
4.brown belt for black shoes and pants
5.decent, pants tad short but fine for students first dress up
6.sneakers, mismatched jacket+pants, wtf came
7. Mismatched jacket+pants, jacket badly fitted on shoulders, no tie, collar all fricked up
8.pants bit too long for passable, cuckitini hat
9.worst fitted pants+jacket of group, sunglasses
These are all “me and the boys” kind of zoomers, not the literal homosexuals you see on twitter crying all day. They’re actually pretty cool people but they talk like morons (wiggers) honestly.
Most of those are millenials, or early zoomers. The later zoomers think we're the homosexuals and our parents are just the hilariously senile.
It was zoomers who came up with OK Boomer, after all. While millenials just screamed about their stolen future and cried about being made fun of for avocado toast, zoomers said two little words that made the boomers seethe so much they called it the new Black person, and started crying about ageism. Face it, millenials are cancer. Joyless, judgemental cancer.
>It was zoomers who came up with OK Boomer, after all.
And you think combining these two words is what, some kind of great accomplishment? How many zoomers were needed to achieve this incredible feat of wit? > zoomers said two little words that made the boomers seethe so much they called it the new Black person
Stop huffing your farts for a second and step outside. No one gives a shit about your lame intergeneration divide & conquer meme.
Yeah, I kind of miss the days of being able to just casually get 20+ friends together. Once everyone is working or worse gets married or has a kid you have to breakout a calendar and plan months ahead just to catch lunch with more than one person.
HOLY FRICKING BASED. i hate zoomers a little less now.
>sneakers with a suit >M'lady fedoras >Wal-Mart canes >none of the jackets or pants are properly fitted >Black folk
This is what zoomers cinsider classy.
What you don't appreciate or understand is the action. Sure, they're not Cinemaphilegs, rich, or in their 20s-30s--their wardrobes aren't going to be the best. But the action of getting dressed up as a group, actually going to the kinoplex, and having a laugh with the lads is way less cringe than being a miserable loner, shitposting on a Javanese animation forum, and half-watching a flick on 123movies.com
alright I'm sold, how do I take the minionspill
where do I start?
Oh cool, I'm like those old boomers now who gets in on the new young hip memes to ruin them and kill them by researching them and joining them. It's happened to me!
What movie do I start with though? I heard the minions are introduced in something else, Despicable Me I think?
I'm on vacation and need something useful to do with my time so ironically watching children's cartoons for the lore behind a meme seems like a good use of that.
you dont really need to watch the other movies. It sort of acts as a prequel with a few references to characters from the other movies sprinkled in here and there
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well I can't even see Minions 2 as it's still in theatres and while the joke is funny, it's not funny enough to actually go to a theatre and get arrested for being a weird creep in a children's movie
so I will download the movies instead
I'm starting with Despicable Me 1. I'm sorry anon but it's too late, it's done, you can't stop me
it's the "I was fricking stupid enough to actually buy a suit for Jr. Prom instead of renting, so now I gotta look for reasons to wear it" starter pack
It's advanced shilling disguised as ironic excitement that simultaneously works as a way to get back at woke product. It started in israel when a couple of influencers got paid to watch the movie while wearing a suit. Then simply escalated from there.
At first I thought there was a scene in the films with someone wearing a suit that inspired them... but they are ironically wearing suits because it's a shitty cashgrab with no cultural value - rightfully mocked - and the studio itself is celebrating this? Don't really get it.
It's like when my and my friends saw God's Not Dead 2 in theaters and got hammered while an older Mexican couple was trying to have sex in what they hoped would be an empty theater.
When i'm having fun with my friends, I usually don't feel a need to record it and upload it to social media hoping it's going to go "viral" because >look at me! lol i'm so heckin' quirky!!! fr fr bussin no cap
Alright gentlemen. But before I let you to your seats I will have to personally pat you down to check for bananas. We've had incidences of groups of young men in formal wear throwing bananas at the screen. Now line up facing the wall and bend over.
It's interesting how black people are really leaning into their savageness these days. In the past black people shaved their hair close and tried to look respectable.
>Low key would watch a show with them, seems like a very diverse group of friends
I unironically hope this generation of kids is less racist than mine was
Not saying it would be good because it has diverse characters, just that's what gets shows greenlit because they can target to several demographics.
you got the two childhood best friends on the right, then the guy in the glasses is the friend that betrays them and becomes the antagonist, the next guy is the token gay, then there's the anime watching black guy, the ethnically ambiguous suave guy, the hood black guy, the nerdy indian, and finally the douchebag who gets a redemption arc and becomes a fan favorite
Oh, I thought you meant you would watch a show with them as your friends because they are of different races, which is a weird qualifier. I wouldn't not hang with them because of that, btw.
Kind of sad that the dude wearing a silly hat is still pulling the look off better than the dweeby white dudes. Maybe it's because he's the only one who bothered to get the clothes tailored.
>sneakers with a suit >M'lady fedoras >Wal-Mart canes >none of the jackets or pants are properly fitted >Black folk
This is what zoomers cinsider classy.
What?
Nobody is seething just making fun of man children. >literally men going to see a children's movie but overcompensating by wearing suits
It's funny. That doesn't jump out as obvious to you?
I'm 28. Millennials have been cringe our entire lives. We were akward during the beginning of the internet and no we're cringe 20/30 year old consumers. Zoomers seem to actually be pretty aware of how bleak their situation is but come off as effortlessly cool.
>Zoomers seem to actually be pretty aware of
Let me stop you right there. If zoomers had any self-awareness they wouldn't dance like homosexuals and talk like Black folk.
Before that it was strung out white guys in make up and women's clothing screaming on a stage. Just because the israelites say it's cool and people listen doesn't make it true.
>zoomers entire personality is ironically liking something until the next thing they can ironically enjoy comes around, repeat ad nauseum
christ, how grim.
leave it to Cinemaphile to call zoomers homosexuals for trying to bring back going out in public dressed classy instead of the millenial/gen x'er/boomer method of going out in some trashy Chinese made graphic tee & cheap jeans. Half their parents probably never owned formal attire to show them how to properly dress, give them time and they'll start figuring out how much they like dressing well and what fits the best.
Still isn't the same. You used to hang out ever lunch hour and whenever you had free periods or after school and during holidays, but now they are married, or live across the country and have their busy work schedules and the best you can do is grab some drinks once a month if that.
I work at a decently high-end suit place and some poor frick had to spend 800 bucks getting his long haired little fruit of a kid a plain grey suit. Pops was bemused at best, and I made sure to yell to my coworker as I checked them out that this kid was making his dad spend 800 dollars to see a shit minions sequel.
You're mistaken, most of the prom season crowd opts to rent, and thank God for it. Keep the rabble at Men's Wearhouse. But it was always fun to make those teeny bop girls swoon in front of their oily prom dates.
If, hypothetically, I did have some Quasimodo-esque desire to live even a single day as a normal man with friends he can go to movies with without a care in the world, I wouldn't admit to it on Cinemaphile.
15 years ago, this website was dressing up in suits and afros to see Snakes on a Plane. i'd think anons would be able to appreciate some random irl shitposting
Zoomers are the golden age of marketing. I wonder if they’ll give smart phones and tablets to their children, it’s probably completely over for us if they do even after experiencing the cultural sabotage unlike their clueless parents.
There was a brief window with the popularization of the internet where you could see the old system and how boomers were enthralled by it. For a naive moment it was almost as if humanity could escape the chains. But now the construction of the newer and more high-tech mental cage is complete. Those who could see will go to their graves unable to speak it to the coming generations
I work in a team with 5 girls (all 7/10+) and one of them just invited us all to watch Thor 4 this Thursday. The issue is they all have boyfriends. If I go i’ll be wasting my time and money. If I don’t go i’ll forever be known as an antisocial loser. What do I do?
Say thanks but you already have plans. In all honesty they invited you to not exclude you, not because they want you there. If one didn't have a boyfriend then it could be a nice platonic time with a coworker, but you tagging along in this scenario would be pathetic.
This is what I was thinking too. What’s a good excuse though? It’s a Thursday night, no one goes out on Thursday unless they have soccer practice or some shit.
Shoot me your number and I'll send you a fake invite to a topless pool party. You can use it as proof to get out of watching capeshit. Also, your coworkers think you're gay btw
Ive been an online guy since the aughts but funnily enough didn't really start frequenting this place until 2018ish. it's a very gay and boring and out of touch place but I like the "anonymity" so I will continue to return
I see people say this all the time but then I look back at old threads and it feels very, well, for lack of a better word "cringe." I wonder how much of the nostalgia for old Cinemaphile is rose colored glasses
2 years ago
Anonymous
The only people who say rose colored glasses are fricking redditors so get the frick out of here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
upvoted
2 years ago
Anonymous
There used to be no /misc/ virus, so each board had culture instead of half of it being israeli, cuck, and troony paranoia/obsession
early enough was also before memes were mainstream or even known so it was just something you could enjoy with anonymous you didn't have to worry about some 40 year old posting watered down versions on facebook
overall it was more interesting
You just had to be there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe you're irony-poisoned.
Proto-cringe-culture, or "hipster" irony culture only really developed starting in 2011 or so. Before that, things were different.
Maybe you should go, even if they bring their boyfriends. maybe they're looking to set you up with someone? or there may be ethat potential in the future
Go and tell everyone you just got out of a bad relationship so you don't seem like a loser virgin. The most important part is that you must refuse to ever elaborate on it; you will appear more mysterious this way. Unfortunately you will probably have to keep lying about this forever if you land a girl from there.
time is a flat circle. Eventually Cinemaphile will cycle around to what it was in the wienermongler/delayclose era, the religiousgays will once again hate religion and in a decade after that people will get bored with that and circle back again. You know it to be true.
It’s the natural cycle. Anons in their late 20s are already acting like 70 year olds, I’m guilty of it sometimes too. We’re already seeing many anons LARP as Christians, so the pendulum has to swing back eventually.
Headphones full movie. The prostitute behind the counter asks me something, no time to pay attention....my prey is entering the theater.....fricking homosexuals....you think its funny? you want to "meme"? I will show you how to go fricking viral. Take out the uzi, the first burst takes two of them. The rest aint smiling anymore.....their 2 friends lays there in their bloodstained suits gasping for their last breath.
3 of them about to reach the main door, nothing a sawed off cant solve. Open coat and take it out, first shot destroys his leg below the knee.... second shot on the other homosexual is a headshot....that gamer mouse really paid off.
Drop shotgun and change to the m16, proceed to walk through the hallway....two of them trying to hide behind garbage bags....sadly they are too scared and are shaking so much they rattle the bags. Unload the whole clip on them....
Throw grenade into bathroom where I hear them crying....
Steal some snickers before escaping.
Hating zoomers only makes them stronger. We have no one to blame but ourselves for showing them memeing reality and basing the entirety of one’s life around the concept of irony. The only way to escape the cycle is to ignore the generational war and let stupid people eat their shitty cake.
yeah this is a sponsored, they wouldn't be allowed to film inside the theatre otherwise, and there no way the staff wasn't watching them the entire time
you think minimum wage workers who are either basically their age or way too old are going to police zoomies iphone use? Have you been to a theater? You think they got security patrolling?
Zoomers are the most powerful race to ever exist
imagine a zoomer filipino
First thing I thought of
A zoomerpino
I am a Zoomer Filipino...
My knees are bending.
May I pound at your prostate with my penis?
1.sneakers with off rack “suit” and black button up
2.sneakers, pants too long, jacket looks moronicly sized, moron came
3.brown shoes with black pants, just fricked up in general
4.brown belt for black shoes and pants
5.decent, pants tad short but fine for students first dress up
6.sneakers, mismatched jacket+pants, wtf came
7. Mismatched jacket+pants, jacket badly fitted on shoulders, no tie, collar all fricked up
8.pants bit too long for passable, cuckitini hat
9.worst fitted pants+jacket of group, sunglasses
Trash
t. fat old beta that thinks he is fashionable
Your knowledge of men's fashion is worthless gay
>3.brown shoes with black pants, just fricked up in general
pants are clearly blue
Then why are most of them gay?
/pol/acks wouldn't understand these things.
bro, #3 and 4 from the left are fricking. Don't believe me? look at their feet
Yeah, like I said, /misc/acks wouldn't understand that kind of kino.
Its milenial, not zoomer. Milenial are real life soijak
No zoomers are twice as gay as millennial
yeah but millenials were the first generation to be total homosexual butt munchers. you're basically responsible for the way zoomers are right now
Millenials were the last generation that openly disparaged homosexuals.
LMAO are you serious, dude? That would be the slient generation
Calling each other gay was the number one go to insult of every millennial's childhood. Zoomers don't even call each other gay.
dude I'm a zoomer and I can tell you that gay was a very common insult in elementary school.
Then you were shamed out of it in middle school like a cuck
Millennials made em that way tho
See
Zoomers are statistically twice as gay as millenials.
we're twice as gay but more balls than an millennial cuck
homie you're not helping your case at all.
key word
>Zoomers will dress up because of advertising but won't dress up to get a job
Makes u think.
My cousin is going to go with a large group to see this movie in suits. He told me this today.
They are truly cut from a different cloth.
This is only a shock to a manchild like you who has likely never dressed up to go anywhere
Like you right?
The "i wanna die lol" zoomer kids are learning to #consume trash while pretending its gold. A symptom of our rapidly decaying society
This is an art movement like a sequel to vaporwave
Honestly w group of people goofing around can have fun watching any trash
What is this trend?
you wouldn't get it
Wtf how are kids so fricking kino these days? Back in my days we had homosexual emo kids.
they all have little handheld cameras they bring literally everywhere and learn to use them, we are in a strange future
Frick they're pretty good. Not just emos, we had the fricking fedoras.
These are all “me and the boys” kind of zoomers, not the literal homosexuals you see on twitter crying all day. They’re actually pretty cool people but they talk like morons (wiggers) honestly.
The other day a cute zoomer coworker (girl) called me a gigachad and it was great
did you instantly marry her?
Most of those are millenials, or early zoomers. The later zoomers think we're the homosexuals and our parents are just the hilariously senile.
It was zoomers who came up with OK Boomer, after all. While millenials just screamed about their stolen future and cried about being made fun of for avocado toast, zoomers said two little words that made the boomers seethe so much they called it the new Black person, and started crying about ageism. Face it, millenials are cancer. Joyless, judgemental cancer.
have a nice day tiktok homosexual.
Ok avocado tooster.
I'm not even a millennials you tiktok brain-dead homosexual. I'm a zoomer, just like you.
Ok born-in-the-wrong-generatiooner.
Calm down moron. We all you're not a fricking zoomer. Get over yourself b***h.
>It was zoomers who came up with OK Boomer, after all.
And you think combining these two words is what, some kind of great accomplishment? How many zoomers were needed to achieve this incredible feat of wit?
> zoomers said two little words that made the boomers seethe so much they called it the new Black person
Stop huffing your farts for a second and step outside. No one gives a shit about your lame intergeneration divide & conquer meme.
I miss the emo kids so frick you homosexual.
>emo kids
those were the losers. the popular kids were way better than they are now
I fricked the emo girls and made sure their group of beta orbiters knew of the deed
The zoomer hair tarnishes it a bit, but otherwise kino.
>zoomers are based after all
What kind of sick and twisted timeline is this?
This is kinda based ngl
Yeah, I kind of miss the days of being able to just casually get 20+ friends together. Once everyone is working or worse gets married or has a kid you have to breakout a calendar and plan months ahead just to catch lunch with more than one person.
HOLY FRICKING BASED. i hate zoomers a little less now.
What you don't appreciate or understand is the action. Sure, they're not Cinemaphilegs, rich, or in their 20s-30s--their wardrobes aren't going to be the best. But the action of getting dressed up as a group, actually going to the kinoplex, and having a laugh with the lads is way less cringe than being a miserable loner, shitposting on a Javanese animation forum, and half-watching a flick on 123movies.com
>But the action of getting dressed up as a group
>as a group
sounds right wing thus problematic.
And yet you're here, huh moron.
I'm not miserable, a loner, shitposting, or half-watching flicks on 123movies. Nice try, guy.
>paying to watch israelite trash is cultured
Do they block entrances and form swastikas?
i thought it would be cringe but it's actually based
wtf
ngl minions rise of gru lookin like it finna be straight fire fr fr no cap
>you wouldn't get it
and I don't want to
>no females
nice. would have been cringe and gay if there were
zoomers will do anything for attention
best not to give it to them tbh
Absolutely based. Dressing up and seeing an anti-globohomosexual movie.
These little shits lit fireworks in my kinoplex
Those seats deserve it. My theatre upgraded to the electric recliners and they're fricking amazing. Anything less deserves this
The seats in the more upper class theater I go to have electric recliners and a built in cooling system and I think speaks on them as well.
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
CLEAN IT UP
alright I'm sold, how do I take the minionspill
where do I start?
Oh cool, I'm like those old boomers now who gets in on the new young hip memes to ruin them and kill them by researching them and joining them. It's happened to me!
went to watch it for the memes at first, but it's actually kino
What movie do I start with though? I heard the minions are introduced in something else, Despicable Me I think?
I'm on vacation and need something useful to do with my time so ironically watching children's cartoons for the lore behind a meme seems like a good use of that.
you dont really need to watch the other movies. It sort of acts as a prequel with a few references to characters from the other movies sprinkled in here and there
Well I can't even see Minions 2 as it's still in theatres and while the joke is funny, it's not funny enough to actually go to a theatre and get arrested for being a weird creep in a children's movie
so I will download the movies instead
I'm starting with Despicable Me 1. I'm sorry anon but it's too late, it's done, you can't stop me
literally a viral marketing stunt. that's the only video on the kid's account and the top comment is by the official minions page
I just realised this is the Myer centre in Brisbane.
explains the lack of Black folk
have a nice day you racist piece of shit.
Frick I'm glad you said that, I knew it looked vaguely familiar. Exactly the kind of thing the lads in Brisbane would come up with
Good for them. Rarely see anyone do anything social nowadays
Kino
huge white pill
>that faraway shot
Lads... I think zoomers are gonna be OK after all...
it's the "I was fricking stupid enough to actually buy a suit for Jr. Prom instead of renting, so now I gotta look for reasons to wear it" starter pack
Each generation of men is more and more infantalised
I can't see any downside to bringing back suits, walking sticks and pocket-watches.
Cinemaphile meetup
How can necklets even compare?
It is amazing how seemless the Dylanshop is with this line up.
it actually feels wrong with him not in it
>posting the wrong version
eren jaeger on the right is cute
both of these are from brisbane, australia
It's advanced shilling disguised as ironic excitement that simultaneously works as a way to get back at woke product. It started in israel when a couple of influencers got paid to watch the movie while wearing a suit. Then simply escalated from there.
shhhhhh
>awsweetmanmanhorrorsbeyondcomprehsion.jpg
Really? Or is this a joke?
At first I thought there was a scene in the films with someone wearing a suit that inspired them... but they are ironically wearing suits because it's a shitty cashgrab with no cultural value - rightfully mocked - and the studio itself is celebrating this? Don't really get it.
a return to class and appreciating high art
To nobodies surprise, the kids that grew up watching minions turned out to be be just as obnoxious and unfunny as the minions themselves.
It's like when my and my friends saw God's Not Dead 2 in theaters and got hammered while an older Mexican couple was trying to have sex in what they hoped would be an empty theater.
it's called having fun with your friends
When i'm having fun with my friends, I usually don't feel a need to record it and upload it to social media hoping it's going to go "viral" because
>look at me! lol i'm so heckin' quirky!!! fr fr bussin no cap
Zoomers pick movies that are bad or unlikely to succeed and try to meme them into popularity. They’ve already started doing it for Barbie too.
Kids are bored, same as ever
Seems zoomers are returning to menswear of previous centuries
Nah it's just a bullshit tradcath larp.
So it's like Cinemaphile?
Pretty much dude. As the other anon mentioned, we will get back to hating religion again.
I started this trend lmao
Did you now
Hollywood is exacting revenge for Morbius. Using the power of memes in the other direction.
astroturfed homosexualry and slaves submitting to it by saying "its irony, bro".
Jesus christ, it's always the Indian that gets mogged.
Obvious viral marketing campaign
You just know they all ran a train on that little poo during the flick.
Alright gentlemen. But before I let you to your seats I will have to personally pat you down to check for bananas. We've had incidences of groups of young men in formal wear throwing bananas at the screen. Now line up facing the wall and bend over.
ROBERT NOOOOOOO
>Frick no homie. I need it ain’t keep it frfr no cap
robert is not a homie new gay
Robert, I've seen what your packing in the employee showers... Don't do it... They're just little zoomies man...
frick you monkey, buy your own bananas
You respect Robert you racist shit. I'll whoop you myself
did you really just disrespect Robert in the House of Kino
>yfw back to the popcorn mines
this, him and the Hispanic next to him are definitely up to some shady shit, I wouldn't trust those frickers as far as I could throw em.
They're literally just vibing.
Vibing each other's buttholes.
>the one guy without his leg raised
i'ma loner, dottie... a rebel
On my day we ironically tricked friends into watching brokeback mountain. I remember this black guy going AW HELL NO when he saw what ticket was.
I swear every black person on earth has the hair of what a child might make for a puppet.
It's interesting how black people are really leaning into their savageness these days. In the past black people shaved their hair close and tried to look respectable.
Most i see nowadays are still bald except the kids
Millennialbros, we lost...the most we ever did was make swastikas in video games. Gen Z is truly the most based and kino living generation...
You and your Wal-Mart prom tuxedo aren't fooling anyone, zoomie.
Larping gay, you don’t even have good cartoons.
Harlem shake was totally epic swag though.
No pussy for us please, were saving ourselves for the right gal, you know!
3rd from the right is kino
>Hair like shitty puppet made buy a preschooler
>kino
Pic one anon.
Also
this.
V neck matches as well. Definitely fricking
>Hair like shitty puppet made buy a preschooler
To be fair, black men only have like three different hairstyles to choose from.
Low key would watch a show with them, seems like a very diverse group of friends
>Low key would watch a show with them, seems like a very diverse group of friends
I unironically hope this generation of kids is less racist than mine was
homie, the frick? Why does it matter if a group of looks like a bag of Skittles or not?
Not saying it would be good because it has diverse characters, just that's what gets shows greenlit because they can target to several demographics.
you got the two childhood best friends on the right, then the guy in the glasses is the friend that betrays them and becomes the antagonist, the next guy is the token gay, then there's the anime watching black guy, the ethnically ambiguous suave guy, the hood black guy, the nerdy indian, and finally the douchebag who gets a redemption arc and becomes a fan favorite
Oh, I thought you meant you would watch a show with them as your friends because they are of different races, which is a weird qualifier. I wouldn't not hang with them because of that, btw.
>No women
Now that would be a kino show.
You've been brainwashed by israeli propaganda. "Diversity" is not in fact a good thing.
He meant it looks like a diverse group (of white people) which is acceptable
No it isn't butthole. It needs some Bi-POC in it for to be acceptable.
I will allow 1 (one) based black man
You mean self-hating coons? Frick that shit, homie. We need more People of color than whites people in that photo.
fr that shit looks like it be bussin, no cap
Kind of sad that the dude wearing a silly hat is still pulling the look off better than the dweeby white dudes. Maybe it's because he's the only one who bothered to get the clothes tailored.
Nice try reddit darky. Bruh bruh looks like he's ready for the glaciers to melt this afternoon with those pants.
Plus educate yourself on what the cultured zoomie on the right is paying homage too. Based 90s.
3/9 of them are wearing skate shoes with a suit
and you know they don't even actually skate
>sneakers with a suit
>M'lady fedoras
>Wal-Mart canes
>none of the jackets or pants are properly fitted
>Black folk
This is what zoomers cinsider classy.
/pol/gays are seething that literal gay white children are cooler and funnier than they ever were
What?
Nobody is seething just making fun of man children.
>literally men going to see a children's movie but overcompensating by wearing suits
It's funny. That doesn't jump out as obvious to you?
Nice to see the "swag is for boys, class is for men" look intersecting with modern diversity.
How did Zoomers end up being cooler and more based than us Millennials?
Stop false-flagging, zoomie. You morons can't even figure out adblock
I'm 28. Millennials have been cringe our entire lives. We were akward during the beginning of the internet and no we're cringe 20/30 year old consumers. Zoomers seem to actually be pretty aware of how bleak their situation is but come off as effortlessly cool.
>Zoomers seem to actually be pretty aware of
Let me stop you right there. If zoomers had any self-awareness they wouldn't dance like homosexuals and talk like Black folk.
Black folk are objectively cool to the majority of Americans, sorry you're on the outside with dying boomers who won't give you a cent.
Before that it was strung out white guys in make up and women's clothing screaming on a stage. Just because the israelites say it's cool and people listen doesn't make it true.
I use adblock browser for mobile THOUGH
Don't mind the boomer in mid-life crisis, he read a tabloid headline and now thinks he is an anthropologist
When is the last time you went to the movies? You literally don't ask for tickets anymore. Its all kiosks.
26 year old zoomer here.
AMA
Do you hang out with a league of extraordinary gentlemen like op pic?
How many times per day were you groomed? The average of your zoomer peers is 3
You're not a zoomer homosexual. The oldest zoomer was born in 97.
Already a better meme than Morbius.
On the right: soul
On the left: soulless
>zoomers entire personality is ironically liking something until the next thing they can ironically enjoy comes around, repeat ad nauseum
christ, how grim.
that's just American culture since the 60's
they don't make movies for teen boys anymore so this is all they CAN enjoy. kinda sad really
Aren't the MCU movies for teen boys though?
>Aren't the MCU movies for teen boys though?
You know I'm right fricking Black person.
mcu is for gays and Black folk
Like you fricking moron. Get back to collecting your funkopop collection you redditor motherfricker.
mcu is woke propaganda like everything else, it's not for teen boys, even if they make up a large part of their audience, you dumb israelite
Stop projecting you fricking israelite. You know MCU is made for teenage boys, whether you like it or not.
take your meds
Take this Hebrew kosher wiener down your throat, b***h ass homie. Get that ass banned motherfricker.
What is the meaning of the "fru fru no cap" expression?
leave it to Cinemaphile to call zoomers homosexuals for trying to bring back going out in public dressed classy instead of the millenial/gen x'er/boomer method of going out in some trashy Chinese made graphic tee & cheap jeans. Half their parents probably never owned formal attire to show them how to properly dress, give them time and they'll start figuring out how much they like dressing well and what fits the best.
Why would I want to dress up in a monkey suit for? It's pathetic at best.
Singlehanded, I could heem everyone in that pic in a space of 90-180 seconds.
damn, what a badass for beating up 14 year olds!
Thank you.
You are very brabo, your mother tied you before you defecate, so you don't eat the shit.
I don't know what that means but I'm glad you believe in me. I also wear suits which actually fit me, and proper shoes.
>zoomer redemption arc
Good for them. Let the boys have some fun. It's been a shitty past few years.
One Fedora per group dipshits
I miss my boys. Life is lonely after high school.
You have to work to keep those friendships dumbasses
Still isn't the same. You used to hang out ever lunch hour and whenever you had free periods or after school and during holidays, but now they are married, or live across the country and have their busy work schedules and the best you can do is grab some drinks once a month if that.
Funny how I always have to put in the work and not other people. What's up with that?
kinda hard when all your friends stop replying to your texts
Why is everyone acting like this shit is "based"? I don't get it
Of course you don’t get it.
try to have fun once in a while
I work at a decently high-end suit place and some poor frick had to spend 800 bucks getting his long haired little fruit of a kid a plain grey suit. Pops was bemused at best, and I made sure to yell to my coworker as I checked them out that this kid was making his dad spend 800 dollars to see a shit minions sequel.
most kids have a suit from their highschool graduation ball last month
You're mistaken, most of the prom season crowd opts to rent, and thank God for it. Keep the rabble at Men's Wearhouse. But it was always fun to make those teeny bop girls swoon in front of their oily prom dates.
What is this stupid non sense of zoomer this zoomer that. Makes me want to zoom in with a microscope to see that microbrain of you guys
if i invited to wear a suit and watch minions in theater with a group of friends, would you do it?
>group of friends
You have no idea where you are, do you?
Hypothetically
If, hypothetically, I did have some Quasimodo-esque desire to live even a single day as a normal man with friends he can go to movies with without a care in the world, I wouldn't admit to it on Cinemaphile.
>zoom in with a microscope to see that microbrain of you guys
sounds like some sort of Seinfeld-esque rant
15 years ago, this website was dressing up in suits and afros to see Snakes on a Plane. i'd think anons would be able to appreciate some random irl shitposting
is multiculturalism really a thing? I thought it was just on TV
depens on how shitty of a neighourhood you live in
>Minions 2 is woke
>screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of a
is this twitter?
Yes, we do live in a society
Zoomers are the golden age of marketing. I wonder if they’ll give smart phones and tablets to their children, it’s probably completely over for us if they do even after experiencing the cultural sabotage unlike their clueless parents.
There was a brief window with the popularization of the internet where you could see the old system and how boomers were enthralled by it. For a naive moment it was almost as if humanity could escape the chains. But now the construction of the newer and more high-tech mental cage is complete. Those who could see will go to their graves unable to speak it to the coming generations
I work in a team with 5 girls (all 7/10+) and one of them just invited us all to watch Thor 4 this Thursday. The issue is they all have boyfriends. If I go i’ll be wasting my time and money. If I don’t go i’ll forever be known as an antisocial loser. What do I do?
That seems like the most awkward experience ever, dont go.
>go
>don’t go
>you’re gay
Too many conflicting responses AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Just go, tell yourself it's work related.
Sounds like they think you're gay, anon.
Say thanks but you already have plans. In all honesty they invited you to not exclude you, not because they want you there. If one didn't have a boyfriend then it could be a nice platonic time with a coworker, but you tagging along in this scenario would be pathetic.
This is what I was thinking too. What’s a good excuse though? It’s a Thursday night, no one goes out on Thursday unless they have soccer practice or some shit.
Hmm. Any family close that you could lie and say you're celebrating their birthday?
That could work. Thanks.
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it won’t kek what a shit excuse
Offer up something better, butthole.
If they don't even want you there, then they don't care about your excuse, lol.
think you moron, they all might come alone because she invited only your workteam, or maybe only a few of th ir boyfriends will attens
Shoot me your number and I'll send you a fake invite to a topless pool party. You can use it as proof to get out of watching capeshit. Also, your coworkers think you're gay btw
>tfw the eternal newbie
only one year off, bros..
Proud frog poster reporting in. I was scared I was reddit for a moment then I realised I was reading the image incorrectly.
2008/2009 so newbie years
>I've been here for 15 years
Here's to 15 more!
frick no. Zoomers were the final nail in the coffin for this site. I'm going to complete my evolution as a Cinemaphilener and kill myself
zoomers are based. it's their dumb millenial parents who ruined everything
see you tomorrow
imagine basing your value as a human being upon how many years you've wasted on some degenerate imageboard
But yet you're here moron.
I thought zoomer parents are gen x or boomers.
sorry wrong image
>been here since 2006
Over half my life. This place is my home
Ive been an online guy since the aughts but funnily enough didn't really start frequenting this place until 2018ish. it's a very gay and boring and out of touch place but I like the "anonymity" so I will continue to return
>didn't really start frequenting this place until 2018ish
You pretty much missed everything. Cinemaphile lost its soul around 2014ish
I see people say this all the time but then I look back at old threads and it feels very, well, for lack of a better word "cringe." I wonder how much of the nostalgia for old Cinemaphile is rose colored glasses
The only people who say rose colored glasses are fricking redditors so get the frick out of here.
upvoted
There used to be no /misc/ virus, so each board had culture instead of half of it being israeli, cuck, and troony paranoia/obsession
early enough was also before memes were mainstream or even known so it was just something you could enjoy with anonymous you didn't have to worry about some 40 year old posting watered down versions on facebook
overall it was more interesting
You just had to be there.
Maybe you're irony-poisoned.
Proto-cringe-culture, or "hipster" irony culture only really developed starting in 2011 or so. Before that, things were different.
hire a hooker and have her pretend to be your date to make the roasties mad jelly
frick that shit, just say you're busy
Maybe you should go, even if they bring their boyfriends. maybe they're looking to set you up with someone? or there may be ethat potential in the future
Go and tell everyone you just got out of a bad relationship so you don't seem like a loser virgin. The most important part is that you must refuse to ever elaborate on it; you will appear more mysterious this way. Unfortunately you will probably have to keep lying about this forever if you land a girl from there.
Ay yo what is Boyega doing there?
time is a flat circle. Eventually Cinemaphile will cycle around to what it was in the wienermongler/delayclose era, the religiousgays will once again hate religion and in a decade after that people will get bored with that and circle back again. You know it to be true.
It’s the natural cycle. Anons in their late 20s are already acting like 70 year olds, I’m guilty of it sometimes too. We’re already seeing many anons LARP as Christians, so the pendulum has to swing back eventually.
Well I imagine Reviewbrah must be feeling somewhat vindicated by this.
Could a "new sincerity" movement also rise?
I wish, but probably not for a while.
>all these seething yidsney employees trying to steer the public away from watching some antiwoke fun kino
this fricker cloned himself
t. blind chink
all white people look the same
t. white (irish)
*leaves the thread*
>white
>(irish)
choose one
But I wouldn't want to sit through a Minions movie
Headphones full movie. The prostitute behind the counter asks me something, no time to pay attention....my prey is entering the theater.....fricking homosexuals....you think its funny? you want to "meme"? I will show you how to go fricking viral. Take out the uzi, the first burst takes two of them. The rest aint smiling anymore.....their 2 friends lays there in their bloodstained suits gasping for their last breath.
3 of them about to reach the main door, nothing a sawed off cant solve. Open coat and take it out, first shot destroys his leg below the knee.... second shot on the other homosexual is a headshot....that gamer mouse really paid off.
Drop shotgun and change to the m16, proceed to walk through the hallway....two of them trying to hide behind garbage bags....sadly they are too scared and are shaking so much they rattle the bags. Unload the whole clip on them....
Throw grenade into bathroom where I hear them crying....
Steal some snickers before escaping.
>zwei tickets für Minions: The Rise of Gru, danke
>what if I watch the shitty movie made for toddlers but in an IRONIC way wouldn't that be so wacky and funny
do I blame the israelites for this
it's just kids having fun, Eustace
/disney/ lost
Hating zoomers only makes them stronger. We have no one to blame but ourselves for showing them memeing reality and basing the entirety of one’s life around the concept of irony. The only way to escape the cycle is to ignore the generational war and let stupid people eat their shitty cake.
My lil bro (13) stopped by yesterday night asking for my shoes. Holy frick my bro is a zoomer doing this thing.
Zoomers are if like 2012 /b/ went mainstream humour
Zoomers are fricking based
>literally 54% white
my fricking sides
0% actually. Americans aren't white
I COUNT MONEY
yeah this is a sponsored, they wouldn't be allowed to film inside the theatre otherwise, and there no way the staff wasn't watching them the entire time
you think minimum wage workers who are either basically their age or way too old are going to police zoomies iphone use? Have you been to a theater? You think they got security patrolling?