A rando nursing home lady.
Fun fact: 95% of nursing home residents have at least 1 STD.
Which means, the previously pure Carl, who was only devoted to Ellie, now is banging some prostitute with syphillis.
Senior citizens are the demographic with the fastest growing sti rates.
Nursing and retirement homes tested a dorm room like vibe where you have a bunch of adults living together. Viagra's invention has pushed this further. And since most people in this context can't get pregnant, condom use is low. There have been examples of nurses having to literally separate people who were getting stuck together mid coitus.
The research is because this is a real endemic situation.
Just look at his fricking jawline Black person, I can't compete with that
>Why aren't you?
Because I'm not a degenerate or a cheater and have my priorities straight
bump
Who was his date. Also IRL old people are sometimes into weird shit like nudism
A rando nursing home lady.
Fun fact: 95% of nursing home residents have at least 1 STD.
Which means, the previously pure Carl, who was only devoted to Ellie, now is banging some prostitute with syphillis.
where did you get those statistics and why would anyone research that in the first place.
I have syphilis and work at a nuring home. And I used to bang 95% of the women.
what was up with the remaining 5%
Their insurance didn't cover it.
I can confirm what
said. I am one of the old women he is banging.
bump
Senior citizens are the demographic with the fastest growing sti rates.
Nursing and retirement homes tested a dorm room like vibe where you have a bunch of adults living together. Viagra's invention has pushed this further. And since most people in this context can't get pregnant, condom use is low. There have been examples of nurses having to literally separate people who were getting stuck together mid coitus.
The research is because this is a real endemic situation.
Legalize mandatory castration
We call that taxes
>There have been examples of nurses having to literally separate people who were getting stuck together mid coitus.
So that's why covid was most dangerous for people over 75.
Does that matter? He's going to kick the bucket soon anyways.
a black man
Why carl and ellie could never adopt a child? Why not a single fanfic author has ever made a crossover au where they adopt baby Superman?
They made money selling balloons, they couldn't afford adoption
He should've dropped ellie after they realized she was the red baron.
If he's 90 how old was the explorer dude supposed to be? He was an adult when Carl was a child
they literally explain why in the film
he's like 18, people aged like milk back then
Carl is 78, muntz is 92, supposedly.
idk
rip you didn't deserve to be the frontliner for Elemental the worst Pixar film since Cars 2
ghj