As compared to her first suit? Sure. But she actually looks kind of cute now so I like it. Not enough to go see the movie, but enough to watch whatever webms are spammed on here when the flick comes out
MCU costumes are increasingly designed with the same criteria as Disney Star Wars costumes; >cover up as much skin as possible >don't accentuate or sexualize
It's like they're not even trying to make it appealing. Even though Secret Invasion was total dogshit, at least the trailers tried to make it seem like something good. This just seems like it's going to be dogshit all around. Like, what even is the point of this movie? Marvel now has X-Men and Fantastic Four and still retain all the other A-Listers and can still work out a deal to include Spider-Man. What the frick are they doing? Just throw the Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Doctor Strange, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Thor, Deadpool, Daredevil, and Blade into a movie and call it a fricking day. Drop the rest of the fricking trash and make a billion dollars with a new Avengers lineup. Fricking Christ, no one even gives a shit about the "plot" anymore. Just toss all of those characters into a movie and have them fight Dr. Doom or something. Real Dr. Doom, with the magic and shit.
This new Marvelslop must be so fricking jarring if you just casually watched the movies when they came out >So I watched the first Captain Marvel, who are these two new characters? I don't remember them >Well first you're going to have to buy a subscription to Disney+®, then watch 6-7 hours of WandaVision® so you can be introduced to Monica Rambeau, then another five hours of Ms. Marvel® to be introduced to Kamala Khan, then another five hours of Secret Invasion® so you can keep abreast of what Nick Fury has been up to since the first film, and after that you should be fully prepared for a sequel to a movie you saw 4 years ago
>Shes an independent, ass-kicking chick, so she needs to do the side-shaved hair thing, but Brie's being autistic and refuses to get a haircut, so just give her a tight french braid.
>the last superhero film for a while thanks to strikes
lol, what kind of moron studio exec cope is this? Literally no consumer has ever had this type of attitude about genre films. This isn't like food or fuel or other resources that people stockpile in anticipation of scarcity. No one has to go to the theaters, when they can just sit at home and watch almost any movie or show made in the last 30 years on demand. That's their real competition: everything
Who watches this frickin' slop?
Redditor weaklings.
Disney's biggest capeshit flop incoming.
Literally no one, that's why they were buying out empty auditoriums for Captain Marvel.
Me.
the guys who call you a nazi online
Literally everyone who isn't a Cinemaphile incel
Seriously though. How is this shit not straight to streaming services at this point?
Americans, they get guilt tripped into it
Americans watch this slop deliberately, wokeness is their new religion.
i'm not liking the evil brie suit brie bros
you're not liking the more skin tight suit?
As compared to her first suit? Sure. But she actually looks kind of cute now so I like it. Not enough to go see the movie, but enough to watch whatever webms are spammed on here when the flick comes out
The hottest she looks in the trailer is when she is in the tank top. What a world we have devolved in to.
MCU costumes are increasingly designed with the same criteria as Disney Star Wars costumes;
>cover up as much skin as possible
>don't accentuate or sexualize
Kate Beckinsale made millions showing off her ass in a sexy costume. Larson could be Multi Billy Brie if she had a supersuit that flexed her breasts.
But her super suit seems designed to cover everything up flatten. KateBeck's suit accentuated.
Do they even sing or dance
It's like they're not even trying to make it appealing. Even though Secret Invasion was total dogshit, at least the trailers tried to make it seem like something good. This just seems like it's going to be dogshit all around. Like, what even is the point of this movie? Marvel now has X-Men and Fantastic Four and still retain all the other A-Listers and can still work out a deal to include Spider-Man. What the frick are they doing? Just throw the Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Doctor Strange, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Thor, Deadpool, Daredevil, and Blade into a movie and call it a fricking day. Drop the rest of the fricking trash and make a billion dollars with a new Avengers lineup. Fricking Christ, no one even gives a shit about the "plot" anymore. Just toss all of those characters into a movie and have them fight Dr. Doom or something. Real Dr. Doom, with the magic and shit.
>marvelslop
however i will watch webms of brie that anons kindly make
Their costumes are all so prudish. Very unflattering! We know Brie has an excellent tummy, why not show it off?
this will bomb in ways that will make Blue Beetle blush
Looking like Muslims lol just missing the head scarf
This new Marvelslop must be so fricking jarring if you just casually watched the movies when they came out
>So I watched the first Captain Marvel, who are these two new characters? I don't remember them
>Well first you're going to have to buy a subscription to Disney+®, then watch 6-7 hours of WandaVision® so you can be introduced to Monica Rambeau, then another five hours of Ms. Marvel® to be introduced to Kamala Khan, then another five hours of Secret Invasion® so you can keep abreast of what Nick Fury has been up to since the first film, and after that you should be fully prepared for a sequel to a movie you saw 4 years ago
Can confirm. I only really like Guardians flicks and whole chunks of Part 3 were head scratching, like green lady and peter.
CUTE!
Fatty
Holy shit. I would watch anything with that Asian girl in the background. She should have been the lead
built for my fat long white dick (6 inches x 5.5 inches circumference)
post it anon haha
i would but im banned from the other fun boards rn. all i have is Cinemaphile right now.
brie
The jannies aren't going to be happy about the increase in Brieposting
What is that hairstyle called?
>Shes an independent, ass-kicking chick, so she needs to do the side-shaved hair thing, but Brie's being autistic and refuses to get a haircut, so just give her a tight french braid.
based brie not changing herself to make disney israelites happy
who is the black one?
why not have a cute buddy cop marvels movie with the cute chubby one and a cute brie?
The most powerful
brie braid = brieaid
>Frick, Marry, Kill
Frick Brie
Marry Brie
Kill Brie
wtf the frick is her problem?
>spastic flapping
Confirmed for autism.
she's a sperg
She's white. She thinks she's doing a good job dancing.
b***h has no rhythm at all
Brie learned all her dance moves from Elaine in Seinfeld
>still three months out
>already burnt through it's marketing budget
>absolutely zero hype
DOA bros will be eating good
When kittens are the most interesting thing in the trailer, you're in trouble.
Ive a feeling this will be a success
zero competition and the last superhero film for a while thanks to strikes
800m ww
It'll be lucky to break even
800m is not a success when you have a 500m budget
>the last superhero film for a while thanks to strikes
lol, what kind of moron studio exec cope is this? Literally no consumer has ever had this type of attitude about genre films. This isn't like food or fuel or other resources that people stockpile in anticipation of scarcity. No one has to go to the theaters, when they can just sit at home and watch almost any movie or show made in the last 30 years on demand. That's their real competition: everything
>Haunted Mansion flop
>The Marvels flop
>Snow White flop
What happened to Disney?
Brie is a confirmed draw
Kino is back on the menu
Why is Brie the only one that looks fit? The other two b***hes didn't even bother to do a single hour of workout didn't they
representation
The black woman is actually very fit.
I'd marvel abed's girlfriend if you know what I'm saying