>93 years old. >less JUSTed and bogged than Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Ryan Gosling

>93 years old
>less JUSTed and bogged than Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Ryan Gosling

How did he do it?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Once you reach 60+ then all fat old people kind of look the same. He also still has his hair, which is a bonus.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He has famously had fake hair since the 60s, but yeah, being porky has probably helped

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not fake, it's just not native to his head.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fair. Well, he was wigged up for decades before the transplants. His original series wigs used to mysteriously go missing from the set, then by the time they were making Trek films he was into the weirdly dark almost curly TJ Hooker era, with absolutely no regard for character continuity, and they got worse in quality as the Trek films went on. Not sure when he went the surgical route

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >TJ Hooker
            That show had some hair.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They all look like hair helmets. What an era

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All male celebrities have fake hair

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And he is easily one of the most famous for it in history. And I’m replying to someone who said he still had his hair, so…

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    red pills you on genes
    i knew a gym rabbit kind of guy one time who had a heart attack at 25
    meanwhile there are fat people out there who drink every day who live to 90
    everything is genetics man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. We're all basically pre-programmed out the womb for thr most part. Sure you can do things that may extend or lower your life expectancy a little. But the reality is these have nothing compared to what you're scripted for. No beating it. My healthy as fuxk friend just died from a rare cancer at 33. He got diagnosed only 2 years ago. Nothing you can do but hope you rolled a good sheet. Still be healthy tho. The reason shatner looks good is no drinking and smoking, yeah you can live to 92 if you're lucky but you'll look like shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. We're all basically pre-programmed out the womb for thr most part. Sure you can do things that may extend or lower your life expectancy a little. But the reality is these have nothing compared to what you're scripted for. No beating it. My healthy as fuxk friend just died from a rare cancer at 33. He got diagnosed only 2 years ago. Nothing you can do but hope you rolled a good sheet. Still be healthy tho. The reason shatner looks good is no drinking and smoking, yeah you can live to 92 if you're lucky but you'll look like shit

      Certain cancers are skyrocketing in younger people worldwide. You’re telling me that’s genetics?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Vax gon give it to ya

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >A study by researchers from Brigham and Women’s Hospital reveals that the incidence of early onset cancers — including breast, colon, esophagus, kidney, liver, and pancreas — has dramatically increased around the world, with the rise beginning around 1990
          Sure thing moron.
          https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2022/09/researchers-report-dramatic-rise-in-early-onset-cancers/

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >vaccines weren’t around in 1990
            Are you mentally handicapped?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >A study by researchers from Brigham and Women’s Hospital reveals that the incidence of early onset cancers — including breast, colon, esophagus, kidney, liver, and pancreas — has dramatically increased around the world, with the rise beginning around 1990
              Sure thing moron.
              https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2022/09/researchers-report-dramatic-rise-in-early-onset-cancers/

              >le vax
              Its because of microplastics

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Absorbed his wife’s energy when he killed her

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    peak male form right here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hey i saw this guy drinking in front of a store yesterday

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For a male to make it to 93 and still be fully ambulatory and cognitive is actually quite impressive

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        maintaining that much body weight is incredible. im genuinely not making fun of him for being fat, normally by that age people are walking skeletons as they lose their appetite. he's clearly doing something right and at 93 who gives a shit about the risk of weight related heart disease its better than malnutrition

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        very true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is he actually 93 here? I've known people in their late 50s who looked older.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this was taken in feburary 2024

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He only looks about 75.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the power stance
      >that tasteful swagger

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    look up early life

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A healthy diet of foreskins and gentile blood.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Direct adrenochrome extractions from screaming babies.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That photo is probably 15 years old.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man aged hard fast in the Kirk years then barely changed for decades. Once you’re an old pink hued man with fake hair who’s a bit too chubby to wrinkle much, there’s not a lot that can really change. It’s interesting and sort of inspiring how with it and full of life he still is though

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait this dude is 90 and recently went to space?

    Man being an astronaut can't be that hard I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's 93, he went into space a few years ago.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    those adrenochrome saps are expensive but you can see the result.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The key to long life is low stress, good food, and not giving a shit.

    Shartner has been chilling for YEARS. He also has millions and doesn't give AF. He trolls people on Twitter for fun. He's enjoying himself with good food and a good time.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never did drunks or drunk heavily

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the those drunks will get ya

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        drugs sorry, I'm a little bit drunk

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >drunks sorry, I'm a little bit drugs
          one job

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's ok bill

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He absorbs the lifeforce of redshirts

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