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Futurama did it better
Juwanna Mann did it better.
>Kevin Pollak
Back then you could call them pollaks and they wouldn't mind.
I do not trust The Daily Wire to make anything funny
>BONUS: Fat Joe's #1 Hit "What's Luv?" Music Video
kino
it should be about love it should be about trust babe
Holy kino.
Kek beat me to it
Also reminded me of when I used to watch Tour of Duty I should check that show out again
>Fat Joe's #1 Hit "What's Luv"
Fat Joe's February 2002 release "What's Luv?" peaked at #2 and remained there for 7 weeks, spending a total of 25 weeks in the top 40.
weird that this is the second time ive seen juwanna man posted her in like a week. you work too hard anon
Juwanna Mann, starring Miguel A. Nunez Jr., co-star of The Return of the Living Dead and Friday the13th part 5!!!FACT!!!
Different jokes. In those movies, they're trying to disguise themselves as women and people genuinely think they're women.
In this one, everyone knows they're really men and they're just gaming the system.
Reality is that South Park did this joke first.
it would have been funny if they got actual masculine men like jim caziviel or kevin sorbo as the trannies but the homosexuals in cheap wigs just ruin it
Or homies to pre buck break them for Hollywood to pick them up afterwards, they could charge Hollywood for it.
>Lady Ballers bros
>we
you're on your own for this weak comedy
>only two critic reviews
Why? Are they refusing to review it?
No one is interested in watching this shit, Daily Wire shills are on the loose tho
I thought critics were supposed to watch everything? If they only watch what interests them what good are they?
it's not real movie. youtube tier shit.
Define "real movie".
>It's only a real movie if it's allowed to be screened in cinemas
And the same people that support such films being denied wide distribution will also ask "why can't right wingers make movies?"
Why on earth would this shit get wide distribution? The only audience for this is the type of out of shape dweebs who obsessively listen to Matt Walsh podcasts.
>Why on earth would this shit get wide distribution?
Why was The Marvels playing in 5000 theaters if it's the biggest bomb of the year?
I should have just said "distribution". This couldn't even get local distribution because apparently cinemas didn't want to go near it due to the subject matter.
>The only audience for this is the type of out of shape dweebs who obsessively listen to Matt Walsh podcasts
My gen X mother is begging me to see this movie with her. Looks like the jig is up for you Laslo Shmuelenstein productions. No need to run disinfo anymore. The normans are onto you
>Looks like the jig is up for you Laslo Shmuelenstein productions
Aye, time to move on to Shlomo Shekelstein productions at Daily Wire
>only a small fraction of humanity doesn’t think I’m a woman
False.
>The only audience for this is the type of out of shape dweebs who obsessively listen to Matt Walsh podcasts.
WHAT THE FRICK!? CAVE TROLLS ARE REAL!?
What the hell is with this pairing? Was this a real video, or did someone splice clips together? If the one on the left ingests even one more ounce, I’m certain she will reach the critical tipping point, and a singularity will form at her stomach, destroying all life as we know it.
its real. these are the people calling you "incel" and demanding you have sex with them
This b***h is so big she doesn’t even fit in the frame
You’re just mad because she described you perfectly down tot he last detail
I think that's a troon.
He probably needs a thin woman for assistance.
did the thin chick know what she was doing when she got Jabba on to talk about incels?
Probably.
Jesus man I'm a fricking architect and even I recoiled at that cut
She claims she was architected/groomed by someone whose kink was "death feederism"
I felt a little hurt when she said "the neckbeard is strong but the facial hair is thin"
I feel that's attacking personal characteristics that has nothing to do with my choices in life
that's their whole playbook
instead of counterpoints, they just say okay incel or some shot in the dark adhom, no matter if you have kids or a wife or whatever
Holy jump scare
Isn't it awful when ugly girls try to act cute. Like, has no one told you?
You'd be amazed how many people look at picrel and *don't* see a woman, Moshe.
And then wonder why they're told to.
And then notice the names of the people doing the telling have a certain predictability to them.
There is a definitely silent majority out there otherwise there would be no need to shove this shit down our throats at every moment.
I was at a conference in the summer and met a trannie. Wore an n95 to cover his face and tried his best to pass but let’s be real a man’s a man and everyone knows it. Strange lad but nice and intelligent but a bit pathetic in some ways I felt bad for him because he obviously had issues and wasn’t comfortable in his own skin (no shit). I chatted with him a few times and was nice and obliging, as I am with everyone (live and let live and all that). But did I think he was a woman because he said so? Not on your life.
>The only audience for this is the type of out of shape dweebs who obsessively listen to Matt Walsh podcasts.
leftoids are such morons
the audience is boomer cuckservatives you brainless oaf
That human trafficking movie was number one for weeks until it was revealed the producer was also a fricking child trafficker and Fox News is the highest rated cable channel, you can't pretend like your agenda isn't seeing equal or greater exposure in the media
>That human trafficking movie was number one for weeks until it was revealed the producer was also a fricking child trafficker
Source for this claim?
~~*experts*~~ in the ~~*media*~~.
the movie was crowd funded with 1000s of producers. the producer in question had donated 50 dollars. the media ran with that information as if the guy was a top producer.
Yeah it was totally a israelite psyop because they feel threatens that a movie could infiltrate their space. Honestly an absolutely pathetic one.
Thanks for the info anon.
Such israelitery is unsurprising.
Like the ~~*journalists*~~ who 'deboonked' pizzagate turning out to be pedos. The MSM is so compromised it's unreal.
Wow. Now /misc/cels raiders are defending literal pedophiles. No surprise. Inventing shit like pizzagate to distract from their own real crimes against children. Go back to containment, degenerate.
really earning those shekels today, arn't you?
Pizzagate is legit, it's just that some of /misc/ sympathizes with them.
Turns out some guy who donated is involved in a custody battle. He tried to take his own kid out of state and it got blown up and misquoted until morons were spouting that the person in charge of the entire project is a child rapist.
No surprise that once again the left has to lied and made up stories
The "producer" that donated 50 dollars to the movie also got cleared of the kidnapping charges.
why did you make up lies that you knew would be immediately challenged and you cannot defend?
>it was revealed the producer was also a fricking child trafficker
Why do you lie so blatantly if you're on the side of the "truth"?
What is a movie?
>it's not a real movie
You're not a real woman
You are not a real woman. tumblr tier shit
>what good are they?
Critics are just another form of corporate watchdog, like ~~*Journalists*~~. Their job is to sell product, create narrative, and demonize those that don't toe their line.
>No one is interested in watching this shit
>2,500 audience reviews
Good morning sir!
Why did they review Wish then?
Cuties got an 87%
That’s tells you all you need to know about the political leanings of rotten tomatoes reviewers
People seethed about Cuties being exploitative based on an imagined plot rather than the actual plot
No, they seethed over the evocative imagery they had real children post for in a clumsy attempt at making an anti-child sexualization movie.
It was less provocative than the average pre-teen dance team or child beauty pageant.
t. seether
>double reply
U mad?
Ah yes, child beauty pageants, the one thing everyone agrees is not creepy and exploitative. Very good rebuttal.
They don't generate half the seethe Cuties did
>sexualizing children and making fun of trannies deserves similar outrage
Seek jesus.
Cuties was a scathing indictment of traditions and institutions that sexualize children.
The writer/director came up with it after being disgusted at a suggestive dance routine during a youth talent show.
Why are so many people deliberately misinterpreting the film’s message?
I drowned puppies to make a PSA about how animal abuse is wrong. Why are you getting mad at ME?
some people just can't appreciate kinos!
You have to admit it worked.
Even if the director became a pariah she still accomplished her objective.
And she’s French, so it’s not like she’s never going to work again.
>she still accomplished her objective.
stopping child exploitation?
I can buy a 13yo wife in rn if I really wanted to
Lilly story groomer
>Cuties was a scathing indictment of traditions and institutions that sexualize children.
>The writer/director came up with it after being disgusted at a suggestive dance routine during a youth talent show.
>Why are so many people deliberately misinterpreting the film’s message?
Might have to do with the image they used to promote the movie (can't post it on Cinemaphile or I'll get banned for posting sexualized child models).
>It was less provocative than the average pre-teen dance team or child beauty pageant.
And I bet you have 5 examples of each from your hard drive teed up to post when challenged
>People seethed about Cuties being exploitative based on an imagined plot rather than the actual plot
Pretty sure it was the official marketing images that made people upset.
>made people upset.
It was because they weren't even cute.
Alright pedo
>I don't have an actual argument so I'll just claim he's a pedo
>Why? Are they refusing to review it?
That's been the M.O. for years now when there's a film that doesn't fit their narrative or gets a huge amount of backlash from the general public.
Josh liked it so I'll watch it.
>its professionally made and often funny
It’s competently shot and that’s it. In every other regard it’s terrible. I wouldn’t even describe it as a propaganda piece because it has absolutely no interest in convincing people of its message. Pure pandering. The most cynical grift you can possibly imagine.
>if you don't give us money you're a troony
grifters
Am I on facebook? When the frick did this website like dailywire?
I'm not a zioncon so I don't like Daily Wire, you homosexual.
Cinemaphile is dead kiddo
Are *YOU* interested in watching this Ben Shapiro patented slop?
No but I’m also not offended by this nor do I want to see the mountain of corporate astroturf propaganda slop either.
>grift
ACK!!!
>I hate grifting but if it's professional grifting it's different
I literally don't care what that fatfrick thinks.
Literally who
instead of watching lady ballers this fat Black person should watch his weight am I right
Yes
Jersh is ourguy but he's seething hard on the farms right now because no one gives a shit about hbomb copyright drama. He tricked himself into watching four hours of a homosexual and now he's coping that youtube essays are super serious journalism. Very sad, hopefully he gets the gay smell off of him before the next podcast
He doesn't have to seethe. He is the puppet master of them all. Without his forum they would all be nothing. He is the seethemaker.
Thank you for the response Josh
>He tricked himself into watching four hours of a homosexual
lmao
i don't like israeli propaganda whatever it's shilling
This was one of funniest movie I ever saw, and it have a good message as well. Truly we living in wild time when man dress as women and performing for sport, and this movie making that case and very humorous at that. Ben Shapiro was brilliant in his cameo and, more important, was genius to making this movie happen with his production company. Must be seen to be believe.
>with a cameo from Ted Cruz
how long before trannies boycott the network and get it cancelled anyway?
I'm sure all the trannies who are paying subscribers to DailyWire will soon rescind their payment, derailing the platform's funding
I’m gonna watch the movie tonight, if I like it I’m gonna subscribe for a month or two to the daily wire. The what is a woman documentary was great, so I’m sure this will be good enough. I’ll let you guys know what I thought later tonight.
it's obviously supposed to be a farrelly brothers style spoof but it's just too on the nose. every single fricking joke throughout the whole movie is TRANNIES LOL and it's getting boring.
>it's obviously supposed to be a farrelly brothers style spoof but it's just too on the nose. every single fricking joke throughout the whole movie is TRANNIES LOL and it's getting boring.
>kek the 2500 conservative morons who want to see this movie for /misc/ points gave it a glowing review!
It doesn't matter how much you spam or trollpost this trash here, it will exits for a moment make almost nothing and then fade away. Just like very other culture war trash brigade "movie" the right craps out.
Daily Wire should make a movie about a race of Terminators that figured out the most subtle way to erase humanity was to erase gender. So they brainwashed men into thinking they were women. That would also serve as social commentary about AI and TikTok. Instead we got 90 minutes of stale tweets that everybody made 5 years ago. There are so many ways to mock trannies that are better than pointing at a man in a dress and saying Laugh.
Sometimes mockery is enough.
>only two critics
>thousands of chuds desperate to virtue signal
real accurate cross section of the population you got there, bucko
>black wiener jokes
>white guy literally says "THAT'S THE BIGGEST wiener I'VE EVER SEEN"
conservatives just can't help themselves can they
Ben Shapiro is israeli.
That is.. Pathetic.
That's just black conservative pandering
>DUDE THEY MADE A DICK JOKE THAT MAKES THEM GAY NOW OR A KEK OR SOMETHING
shut up zoomer
>you don't like jokes about BASED AND REDPILLED Black person dick?
>what are you some sort of troony zoomer
The actual state of Dailywire customers.
A little over sensitive if a dick joke bothers you.
Not everyone enjoys dick as much as you homosexual
What was cowboy about to say?
Was that Dilbert guy at the end?
>Dilbert guy:
>"we save the BBC posting for Cinemaphile"
WTF is that Adam Green? I knew he was a cuck but I thought he hated israelites too much to work with Shapiro
The joke is "that's the biggest dick I've ever seen on a chick"
You just saw a black guy and were immediately so focused on thinking about how big his dick is you didn't even hear the punch line of the joke
Cope
it is you that is coping
conservatives were up in arms when Chris Hemsworth got nudified without his consent in Thor 4, but this is okay apparently.
>everyone I don't like is a "conservative"
it was the anti-woke gotcha take on the movie.
What did you expect. The first thing i thought when i saw the DailyWire was making movies was, "Wow, Conservative indie Hollywood?? Oh wait, it's also run by israelites." Kek.
>my wife dresses up in native american garb
yes i will NOW see your movie
It's funny because IRL she hates Black folk
dat ass
>mirror mirror on the wall
>who has the FATTEST ASS of them all?
Real conservative valies are BBC!
The Egyptians and natives they make fun of have more self respect than conservatives.
Looks like a trash unfunny movie but at least it’s a big middle finger to leftist trannies which I guess counts for something
Of course ben shapiro felt compelled to talk about BBC in the trailer
"I'm putting together a crew -- of Lady Ballers!"
Why is that little girl making such a provocative face? It's creepy.
disgusting
>israeli critics like a israeli movie
i like how conservatives are always saying keep sex away from kids but they literally tell a sex joke in front of a kid in the film
>they literally tell a sex joke in front of a kid
Oh no. That's exactly the same as having drag queens strip dance in front of kids in a pride parade, or having kids strip dance in front of adults for money (just leftoid things)
ya they should probably be consistent. just because the otherside does it intensely doesnt mean you do it a little
Dumb esl.
So dancing is the same as telling sex jokes to a small kid, gotcha.
No, telling a dick joke in front of a 10 year old(didn't actually happen, they have this crazy thing called editing) isn't the same as having lgbt men cheer one on as he does a strip show in a bar(actually happened)
>grift this
>grift that
I have feeling you don't know what that word means
The high level of critique you're giving this intentional joke movie proves you're a lil ticked off. Very silly.
Yup, i'm thinking based
>trans live matter
Fecal matter?
That whole thread.
>suddenly "muh Hitler" out of nowhere
Lmao
Those commenters don't get it. They argue within israeli frameworks constantly being none the wiser. Remember Rebel News? israelite. DailyWire israelite. Hollywood. israelites. It's all just different israelites. They conflate those outlets with anti semitism. Leftists are dumber than they think they are.
Is into the Panderverse still not yet reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes?
>Pic related: The Movie
it's the joke that keeps on giving
thanks for the update from reddit. next time stay there.
but those are literally not the same joke, they're two jokes about the same kind of person. one is about the absurd etiquette that trannies demand from other people, the other is about the trans desire for "self-definition." it's like insisting that two different jokes on the office are the same joke because they're both about office workers.
Incel! Chud! Grifter!
>Make a cogent point
>Other party doesn't acknowledge your point
>Keep making the same cogent point over and over again
>"Reeee stop making the same point over and over again!!!!"
Attack Helicopter is still funny because nobody can refute it.
>97% positive from people who already have daily wire subscriptions
you don't say...
>> one joke to trigger them all
>> one joke to sneed them
>>one joke to mald them all and in seething bind them
The joke in question:
Why do all right wing people love israelites so fricking much?
Jesus Christ the fricking SEETHING of discord trannies lol
can you guys stop giving a shit about rotten tomatoes already?
>check deletion discussion
>most of them say keep
lel troons mad
>this is the schizo who wants it deleted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Maddy_from_Celeste
Holy frick, fix your shit wikipedia.
>I am an unbiased wikipedia editor chud
Why are they all autistic?
Autists think changing genders will force people to like them since they're now a protected class. It's a common joke that being trans is how straight white men break into the ESG diversity racket.
why are all the reddit-trannies obsessed with Celeste? what causes this? all i know it's a relatively challenging platformer
I'm into blondes but I wouldn't describe myself as "someone who's primarily interested in blonde topics".
>WP:ROPE
my fricking sides
As far as I'm concerned this creature and Ben Shapiro should face each other in a duel to the death.
The winner can be allowed to organize discord raids/produce films on the topic of africans and their penises, or something.
Google "lady ballers Wikipedia" and you will not get the proper results. The article does not show up unless you search for it directly on Wikipedia
>conservatives review bomb every movie that comes out with 1/10s without ever seeing them
>conservatives review bomb ever conservative bait movie that comes out with 10/10s without ever seeing them
so fricking pathetic kek
Damn conservabros.....we can't stop winning. We control it all.
literally the opposite
conservatives control nothing, so they rage and cry out in the only way the can - updoots on conservative media
we are witnessing the death throes of an failed species, online and in real time - it would be fascinating if conservatives weren't so pathetic to make it hilarious lol
>erm akshually no???
damn... when you put it like that, rotten tomatoes really doesn't seem that useful anymore, does it? we should all collectively stop making threads about this obviously flawed review website, yes?
nice try matt walsh
chuds mad LOL
yep chuds mad LOL
>I am not mad, YOU are mad
Riight
this is exactly what you have been doing chuddie
which proves you are furious LOL
seethe and cope more chuddies LOL
you realise it’s literally a christian republican org that produces this slop? you’re consuming propaganda >
>Christian
daily wire is associated with loads of christcucks. it’s all reactionary slop
propaganda? Oh noz.
Better stick to mainstream media.
>lancelot
fairy story, didn’t exist
>heimdall
see above
>friar tuck
see above
>achilles
see above
>zeus
see above
>guinevere
see above
>Black panther
fairy story, didn’t exist
Those are all figures from white, European myth and legendry. They aren't Black folk. Portraying them as such is deliberate anti-white propaganda. homosexual.
half of those are medieval christcuck ramblings and don’t deserve to be respected in any way. i’m sorry but moronic stories bored monks wrote about knights cutting people in half searching for the magic cup aren’t some entrenched staple of european culture, they’re dumb stories that not even kids are interested in anymore. no reason they can’t reflect modern demographics either since they aren’t set in any specific place or time but vague legendary knight land
wrong
Not even trying m8
But yeah i sam steel tell you are seething uncontrollably lol
>no reason they can't reflect modern demographics
You sound... israeli.
I have nothing but contempt for you and everyone like you
>half of those are medieval christcuck ramblings and don’t deserve to be respected in any way. i’m sorry but moronic stories bored monks wrote about knights cutting people in half searching for the magic cup aren’t some entrenched staple of european culture, they’re dumb stories that not even kids are interested in anymore. no reason they can’t reflect modern demographics either since they aren’t set in any specific place or time but vague legendary knight land
That's why I only watch Disney
father status?
Black and gone
life cannot be easier than when a simple bullet in your head solves all your problems and makes everyone else more comfortable.
SHE SAID IT
SHE WANTS ZEISTY Black folk
LGBBQ2IA == MINORITIES
>Christian
Shalom!
you delusional homosexuals thinking this cringe boomer shit is funny is beyond pathetic.
Watching troons seethe is funny though. So keep it up.
>you see here's how the jokes about black wieners in my good old fashioned family comedy are actually based and redpilled
You could not make this shit up if you tried. It's so profoundly pathetic that I'm at a loss for words.
>Haha they joke about blacks wieners therefore trannies are based!
Dilate
No one said that, at least I didn't.
>he's doubling down on his cope
This is pathetic and you should do like the trannies and have a nice day if this is the state you've unironically found yourself in.
no argument lol. be honest, how many of you have read the mountains of arthurian romance that exist? tedious tracts of christcuck nonsense about jousting and fairies or whatever? i’d reckon none of you have. maybe you’ve watched excalibur. but suddenly it’s sacrilege when a tv show updates these stories to reflect modern times (not that the stories you haven’t read themselves even mention race at all). you don’t care. it’s fake outrage
Sneed
They should have just made another documentary. This is true trash. Actually humiliating. Not sure what their plan was.
The sheer amount of seethe this has caused in trannies and leftypol freaks in such a short amount of time is proof enough to me that the movie is funny and hurts them in all the right places.
Tbh the movie is a literal golden goose of bait
>Pretend the movie is bad to bait the right
>Pretend the movie is good to bait the left
And best of all, I don't even have to watch it
This movie sucked because it didn't focus on Brett Cooper's fat white ass
i want to eat her ass
It's a shit comedy on a no-name streaming service but leftists seething and saying that the chuds can't be heckin funny are coping horribly.
>a team of white guys suck so they scam their way into beating women
>they go up against a team of black guys
>get dunked on so hard that they pants a guy and show the crowd how big this guy's black wiener is
>they drool over it en mass
>they're so defeated that they replace themselves with little girls
>they still lose by over 400 points
>two more speeches about being a winner
So it's sissy cope.
Frick that troony shit, I'm not watching it.
Didn't South Park do this a million years ago, back when it was actually controversial?
think it's still controversial but yeah
>back when it was actually controversial?
Back then trannies in womens sports was controversial and laughing at it was normal
Now trannies in womens sports is normal and laughing at it is controversial
Once an issue becomes clear there is no controversy, just sides to pick. Making fun of it now will get you the approval of one side and the rejection of the other, that's it.
>when it was controversial
As opposed to now when it's fully accepted and actually going against most main steam media?
what i don't get is why are there so many of the hosts in the movie? feels like i can't take them serious if they are just using their talent pool on hand. frick trannies tho of course
>Lady Ballers bros...we won.
Stop talking like an autistic parrot.
This movie really has the trannies crying, lol.
Mind, it doesn't take much.
>"Dress up as women in sexualized outfits in front of little kids or your umm fired goys"
This movie is actually making me think pol might have a point.
this true?
this guy ever seen a movie before? jesus
I respect trans people so I will not be watching or supporting this film.
I hate troons as much as the next guy, but without even bringing up politics, this movie just wasn't fricking funny. All the "best" jokes were in the trailer, they couldn't even do slapstick properly in half of the bits
You have to pretend to love the worst movies ever made just because they flatter your ideology. Just Atlas Shrugged and cloying Christian claptrap and movies from Ben Shaprio. Who the frick would watch a movie from Ben Shapiro if they didn't think they were doing it for "the cause"?
>Ben Shapiro makes moronic movie
>THIS IS ON YOU, CHUD!
Yawn
I don't know what you're trying to blather on about, I said nothing of the sort. Shapiro made this movie because he thinks people are brainless marks. Only those who go see it prove him right.
The only Shapiro movie I'd be interested in would Abby doing a breasts-out cumwalk.
this has as much trashy content as any other hollywood slop, because at the end of the day it's still the product of a israelite. brainlets will still praise it for being "anti-woke"
They really were just failed theatre kids
Cuckoldry is an inherently homosexual act. This movie is interracial cuckoldry fanfiction. Why are there so many homosexuals on Cinemaphile bumping this pozslop?