>A 55 year old man will never write poetry like this about you
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Do you think they...?
ANALLY COPULATED?
YES
Docked each other foreskins and made passionate stinky butt lust love? Probably.
I never knew Brolin swung that way.
You just KNOW
Would be less gay to have sex with him
>art is le gay
Writing poetry about a young guy's cheekbones is extremely gay, yes.
That poem is extremely gay anon
Truer words were never written
i didn't know brolin used to pound twinks before going straight
he fricked all the goonies
all of them even the frumpy girl
Your cheeks remind me of when
Mr Coinblatt
Came into my dressing room
and me
when we were filming Goonies
More like Gooners
This real?
They took a frame where Timmy was swallowing to make it look like he has a fat chin.
twink death cope
Days without israeli tricks: 0
>your face is etched by
>a toddler on an etch-a-sketch
turns out it's not just women that suck wiener to get roles
Hes israeli he doesnt have to do that
i cupped your ball
then the other
i was close
with my mother
ew dude
holy shit, what a fricking homo
He’s trying
The “fear my own age” line would be cool if the rest wasn’t so homo
t.poetrygay
Not a poem.
that's the real travesty
Why are actors such raging homosexuals???
>you are going to offer me something and
>for now
>I'm not sure
>it's going to be
>something
>I want anymore.
What did he mean by this?
Brolin is saying that having gay butt sex with a young twink who can actually get erect and stay erect for more than five minutes is making him hate being an old homosexual.
He used to be a big chaser but now isn’t sure.
He's a
Guy who
Isn't entirely
Sure
What he
Wants to suck first: timo
Thee's dick or
His
Own
.
That's not even sweet or somehow lifting him up as a person. There's nothing there beyond creepiness, lust and being an enormous homosexual
Good thing he's not a poet. Very mediocre.
>it's another 'actor thinks he's a fricking multi-artist' episode
ACKSKEWS ME
i'm a singer, writer, producer, director, ceo, aritst, fashion designer, public speaker, mental health advocate
>mental health advocate
Don't know about the "health advocate" part, but most Hollywood actors are indeed mental.
Poetry is a scam for homosexualy pseuds. There has never been a good poem.
counterpoint, charge of the light brigade
cringe
yes, YOU are cringe. Case closed.
Go to bed Geoffrey
Ever heard of The Iliad?
It’s know more for its story than it’s poetic writing
Ok midwit
Recite a verse from the Iliad from memory. Oh wait, you can’t without googling it, proving my point.
That doesn't mean it isn't epic poetry. The poetic aspects would be far more beloved today if we all knew Homeric Greek.
>Paradise Lost
>Faust
>The Bible
None of these are poems, anon.
>I've never actually looked into poetry I just immediately assumed it was gay and now I'm old and fat and this is fact
>Poetry is a scam for homosexualy pseuds. There has never been a good poem
Midwit. Poetry, at its core, is meant to make you FEEL. What that feeling is can vary, but the main thing is emotional resonance in poetry. It’s not like other fiction that gives you time to build that emotional connection. It’s like a lightning bolt: it hits hard, without warning, and disappears as quickly as it appeared, leaving an unforgettable mark. It can change you, it can scar you, it can destroy you emotionally but what it gives you in return is worth it. A good poem is quite literally life changing. That’s what I was taught by my creative writing mentors
the only thing reading poetry makes me feel is gay
I don't get this from poetry at all but I do from song lyrics, which are like poetry in a way
The first lines sound like a melancholic meditation on the swiftness of youth and the loss of his own which would be kino. Turns out it was just homosexual lust.
poetry got destroyed by instagram prostitutes writing shitty free verse about how their tinder date pumped and dipped
Terse and no imagery or layers of feelings. Very dad ore, boomer dullness
Everything A.E. Houseman ever wrote is kino but since this is /sp I'll choose "to an athlete dying young"
The time you won your town the race
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.
Today, the road all runners come,
Shoulder-high we bring you home,
And set you at your threshold down,
Townsman of a stiller town.
Smart lad, to slip betimes away
From fields where glory does not stay,
And early though the laurel grows
It withers quicker than the rose.
Eyes the shady night has shut
Cannot see the record cut,
And silence sounds no worse than cheers
After earth has stopped the ears.
Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man.
So set, before its echoes fade,
The fleet foot on the sill of shade,
And hold to the low lintel up
The still-defended challenge-cup.
And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
And find unwithered on its curls
The garland briefer than a girl’s.
Is this Victorian rap music? I can almost hear the cello beatz
>this is Cinemaphile
What the frick is with everyone being on the wrong board no wonder this place makes no sense.
some people have open literally hundreds of tabs from a dozen different boards. the (You) high chasing meme is real.
There's this thing called the "thread watcher."
It's in the Settings at the top right of the screen.
I think you're gonna love it!
nah, it's just that being a good poet is far harder than being a good prose writer or actor or musician. there's been about 50 poets worth reading across all the worlds languages in the last 100 years. that's 1:8,000,000 odds of any random human ever being a great poet, by comparison there's like 1000 people right now who posses yngwie tier chops on the guitar.
Rappers are poets. Plenty of good rappers.
OutKast (specifically Andre 3000, but IMO Big Boi doesn’t get enough love and you can’t have OutKast without him), Lauryn hill, nas, J Cole, Freddie gibbs (more gangsta rap leaning but superb lyricism and storytelling), JID, Little Simz, MF DOOM, Tyler the Creator. Can be considered modern poets and storytellers
very american moment.
Rap is literally poetry even by the most conservative definitions: it has clear rhythm and ornamentation. I don’t find any artists the most “poetic” because that conflates two separate uses of the word poetry (one in a figurative sense, one in a literal sense.) Rap also has a clear poetic heritage: take early artists like the Last Poets, for example.
If rap isn’t poetry than neither is the bulk of pre-modern poetry: even epics like the Iliad and Beowulf were intended to be sung. Even many contemporary forms of poetry, like performance poetry, would not be considered poetry, either.
Anyone who doesn’t consider rap to be poetry is doing so in bad faith, and I only know two reasons why someone would argue it isn’t: one, because they think it’s low-class and crude, and two...I’ll let you guess the other reason.
good job missing the point. nobody is saying that rap isn't poetry in the regular sense. we're saying that the vast majority of rap is pure shit, even more so than regular poetry - which is also mostly pure shit.
>nobody is saying that rap isn't poetry in the regular sense.
There quite literally are people saying exactly that.
For those who say it isn't: If all roses are flowers, are all flowers roses? If all pears are fruit, are all fruits pears?
>rappers
Rap isn't poetry, it's just talking over a beat.
Rap isn't "talking", it's actually music sung microtonally. If you ask someone to rap the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, they'll rap it in a very specific way, using specific tones. Yet you can't play it on a piano. It's a composition that includes tones that aren't in the standard western 12tet system. Even classical composers in the 18th century experimented with microtonal compositions, rap is closer to classical than most people believe.
Does this really mean anything? There's something sing-songy about the Fresh Prince theme but that's not what all hip-hop is like. Most of it is just talking which conforms to a beat.
*1:800,000,000
post some poems
Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;
To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For summer has o'er-brimm'd their clammy cells.
Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find
Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind;
Or on a half-reap'd furrow sound asleep,
Drows'd with the fume of poppies, while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers:
And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook;
Or by a cyder-press, with patient look,
Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.
Where are the songs of spring? Ay, Where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too,—
While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day,
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue;
Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows, borne aloft
Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft
The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.
so ur gay then?
>nature, being good at something and fricking women is gay
straight men don't write poetry. even poetry about women
Especially not to other men.
>I never thought I'd die in Rome.
>We put up walls of styrofoam.
>I traced the flame to find the fuse.
>Of course it's always been the israelites.
How softly the angels tempt
Their songs a melody against a tempest break
Breath slow, watch the sunshine strike
Good poetry doesn't exist. It's just purple prose that makes smug homosexuals feel proud of themselves for having AIDs or schizophrenia. Be laconic. Speak with intention and precision. The Bible uses precise language. Jesus Christ used precise language. So did Napoleon. Stop rhyming every sentence like a Black
The bible doesn't use precise language. It's deliberately metaphorical and multi-layered all throughout. For instance, in Genesis it's described that the world was created in 6 days, but how could you have a day without the sun?
Because God makes all things possible, gayboy.
Tell people you've never touched a bible without telling them you've never touched a bible.
yeah, frick the homosexual who painted this shit, he could have just scrawled the word "some ships at sea" on a blank canvas. go frick yourself you post-modernist bug masquerading as some trad spartan.
>Jesus Christ
have you read the fricking bible?
>what are parables
why the frick didn't he just say what he meant, huh? amiright fellow redditors?
>>what are parables
why the frick didn't he just say what he meant, huh? amiright fellow redditors?
All that shit happened and art is for gays.
There is a reason why Athens had an art culture while Sparta did not. Sparta was the culmination of philosophy and beauty and therefore did not require art as it was already translated to reality. Athens needed art because of their lack of virtue and beauty. It's always rotting cultures that do not allow for authentic expression that require art
>spartans didn't have art
>athens had no virtue and beauty
you are on a board for television and film on an infamous time-wasting website and you're talking some paleo bullshit. go live in a cave.
Art is saracchine. Human ingenuity should be used for the maintenance of a beautiful society and there is nothing more beautiful than nature
The greatest works of art will pale in comparison to the beauty of a man in his ideal form. The ugly use art to cover up their own lack of beauty. It's nothing more than smoke and mirrors. Simple suggestion and misdirection from their ugliness
oh look ovah here, we got a poet "smoke and mirrors" do you mean literal smoke and mirrors? if not, why not just say what you mean? you fricking flowery homosexual.
>beautiful society
so do you mean to go live in caves and shun electricity, antibiotics and clothes any day now? why not start right now. take off your clothes and run into the nearest forest. you know, since all of those modren distractions remove men form their "ideal state" in nature. by the way this is how everyone knows you are some coddled city dweller - no one who spent any amount of time in nature or did any works is so delusional.
or do you mean "just do utilitarian things since this is mans nature" in which case why waste time looking at fricking tress and shit? also if art is so anti-thetical to human nature, how come every single culture ever had it. how come it forms the basis for every single human nation, tribe and religion ever?
or do you mean "worship nature and utilitarianism" in which case you're some commie with a bit green rhetoric thrown in for good measure.
but don't rack your brain, one day you'll turn 13 (or 30 if you're some weirdo loser in arrested development) and you'll grow out of your cringe "i misread nietzsche, i'm not like other girls" phase.
I can tell you're ugly and low IQ.
for someone that larps as a spartan and explicitly mentioned laconic wit - you sure fall flat in the insults department.
No u
Yeah I tend to keep things laconic
laconic doesn't mean being terse, it means being pithy. and you're even doing a shitty job at being terse.
And yet the culture of Athens is still the foundation of western civilization while the Spartans fizzled off into nothingness. There’s a reason the most advanced cultures used art and literature to preserve their knowledge for future generations while primitive cultures that disdained art and literature or were too stupid to create it stagnated. I know you’re trying to act all edgy after reading BAP and Mishima once, but don’t be a disingenuous moron.
>Sparta was the culmination of philosophy and beauty and therefore did not require art as it was already translated to reality. Athens needed art because of their lack of virtue and beauty. It's always rotting cultures that do not allow for authentic expression that require art
This is by far the most moronic thing I've ever read in my life. Completely incongruent with reality and so conspicuously false that I can only assume you're purposely trying to spread misinformation about the relationship between art and society because you're one of those antichrist israelites I'm always reading about on here who hate beauty and live to spread ugliness and misery.
lmao I bet you haven't even read Thucydides you moronic zoomer monkey
>sparta had no art
source?
There's an entire section of The Bible referred to as The Poetic Books.
I am—yet what I am none cares or knows;
My friends forsake me like a memory lost:
I am the self-consumer of my woes—
They rise and vanish in oblivious host,
Like shadows in love’s frenzied stifled throes
And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed
I long for scenes where man hath never trod
A place where woman never smiled or wept
There to abide with my Creator, God,
And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept,
Untroubling and untroubled where I lie
The grass below—above the vaulted sky.
touching
Idk the Iliad is pretty important
There once was a man from Nantucket
I can't do limericks
Frick it
nice selfie, completes the post
>I met a traveller from an antique land
>Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
>Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
>Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
>And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
>Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
>Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
>The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
>And on the pedestal these words appear:
>"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
>Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
>Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
>Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
>The lone and level sands stretch far away.
If- is pretty fricking great
I haven't seen this image in like two decades, I wonder where he's now.
Read Ogden Nash
pseuds utterly BTFO
FAT ASIAN KID
There are a few but on the whole there are vastly fewer good poems than there are good books by a ratio of about 100/1.
I wrote this poem last year. Rate it/tv/. In my opinion, is pretty good.
THE SIN
BY JKL
The desire in your eyes;
All it brings is misfortune.
Sorrows upon sorrows.
Endless calamities.
The peaks on your chest,
in their exuberance,
Hide inhospitable passages
paths of darkness and deceit.
Your legs;
in the nights,
always kneeling,
always open…
Interrupt my prayers.
Call me,
Tempt me.
I try to resist.
Like Saint Agnes to her captors,
like Jesus Christ in the desert.
Camandula in hand,
I try to resist.
I try.
God knows I'm trying.
And yet,
I always succumb to you.
To the darkness of the convent.
To that white veil which,
on your forehead,
covers a small scar,
the size of a dimple.
Not too bad, but a bit tryhard, isn't it?
White america
Now you care how I feel?
But you'll fire me
If I kneel
But you kneel full force
On our neck
What the heck
I cant breathe
Color makes the whities seethe
*snaps fingers*
this one sucks and is just a meme
get the "i blow on a leave and it hits me back, i wonder why? oh well kids dont know everything" one
It's good because it's honest. You can almost feel his excitement. Even better, it's naive excitement. He's rooting for the cool tiger to escape. He's not thinking about the possible harm to the people. But there's also that slight chance he does know about the possible harm, but he's on the tiger's side anyway. If you think this poem sucks you're a dweeb.
Yeah the grand majority of people seem to think so. I personally love it and anyone who doesn't I know to write off as a lesser being. So thanks for the easy filter flag, I know to disregard literally any opinion you have now.
Cheetos
Doritos
Fritos
In living, the true gods
Giving y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got "Ooh, Lord"s
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Either that or either one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it
It's like the end to the means
Frick type of message that sends to the fiends?
That's why he bring his own needles
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like an accordion
>close your eyes with holy dread
>for he on honey-dew hath fed
>and drunk the milk of paradise
>iram indeed is gone with all its rose
>and jamshyd's seven ring'd cup where no one knows
>but still the vine her ancient ruby yields
>and still a garden by the water blows
>it is better to be a warrior in a garden - than a gardener in a war
Translation: Brolin slapped his cawk against Chalamay's face, let it slide down the nose into his mouf. Timmy never takes his eyes off Brolin, who is suddenly unsure he wants to finish in the mouf.
Old people are such gays. I realized this that all oldgays that aren't selfless parents just morph into jealous and bitter harpies regardless of gender. Behind Brolin's praise is just a bitter and meek homosexual that would sacrifice humanity to be 18 again. Mishima was right. Die a glorious death at a young age or grow into this disgusting thing.
Or he's not getting the plum roles + unlimited media/industry support like TChal does in the years to come, better get with the program.
Very wise post.
OK I thought this was going to be another instance of somebody doing something normal and morons overreacting and calling it weird but this is pretty bizarre. What the frick did he mean by this?
>Your face is etched by adolescence
that homie nearly thirty years old
Poor Brolin. He really thought Villeneuve would let him play the role of a warrior poet. He actually trusted a dishonest man, and now he has to resort to writing poetry on set, which will never make it to the screen
I'd assrape Chalamet, but holy frick is Brolin a raging homosexual
Thanos presenting his spread purple ass was real.
>Brolin is known for writing homosexual poetry to his young male co-stars
since when. Is this like that Mandela thing
what the frick. that's some Death in Venice shit right there
>actor writes a sweet poem for co-actor
>it's actually not that bad
>"ueugggh GAYYYY... omg GAYYY homosexualS"
Does Cinemaphile not realize being a homosexual man requires wanting to have sex with another man?
that's some gay shit dude
Do you also think giving compliments is gay? Or opening up about your feelings? Is wiping your ass gay?
not him but particularly this poem with this particular choice of words sounds unambiguously gay
Yes. Yes. No.
>a sweet poem
maybe if Brolin wrote about anything other than his physical features it'd be sweet, but this 'poem' was just him just straight up lusting after him and wrestling with gay feelings
>but this 'poem' was just him just straight up lusting after him and wrestling with gay feelings
It's about his fear of mortality and being replaced by younger and better looking actors.
But he never had a leading man career.
it's not sweet though, it's very strange.
There's literally nothing strange about it, you're just a mindbroken drone who can't analyze anything without getting super embarrassed about how it affects your masculinity.
Writing a poem for your male costar about how jealous you are of how beautiful and young looking he is, that's very odd and not at all normal behavior.
Brolin clearly craving that young anus
Sounds pretty normal actually. Traditionally unmasculine maybe (which is obviously your angle, but it doesn't actually mean anything)
anon if a man was writing poetry about a female co-star 25 years younger than him he would get laughed/cancelled off twitter.
Not if she was the same kind of brooding artsy avant garde personality type as timothee and into it.
why attack masculinity? it's not unmasculine to write poetry, it's unmasculine to write lustful creepy poetry, shitty poetry at that, and publish it for attention. Other anon is right, if he wrote about a woman he'd be cancelled in a minute.
The fact you used "traditionally" suggesting masculinity has been reformed for the better exposes you as an /lgbt/ expat.
You're the one conflating masculinity with sexuality. Unmasculine != gay
Get it right instead of exposing yourself.
>Unmasculine != gay
wrong
I can think of many traditionally unmasculine things that I wouldn't necessarily consider strange. That poem is fricking weird and gay though.
>it's actually not that bad
I'm sorry, anon. You have terrible taste. Look into Shakespeare's sonnets for actual good homolust poetry, for instance.
>Does Cinemaphile not realize being a homosexual man requires wanting to have sex with another man?
yeah, did you read the frickin poem, moron?
>it's actually not that bad
It actually is that bad. If not worse.
dude, chalamet's like 29 years old, he's not that young
sean penn already turboschooled every actor homosexual in hollywood that thinks they're a writer
awful
these are awful
i refuse to believe any of these are real
>it's good because you have to spend 5 minutes determining what he means
It is a verity more refulgent than the Tabor light that Mr Penn should hereby record not one more thought or even word, lest the collective cringe may coalesce into something truly cataclysmic.
That made me angry, I feel like that bitter joyless c**t in the background from the pancakes video.
I like it when big words are used once in a sentence because they can convey more meaning. And it helps spice of dialogue.
But this method of inserting as many clunky big boy academic words into a sentence to flex on people is just abhorrent. Imagine a motherfricker trying to speak this out loud. This is a borderline tongue twister. It's annoying to read, let alone understand what the frick he's talking about.
Einstein said it right, if you can't explain a thought simply, then simply don't understand what the frick you're talking about.
So fricking pretentious
That sounds like a mix of neo-feminist vegana-poetry, the more incoherent stream-of-consciousness parts of Joyce's Ulysses and the way a comedian would parody a politician's way of beating around the bush.
Terrible.
Kek, he doesn't even use them fancy words correctly.
wtf
Fricking what
I swear there's a Sam Hyde bit with this same premise
This homie's more peachy than sweet lemonade on a hot summer day
We are joking, but Franco said you can be gay in the head as artist. Straight in your body11
did he, dare I say, call him by his name?
pretty original way to come out, ngl
good for you Josh
Brolin is a "Platonist"
Death in venicr
This is decent, it has a forced working class vibe to it but it's still sort of inspired.
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it: My estimation of Josh Brolin as a man? Just fricking plummeted.
Wow didn’t know Josh brolin was a turbogay
kinda zesty to be honest
Josh Brolin - israelite
Timothy Chalamet - israelite
I was tempted to buy a ticket for DUNC 2, as its the only somewhat decent movie coming to theaters anytime soon. But then I realized how much I hate zendayas ugly fricking face. So, I decided I will just pirate it.
I don't understand why Hollywood still insists this new generation of twinks are straight
because as much as girls like to pretend be progressive, they aren't sexually attracted to openly gay men and therefore will not pay to see their films.
I find it hilarious that the gay community considers it a very very serious problem that should be talked about that straight women don't like bisexual men.
they don't want aids
Buck breaking imminent
Your ass is round and juicy.
You are presenting it to me.
I pull the thong out of your crack.
The nut bubblin in my sack.
It's time for me to commit zesty abuse.
As I fill this room with your bussy juice.
Okay I take it back, good poetry does exist.
If the person who wrote this was a Black person it'd be hailed by the new york times as one of the best pieces of poetry written in the 21st century
Brolin always larps as a macho philosopher king, he thinks he's Hemingway or Kipling. But he's like 5'6" with b***h arms.
He's literally the perfect person to play Gurney Halleck.
His Goonies claim to fame is literally abusing twinklets
Reminder
All actors are gays
Crust
Brolin clearly hasn't seen his side profile.
zesty
what the frick
poetry has been shit since TS eliot.
Why do grown men act so gay over Timothy? He’s not even that hot of a twink and he’s almost 30
Writing a poem for another man. homosexual
>Writing a poem. homosexual
>Your face is etched by adolescence
If that's the way you want to put it.
adolescent tend to look a bit awkward since various bodily and facial features develop at different speeds. so in the transitory period facial geometry tends to be a bit fricked up. he actually put it very well, that guy looks like a 30yo adolescent.
I thought you had to be handsome and aesthetically pleasing to be in Hollywood?
I refused to watch Gatsby because of the soundtrack, well I guess I shan't be watching this movie either. Nothing takes me out faster than music that is out of place like that knight movie with Heath Ledger and rock ballads.
Are there any genuinely straight actors in Hollywood left? Mel Gibson is the only one I can think of
>poetry
>doesn't rhyme
Well that's odd.
damn i forgot brolin was in goonies and obviously molested by that spielberg raping crew
>only gaze rhymes with age
>the metric is all fricked up
breaking the "rules" of poetry is one of the first things you learn to do even at high school level
Yes, I'm aware of the subversion of everything and the attack on all standards that is going on, thank you.
That has been going on for hundreds of years baka
There are only two poems that I like
Everything else is gay, and possibly fake too
Gay shit aside, what kind of dumb poem is this? it's literally a paragraph with an "enter" after random words kek
When Call Me By Your Name came out he must have gotten tons of fanmail and messages from older men who wanted to pound his twink ass and get their wieners sucked by him.
Yet he's african orphan thin in that movie. Who wants to bang a bag of bones? Must be the idyllic touristy backdrop.
that fat corden kept touching justin bieber when he was at an award show
He did drive Armie crazy and spiralling out of control
>because something in me tells me
>you are going to offer me something
these homies gay
I feel like this could be brushed off as envy aside from the
>Offer me something
part.
Seriously what the frick is that about?
Starts off strong but the ending is sus
it starts off sus homie. imagine writing a poem to a man half your age about how young and beautiful he looks. homie that is mad weird.
he probably thinks of him like a son, its not that deep
Why does he look like a rat? Is he israeli?
Is this real? That's really just weird. Most of the time when you learn more about actors it's bad or weird. We need to go back to having them be more private/mysterious instead of this over-sharing era where they're trying to sell us the "they're just like you" angle.
>hey guys I'm just like you, a raging homosexual
>But I'm not a raging homosexual
>.....Oh....
I'm confused by poetry. I wouldn't know where to start. Here are a few printed texts I like, and read/sing in my room.
>Everybody's Free - Baz Luhrmann
>If - Rudyard Kipling
>Sarah - Alex g
>The Longest Johns - Bones In The Ocean
I think I prefer singing to writing.
Mr. Garrison describing female nipples as dicks was less gay than this, unironically
creepy
Why are all actors complete gays
acting is gay
Gayer than a rap battle jfc
reminder
GRRRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHHHH
Did he live a good life?
Brolin might actually be gay.
Is this what plummeting testosterone does to a man?
>Because something tells me you're going to offer me something
He means a blowjob.
You gotta help me find this poem, it goes like:
> Different nationalities succeeded at this and that
> the punch line is the word Black person and how they created nothing.
It's impossible to search and find
Are there people that actually think Josh Brolin is a good actor?
>etched by adolescence
>lips of a certain pottery
Holy shit, what a whole load of nonsense.
>you are going to offer me something
>I'm not sure it's going to be something I want anymore
Really?
What's he gonna offer him, bros?
This is cool, it's nice when old people recognize their time is over and try to encourage the new generation. Say what you want but Chalamet is THE male actor of today, like can you name one other modern male actor more iconic than him from the top of your head?
The Goose
>encourage the new generation
Encourage the new generation to do what? Sleep whit him? Because that's what the "poem" is about.
Iconic for?? The HAIR?
ive never even seen a movie with him in it and dont know how to pronounce his name. i think ive seen one or two movies with the spider man kid at least
>Films ≠ MCU slop
Chalamet is the only male zoomer actor doing actual films.
Mescal, Sessa, Dickinson mog him. Yes Chalamay has talent + craft, but his choices are honor student boring. His wonka has gesticulation, no inner character.
Me and the homies be writing poems like this to each other all the time no cap
God I love gay sex
Nael is still unsurpassed
child poems are always written but their tryhard ex-poet parents though
there is no way an adult wrote that
Once, when I was in college, I had to do community service teaching literature classes to sixth graders and in a creative literature activity one of the girls wrote a short story about a couple who made snuff films in their basement.
Kids are pretty fricked up, people just don't realize it.
>one of the girls wrote a short story about a couple who made snuff films in their basement.
It's so cute when children write about their own parents!
I mean, it's almost a haiku. Or rather, the mockup-version of what English-speakers think a haiku is, that doesn't require them to understand morae or rhythm.
crustiest thread on Cinemaphile
Now why wouldn't Miss Streisand have a gay step-son?
There once was a man
from nantucket
he took a shit
in a bucket
his turd sank down
and upon his face;
a frown
he looked all around
no toilet paper to be found
his shirt sleeve unwound
"frick it"
Post the real tweet
omg trigger warning please
If a 55 year old coworker wrote a poem about me I'd take out a restraining order.
after I let him pound my boy butt
This poem is etched with
Pretentiousness
Putting an extra line break
Between sentences
Inappropriately
Does not art make
Separating stanzas is the least of the issues in that poem.
He has to put the line breaks because it doesn't have a typical rhyme scheme. So the random line breaks communicate to the average person subconsciously that it's poetry.
>h-hey Tim I wrote you this poem
lol imagine Chalamet's response, he keeps the natural wtf response locked down cause he knows hes in hollywood and has to be open to this weird semi platonic age based homosexual eroticism
It's funny to think about it, but the truth is he's a homosexual and he probably loved it and sucked his wiener after and had crusty anal sex.
What if Josh knows this and knows Timmy has to go along with this if he doesn't want to be cancelled for being a homophobe?
frickin gay
Poems are gay as frick
Even the best of them, they're only good because of the point of the poem was trying to make, which probably could have been made without sucking dicks at the same time.
Can't find the clip but this reminds me of a Sam Hyde video where he's on a beach talking about an older guy he went to college with who wrote a poem about a younger guy.
>the guy from No Country for Old Men wrote that
wuteven
I'm 26 and I've had older men make gay moves on me for years.
Timmy is going to get raped
>im not sure its going to be something I want anymore
unironically what did he mean by this? what is timmy symbolically offering him that Brolin doesn't want? the allure of youth and vibrancy that Brolin is admitting he has nostalgic rose colored glasses for?
he means rimjobs m8. don't overthink it
He's happy where he's at in his life. He has a little admiration for it because he was once in the position of a youthful actor.
He wants to pound Timothee's tight shaven twink bussy and fill it with his seed
his tight twink anus
what the frick? does he want to prep him to cut him up and eat him, what mentally ill moron would think it's fine to write a poem for anyone, let alone write one period. How empty is your life and how abominable do you need to be? SUSSY BAKA
>lips of a certain poetry
intelligence of a certain kind
>pretending to be a tough man writing a gayfiction deviant art to get poop dick
>not just asking the producer on set to send the twink to your hotel room after filming
I think he really likes this dude, they should get gay married.
“Bury me when I die
beneath a wine barrel
in a tavern
With luck
the cask will leak”
l(a
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af
fa
ll
s)
one
l
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>nobody here's read Ovid
virgins
Ok here's my poem:
Janny
Spends his day
Cleaning up
No compensation?
No need
Janny Janny
He does it for free.
The Cinemaphile board
Cinemaphile some refered to it
with it's slick-black nothingness
an eternal void on the soul
Yet clean; fair; trimmed with purpose
Undesireables banned, hotpockets burning the mouth
Bills paid
By mother
No check is coming in the mail.
In the sky where freedom flies, beneath the cloak of disguise,
Aboard a plane, chains bound tight, a captive shadow fights the light.
A question posed, sharp and wry, to the masked enigma, shrouded lie:
"If from your face, the mask we pry, would death’s cold hand then draw nigh?
I can't imagine seeing a twitter post about a middle aged homosexual writing man-boy love poems to his twink co-worker and deciding to write a bunch of my own terrible poetry in response. This board is totally overrun with complete homosexuals.
ignore the gays and make your way in the world
share that what is you and be rejected for being a Black person
share your thoughts here
you b***hnga queer