A blockbuster like this comes out only once every decade if you're lucky. How many times did you see it anon?

A blockbuster like this comes out only once every decade if you're lucky. How many times did you see it anon?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen it. What's it about?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jews are about to be exterminated by the Chinese/Iranians so Whitoid McCuckold and his POC minions need to go to war and die for Israel just one last time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        autocracies can't do shit to technologically advance democracies. even Saudi Arabia is trying to slowly defrost relations with Israel.

        https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/19/middleeast/saudi-textbooks-israel-mime-intl/index.html

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autocracy literally found America.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homos in american army

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's it about?
      An aging Navy pilot dies during a test flight of a new plane, resulting in him going through an elaborate purgatory that forces him to confront his lingering regrets from life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        quinoa

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never finished it. The whole first hour is moronic. I bailed when he was just all of a sudden sailing on a giant yacht.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak zoomer troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overdose on ritalin.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's truly kino, feels like a movie that would have been made back when movies still had soul

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    6. Cinematic experience of the decade.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    zero

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good, but I only watch movies once, so once. I have a very good memory and can remember a movie I saw a single time 20 years ago, so there's no reason to watch them again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you eat for lunch on August 3rd 2020?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rotisserie chicken panini with provolone cheese, pretty sure. I got a panini press and made them all the time during the covid lockdowns, while working from home. Good times.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watched it on opening night with my father after he had nagged me to go see it with him ever since he heard it was coming
    >whole fricking theater is filled with only +40 year old men
    >they literally start cherring
    >some start to tear up
    >group of literal +80 year old men behind us stand up several times during the run of the movie because they are so excited
    Had no idea this movie meant so much for boomers here in Swedenstan. Literally the first time I have heard people actually make noise in a theater.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in Sweden
      wut? Didn't know you guys had America fatigue that bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it has to do with that literally every single boomer here were conscripted for at least 18 months in their youth for the sole purpose of being able to defend against a Soviet attack along with being very proud of our airforce. Sweden used to be incredibly militarized with >5% of the GDP going towards the military. So all these Swedish boomers brought up in that mentally are suckers for the kind of American military frick commies attitude

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any soul it has is on life support and I would pull the plug

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it twice. Top Gun is a better movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not
      The first one is so fricking boring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a woman, it's no surprise you didn't get it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dolby
    >IMAX
    >4D
    >IMAX again
    I suppose that makes four.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are full of shit. This would be a 7/10 movie in any other era of cinema. The bar is truly so low that people were clamoring for something like this and elevating it to 10/10 status

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You simply wouldn't understand you souless bugman.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only once in 4dx. I would have fallen asleep watching it in any other format

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Five times so far, my kids really like it.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    watched the first half and got bored
    Doesn't stack up to 90s and 80s kino it's imitating

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know why everyone thinks this is good. Its boring and super predictable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not being a jaded zoomer moron helps.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helps enjoy bad propaganda movies? Yikes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good propaganda film, mate.
          Better than 'Stolz der Nation'.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was so tired of Black person homosexual propaganda so much that this was like a breath of fresh air

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where's my hekkin subversion??
      >Why is everyone speaking in a genuine tone of voice?
      >I need my 7 layers of irony!
      Enjoy The Last Jedi, I guess.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was meh
    About the same cinematic experience as Jurassic World 1 (not park).
    The plebs saud it surpassed the first. Kek. The bar scene alone in 1 beats this entire flick.
    Also girl pilots? Lmao. What next. Black doctors?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch Satanic mutt propaganda.

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