A bout de souffl. Battleship Potemkin. Intolerance. Jules et Jim. LAvventura. Lawrence of Arabia. Lola (Demy)

A bout de soufflé
Battleship Potemkin
Intolerance
Jules et Jim
L’Avventura
Lawrence of Arabia
Lola (Demy)
The Magnificent Ambersons
Nashville
The Passion of Joan of Arc

Which one of these is the greatest film of all time?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is the ultimate contrarian. Both of his parents were white. His name is Armond White. So he said "Nah, frick you, I'm black."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honorary white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every man is imperfect. Being gay is his only weakness

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being gay increases his power. He is impervious to women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He dodged the pussy spell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no woman could match his standards

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tricks a conservative publication into posting his glowing reviews of gay sex homosexual movies
    >makes soitards seethe by calling out raceslop and childrens movies
    He's hitting blows left and right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shoehorning politics into every single film opinion is based when a conservative does it
      This guy sucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh non political art !
        This is a forum for adults, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he got literal death threats from Cinemaphilesksuckers for giving Goy Story 3 a bad review

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joan is great.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    of these only Battleship Potemkin, Intolerance, and Lawrence of Arabia are what you could call 'good'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot The Passion of Joan of Arc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't forget The Passion of Joan of Arc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s great though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot The Passion of Joan of Arc.

      What's wrong with About de Souffle, Jules et Jim, L'Avventura, Lola, The Magnificent Ambersons, and Nashville?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven’t seen those.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, The Magnificent Ambersons is an Orson Welles flick, so it can't be bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For further context that I just read on Wikipedia, The Magnificent Ambersons is a film that was edited down heavily from Welles' original vision because he was off in Brazil for some reason and while he was gone, RKO showed it to a test audience that was the 1942 equivalent of Logan Paul who said it sucked. They panicked from the poor reception and edited it into a happier movie, then to add insult to injury they burned all the unused footage, presumably to prevent Welles from ever being able to recreate the true film. Nevertheless, the version of The Magnificent Ambersons that was released is still considered by many to be one of the greatest films ever made, which makes you wonder how great it could have been if Welles himself had control over the final cut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nashville is fantastic but it's also 3 hours long.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I love three hour movies, I'll have to check this out. It's gotten to the point where I've watched so many of them that shorter movies feel like they're finished too fast for me. I see it's by Robert Altman too, he made some good shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I love long movies too but a lot people don't so I had to say something.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I understand why you mentioned it, especially on Cinemaphile where it's like the first thing people always bring up when they b***h about a movie. So fair enough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's only 2:40 and Ambersons is only 88m, so if you watch both (you should) it's just like two regular movies.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He trolls both sides from the right-adjacent, which he can't do on the left.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do indeed have to pretend to be one of the right in order to troll them. If you don't embrace them, they will reject you immediately, but if you act like you're one of them, they will love you no matter what stupid shit you say.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who's a leftist hack writing for leftist outlet that trolls the left?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point, it's hard to be one because the left is too smart to be trolled by grifters. People like Brian Krassenstein have tried and failed. Meanwhile on the right, all you have to do is put on a fake angry face and scream about Star Wars and pronouns on YouTube and drooling morons will send you thousands of dollars.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO what a damn moron. Leftists are easily trolled and fall for grifters than any people. This Black person talk like high and mighty redditor.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a contrarian moron, but he is also a bona fide cinematic encyclopaedia, and I cannot help but respect that .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a fascinating guy. So clearly a contrarian troll, but also genuinely intelligent and an expert on cinema. Also a homosexual

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Magnificent Ambersons
    This could have been it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of the ones that I've seen
    1. The Passion of Joan of Arc
    2. Battleship Potemkin
    3. Nashville
    4. Intolerance
    5. L'Avventura
    6. Lola
    7. À bout de souffle (rest in piss G-TARD)

    All pretty good films. If he'd picked L'Eclisse or La Notte instead of L'Avventura that would've been at the top.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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