>a broken chair, $70 for it
>a bicycle with punctured wheels? 150 for it
>a chunk of shit... we can sell it for 400
>a broken chair, $70 for it. >a bicycle with punctured wheels?
>a broken chair, $70 for it
>a bicycle with punctured wheels? 150 for it
>a chunk of shit... we can sell it for 400
>HOLY FRICKING SHIT
>IS THAT?
>THE FIRST NINENTDO EVER MADE?
>Ah! Ahh! Aw yeah man I just found a shit stained mattress. If there’s one thing I know about mattresses it’s that they go for BIG. BUCKS. $500 easy on that
>schooldesk, 100$ for it
>At least a dozen of gum stuck underneath, we could get 20$ a pop.
>Shitstained underwear, might have belonged to a fat e-girl, we can prob get 200 bucks
>the blonde bimbo has an only fans now
Brit???!? FINALLY
Any good?
link
https://app.feetfinder.com/userProfile/brandipassante
>Feet.
We want the tittehs
Yeah, she's got a great rack. This is the best pic I've found tho. That she's at least a little bit modest only makes her hotter.
Didn’t the show pay for her boob job?
Dave Hester paying for that subscription lmfao
>Dave Hester paying for that subscription lmfao
An OnlyFans subscription? Easy $9.99 for that.
You lie.
Storage Wars:
>A pee stained sofa cushion? That's a hundred dollars right there
Pawn Stars:
>Jesus Christ's crib? Best I can do is 50 bucks. You gotta realize I'm taking a big risk here.
People who buy storage containers are delusional about the actual value of whatever they are trying to resell. The only ones who actually make profit are the guys who sell courses teaching rubes how to buy abandoned storage units.
a box of worn-out bargain bin dvds? that's $10 a piece any day of the week
You got to say bucks. He says 50 bucks 30 bucks things like that. Yours was not authentic. Do it again. But do it right.
He did ot right. "$" means bucks.
Fricking ESL.
Those are dollar signs you Black person not buck signs.
I thoughted bucks were black people?
>A fart in a jar? That's a 20 all day, Brando.
How mad were the people doing this at the show? Their whole living depended on most people not being aware of storage auctions, so they got them cheap. The show ruined that forever.
They talked about this in a (Christmas?) special where they got together in a big ass house that I believe the Dotson's own. Prices have skyrocketed due to the show's success and they themselves weren't able to get storage units dirt cheap anymore as casuals flooded even the most remote actions. So you have a bunch of dilettantes who don't make a living off this thing (meaning overpays are practically guaranteed) and either spend their spare money for fun or maybe to test the waters. The good ol' days when it was a relatively cheap lottery with big upsides are long gone.
I think it would be fun to make a day of it with my gf
It was only a matter of time before the internet ruined the storage bidding scene anyways, the show just accelerated the process.
That's a hundo all day long Brando
You're not gonna get shit for used furniture unless they're antiques or designer models because facebook and auction sites are full of people giving that stuff away for free.
That's not Mary.
>$40 a month
jesus
no breasts? wtf
>$40/no
old prostitute's got a very optimistic estimate on her value
>50 dollars for a feet photo
I get drunk and go on cam sites and midway through private ask them to go easy on their buttholes. Like give it a rest and I'll tip you 5 tokens = 5cents but 10 buckaroos for them.
even when they find actual good things is so bad, they find things people collect and assume every item to have the same price
>rare nike shoes? I can get 100 bucks each
>a box of magic the gathering cards? This will get me 60 bucks
Tell me about Rene! Why does he wear the mask?
These gays killed the show, once new people started showing up it was all downhill.
No way did Rene kill the show, especially with that smoke show wife of his.
>You don't get to bring friends!
Imagine if Casey started one! It will never happen as she's a devout Christian but they'd be swimming in the dough. I bet her being a certified butterface would only work for her favor.
a Cinemaphile thread with 34 replies? That's an easy 50 bucks right there
A Gatorade bottle full of Brandi’s piss? How much could this possibly be worth?
>jews israeliteing israelites
it's entertaingment, i'll give you that much
That Darrell bidding?
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Fix chair, takes any handyman 20 minutes and $10 of material.
Get new tire wheels, detail clean the bike, repaint. $60 of work.
Feed the shit to OP for his dumbass thread.
>a tennis racket this gotta be worth something I'll take it to a local expert
>well... this is a standard racket from 10 years ago, people don't really use them anymore since better designs by the same brand have been released [2 minutes of useless facts about tennis rackets history]. you don't have the original bag for it but the racket looks new so I'd say you can sell it for 15 bucks
>LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOO THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MONEY MONEY BABY
I've been in love with Brandi for years now. Ya think her wigger husband would let me frick her for 300 bucks? I could even throw in a couple "antique" chairs.
Dude, they're divorced, you can slide into her DMs if you want.
Bruh if you're willing to pay $300 to frick a 6/10 with fake breasts then just hire a escort
>winning a storage Brandi wants
>playing it cool by letting her "help" me check it out
>ending up tricking her into having sex inside the storage
IS THAT THE BLACK LOTUS™ SPECIAL EDITION SUPER RARE MOST VALUABLE CARD EVER
>Buy unit for $500
>There's a safe in there!
>They're always empty though
>This one isn't!
>It contains $7.5m
>Owners of the unit somehow track you down and say "lol dude we forgot about that can we have it back?"
>And you refuse because you bought it and because it's $7.5m
>But then the original owner is like "lol DUDE you can keep $600k just give me the rest back lmao!"
>And you're like would I rather have $600k or $7.5m and you decide $7.5m is probably better
>But then you decide $1.2m instead of $7.5m sounds even better so you say let me keep $1.2m and I'll give you back the other $6.3m because I'm moronic
>And then the original owners are like "thanks bruh fr"
I can't tell if this story is fictitious or if it's genuine and people really are just this moronic. Both seem entirely plausible.
>I am just here to make friends and ride on my very cool motorcycle.