>a cashier at a comic book shop can afford this

>a cashier at a comic book shop can afford this

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He rents, and it's 1 bed 1 bath.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and it’s a living nightmare to clean/cook/renovate/do anything in.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The nightmare world that's out to get rocko is a metaphor for the consequences of rocko not having any adult life skills

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah go afford that as a cashier at a comic shop now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a garage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, the entire downstairs is a kitchen, living room, and the single car garage.
        The upstairs is a bathroom and bed.
        He's got a tiny house of steroids. Still, this was possible back in the 90s.
        We don't know how much Mr. Rama makes, or even if he has just the one job. What we do know is that he's Australian, an immigrant, and due to stricter immigration and visa laws under Reagan, he probably jumped hurdles to get to the US.
        We don't know for sure, but I suspect Rocko has a professional degree and lost the passion for his field after emmigrating.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what I could do with a yard? No more cooped-up children.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn the page.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wash your hands

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers had the best life.

  4. 5 months ago
    Not A Zosky Simp Anymore

    can somebody make every fricking rocko's modern life related post bannable like the horse show please, i'm tired of seeing it every week

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they should ban you instead homosexual

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    better times

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who's this guy? Some moron namegay obsessed with Rocko?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the one who lusts over the vacuum cleaner. He's the original poster before it became a pasta it's true.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    by voting to sell the next generation's future

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so obsessed with fricking cartoon characters owning houses? It's a fricking cartoon, of course it's not 100% realistic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they saw the Homer's Enemy episode of Simpsons and think it's genuinely funny to nitpick cartoons for being cartoony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was an eye opener what can i say.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was the 90s
    >written by a guy who grew up in the 80s
    >in O-town, a middle-of-nowhere town
    >and its repeatedly shown to be a dump thats barely holding on
    why does everyone assume prices of 2020s housing in a major metropolitan city instead of whogivesacrapville, USA ?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like anyone could afford a house in this bull market .... no offense Heffer

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a very different economy in 1993.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have some cheese Cinemaphile?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a cashier at a restaurant run by a cheapskate owns his own 2 story home, has tasteful decor, a tv, a clarinet, constant art supplies enough to afford several blocks of marble

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an unemployed mentally challengued troglodyre can afford land, a house that's also a bed, tastefull crafted sand furniture, and a snack every day at 3:00 am

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patrick is obviously on disability

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