>A chef's brain...is so different than a pedestrians brain..

>A chef's brain...is so different than a pedestrians brain..
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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching this reddit meme shit. Like I give a frick about crybaby drug addict service workers. They shouldn't be seen or heard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Civie… GET OUT

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, a man of kino taste.

      Please name your top 5 shows

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit spacing
        Thanks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Friends
        Game of Thrones
        Mr Robot
        Rick & Morty
        Dark

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          pleb

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did two tours (kfc and jack in the box). you ever been a line cook during rush hour? the drive thru timer sets off my ptsd. we lost one of our men to a dentist appointment at lunch hour. fricking civilian

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fast food workers probably have it worse than pretentious chefs at real restaurants.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit has better television and film discussion

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG YOU GAY troony

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked as a cook at a proper place for a while out of highschool, yeah it's hard work and you probably start smoking and spent all your free time drinking, but jesus people acting like it's a supremely ball busting job or romanticize it were always so gay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed
      worked in several kitchens and the work is definitely hard, but the people are dogshit humans and bad workers. anyone glorifying onion slicers and burger flippers are mega gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worked in a place with a fat gay mexican named Jeff who used to sexually harass me a lot (like try to pay me money to touch my dick) and at some point I just used all the evidence I had against him to get extra pay and do less work. Pretty sure most of my coworkers went over to his house to do drugs after work and a few of them knocked up girls at 19. Shit was a wild time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a great job in your teens and 20s. At the very least you learn to cook, and soft skills like attention to detail, time sensitivity, difficult people and multitasking
        >look at me Im talking on the phone typing! Im so efficient!
        >thick fog from the dishpit
        >tickets keep rolling
        >window nearly full
        >full grill, timing of all sorts buzzing in your head.
        >lost that bandaid 20 minutes ago. its gone
        >hear the grinding gears and frantic yelling in portugese
        >the dishwasher jammed.//
        Excuse me anons have to call my support group. Civies will never understand

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fishtank image
      you’ve never even had a job

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw watching season 2 and Carmy's girlfriend is less attractive than Richie's ex-wife

    why'd they do it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only on Season 1 but even Carmy's sister is more attractive than the half-a-side-profile I can see in the OP pic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's okay, but wait til Season 2, because you find out Richie was married to Britta from Community.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh frickin shit
          I love Gillian Jacobs, I heard she showed up in S2 (and that she's shacking up with the creator of the show) but I didn't know that she played Richie's ex
          Based Richie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It just bothers me, because Richie and Tiff have really good chemistry, whereas Carmy and Claire don't. It's so obvious that Carmy's actor has to pretend to like her. If you cast someone pretty then you don't even need to act.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll look forward to Gillykino then
              Also, speaking of Community, Joel McHale randomly showing up at the start of the second episode to be a c**t chef in Carmy's flashback was genuinely kino. I didn't know McHale could actually act, and the scene got bonus points for using the massive height discrepancy between him and Jeremy Allen White as an insult in the show. I'm hoping there's another flashback or something with him in it again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm hoping there's another flashback or something with him in it again.

                Naw, that guy was a cameo and you don't see him again. There's other celeb cameos to look forward to. Like, they even bring Bernthal back, because episode 6 is a flashback episode.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's this lady, who I think Brits would know; I've seen them post her.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's this lady, who I think Brits would know; I've seen them post her.

                Neat, thanks anon

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 was so shit except for the 3-4 episodes they actually put effort into

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Civies like you wouldn't let 10 minutes in a kitchen during a rush

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 sucked. I don't care about these dumb characters. I just want kitchen khaos kino

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    civis will never understand the line. or worse, the pit

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in a really dark place, bros. I spent 3 years of my life training to be a 200k/yr Wendy's chef. Made it all the way to hell week my first try but ended up getting dropped after getting pneumonia. Managed to get a second try following a tour as a pastry chef in NY after the joint went bankrupt, but I just felt like I didn't have it in me despite pushing myself with every fibre of my being. I ended up ringing the bell during fry-cook drills. Now I'm stationed at a Five Guys and hate my existence, this place is pure hell.I feel like I'm surrounded by nothing but scum and non-hackers. I just don't know what to do with myself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >following a tour as a pastry chef
      >stationed at a Five Guys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got dishonorably discharged from Taco Bell for cross contamination. I accidentally put beef in an Indian woman’s 7 layer burrito. Pedestrians expect perfection but the drive thru line is a fricking war zone and when the GM is on a smoke break I’m a one man fricking army strapped with a sour cream gun and running out of cinnatwists

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i worked as a full time chef that shit was the easiest job ive ever done just dont be a fricking disorganized moron
    literally the most chill job in the world if you just do your job i dont know why people think its so stressful

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally the most chill job in the world if you just do your job i dont know why people think its so stressful

      If you watch episode 7 of Season 2, it shows why being a chef (fine dining specifically) is stressful. It's because other people (ordering you around) make it stressful. It's all kind of cringe, but I think rich people want to feel special when they eat there.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder this show made fun of Cinemaphile incels once in a single line and the board has seethed about this show all day every day since

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe anyone could be proud of such a simple job. But I suppose they aren't the only parasites out there.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was my favourite cameo, because the same actor plays the dad in my favourite movie. I suppose he can only get dad roles because he's old. At least he's not Jon Bernthal, who's typecast as an butthole.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve worked as a barista and it was a fricking warzone. Some soldiers wear combat armor… others wear an apron. But both are warriors.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Christmas episode was good even if you don’t care about the main story.

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