>A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor
>After the exam the doctor says, "I know why you're having trouble seeing."
>Chinaman says, "Why?"
>Doctor says, "You have a cataract."
>Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincion Conrinental."
>A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor
classic
I don't get it.
See, the Chinaman believed that the doctor told him, "Cadillac" being the automobile. Instead he replies that he has a Lincoln Continental.
It's also funny because you expect the racist joke to be about his slit eyes
>wasting your vote on a technicality
i get it, he drives a lincoln
he's just as intelligent in the podcast
waaaaat?
good post frog man
I am a man with 100 iq, I don't know shit about car brands, "men" who care so much about car brands are sub100 iq morons
The joke is that chinamen talk funny.
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All you need to know is that if you’re poor or mid you need a reliable rice burner. Don’t worry about the big guy stuff unless you’re rich. In that case, Mercedes S class, Lexus lx, etc...
100 iq isn't good
>A woman who has been unlucky in love and has been single for many years was advised by her friend: "Go see my doctor, Dr. Wong. He has an answer for every problem I've ever had."
>When the woman does go see him, the doctor takes one look at her and says: "You have Zachary disease."
>"Zachary disease? What does it mean, doctor?"
>Dr. Wong answers: "You face rook zachary rike you ass!"
>Ever hear about the Chinese Godfather?
>He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Jesus, I don't know why this one got me so hard
>Why did so many black soldiers die in Vietnam?
>When the sergeant yelled "GET DOWN" they all got up and started dancing
>Black folk are living proof that Indians fricked Buffalo.
>Why do homie's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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>How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
>Why are all black people fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
>How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
>Why do blacks walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
>What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
Bigfoot has been spotted.