>A Dutch fairytale theme park has increased their Sleeping Beauty’s breast size (and enhanced her face), gaining her the nickname “Sleeping Boobie”, because “in recent years, most women who visited made fun of her for her small breasts, and Sleeping Beauty should be considered the peak of attractiveness in the eyes of both men and other women”
When will Disneyland follow?
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>meatbags
flatbros
it's so over
I like how the most realistic depiction of a woman these days is ugly and sort of dumpy looking
Yeah no
>Sleeping Bimbo
NICE
>dutch b***hes mocking sleeping beauty
Dutch people are buttholes, so this doesn’t surprise me.
>Dutch people are buttholes
We are, in this case however it's just the lefties that are whining nobody else gives a shit.
Absolutely nobody is "whining" about this, it's just funny.
Seen several body positive types go on about how this is ''an unrealistic portrayal of the female body''.
Forgot pic, of course it's a fricking cheslet.
>unrealistic portrayal of the female body
Not anymore since so many women have had boob jobs these days
How is left "small"??? That's the size of my gf's and they're perfect for playing with
It was jealous b***hes complaining, not men. Left is hotter.
Fun fact: Jenny Nicholson is obsessed with this theme Park ("De Efteling") and considers it the greatest theme park of all time. She has even learned Dutch to be able to immerse herself into De Efteling more.
Do you think she made fun of Sleeping Beauty?
Sleeping Beauty isn't supposed to be normal or average, she's supposed to be GigaStacy.
>Jenny Nicholson
literally who
Please delete this, the autist will start to spam that chipmunk
Some sperg that shat herself in an elevator at comiccon
jewtuber that a lot of anons have developed a creepy para-social relationship with and feel the need to defend her
Jenny looks very different in her new video.
she looks like a moronic trex with the boobs as arms
Congratulations, you wrote a sentence that had never been written before.
I require more footage of whoever this is.
the manly movements and bolt-ons are really doing it for you huh
Stay loyal to your gf. If you ever try anything bigger, you'll realize you can't live without it.
This. My small-chested gf is much better than my ex in most ways, however I still miss my mentally ill titmonster ex just for her breasts. It's a symbol of social status as well - other dudes will congratulate you for your achievement if you walk around with a titmonster.
it's how fricking gravity works too, if she's laying on her back her boobs are going to sink down a little
left: sovl
right: sovless
>Breasts are still that size even when laying down
Left has great breasts, what the frick are those prostitutes talking about?
There are only two things in the world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the DUTCH.
Why are Dutch people buttholes?
They're Swamp-Germans.
Yet they’re bigger buttholes than actual Germans or Flemish people. Why?
Sold their soul to satan just so they could sell overpriced tulips to hapless old women.
When I drove from the UK to Disneyland Paris, there were a lot of Dutch cars on the road. They were by far the worst drivers, didnt seem to give a shit about anyone else.
>from uk to paris
So how does that work do you have to change lanes halfway through the tunnel.
You drive onto a train, and then the train goes through the tunnel. Then you drive on the wrong side of the road until you see a car coming towards you and remember.
Of course she needs fake breasts and a new face, she’s called Sleeping Beauty, not “Tired Femcel”.
Dutch women have some of the biggest breasts in the world so it's not really surprising. Those ''muh diversity'' and ''muh representation matters'' people will never address the fact that women with big breasts exist and some countries have larger breasts than others. Beauty standards are different in other countries and it's not just men who have beauty standards, women have beauty standards. A fictional woman having breasts that are small enough for Dutch women to laugh at is a real problem that can be reasonably addressed.
You could have a similar situation in Africa where a statue gets a bigger ass because the women there laugh at the ass being too small.
How do I get a big-titted dutch gf?
princesses can be flat too.
>turned her from fairytale princess into onlyfans ho
Yeah that's modern feminism alright.
I prefer pale raven haired brunettes. So I guess Snow White? Expect those fricks would make her brown or something.
Pussy > Ass > breasts
Who are you quoting? Yourself?
Left is actually pretty big for someone lying on their back
Right? The new ones are comically large, she looks like a cheap bimbo
>all this talk about the boobs
>no one has appreciated the unfurled hair
efteling made me who i am
Awooga
>Dutch
>making fun of literally anyone
ik ook
nee jij
Wat nao?
>Sleeping Beauty should be considered the peak of attractiveness in the eyes of both men and other women
Should have made her chest smaller then.