>episode 3 is only a few hours long
Yes this is why the feature is objectively superior to the television serial and produces objectively superior results and your favorite tv show fricking sucks, stop defending television you tasteless moron.
At what point does the subversion of putting a Twi'lek, the designated "bawd species" of the galaxy, in a position of success and capability stop being a novelty so we can go back to seeing them as exotic dancers?
Can Star Wars aliens frick each other? Can they frick humans? By which I mean can they procreate and be sexually compatible; not like fricking a horse. Are Star Wars humans actually called humans?
Can those aliens with the dangly head bits move the heads or are they just big fat tentacles like head breasts?
I need some extended universe gay to answer these questions.
Black person you should've paid attention in your fricking 8th grade biology class
any alien that looks like a person only with blue skin or horns it would have a dick and/or a pussy, that's just how it works
>They are human but not from Earth.
Is this ever explained in the extended universe? Did the Star Wars humans eventually migrate to Earth?
Black person you should've paid attention in your fricking 8th grade biology class
any alien that looks like a person only with blue skin or horns it would have a dick and/or a pussy, that's just how it works
>any alien that looks like a person only with blue skin or horns it would have a dick and/or a pussy
Is this canon?
>Is this canon?
to reality? yes
any hypothetical aliens that exist right now and are sufficiently evolved to a level resembling us would also developmentally plateau the same way we have, two legs, two arms, hands capable of using complex tools
internal organs might be different to match environment but tool use leads down the same road
7 months ago
Anonymous
except the fish ones and lizard ones, they lay eggs.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Anon has no prehensile tongue >Anon cannot form complex machinery using the resin from his anal glands >Anon turns to mush in 11G environment, AND is useless in moving in zero gravity, AND through the upper cloud layers of a typical gas giant
Sad.
Babies dont come from sex they are manifestations of midichlorians in womens veganas duh. Anakin was made this way, obviously Luke and Leia were as well, there was no gratuitous sweaty sex scene in Ep III. so only explination is dsh foooorrce
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're an idiot. The midichlorians in the mother use the Force to summon a stork to bring the kid, and then the mom's midichlorians are transferred to the baby through breast milk.
>Is this ever explained in the extended universe?
No.
Star Wars is not hard sci-fi. That should have been obvious from the space monks, slug gangster and seeing the Wolfman show up in Mos Eisley.
Star Wars is just a vehicle to tell stories about heros being dashing and cool and villains being devious and calculating. The lightsabers was George geeking on technology. The whole thing is inspired by his love of Buck Rogers and swashbuckling epics.
It's best not to think too hard about Star Wars, because the foundation is basically non-existent. Much of the history was written by fans of the movies who wrote novels, which was promptly rejected by Disney so they could make their own, merchandisable origin story.
Star Wars is whatever you want it to be. It's too bad George didn't just bury it. It would have lived on for a hundred years in fandoms.
iirc Star Wars humans originate from Coruscant, there were two species on the planet, they went to war and the losers left and eventually founded ancient Mandalore, the victors built up Coruscant into the megacity world over tens of thousands of years.
Hyperdrive didn't exist so humanity spread through the galaxy basically sleeper-ship style which is why they ended up everywhere but with many types branched off from stock humanity
>Did the Star Wars humans eventually migrate to Earth?
Pre-Disney there was as a proposed Extended Universe story (that never went through) which would have explained it. The idea was something like a Human colony(?) ship from our Earth in the future went through a wormhole, resulting in it travelling through time and space to a galaxy a long time ago far far away. Other than which was never made canon, the other obvious ideas would be Humans evolved through convergent evolution or in some other way Humans from Earth were magically transported there.
>They are human but not from Earth. It is a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>They are human but not from Earth.
Is this ever explained in the extended universe? Did the Star Wars humans eventually migrate to Earth?
[...] >any alien that looks like a person only with blue skin or horns it would have a dick and/or a pussy
Is this canon?
THEY ARE FROM EARTH.
They are escaped humans from dystopian post-nuclear future Earth that got to the galaxy through a wormhole on a spaceship.
They travelled through both time and space to Corelia IIRC.
Originally THX1138 depicts the Earth they escaped from.
Then they got enslaved by Rakatan empire and seeded on many worlds with their geneds intermixed with alien species allowing them to crossbread so Rakatans could get more slaves easier.
>They are human but not from Earth. It is a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
In the legends canon Humans in Star Wars come from Tattooine, right as they achieved space flight the Rakata came in and started enslaving them, the humans were such a pain in the ass to subjugate that the Rakata opted to just glass the planet and the Sand People are the last denizens of the original culture which adopted an anti-technology stance since they viewed "touching the sky" as the reason the Rakata came in the first place. This backstory has likely been destroyed by Disney.
>At what point does the subversion of putting a Twi'lek, the designated "bawd species" of the galaxy, in a position of success and capability stop being a novelty so we can go back to seeing them as exotic dancers?
When there is an actual real revolution or World War and real hard homies are all that's left.
It's coming, total depravity is a symptom of a culture about to collapse.
Another symptom of culture about to collapse is a generation of men who think the treatment of twi'leks in disney shows is something even remotely worth caring about
The collapse is a natural consequence of mingling with genital mutilationists.
thanks for your wise insights, Dr. Petersen, I'm sure your fantasy Weimar situation will happen any day now and it won't just be you and a bunch of fat angry white guys reeing until you die alone
>a scary looking dude who had probably never had consensual sex.
You mean Bib Fortuna? He's a sexual beast. Literally the first thing he asked C3PO was if he wanted to wanga!
>do you wish they spent 100 grand on a real robot to play the part instead of hiring decent writers?
they made the original 3p0 for like 200 bucks worth of material in the Sahara desert
and they don't have decent writers
I never understood this meme, rome is still a city, they just don't have an empire anymore. Israel didn't exist for houndreds of years until the westerners took pity on the israelites
>do you wish they spent 100 grand on a real robot
Is there any reason they couldn't have just strung some loose wires down there like they did in the 1970s rather than having a 2D print on a t shirt?
What if you pause while going to the bathroom and notice all the bullshit as your walking back into the living room before you sit on your couch? (Hypothetical scenario. I know you're a bugman living in a pod or your childhood bedroom)
i think in old eu he regretted his decision to give sheev emergency powers back in ep 2 and spent the rest of his life as an entertainer
in nuwars he was ostracized for giving sheev emergency powers despite every single senator in the room supporting it at the time and died in exile or some shit
>Jap senator losing his shit >"YOU DISOBEYED THE ORDER, I HEREBY NOTION IN FAVOR OF FRICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL YOU STUPID b***h"
>3po arrives >"I have this document with excuses" >ok then
Just goes to show how corrupt and inefficient the Republic is.
Only a matter of time before another charismatic politician with an IQ above 100 takes it over.
It is him, he throws an absolute shitfit at the mere suggestion anyone even thinks about being 3p0. He even voices him in every piece of shit throwaway game etc.
no there isn't, there's not modern convenience shit in the original movie
there's crap that was thrown together in a day that became iconic because it looked like junky shit and not the Target version of junky shit
Ask literally anyone who isn’t on this site if they thought it looked weird. Guarantee most people didn’t notice in any way. It looked fine to me until I saw you morons analyzing it like the Zapruder film.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I didn't notice it was worse until more observant people than me pointed it out, that excuses it completely!
there's nothing worse than a spazzy nerd who isn't even smart
7 months ago
Anonymous
The only thing different is that the black part doesn’t have the same ridges in it. You can’t even tell that unless you pause it and zoom in.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>the only thing different is the part where it's clearly 2D wires on black fabric instead of wires glued onto black fabric
yes, tardbaby
that's the entire point of the thread, it looks worse and probably cost more
7 months ago
Anonymous
>a shirt cost more
HURR DURR
7 months ago
Anonymous
You can debate me without resorting to misrepresenting my argument through greentext misquotes. Also, those wires are not 2D, fricking Ray Charles mongoloid.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I didn't notice any difference, but now my point is that I'm also an expert noticer so stop trying to argue with me
You're a waterhead baby
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I’m looking at it now that you tards blew it out of proportion only for me to see that you’re full of shit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, you're just a moron and (even worse) a shill.
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, I just have eyes. The only thing is that the black doesn’t have ridges, sure. No one would notice that unless they went out of their way to sleuth that shit. Also, watch the actual footage in motion because those wires clearly aren’t printed on.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I just have eyes, that's why I pretended not to notice and now pretend I'm an expert
7 months ago
Anonymous
You wouldn’t notice it at first unless you wanted to pick it apart. All you guys do on here is nitpick every detail as if it has any bearing on anything whatsoever.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>All you guys do on here
Then maybe you should go back
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, I too would prefer better posting >half threads are b***hing about israelites and goyslop >other half are threads are about potm goyslop
frick
7 months ago
Anonymous
I’ve been on here for a decade and a half. Doesn’t mean the crippling autism of the lot of you doesn’t still bother me.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I've been here for
Then really b***hing like a redditor shouldn't still be your fallback plan in an argument
7 months ago
Anonymous
You forgot the * in r*ddit, newbie.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't "forget" anything here from the mid 2010s, I just ignored it when it happened and still do.
Now keep defending gay Disney star wars shit to prove how much more of a jaded Cinemaphile oldgay you are than me
7 months ago
Anonymous
If you’re going to bash a show, bash it for something that it’s actually doing and not some manufactured outrage over a damn piece of a costume that is completely not noticeable and inconsequential to the content of the show. That’s all I’m saying. Your criticism becomes worthless when you make shit up.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Stop attacking multibillion dollar corporations, chuds!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I am very smart and I'm proud of how smart I am and I NEED others to acknowledge how smart I am to notice these details and if they did not notice these same details themselves they are in fact moronic >yes, intelligence is based on how well you notice details in a Star Wars tv show and how much they enrage you, and how angry you get when others claim to not notice or be bothered by them
Only in the OT. He was full golden in Episode III. Something happened inbetween that he got a silve one. Makes sense that in more stable times they decided to fix him after the war.
According to JJ, it was just a way to show that this was his 3PO. They made a shitty comic about a ship full of droids crashing, 3PO lost it's arm and one droid that couldn't survive just gave his, so he kept it for a while as a memento.
how stupid are the audience that they knew that nobody would care if they actually did lucasian camera and editing vs just having the literal actors on screen who are leia and han etc
>for no reason
The reason unironically was merchandise sales. DIfferent costume = different figurines = braindead collectors spending twice the money.
Same reason BB8 and Baby Yoda were made.
I meant that they changed it back in the film with no explanation. They might as well keep it red then.
>for no reason
The reason unironically was merchandise sales. DIfferent costume = different figurines = braindead collectors spending twice the money.
Same reason BB8 and Baby Yoda were made.
>The real C3PO is building his own nation without borders >We will guard the fake C3PO until his will is done >9 years ago I thought I lost everything. Now I really have >To hell with that. Hell with C3PO, I'll support R2D2 if I have to >There's only room for one C3PO
>So we know 3PO was made by Ani
Protocol droids are a galactic standard, Ani put pieces he found in the junk and created and initiated his programming, >When and where was R2 manufactured?
Another standard product, he was made to serve Naboo's queen starship. >When was its last memory wipe?
Never.
Some are, some aren't. Memory wipes help in case their personalities starts developing too much. And like it was show in the first movie, they have ways to block droids, Luke just decided to let them be free. There's also cities and planets where droids are full citizens.
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
If you're still watching Ahsoka past the first episode, you're a moronic neckbeard fatso moron who can't keep his gluttony in check. >COMSOOM BOOMSLOP
fU.
There's a night and day difference between Ahsoka and Andor, and this vile corporate propoganda is the antithesis of everything Andor stood for.
Drives me insane that they keep trying to do awful CGI recreation shit when they have her and Ewan right there showing you just fricking recast characters with someone good and move on, people aren't obsessed with absolute purity to the original
This is so bizarre. The people giving "Rings of Power" tons of shit for wearing shirts (fake chainmail) are now defending "Ashoka" for doing the same exact fricking thing?!
I hate these anime cartoon homosexuals shitting up Cinemaphile. I half blame "One Piece".
>The people giving "Rings of Power" tons of shit for wearing shirts (fake chainmail) are now defending "Ashoka" for doing the same exact fricking thing?!
Apart from the voices in your head saying so, how do you know they're the same people?
>This is so bizarre. The people giving "Rings of Power" tons of shit for wearing shirts (fake chainmail) are now defending "Ashoka" for doing the same exact fricking thing?!
Sauce on them being the same people?
> Look, Fartoo, more test subjects for the Singularity. We will meld their minds to AI, their synapses will burn with a hundred nightmares, but they shall be evolved into a most beautiful synergy.
>> Look, Fartoo, more test subjects for the Singularity. We will meld their minds to AI, their synapses will burn with a hundred nightmares, but they shall be evolved into a most beautiful synerg
This is happening right now in Star Wars comics. Like seriously, there is some alien AI or something merging human minds into droid bodies and only Sith can stop it for some reason.
All these replies and nobody has pointed out the OP is a blind moron, you can see they're wires and not a pattern when he turns sideways at the end of the scene
Most replies are people who saw it and said it's the same way it's always been. It took me half the thread to realize OP actually thinks it's a silk screened shirt.
>I hate the Rebels bitterly because I hate the system. The delusion that all men are equal is ridiculous. I feel that I am superior to most Rebels, not only because I am a Chiss but because my cultural and family background are superior. How ironic it is that crude Rebels moisture farmers who wear the uniforms of the New Republic now sit in judgment on me. No matter how educated a rebel might be, he is still a barbaric wompa rat.
I want to glue her eyes shut if you know what I mean.
Please elaborate
cope low budget scifi television is kino
I like the 70s sci-fi aesthetic the most
>low budget
this show is 100 m, it costs as much as EpIII
episode 3 is only a few hours long and was made when inflation wasnt as bad
>episode 3 is only a few hours long
Yes this is why the feature is objectively superior to the television serial and produces objectively superior results and your favorite tv show fricking sucks, stop defending television you tasteless moron.
how much money that goes into movies and tv actually gets used in them and not on some israelites fourth house?
>this show is 100 m, it costs as much as EpIII
in the year 2000, accounting for inflation thats probably 1b now
Not it's not, buck rodgers cuck.
I do love 3PO
At what point does the subversion of putting a Twi'lek, the designated "bawd species" of the galaxy, in a position of success and capability stop being a novelty so we can go back to seeing them as exotic dancers?
she's still a single mother with a mixed-race child
Can Star Wars aliens frick each other? Can they frick humans? By which I mean can they procreate and be sexually compatible; not like fricking a horse. Are Star Wars humans actually called humans?
Can those aliens with the dangly head bits move the heads or are they just big fat tentacles like head breasts?
I need some extended universe gay to answer these questions.
Black person you should've paid attention in your fricking 8th grade biology class
any alien that looks like a person only with blue skin or horns it would have a dick and/or a pussy, that's just how it works
>Are Star Wars humans actually called humans
Yes
They are human but not from Earth. It is a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>They are human but not from Earth.
Is this ever explained in the extended universe? Did the Star Wars humans eventually migrate to Earth?
>any alien that looks like a person only with blue skin or horns it would have a dick and/or a pussy
Is this canon?
>Is this canon?
to reality? yes
any hypothetical aliens that exist right now and are sufficiently evolved to a level resembling us would also developmentally plateau the same way we have, two legs, two arms, hands capable of using complex tools
internal organs might be different to match environment but tool use leads down the same road
except the fish ones and lizard ones, they lay eggs.
>Anon has no prehensile tongue
>Anon cannot form complex machinery using the resin from his anal glands
>Anon turns to mush in 11G environment, AND is useless in moving in zero gravity, AND through the upper cloud layers of a typical gas giant
Sad.
Babies dont come from sex they are manifestations of midichlorians in womens veganas duh. Anakin was made this way, obviously Luke and Leia were as well, there was no gratuitous sweaty sex scene in Ep III. so only explination is dsh foooorrce
You're an idiot. The midichlorians in the mother use the Force to summon a stork to bring the kid, and then the mom's midichlorians are transferred to the baby through breast milk.
>Is this ever explained in the extended universe?
No.
Star Wars is not hard sci-fi. That should have been obvious from the space monks, slug gangster and seeing the Wolfman show up in Mos Eisley.
Star Wars is just a vehicle to tell stories about heros being dashing and cool and villains being devious and calculating. The lightsabers was George geeking on technology. The whole thing is inspired by his love of Buck Rogers and swashbuckling epics.
It's best not to think too hard about Star Wars, because the foundation is basically non-existent. Much of the history was written by fans of the movies who wrote novels, which was promptly rejected by Disney so they could make their own, merchandisable origin story.
Star Wars is whatever you want it to be. It's too bad George didn't just bury it. It would have lived on for a hundred years in fandoms.
iirc Star Wars humans originate from Coruscant, there were two species on the planet, they went to war and the losers left and eventually founded ancient Mandalore, the victors built up Coruscant into the megacity world over tens of thousands of years.
Hyperdrive didn't exist so humanity spread through the galaxy basically sleeper-ship style which is why they ended up everywhere but with many types branched off from stock humanity
>Did the Star Wars humans eventually migrate to Earth?
Pre-Disney there was as a proposed Extended Universe story (that never went through) which would have explained it. The idea was something like a Human colony(?) ship from our Earth in the future went through a wormhole, resulting in it travelling through time and space to a galaxy a long time ago far far away. Other than which was never made canon, the other obvious ideas would be Humans evolved through convergent evolution or in some other way Humans from Earth were magically transported there.
>They are human but not from Earth. It is a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
THEY ARE FROM EARTH.
They are escaped humans from dystopian post-nuclear future Earth that got to the galaxy through a wormhole on a spaceship.
They travelled through both time and space to Corelia IIRC.
Originally THX1138 depicts the Earth they escaped from.
Then they got enslaved by Rakatan empire and seeded on many worlds with their geneds intermixed with alien species allowing them to crossbread so Rakatans could get more slaves easier.
>They are human but not from Earth. It is a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
In the legends canon Humans in Star Wars come from Tattooine, right as they achieved space flight the Rakata came in and started enslaving them, the humans were such a pain in the ass to subjugate that the Rakata opted to just glass the planet and the Sand People are the last denizens of the original culture which adopted an anti-technology stance since they viewed "touching the sky" as the reason the Rakata came in the first place. This backstory has likely been destroyed by Disney.
Humans are native to Coruscant and probably predate the Rakatan empire.
Isn’t that every Twi’lek woman tho?
>At what point does the subversion of putting a Twi'lek, the designated "bawd species" of the galaxy, in a position of success and capability stop being a novelty so we can go back to seeing them as exotic dancers?
When there is an actual real revolution or World War and real hard homies are all that's left.
It's coming, total depravity is a symptom of a culture about to collapse.
The collapse is a natural consequence of mingling with genital mutilationists.
Another symptom of culture about to collapse is a generation of men who think the treatment of twi'leks in disney shows is something even remotely worth caring about
thanks for your wise insights, Dr. Petersen, I'm sure your fantasy Weimar situation will happen any day now and it won't just be you and a bunch of fat angry white guys reeing until you die alone
Many of those bawds are now stay at home mombs with Disney+ accounts.
irregardless I would still slide those leather headpanties off and clap those lekku cheeks
>visible pantylines
FUUUUUU
>irregardless
>the designated "bawd species"
Ah yes the latinas of a galaxy far far away
Weird.
I find white girls to be bawdtier than all others.
The first twilek we ever saw was a scary looking dude who had probably never had consensual sex.
>a scary looking dude who had probably never had consensual sex.
You mean Bib Fortuna? He's a sexual beast. Literally the first thing he asked C3PO was if he wanted to wanga!
if you do not notice on your first viewing, it means it did its job
nothing is perfect when you freeze a single frame and spend hours looking for a single mistake
do you wish they spent 100 grand on a real robot to play the part instead of hiring decent writers?
>do you wish they spent 100 grand on a real robot to play the part instead of hiring decent writers?
they made the original 3p0 for like 200 bucks worth of material in the Sahara desert
and they don't have decent writers
TONY STARK DID THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
lmfao but really tho
Lmfao
Where are the romans now
You're looking at 'em, butthole
I never understood this meme, rome is still a city, they just don't have an empire anymore. Israel didn't exist for houndreds of years until the westerners took pity on the israelites
There might not be romans as such anymore, but there's no israelites either, just khazarian larpers who memed their way to land they have no right to.
>t. Delusional christcuck thoroughly convinced his ancestors were circumcised semites
>instead of hiring decent writers
???
>instead of hiring decent writers?
Are you saying they hire decent writers? Because the writing on yids wars is atrocious.
>if you do not notice on your first viewing, it means it did its job
lmao it was the first thing I noticed
Yet, you never noticed it in anything from 1977 until now?
>do you wish they spent 100 grand on a real robot
Is there any reason they couldn't have just strung some loose wires down there like they did in the 1970s rather than having a 2D print on a t shirt?
Wipe the doodoo off of your eyeballs.
kys Black person
>instead of hiring decent writers
>decent writers
>do you wish they spent 100 grand on a real robot to play the part instead of hiring decent writers?
Anon, what grade are you in?
They didn't hire decent writers either so where is the money going?
>decent writers
Distinguished gentleman on Cinemaphile’s Cinemaphile, please may I have her name
That's Ghislane Maxwell anon
Ghislaine Maxwell, famous human trafficker and socialite with nice jugs. Also, she is currently single.
They literally fricked it up in the Mandalorian by having a cameraman in the fricking shot, and then they fricking edited it after we pointed it out.
Bullshit. Show me.
>Bullshit. Show me.
https://www.google.com/search?q=mandalorian+crew+member+in+shot
Now
This
Is
Redditspacing!
Frick me, someone actually correctly identifying reddit spacing and not just sperging out over paragraphs
Don't listen to them anon I liked your bait
>instead of hiring decent writers?
that's the funniest thing I've heard all week
Sure. They thought about the good writing when cutting costs
What if you pause while going to the bathroom and notice all the bullshit as your walking back into the living room before you sit on your couch? (Hypothetical scenario. I know you're a bugman living in a pod or your childhood bedroom)
perfect bait
Member 3PO?
He was their way of not having to deefake someone into When Harry Met Sally/The Burbs-era Carrie Fisher.
>Jap senator losing his shit
>"YOU DISOBEYED THE ORDER, I HEREBY NOTION IN FAVOR OF FRICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL YOU STUPID b***h"
>3po arrives
>"I have this document with excuses"
>ok then
Goodness gracious me, it seems I have totally disarmed you with….protocol.
>cue trailer for THREEPIO THE SERIES
You know, a C3PO court drama could be kino.
For me it would be a C3PO and Jar Jar buddy cop show where they are detectives.
what the frick happened to jar jar after the clone wars
i think in old eu he regretted his decision to give sheev emergency powers back in ep 2 and spent the rest of his life as an entertainer
in nuwars he was ostracized for giving sheev emergency powers despite every single senator in the room supporting it at the time and died in exile or some shit
Filoni's crass fan service is so obnoxious.
>Jap senator losing his shit
>"YOU DISOBEYED THE ORDER, I HEREBY NOTION IN FAVOR OF FRICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL YOU STUPID b***h"
>3po arrives
>"I have this document with excuses"
>ok then
Just goes to show how corrupt and inefficient the Republic is.
Only a matter of time before another charismatic politician with an IQ above 100 takes it over.
if that guy isnt working with/for the imperial remnants then his character makes no sense at all
Subverted expectations, a long time a go a Star Wars director by the name of Rian Johnson passed this lesson down to us.
Yeah it's pretty obvious this is what they're doing. In Disney canon, the First Order actually broke off from the New Republic government.
>episode comes to a halt
>everyone in the room stops having their gay little meeting to sit in awe of threepio
Stupid fricking scene.
Did they actually get Anthony Daniels to voice him?
It is him, he throws an absolute shitfit at the mere suggestion anyone even thinks about being 3p0. He even voices him in every piece of shit throwaway game etc.
chad
Of course they did. It's probably him in the suit, too. C-3P0 had a blink and you'll miss him cameo in OWK series, too.
You know, if you obsessively critique the costumes and sets in the original movie, there’s a lot of shit like this in there too.
no there isn't, there's not modern convenience shit in the original movie
there's crap that was thrown together in a day that became iconic because it looked like junky shit and not the Target version of junky shit
It’s literally the same, dude.
no it isn't
actual wires glued onto material isn't the same as material with a pattern on it
I’m looking at them side by side and unless you autistically analyze it, you can’t fricking tell.
Yes you can, you're just moronic.
Ask literally anyone who isn’t on this site if they thought it looked weird. Guarantee most people didn’t notice in any way. It looked fine to me until I saw you morons analyzing it like the Zapruder film.
>I didn't notice it was worse until more observant people than me pointed it out, that excuses it completely!
there's nothing worse than a spazzy nerd who isn't even smart
The only thing different is that the black part doesn’t have the same ridges in it. You can’t even tell that unless you pause it and zoom in.
>the only thing different is the part where it's clearly 2D wires on black fabric instead of wires glued onto black fabric
yes, tardbaby
that's the entire point of the thread, it looks worse and probably cost more
>a shirt cost more
HURR DURR
You can debate me without resorting to misrepresenting my argument through greentext misquotes. Also, those wires are not 2D, fricking Ray Charles mongoloid.
>I didn't notice any difference, but now my point is that I'm also an expert noticer so stop trying to argue with me
You're a waterhead baby
Yeah I’m looking at it now that you tards blew it out of proportion only for me to see that you’re full of shit.
No, you're just a moron and (even worse) a shill.
No, I just have eyes. The only thing is that the black doesn’t have ridges, sure. No one would notice that unless they went out of their way to sleuth that shit. Also, watch the actual footage in motion because those wires clearly aren’t printed on.
>I just have eyes, that's why I pretended not to notice and now pretend I'm an expert
You wouldn’t notice it at first unless you wanted to pick it apart. All you guys do on here is nitpick every detail as if it has any bearing on anything whatsoever.
>All you guys do on here
Then maybe you should go back
No, I too would prefer better posting
>half threads are b***hing about israelites and goyslop
>other half are threads are about potm goyslop
frick
I’ve been on here for a decade and a half. Doesn’t mean the crippling autism of the lot of you doesn’t still bother me.
>I've been here for
Then really b***hing like a redditor shouldn't still be your fallback plan in an argument
You forgot the * in r*ddit, newbie.
I didn't "forget" anything here from the mid 2010s, I just ignored it when it happened and still do.
Now keep defending gay Disney star wars shit to prove how much more of a jaded Cinemaphile oldgay you are than me
If you’re going to bash a show, bash it for something that it’s actually doing and not some manufactured outrage over a damn piece of a costume that is completely not noticeable and inconsequential to the content of the show. That’s all I’m saying. Your criticism becomes worthless when you make shit up.
>Stop attacking multibillion dollar corporations, chuds!
>I am very smart and I'm proud of how smart I am and I NEED others to acknowledge how smart I am to notice these details and if they did not notice these same details themselves they are in fact moronic
>yes, intelligence is based on how well you notice details in a Star Wars tv show and how much they enrage you, and how angry you get when others claim to not notice or be bothered by them
I'm 50/50 between him lying or just being moronic
Ahem...
>fluent in over six million sex positions
getting horny now
How the frick is a 7 "Near-Mint"?
Honestly even if they payed me like 100k an episode to be in this. I would do it, but I would feel deeply ashamed.
>100k an episode
I would bet that no one except the producers and directors are hitting that rate
If I were MEW I would accept nothing less. She is a low-frequency A-list actress.
she probably made way over that in total, but per episode I sincerely doubt it
Episode 1 > everything else
>Disney didn't know 3PO had a silver leg
God it's so infuriating how they never gave a single frick
Only in the OT. He was full golden in Episode III. Something happened inbetween that he got a silve one. Makes sense that in more stable times they decided to fix him after the war.
But then why is his arm red?
He was fisting your mom while she was on her period.
ah mom. she always had a heavy flow.
His phantom pain.
According to JJ, it was just a way to show that this was his 3PO. They made a shitty comic about a ship full of droids crashing, 3PO lost it's arm and one droid that couldn't survive just gave his, so he kept it for a while as a memento.
Because JJ is a dork.
Metal Gear solid 5 reference
They let JJ Abrams give him a red arm as a reference to fricking metal gear solid 5
why are we still here? just to suffer?
They also didn't know his left arm wasn't red. LOL are they stupid or what?
Just a reminder that they gave him a red arm only to change it behind the scenes halfway through the film for no reason.
lol how the frick do they do these kinds of cheap mistakes over and over again?
Is this from a commercial? Surely this "our team has been working hard to bring you the freshest...." crane shot is not actually in a star wars movie?
Just JJ Abrams (trying to emulate Spielberg).
how stupid are the audience that they knew that nobody would care if they actually did lucasian camera and editing vs just having the literal actors on screen who are leia and han etc
No. JJ is just a shitty director.
I meant that they changed it back in the film with no explanation. They might as well keep it red then.
>They might as well keep it red then.
Yeah, or they might not. Doesn't matter, because the arm never mattered.
>for no reason
The reason unironically was merchandise sales. DIfferent costume = different figurines = braindead collectors spending twice the money.
Same reason BB8 and Baby Yoda were made.
i forgot how bad these movies looked
fricking teletubbies hills in the back
It's hilarious that all I see is the MGSV arm.
why does his dick get bigger?
It's a new crotch piece. It's also a different color.
One of these is a pic of a toy, the other 3 are pics of the screen-used costumes (or puppet).
>The real C3PO is building his own nation without borders
>We will guard the fake C3PO until his will is done
>9 years ago I thought I lost everything. Now I really have
>To hell with that. Hell with C3PO, I'll support R2D2 if I have to
>There's only room for one C3PO
FATHEEEEER
YOU PROMISED ME FLESH
I legit cannot tell the difference.. its really no big deal. They have way worse prop designs than this in a multitude of new Starslop shows/movies.
C3PO waving his arms around trying to be relevant in an important event is peak 3PO
can you see the camera and the 'volume' sensor shits in his chrome?
no?
I don't mean in the picture, i mean in the show (gayit "erm, noO?")
PUTAgay here - I have to fricking KNOW for this episode if she shows her bum... Does she?
Yes, Disney Star Wars shows are very ass-heavy shows
Why is she wearing a slice of pizza
So we know 3PO was made by Ani
When and where was R2 manufactured? When was its last memory wipe?
>So we know 3PO was made by Ani
Protocol droids are a galactic standard, Ani put pieces he found in the junk and created and initiated his programming,
>When and where was R2 manufactured?
Another standard product, he was made to serve Naboo's queen starship.
>When was its last memory wipe?
Never.
Are droids self-aware? If so, don't they all represent an existential threat to all other life in the galaxy?
Some are, some aren't. Memory wipes help in case their personalities starts developing too much. And like it was show in the first movie, they have ways to block droids, Luke just decided to let them be free. There's also cities and planets where droids are full citizens.
we should all go full Vong in those heretical machines
C-3PUTA
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
If you're still watching Ahsoka past the first episode, you're a moronic neckbeard fatso moron who can't keep his gluttony in check.
>COMSOOM BOOMSLOP
fU.
There's a night and day difference between Ahsoka and Andor, and this vile corporate propoganda is the antithesis of everything Andor stood for.
Okay.
Did they run out of third world CGI sweatshops to do business with or something?
The space whales looked bad but everything else was alright. Probably reused EA BF2 assets. Those still look alright.
Genevieve O'Reilly has been playing Mon Mothma for almost twenty years now.
Looking good for it.
Drives me insane that they keep trying to do awful CGI recreation shit when they have her and Ewan right there showing you just fricking recast characters with someone good and move on, people aren't obsessed with absolute purity to the original
Solo hurt us so badly man
Poor woman has to shill the product now.
Watching her promo on EW
Very pretty still
mommy
>at least a decade after Rogue One and Andor
>she looks exactly the same
Seamen diet
There is actual research that says semen has properties that if applied to skin provides anti-aging benefit.
I told my girlfriend it also has negative calories. Worked as planned.
Momma!
oh wow that's interesting
why can't porn artists draw for shit
This is so bizarre. The people giving "Rings of Power" tons of shit for wearing shirts (fake chainmail) are now defending "Ashoka" for doing the same exact fricking thing?!
I hate these anime cartoon homosexuals shitting up Cinemaphile. I half blame "One Piece".
>The people giving "Rings of Power" tons of shit for wearing shirts (fake chainmail) are now defending "Ashoka" for doing the same exact fricking thing?!
Apart from the voices in your head saying so, how do you know they're the same people?
>This is so bizarre. The people giving "Rings of Power" tons of shit for wearing shirts (fake chainmail) are now defending "Ashoka" for doing the same exact fricking thing?!
Sauce on them being the same people?
> Look, Fartoo, more test subjects for the Singularity. We will meld their minds to AI, their synapses will burn with a hundred nightmares, but they shall be evolved into a most beautiful synergy.
>> Look, Fartoo, more test subjects for the Singularity. We will meld their minds to AI, their synapses will burn with a hundred nightmares, but they shall be evolved into a most beautiful synerg
This is happening right now in Star Wars comics. Like seriously, there is some alien AI or something merging human minds into droid bodies and only Sith can stop it for some reason.
Lucas was already lazy with C3PO. He wasn't selling enough toys so Lucas gave him the FU treatment.
it's not a shirt. You can see that they're wires when he turns to the side, noob.
I don't get it what am i looking at
The "wires" are actually stripes on a shirt.
but isnt that what c3po always had?
MEW is so fricking hot.
after force awakens i was retroactively ashamed of ever being interested in starwars and refuse to admit i was ever a fan
>That fricking fruitcake senator is still a senator in Star Wars Resistance.
test
>Relax guy, those are just wires. Let them do their thing, they're not hassling you, right?
I've skipped through each episode, spent approximately 10 minutes with each one and I must say this show sucks
why is rd2d still around, isn't he 100 years old now
how the frick does it look this cheap? what the frick is the money being spent on?
All these replies and nobody has pointed out the OP is a blind moron, you can see they're wires and not a pattern when he turns sideways at the end of the scene
Most replies are people who saw it and said it's the same way it's always been. It took me half the thread to realize OP actually thinks it's a silk screened shirt.
>HEY GUYS REMEMBER CP-30 REMEMBER HIM FROM THE ORIGINAL MOVIES? WATCH OUR SLOP SUUUUU-EEEEE COME ON GOYPIGGIES WATCH OUR FRICKING SLOP ALREADY
That's how it always was
>I hate the Rebels bitterly because I hate the system. The delusion that all men are equal is ridiculous. I feel that I am superior to most Rebels, not only because I am a Chiss but because my cultural and family background are superior. How ironic it is that crude Rebels moisture farmers who wear the uniforms of the New Republic now sit in judgment on me. No matter how educated a rebel might be, he is still a barbaric wompa rat.
I KNOW THAT ROBOT AHHHHH OMG I RECOGNIZE THE THING!!!!
Star Wars is utter shit.
the force is female, chud.
What are you pathetic nerds ssuprised about, that it isn't stained with cheetos?
The entire courtroom scene was pure cringe.
Took you 46 years to notice?
Her makeup looks so weird.
So glad real Star Wars canon (pic related) isn't this bad
Zero ass shots in this episode
Director Geeta Patel
There were a few very quick glances of Sabine's ass, easy to miss though.
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