A girl said I was “probably a manprostitute” because I own exclusively black underwear. This isn’t actually a thing, right? Have I been signalling things without knowing it?
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A girl said I was probably a manwhore because I own exclusively black underwear.
Women will pretend the orbit of Saturn affects their mood. I wouldn't read too much into it.
>planet is so big its gravity effects the entire solar system
>but me a human? I'm too strong to be affected by such things!
Anti astrology is midwittery
Prove gravity affects my mood though.
>implying the slop that 99% of mercury in retrograde prostitutes use remotely resembles astrology
dimwit
Black person, the orbit of Saturn is long and slow as frick, it affects much more than your mood
Proof?
BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL
That's a thing from an anime (Kaguya-sama). The female MC mistakenly believes that's what men wearing black underwear implies. Your girl is either a weeb or a dumbass (or both)
I own black underwear so you can't see the shit stains
I wear red underwear for similar reasons.
>I wear red underwear for similar reasons
>similar but.... different reasons...
>scratch my ass
>it's all wet
Well, time for red underwear
Same
same kek, I don't typically shit myself but why even take that risk
Made for Big Black Underwear.
I used to wear bikini briefs, I thought they were 'sporty'
>A girl said I was “probably a manprostitute” because I own exclusively black underwear. This isn’t actually a thing, right? Have I been signalling things without knowing it?
she's flirting with you
I dont think so. but then again I own multiple colors
Women really do just say whatever they want whenever they want and believe there will not be any consequences.
I stopped wearing a gold watch because homosexuals kept cold approaching me and hitting on me.
It's truly baffling.
I don't think it's the gold watch bro... you might have a really gay looking face.
It started when I put the watch on, and stopped when I stopped wearing it. Genuinely sickening.
>90s/2000s
>kid gets their ear pierced
>tell them they got it on the ear that is code for being gay
every time
KEK didn't know other people did this.
genetic memory
yea gold is kinda gay unless you're like 50 then it's chad
>he didn't get a sneedmaster for the girls
based.
yeah, I figured it out after the fifteenth time a homosexual tried to hit on me in the supermarket in a span of two months.
A gay guy was buying me drinks at a bar during a work event and I was very confused until I spotted him try to drug my drink.
>I spotted him try to drug my drink
sure bud, even then, free drugs
I have never been more repulsed in my life, even when a Black person out of the blue threatened to shoot me at the bus stop now that I think about it, I also think he thought I was gay lmao
I don't want to end up on one of those UK tabloid front pages
Didn't Kaguya have a scene about how certain underwear makes you a manprostitute
>gold watch
good morning sir, do not redeem
indians are too repulsive even for gays and it was before I knew about indians
She's right. The pairs of black underwear I own, I always wear when I've got a date or go out with the chance of finding a hook up. It's a sex color.
I wear boxer briefs and they tend to be black, gray, or blue.
moronic logic.
Black underwear would show pre-cum/cum stains the hardest over any other color
I don't own any white underwears or white socks
all my underwaear is black too
but started out white
When women say shit like that. They are attracted to you. 2 things op:
>firstly. Within 10-15 seconds of meeting a woman she has already decided if shes going to have sex with you. It doesn't matter what the context of meeting her is. At the bar? At work? Introduction from another friend at a function. It doesn't matter if you intend on hitting on her, or not. This is just how they are wired.
>Number 2 when a women is attracted to you, they thing every single woman is also attracted to you. They will prod you with things like "Your underwear is black? You probably sleep around huh?" Just to see what you are about. Because she has already made up her mind that she is attracted to you.
t. chad sex-haver and woman understander.
I'm open for other questions.
Not that anon, but I want to add on, these questions are to reinforce their belief that every woman is attracted to you. If you answer "no actually, I don't talk to a lot of women", they will become immediately disinterested. They don't want what other women don't want. They may make up their mind visually after meeting you, but this makes or breaks the deal:
>Whats wrong with him that women don't want him?? I better stay away..
HEEEELP RAAAAAPE NOOOOO I DONT CONSEEEENT AAAAAIIEEEEE
Is pic related accurate?
I feel like the logic here is that they care what their underwear looks like as opposed to wearing white man-panties
boxer shorts are the way to go, briefs are too restricting
First time talking to a woman? This is what they do, Anon. They make up shit wholecloth from their imagination and then they believe it as though they saw the evidence with their own eyes.
Haven't you heard the old joke about a wife slapping her husband in the morning for what she saw him do in a dream?
It's not a joke at all, it happens all the time. That's what women are like. They're like little kids who think monsters are under the bed. It's real to them! You can't explain to a little kid that monsters aren't real, and you can't convince a woman that her imagination isn't "woman's intuition."
They are very intuitive, it's just that less than half of what they intuit is remotely accurate.
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I'm open for other questions.
When I'm drunk, I'm super charismatic/extroverted (sober I'm an autist usually, but still ok with women, but they usually approach me in that situation). I do extremely well at bars with women, but never past it because I usually don't care enough about them to pursue them, and don't really have any interest in hooking up.
My question: something like 70% of the time, I talk to women at bars, they get obviously flirty, and I agree with all your observations and have noticed it myself. 25% of the time, they make it extremely obvious they're not interested. The other 5%, some girls with "bully" me. I get the feeling they think I'm some confident guy and want to "take me down a peg". This has happened multiple times, but I've had people that do this later say they had feelings for me. I wonder if you've had this happen and if its another flirting tactic. Because its so fricking weird to me to be "bullied" by a woman
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>women bully me
Not that anon but you are a fricking moron. They were playing like we play when we are little boys. They were trying to measure you. They pressured you and acted tough to understand if you cant get along. I'm an ESLgay so it's hard to convey what I'm trying to say. But know that you didn't get 'bullied' by women and never ever say this to anyone, especially to a woman. Next time you got 'bullied', play along with her. I don't mean to act like a pussy. If she jokingly harassing you, do the same to her. But jokingly. Or act like you're not fazed. But it's hard to do this right. You have to understand every little context about the way she speaks and acts. Frick I wish I wasn't an ESL.
You explained it right though, i got what you mean
I kiss you anon. I just wanted to say more but I can't. It is so frustrating sometimes. It good that you understood what I mean tho. Hope you'll do better next time a woman try to measure you by acting tough.
I'm not the bullied guy but i'm flattered nonetheless
It's called a "shittest", they shit on you as a test and if you take it seriously you lost the test. If you don't take her seriously, for instance laugh it off or just insult her back you pass. But you can't show emotion.
just say "thats right, you dont get to see my private underwear"
its a rabbit hole to think too long about stuff like that
Tfw no bent-neck lady gf
I don't wear any underwear.
I once had a tinder date accuse me of living in a vacation rental because my place was so sparse and tidy.
Why do you give a frick what women think?
Yes
Idgi. Can someone explain the blavk boxers thing to brainlet here?
ZAMN she's like Eva Green 2.0!
I wear black underwear so I can pretend I'm Roy Batty.
You were bawd-shamed. Call the UN.
Whats a manprostitute?
>black underwear
>obvious shiny precum stain after a long date with an oozing semi
Take the patternpill
damn you gotta tell us more
>he doesn’t exclusively wear women’s pads as underwear
Your dick and balls are being constricted in place. Meanwhile my phallus and testes are being cupped by a cloud as if Atlas himself is supporting me
Women have their own world of language, memes and lore with stuff like "The Ick", "resting b***h face" and Taylor Swift. I imagine no man thinks about this with underwear but I bet at least a third of women in their late teens to early 30s thinks this.
Idk I've been commando since I was like 8, so much easier not having to worry about buying an extra article of clothing