A Good Girl's Guide To Murder Releases July 1st

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ddWvCw1FTEU

Starring Emma "Snood" Myers

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's filtered to hell in that photo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They even removed her belly button

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ate it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I took it. It's all mine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makeup can only cover up so so much

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >british accent
    MY DICK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >british accent

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will watch it for she

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this one's gonna hit the wall earlier than usual. you hate to see it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's 22 with no wall in sight. Millie Bobby Brown walled at 19.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does a 22 year old need to be completely caked in makeup

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Makeup can only cover up so so much

          This is her without makeup.

          Your eggs are all dried up and no one lusts after your roast beef anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's still wearing makeup, you delusional moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gorgeous

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would go to war in her name

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As it should be

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *licks her face repeatedly*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >without makeup

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            beautiful israeli princess

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You take that back right fricking now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snood is israeli (and that's a good thing)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No she isnt. Stop with the hate speech

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She really isn't but ok. German father (Meyers) and Greek on her mothers side

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ~~*Myers*~~

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meyers is a israeli last name. Nobody carries that name in germany except for israelites

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Snoodgay
                >The dumbest person in the universe who coincidentally also has the shittiest taste in waifus

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Typical shipgay smear campaign

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gross b***h

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                for you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets called out for being a moron
                >starts posting trannies
                oh it makes sense now.
                he was projecting.
                he is a israelite.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you really are mentally impaired
                always replying with the dumbest shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meyers is a israeli last name. Nobody carries that name in germany except for israelites

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf are those scruffy bits in her hair??! dendruffs... or dried cum? she looks so haggard.......

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There can only be one, good girl.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A SNOOD Girl's Guide To Murder!
    C'mon Cinemaphile I can't be the only comedic genius on this board!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based on book where she kisses her love interest
    >they cast a pajeet as her love interest
    kek, can't wait for the meltdowns when people start posting webms of them kissing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/ chuds will unironically cheer and clap when their waifu kisses a white man
      This is why nobody takes your kind seriously when you actively engage in cuckoldry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking I even bother going to /misc/
        >thinking she's my waifu
        lmao
        The waifugays are who'll be having meltdowns soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pajeet in the shitty books as well.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her bf is a Pajeet in this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's playing a br*t so it makes sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dropped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Englishman actually

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOOOD MORNING SAAAR

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waaaaahhhhhh toooooo cute!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When a girl can properly pull off anime hair, you know shes a generational cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      corr that's a cute snood

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s an angel on earth. I will watch everything she’s in.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can "men" that spend their free time here, be so superficial and judgemental.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rostie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember, you're the creator of your own misery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incels
      >men

      2 different creatures.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this shit thread still up? The content is nothing but various variants of "I want frick Snood".
    Jannies are moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i knew i smelled roast beef

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up you hypocrite
        you're sniffing your own farts

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want frick Snood

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was lucy hale and got excided but it's this ugly creature instead

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incoming story about white girl who discovers the evil ways of white men alongside her altruistic pajeet bf

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Queen of Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I guess Violet has to wait her turn.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The beauty of Snood.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor girl has no chin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girl has feminine chin
        >latent homosexuals who want their women to look like Jay Leno start sperging

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >feminine chin
          That's no chin. You're just fricking moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do your parents know you're gay?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does her accent sound like a upper class british milf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a 22 year old american girl sounding like a 57 year old british woman is bizarre

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I like that's the picture you chose to post lol

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's jay leno

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      faceblind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinlet babies with her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >babies
      Snoodlings*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Snoodlings
        *Snoodturds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >babies
      Snoodlings*

      I love her so much.. it hurts..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinless freak

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're only interested in Sarah Gadon kinos

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have more pics of that black outfit that showed her tummy?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snood a cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that nose is made for kissu~

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would give her a bath

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have been secretly photoshopping her pics to give her a chin and reposting them. lmao you have pics of her saved that are not what she really looks like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snood is life

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect wife material

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the bottom part

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being fed milk by Snood
      Does that dumbass goat know how lucky it is?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somebody post the webm clips of her ice skating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perfect

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTAbut was going to post something to that effect

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly lewd body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cum collector™

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >snood and kiki are both eggroll connoisseurs
    based
    sabrina started off good...just like wednesday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not a single person watched this shit show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 (four) seasons of Sabrina speak a different language and fans were screeching autistically for a fifth season. Wednesday has none of that and barely makes it to a second season because it's hype is fake and generated by netflix. There are no Snooddoods or Ortegafans. The second season will be DOA if it ever gets out of "production". Kiki won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did she get hit in the face with a sledgehammer or something? this is honestly really unsettling to look at

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer state of the Twaddle they feed adolescent girls. This is a doomed culture.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a compilation of her rubbing her smelly c**t in guys faces and the guys are just like "OH FRICK! YOUR FRICKING c**t STINKS, b***h!I'M GONNA FRICKING DIE!"

    Then she just brzps for hours

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Snoodtard getting desperate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kikigay trying to get attention

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post her tummy

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's ONE guy who spams her and Merced. He's creating fake discussion in the threads to make it seem like there are more people posting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like you have schizophrenia anon. is any of this based on anything tangible or is it all just headcannon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thread grinds to a halt and travels to page 10
        >suddenly you get 3-5 new replies in a short timeframe
        >some talk even to themselves
        >thread grinds to a hold again and moves to page 10
        >rinse repeat
        Also the threads are never discussing movies or tv yet they get never deleted while other waifus get deleted in a nanosecond

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/shorts/

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