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The first strand-type movie.
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Im only interested for Shinji Mikami.
why? he's just gonna blabble something about how great and creative hideo is, like all the others. I like his games but he has become soooo fricking cringe since he left Konami. I blame Geoff Keighly for pushing Hideo as the smartest person that ever lived. Just look at the video with George Miller when they talk about Death Stranding. He has no idea what he is looking at but talks about how Hideo is a great visionary mind. I suspect it went like this:
>George Mirrer-San, I rike Furry Road. I have put a great quote for it on the Bluray-Box in Japan. Let's eat some sushi and then we film a commercial for my game.
FRICK OFF BACK TO YOUR GAYMING SHITHOLE YOU MOTHERFRICKER
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It's unusable right now.
Spiderman 2 getting ZERO awards destroyed the board.
did spiderman 2 actually get zero awards? that's hilarious, but fitting. didn't understand the hype the first got
Was it ever usable? Only way to get some answers is with the most obnoxious bait, even /misc/ is more intelligent than Cinemaphile.
You mean the GOTY awards bullshit? Is it over?
Are they happy it got zero rewards? If so, then it's the exact opposite of unusable.
This narcissistic egomaniac made a documentary about himself now?
George Miller?
you can look that part up on youtube. It gives you an idea about this "documentary" aka self-commercial
>IT'S OK WHEN KOJIMA DOES IT
EL STEVE JOBS DE LOS VIDEOJUEGOS
Say what you will about Kojumbo, but he's able to rub elbows with Hollywood at will through the sheer power of narcissism. You think Mads or Conan had any fricking clue what Metal Gear Solid was before they posed for photos with him? Before they agreed to perform in his next game?
Goddamn this rat face is so close at live streaming himself sucking his own dick, I swear.
Whoever manages his PR deserves all the money he gets, he became the statutory Nippon friend of all A Listers despite not speaking English for shit.
>troony colors
He is dating Hunter Schafer after all.
>Kojima
>kino
mutually exclusive
>Shinya Tsukamoto
I'll watch his clip.
Will the director's cut show him being smug while working (and going on a date) with every Cinemaphile waifu?
What's funny with all the creators praising him in several clips and on his podcast is, that they never explicitly state what's great about him or his work. They just spout vague compliments like "visionary" or "incredible mind" and sometimes drop something like "yeah psycho mantis so crazy", but the more you listen to it, the more you get the feeling that it's just a load of bullcrap. I was really looking forward to his podcast, but my god it's unbearable. He has no shame.
It's just
>le edgy funny bugman
This is what you get if the rest of the gaming industry is even worse than the crap he shits out.
A game like Death Stranding in the early 2000s would've just been another niche game nobody cares about that might have gotten some popularity 10-15 years later but nothing more.
The most punchable face in the entertainment industry's history.
Talented but his ego is so huge it can be seen from space.
Rieko Kodama dies and is barely acknowledged, while Kojima is fawned over ridiculously.
He's basically like a Japanese version of JJ Abrams. Same mix of talent and hackery and insane ability to self promote.
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Not often we see churches interviewed in documentaries.
Kino incoming
Thank God he never got his hands on silent hill.
Watched the trailer and it was cringe, even by Kojima standards. It's true that part of what Kojima funny is that he believes his own hype, but a 90 minute ad about himself is too much.