I remember a story in the bible about a king who got assassinated who was such a fat corpulent frick, that the dagger put into his body got sucked in and he was basically unharmed.
The second that old homosexual starts calling me fat and worthless, I'm saying "you work for me, pal. I pay my taxes and your job is to train me to go to war and shut the frick up in the meantime." If he doesn't shut the frick up, I tell him "okay dude, if you don't want my help, good luck fighting the war yourself. See ya" and I grab my fricking hat and coat and leave.
Yeah you are getting ass fricked by the whole platoon. Theres no laws or people who give a shit about you once you are in the military. They have their own set of rules which says, anyone who doesnt listen gets beaten, raped and thrown into military prison till they get tired of raping and beating you then they destroy your future by telling everyone what they did to you. I participated in beating the shit out of my fellow trainee because my CO told me to, the guy killed himself and we go in to drill this weekend.
IS CHOW ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS, OP ANON?
would the doughnut have stopped the bullet?
Only if it was a hole doughnut.
No. But listening to him would have. And that's what no one did.
I knew a guy who was so fat his grotesque body stopped a bullet from reaching his organs. so probably
I remember a story in the bible about a king who got assassinated who was such a fat corpulent frick, that the dagger put into his body got sucked in and he was basically unharmed.
Donuts are powerful
yea
even a plain donut with a side packet of welch's strawberry
Name one thing he did wrong
Holy Jesus, what is that?
WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT?!
WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?
kekking imagining him coming in there saying that shit with him already dead
well, what have we got here, a fricking comedian.
The second that old homosexual starts calling me fat and worthless, I'm saying "you work for me, pal. I pay my taxes and your job is to train me to go to war and shut the frick up in the meantime." If he doesn't shut the frick up, I tell him "okay dude, if you don't want my help, good luck fighting the war yourself. See ya" and I grab my fricking hat and coat and leave.
Two impossibly large dudes grab you by the arms and drag your Reddit ass to a shed.
I inform them that they work for me and that they can call me "boss." I pay my taxes.
Yeah you are getting ass fricked by the whole platoon. Theres no laws or people who give a shit about you once you are in the military. They have their own set of rules which says, anyone who doesnt listen gets beaten, raped and thrown into military prison till they get tired of raping and beating you then they destroy your future by telling everyone what they did to you. I participated in beating the shit out of my fellow trainee because my CO told me to, the guy killed himself and we go in to drill this weekend.
Such is life in russia.
Why didn't recruit Joker beat this guy silly?
BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T SHIT
Didn't the drill sergeant already love him by the end of the boot camp?
He probably turn into some special force ranger if he didn't off himself there
to be fair, depending on the donut, etc., they're pretty damn good. not blow your mind good, but it'll leave a tingle in your dingle.
Private pile your a jelly donut bbrrrrppp
>become a super soldier suddenly
>then have a nice day
Wtf was his problem? He should have killed himself when he was a fat frick moron
a bullet cannot make a bullethole if there's already a hole
Why didnt the bullet damage the wall behind his head?
because it's a bullet
hiiiiii joker