>a million jokes
>none of them funny
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>a million jokes. >none of them funny
>a million jokes
>none of them funny
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also im trans if that matters
You must be great fun to be around
Original did it better.
Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow
gay?
ESL or Zoomer?
You decide
>Written by
>Jim Abrahams
>David Zucker
>Jerry Zucker
SAVE ME FELLOW ARYANS
She likes blackhearted men, she likes a little edge.
The troonyjannies REALLY don’t like this joke for some reason. Even out of context
jannies pic related
get and no
Jannies recently have just been handing out bans over every little thing because being (truthfully) called homosexuals is starting to get to them
The joke is that interracial relationships used to be heavily frowned upon. Zoomers won't get it.
why do these kids look 30 years old.
>>a million jokes
>>none of them funny
but enough about Cinemaphile, let's discuss the film "Airplane!"
now that's funny!
That's a roundabout way to say you weren't born in the 20th century.
>I picked the wrong time to quit smokin'
Massive L OP u bozo
>stop calling me Shirley
shit was gold and you're a double giga moron nogger for not comprehending word play
wordplay is toxic kryptonite to the ESL.
Surely you can't be serious.
I am fr fr and don't deadname me bruh that shih not bussin bihh
I get that contrarianism is the native language on this board but when you post such nonsensical, easily dismissed b8, you’re just doing yourself a disservice by wasting your own time.
I agree, it's not funny
kareem abdul jabaar being the pilot was pretty funny
>you try dragging them up and down that court every nigiht
He was the co pilot. He even said it like two words without the hyphen.
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
>it's an entirely different kind of flying
>it's an entirely different kind of flying
Lets say its an entirely different kind of comedy altogether.
>Its an entirely different kind of comedy.
Only OP can blow the manual inflation nozzle hard enough for the plane not to crash.
OP is delusional. Get him to a hospital immediately.
A hospital? What is it?
it's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
reported for trolling outside b
Roger, Roger
What's your vector, Victor?
We have clearance, Clarence
Frick you OP
Having grown up on the east coast and in the south, I never understood this scene as all the airports I had been in were occupied by normal people. The first time I flew into SEATAC on the west coast, I understood exactly what this scene was about...
I wish the Airplane was actually how airports were. I've flown from Denver to Boston Logan and the only thing I thought was cool was seeing the big blue fricker at night
>Make an airport, but evil
Why did the do this?
Very good question.
I have no fricking idea. I'm not really superstitious but all the weird shit in the airport and adding the evil looking horse, it's just too much weirdness to not be done on purpose.
Maybe it's the freemasons or illuminati or maybe it's just whoever they keep putting in charge is 'avin a giggle.
I saw they even had signs up making jokes about their reputation which seems too on the nose, like hiding in plain sight shit. Like how they hide area 51 there's something about that that doesn't quite jelq with me.
I like to believe there is hidden shit deep beneath the ground that would cause a lot of problems if they were ever uncovered.
weve already seen this happen, sorta. tons of stuff about the deep isolated water pockets in places and antartica and stuff that has organisms and bacteria that has evolved and developed on its own for like thousands of years. its just not "sexy/scary" like "if the ice melts we flood like a movie!", and instead its "well there might be some bacteria that just kills all the flies and this domino effect leads to us all starving or some shit"
You know the sculptor was killed by that thing too
When he was sculpting the penis it fell on him and choked him to death, right?
No. It did fall and crush him. Then his wife had it completed and it's stood by DIA ever since. I love the statue.
I grew up flying out of LAX and am old enough to remember it as depicted in the film, complete with the hare krishnas and the "white zone is for immediate loading and unloading" announcement over the speakers, which I swear was only gotten rid of in the last decade, but maybe it's been a little longer.
>LAX
>hare krishnas
That place was like flying in and out of fricking Calcutta, it didn't even seem like it was in the US.
How old is the "hero leaves a trail of defeated enemies" trope
OP has been in a Turkish prison
It's true it didn't age very well, but I'm sure it must have been a blast when it came out. No wonder boomers at the time labeled it the funniest movie ever.
For today's standard, it's kinda meh. Naked Gun is an order of magnitude funnier, imho.
I think it's aged extremely well and better than most comedies
I lose it every time Leslie gives that one extra slap.
>Naked Gun is an order of magnitude funnier, imho
yeah out of all the boomer parody movies this is the one i liked the most.
shit like spaceballs and blazing saddles is so cringe. austin powers is ok tho.
>blazing saddles
>cringe
up yours, Black person
Like 1% of blazing saddles is funny, most of the stuff with Heddy Lammar is actively unfunny.
Blazing still holds up because it was already parodying a genre that was old at the time (westerners).
Boomers are required to find israeliteslop funny and will clap like seals
Zoomer detected.
it's the gold standard for every dweep that considers himself funny
I dont give a frick what you think as long as there is no Leslie slander here
I watched it the other day for the first time and it was pretty funny.
Student Bodies gets compared to it a lot though and I actually thought that one was funnier, recommend it to Airplane fans.
Frick yeah, thanks for the recommendation anon. Watching it tonight
>thanks for the recommendation anon. Watching it tonight
Hope you enjoy, I thought it had a lot of good jokes in it. Similar kind of silly humor to Airplane, but with a slasher movie format.
I'm going to rewatch this and the sequel right now. Thanks OP!
>What was it we had for dinner tonight?
>Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.
>Yes, yes I remember I had lasagna.
The red lane is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is no stopping in the white lane.
Oh don't start with your red lane white lane bullshit
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RED LANE WHITE LANE BULLSHIT
what do you expect from boomer slop. all these old farts watching this movie need to change their depends.
do you like films about gladiators?
Is this legit untranslatable media? It relies so much on wordplay that I can't imagine most of the jokes coming across in other languages, let alone non-western ones
this was on HBO or cinimax back in the 90s. Watched it with my mom when I was like 8 or something. What was my mom thinking? There was boobs and I also couldn't comprehend the joke when the blow up pilot was getting a blow job.
>mayo clinic full of mayonnaise jars
>the bouncing heart
Frick you OP
.
A) you're wrong
B) you don't know what they're mocking
Fricking zoomer as b***h.
Monty Python rip-off but unfunny.
shirley, you CANNOT be serious
of course im shirley. and dont call me serious
>t. has seen a grown man naked
What if we killed OP, would anyone miss him
Kek'd this would cause an international war today.
I feel like the problem is that this and Monty Python style humour has just been broken down and recycled so many times that if you didn't watch those movies in their day then they're just not funny.
my favorite reactors consistently laughed though
>my favorite reactors
Who?
RBMK
just trust ash
>Shiiiieeeet!
>Translation: Golly!
Gets me every time.
no I think I laughed once or twice
Dry run for Naked Gun
The easiest way to unveil a zoomer is to ask them what they think of Airplane, Scary Movie, or Seinfeld.
If they don't like any of them or say they are dated, they are zoomers and homosexuals both.
I came here to say this. I showed a zoomer girl Airplane, and her one-word review at the end was "cringe". Like what does that even mean? I fricking hate them so much, I still fricked her tho
I hope you also beat her. Not because of not liking Airplane, she's wrong, but it's whatever. but just for saying cringe and not knowing how to elaborate. In fact all zoomers need to be beaten and raped for not knowing how to actually communicate without using ebonics or internet slang.
>but just for saying cringe and not knowing how to elaborate. In fact all zoomers need to be beaten and raped for not knowing how to actually communicate without using ebonics or internet slang.
Based, and yes, this is a real problem, like I cannot emphasize how braindead zooms are. Of course we threw out "you should be able to elucidate why you hold the beliefs you do" and went to "these beliefs are never to be questioned". I blame women teachers, no child left behind, Obama-era "stop the school to prison pipeline" policies, smartphones/social media, education majors (kill em all) and of course, the 2012 smith-mundt amendment that lets the government psyop and propagandize it's citizens.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Defense_Authorization_Act_for_Fiscal_Year_2013#Smith%E2%80%93Mundt_Modernization_Act_of_2012
Zoomers actually love Scary Movie. Airplane filters them though.
Most every zoomer I've heard talk about it get really "uncomfortable" with the "racist" depictions, like Brenda screaming at the movie theater or the "problematic" trannie gym coach. And all the gay jokes between Ray and the other killer white dude.
They can't handle their golden cows being tipped once in awhile.
i havent seen airplane or seinfeld, but scary movie 3 is genuinely one of the funniest movies ever made
the others are lame af. like that montage in 2 where theyre playing basketball. wtf was that cringe ass shit.
t. 1999 zoomerGOD
>i havent seen airplane
> but scary movie 3 is genuinely one of the funniest movies ever made
The guy who did Scary Movie 3 also did Airplane, you'd probably like it.
Leslie Nielson was in Airplane and Scary Movie 3.
And, I agree with you about 2, that really paled in comparison to 1 and 3, but 1 was the best in the entire series. Especially after the Wayans got shafted out of their own movies.
Seinfeld and Scary Movie are shit.
Airplane! is GOAT.
Seinfeld sucks though.
THERE'S A SALE AT PENNEY'S
Surely you must be joking.
Has Cinemaphile ever had a thread about To Kill a Mockingbird? What a preposterous plot. I don't start threads, so I wish some kind OP would.
There’s one anon who’s obsessed with Scout so yes.
>be 30 years ago
>this guy being gay and weird was the funniest part of the movie
>be today
>same guy is least funny part of the movie
explain this
Frick you this guy is still funny and the pteredactyl gag is great.
Most if not all of them were already dated when the movie came out. It's like the writers opened a twenty year old issue of College Humor and copied the material. But boomers love hearing and telling the same stupid jokes over and over again.
>And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Julie Hagerty avoided the wall
So did Bonnie Hunt while we're on the subject
>Do you have anything light?
>How about this leaflet? OP’s Heterosexual Relationships.