>A movie /tvpol/ hates releases; lots of doomposting
>It makes $1b no problem
>It's suddenly based and totally on /ourside/
First Mario, now this. How will we cope through our next loss, tv/bros
>A movie?
>A movie /tvpol/ hates releases; lots of doomposting
>It makes $1b no problem
>It's suddenly based and totally on /ourside/
First Mario, now this. How will we cope through our next loss, tv/bros
STOP THE COUNT
did you just make another thread after you were proven to be a schizo in the other thread?
Yes. Also I'm trans and attracted to kids.
What a legend
>Based autist eternally making chuds seethe
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
oh looks its the [CENSORED FOR FACEBOOK] again
its the same old people who keep doing this shit so they can then post it on facebook. same files same pictures are on pic related.
OH N-
>/misc/ hates
Incels are wrong again. Shocker
imagine your life being so pathethic you are cheering for profits of corporation like Mattel just because it pisses some nobodies on basket weaving mongolian discussion
he or she keeps spamming same shit for weeks.
also samegayging is through the roof in any thread like this, out of sudden Cinemaphile gots moronic whenever talking about this
>It's suddenly based and totally on /ourside/
Unfortunately, it actually is. If you don't 100% commit to "Woke", it's really easy to undermine the "message" to the point that you have exactly the opposite effect.
Yes, yes you're a good parody of a coping /misc/chud but this thread is already making good fun of them
It's not a cope. "Woke" only works if your villain is a caricature. By humanizing Ken, you absolutely reversed the message.
Propaganda has to be blunt and blatant to work. Sorry you had to find out this way.
No way you're this moronic. This has to be a parody. Ken becoming an incel is a product of the patriarchy as well. Matel who is responsible for Barbieland did not give a single shit about Ken, it literally tells you as much. It couldn't be more blatant
>Ken becoming an incel is a product of the patriarchy as well
that's not the message at all because he gets segregated when Barbie is in charge.
It's a stab at letting EITHER of them have total control. They are dolls. They do not deserve agency over their lives because they don't have real lives.
>that's not the message at all because he gets segregated when Barbie is in charge.
Because Matel is at charge you moron. Barbies despite being at charge in Barbieland still are products of the patriarchy.
It's hilarious that this homosexual misspelled "Mattel" twice in two different posts.
I accept your concession
S-SO TRUE! It needs 2 billion to break even
lol, wut. That was my only post on this thread, schizo.
You forgot the question mark, homosexual. Makes you look moronic when you're trying to correct someone
>punctuation
You're getting mad, troon.
wtf is that even supposed to be a drawing of
My Youtube channel where I take deep critical dives for 12 hrs because the algorithm rewards length and you have been conditioned to be unable to function without noise.
You joke but have you ever turned off the TV on acid after like 17 years of having it on in the background? Disturbing.
>woke
>anti-woke
I really fricking hate these terms, they literally don't mean anything. Discourse in America is unsalvageable
>woke = feminist
>anti-woke = anti-feminist
duh. Not exactly rocket science (which is very discriminatory against women btw)
Wrong, it's used as a catch all for all kinds of shit to the point of incoherence. People don't just use it in reference to feminist stuff. And saying something is woke is not a substantial critique of anything in the first place.
>woke is not a substantial critique of anything in the first place
yes it is
OK what if I think woke is good?
I would have to wonder what you're doing here rather than enjoying the wide variety of products for you.
>OK what if I think woke is good?
You wouldn't be alone in that sentiment. Now, on the right side of history? Highly debatable.
I honestly just don't understand what the average audience wants nowadays.
They don't even know. Lemmings waiting for advertising to tell them what they want.
This isn't even new. Remember Transformers? The movie that had two old people talking about jerking off for thirty minutes so giant robots could fight for the last forty?
That also made a billion.
>They are like lemmings
>Not me tho, I'm a free thinker (I listen to Ben Shapiro)
girls will all be barbie next halloween fully dressed in pink
will be hot
people consume whatever is shoved in their face
we really just lack a decent summer blockbuster this year and barbie filled that emptiness
Barbie was a shit movie
They want what is most advertised to them
What are you talking about? Cinemaphile is still seething over Barbie
Cinemaphile is literally never fricking right, everyone here said Black Panther would flop too and got promptly BTFO
Yea, people overestimated the IQ of blacks and underestimated their high in group preference.
>post from 2 weeks ago
>"still seething"
Lmao the narrative completely swapped since then, Barbie is LE BASED now, didn't you get the NPC update?
>Lmao the narrative completely swapped since then, Barbie is LE BASED now, didn't you get the NPC update?
>making fun of /misc/tards who can't cope with a "woke movie" doing well and have to appropriate it for themselves
>somehow this makes me a /misc/tard
you need psychiatric treatment
what do you expect form a copy & paste greentext and jack shitter? reading?
Right wingers lost the culture war, they just can’t bring themselves to admit it so now they have to rationalize and do mental gymnastics about how the movies they claimed were woke are actually not woke as a coping mechanism
Where were you while all those woke Disney movies were bombing all Summer?
Reminder this moron literally got so buttflustered last thread about this exact thing and, when called out how fricking sad and pathetic it is to care about a movie only because of how much money it made zoggywood, immediately made this thread to cover that one up.
i just hope he's getting paid to make thread after thread at the wee hours in the morning when none of the americans are even awake who would know or care about that sort of thing.
aussies sure as frick don't care if this movie made a billion or even if it owned donald trump or not.
It's genuinely funny when they stroll in here with their Twitter/Reddit tactics and find out they're wrestling Anonymous phantoms and, yeah, we'll change the narrative to whatever suits our purposes, lol. Cry if it helps.
I dunno. Looks like another cope where you desperately want to confirm your own bias.
Literally everyone posting about this movie at all is a paid shill. Real people don't care either way about it.
>real people don't care about this movie
Seems like real people go and watch it
Yes, and this truly is testament to Gerwig’s skill as a director, and should NOT be attributed to one of the most aggressive and obnoxious marketing campaigns of all time.
Turns out nobody actually has any conviction. Mostly people with low-self esteem who just want to see the world burn, but they never want to be wrong about it.
>It's suddenly based and totally on /ourside/
speak for yourself, feminist and troony propaganda shit will never be based. Women and libtards are npcs, fighting the "status quo" my fricking ass, they are the ones in power.
Woke won
>turbo feminist shlock makes a billie
ngl this means interesting times ahead, unironically. It feels like some shit is going down soon. Still won't watch tho
Take your meds
nah. 2024 can't come soon enough
the seething will never match captain marvel sadly
I haven't even seen any conspiracy theories about how barbie ackshually didn't make a billion because the studio bought all the tickets yet
The Barbie cope is that its successfully only because of the marketing. Which makes no sense because that just means it's marketing was successful, which is the whole point of marketing...
>next loss
This is what gets me, trying to redefine woke for the 1000th time is pathetic and short sighted. At this point they have to know shit like Barbie and Mario aren't going to be the last woke successes? What will they do when an even more woke movie succeed? Concede until woke doesn't mean anything anymore? Feels like it's their plan.
Maybe I'm just being wrong but I think they would have been better off to stick being social outcast, I think it dates back to Trump's election in 2016 since then Cinemaphile got high on its own supply and was obsessed about being valitated by society.
Woke always just meant "thing I don't like" to people who hate charity and "thing I like" to people who love martyrdom. It was never a useful term.
how is it woke?
Feminism?
you don't remember the scene where ken looks directly at the camera and says protect trans kids?
$1B isn't going to cover the marketing costs. I've seen the numbers myself and they spent well over $3B on advertising this tripe. So once again, go woke go broke.
The whole debacle has led me to believe the right wingers are just npcs
They do not have an original though on their body
You all fell for it.
Well, the audience taste is so garbage that everything made for women and children will hit 1 bl without even trying
Hey
just wait until november and Cinemaphile will be right again, my fellow chudbro
After seeing this movie I thought it was the only one they wouldn't be able to claim. The mental gymnastic needed to be perform was too much I thought.
I overestimated their dignity. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they claimed blacked porn as being based.
>the only one they wouldn't be able to claim
Ken is the only good part of the movie. It's pretty easy to see how it happened.
you didnt see Mario, shill
This is a level of copium I haven't seen since 2020
cope harder lol
So this is the new cope, now Barbie supposedly is
>I-I was only pretending to be moronic: the movie
Why is it so difficult to just openly admit that you liked a Feminist movie made by a Feminist director? There's no other way to look at this. Barbie's success is a big win for Feminism, plain and simple.
>but muh goose
Just stop it with the mental gymnastics already
lmao cope harder, chuds were keen as frick to see this film
Well, good for them. Feminism wasn't that bad after all, uh?
no one cares about that we cared about goose, the fact that the movie subverts its own feminist message was just a bonus
>actually barbie was le based and le redpilled all along
I see the /misc/chuds are doing the same coping mechanism they used for Mario and Black Panther lmao
>goose
just eyecandy to attract women and homosexuals. Still Barbie is first and foremost a Feminist movie
>Barbie's success is a big win for Feminism, plain and simple.
>muh corporate product is a big win for xyz
You're just as moronic as chuds
>corporate product is a big win for xyz
This but unironically
yeah no, it's just a soulless product which anyone can read anything into it if they want as evidenced by this fricking thread. Loads of NRX homosexuals are seriously discussing how Ken is channeling the hyperborean spirit or whatever. The messaging in the movie isn't even consistent (so I've heard, I'll never watch)
That's what I'm talking about. Feminism, which is essentially a political movement, can only produce a soulless product. Propaganda.
It has no philosophical merit (sophistry can only go so far) so I agree with you in a sense
Not even close, its precisely that debate as presented in the image macro, packaged and sold, so you can talk about it. Thats the postmodernist cynical joke with Hollywood media, you talk about it in the typical "culture war" debate and then that baby makes money. The person who made this , is just another victim of Hasbros marketing campaign.
>the longhouse
israeli deradicalization slop
>Barbie and Oppenheimer comes out on the same day.
>everyone on Cinemaphile wants barbie to win because it has the Goose and the oppenheimer has Nolan
>Barbie wins
>reddit comes to the board and seethes and tries to tell us that we wanted Barbie to fail
okay bro
Yeah there was a screenshot of one single anon predicting it's failures, and endless amounts of memeing with dudes talking about how they can't wait to see Gosling. I really despise how gaslighting has become the most effective bait.
>black panther is so shit and woke, it will bomb
>spider verse is so shit and woke, it will bomb
>Ariel is so shit and woke, it will bomb
>Mario bros is so shit and woke, it will bomb
>Barbie is so shit and woke, it will bomb
Damn. It really is getting beyond ridiculous at this point, chuds
Reality is the greatest enemy of rightoids
Don't forget Elemental, which was also shit and woke and totally the proof that Pixar was doomed.
time to give up menbros, we're only going to get movies about how women are superior and men should stay chaste from now on
>Movies with white leads are the most successful (Mario, Barbie)
>Somehow this is an epic win for leftists
Meanwhile the little nogmaid was a bomb lol
Ah yes, here comes the usual "it akshually wasn't woke at all" cope. Like clockwork.
>team barbie
More like team unhinged
B-B-B-But Cinemaphile told me this movie was le based.... and le lefturds actually hate it... I'm so confused /b/lads...
Is it true theaters keep one half of the box office?
In the USA. It's around 60% in Europe and 75% in China.
fricking hell. how much did they invest in marketing? this shit was everywhere for a long long time
Yep. Which is why it's only made a $650 million profit
>Brainlet leftist thinks rich capitalists profiting billions of dollars from a movie is winning against le ebil right wingers
Black person, you dumb. Redit has rotten your mind
You guys got shilled.
I didn't pay a single dime and I think I'm gonna pirate it.
pls next time, OP and shills, post a good greentext summary. Also some webms would be nice too. If I'm going to shitpost about this thing in the coming weeks, I really need to know what I'm talking about, Ok?
I am basically always on Cinemaphile, it's my most visited board
The main talk about this was a) The Goose b) Barbenheimer c) Margot Robbies feet. yeah people expected wokeshit because everything is wokeshit nowadays but it was never /misc/tv/s most hated movie, that honour this year goes to either the little mermaid or elemental. this is literally grasping at straws of "see chuds! you lose! this film is doing great and you hate it!"
But what does quarterpounder think?
I checked, the only video he has Barbie in the name is shilling Ben Shapiro review. Has he purged his videos after Barbie became a hit?
>Barbie Is Actually Anti-Woke?!? A Review On The Ken Effect and How Liberals Actually HATE Barbie
I watched it with my girlfriend, she really liked it, I thought it was just ok, kind of funny buy nothing all that. Did get a blowy afterwards though. Ordered one of these sweaters too.
nice, when are you opening relationship?
why are you trying to force a drama out of this movie? it's a non-event. writing fake angry comments here just to screen cap them, who cares about the movie? nobody is seething, you just wish people were. same as when joker was released, you all hoped someone would do some shootings to support your narrative. it's weird, grow up
>it's a non-event
hahaha
'Barbie' is an event movie
But "Barbie" rewarded theater-going audiences with "Barbie Blowout Party" early screenings ahead of its premiere that gave freebies to ultimate fans, such as pink berets, sunglasses, "I ?? Barbie" pins, posters, and stickers.
"People want to be connected to everybody else. They want to be part of a big event. And we have had so few of those in recent years."
Bruce Nash, CEO and founder of the movie financial database The Numbers
You can't buy the free widespread promotion that came from Barbenheimer.
nobody will be talking about this movie in 4 months, you're trying to force a conversation out of it that most people are shrugging off. even paid articles are trying to force drama out of it. people don't care anymore, there's no big "events" in the 2020s. there are no events anymore, face it culture is fractured and schizophrenic and kinda dying. if the movie came out in the 80s or 90s itd be an event. now it'll slip away like sand in your fingers. enjoy it while you can I guess.
Best scene
>Barbie only made 1 billion
WHAT kind of cope is that?
maybe people are just desperate to see humans in lead roles again no matter what idk