A movie or TV show about stormtroopers on how they were raised by the empire with the training they were put through and the hard choices they have to make would be kino.
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A movie or TV show about stormtroopers on how they were raised by the empire with the training they were put through and the hard choices they have to...
Isn't this just Finn though
that plotline was abandoned
He went from spiritually wounded over a fellow trooper getting shot by Po, to hooting and hollering eagerly gunning down his co-workers with Po in the span of a single scene between where he's mocked for being a janitor by shiny lady.
The writers couldn't remember his motivation after 1/8th of the movie. They couldn't handle a series.
No, he was a janitor. This was said in the first movie
Pretty weird how a janitor would go on a mission with not Darth Vader to massacre a village. TFA was always bad
It'd just be gay NATO propaganda
So true Zister Russia is Luke skywalker
See? It rots your brain.
Or maybe it attracts the already brain damaged.
Either way it'd be garbage and we all know it
The Star Wars Legacy comic has a cool stormtrooper side plot.
That's not from Legacy. I can tell because of the artstyle, their legs and helmet
What training do you need to be to pew pew laser poo poos inaccurately star wars troon?
It would only work as a comedy. With the plot revolving around butthole psycho Jedi trying to kill as many of them as possible and a bunch of misfit troopers hashing out a plan to blast the fricker.
Also things like Vader and Palpatine showing up and being a b***h to work under but at least Sheev knows how to laugh maniacally and tell them they're doing a bang-up job.
>It would only work as a comedy.
No, frick off. Why are hacks so obsessed with subversion and making everything into a joke? Just play the premise straight.
Because Star Wars is a franchise for children and manchildren designed to sell plastic crap and every time it tries to take itself seriously it ends up a goofy cringefest. See: Andor.
>Why are hacks so obsessed with subversion and making everything into a joke?
Because Storemtroopers ARE the joke?
If you want war-stories pick another franchise
>Just play the premise straight
And that's why Andor was the best show.
lol not under Disney.
Or if you get it it would be about a mystery meat female trooper that joins the rebellion a few episodes in.
Sadly true. Disney will always see stormtroopers as the drooling morons who miss all time.
The nu Battlefront 2 story is so terrible. Fun mindless campaign but the super special forces girl becoming wannabe Leia was moronic
>wannabe Leia
Well they allowed Squadrons storyline (even at the price of Captain Crazy Hair)
Star Wars is too diverse to make an interesting setting. Nothing using Western values has any cohesive structure or presumed cultural framework in which to discuss group dynamics in any meaningful way or to sell to the audience that the Burger King Kid's Club gives a shit about each other.
>X-Wing
>Tie Fighter
>X-Wing vs Tie Fighter
The trilogy they will refuse to make and even if they did make it they would frick it up and have all the Tie Fighter characters join the rebellion
too bad it won't happen because Disney went full moron into the "Stormtrooper effect" trope and it's black and white storytelling.
>morons ITT be like, yo, where is the movie about SS death squads that don't defect to the allies
Empire is evil, morons. Stormtroopers are a bunch of bastards who serve evil fascist dictatorship ruled by an evil, cackling, hooded space wizard, that employs a planetary-destroying weapon. They were shown to massacre Luke's family and burn their corpses in the very first film. So no, you will never have a stormtrooper story that isn't about defecting to Rebellion. Because following fascist death squads that enforce tyranny and oppress people is not something Star Wars is about. Sorry to disappoint.
No one said it was about portraying them as the good guys. Just as the protagonists.
Picrelated biography is still kino-tier
>is not something Star Wars is about.
First and foremost Star Wars is about selling merchandise, this is why there is shitton of Stormtroopers variations. Boys generated enough money for Lucas and Disney to get some protagonist hours
This is why your shitty franchise is officially dead
>NOOO MUH SAME PLOTLINE FOR 9 MOVIES AND COUNTLESS SHITTY TV SERIES MUSTN'T CHANGE!!! REEEEE!!! WE WAZ LE RESISTENCE!!
I remember a pre-Disney story in which the Imperials had to the arrest the locally recruited militias (former CIS) because they were killing settlers and one the officers worked with his former Jedi to take care of that problem in exchange of kept it a secret. This would never happen for Disney because they view the CIS as the good guys.
What movie or tv-show was that?
Anyone who didn't defect after the Death Star is either a psychopath or a moron.
The Dark Times comics, the ones with K'Kruhk
>comics
Irrelevant fanfiction, then. George Lucas would have never made anything like it.
Because dissolving the senate with the intent to "rule with fear" and then blowing up a planet is a wake up call that you are with the bad guys. Are you moronic or just trolling with stupidity? Anyone who didn't defect after Alderaan is either a psychopath or a moron.
>Because dissolving the senate with the intent to "rule with fear" and then blowing up a planet is a wake up call that you are with the bad guys.
Remind me please, how many american soldiers left military after Fallujah or drone strike on some noname Pakistan village? Because in the scale of galaxy Alderaan is basically noname pakistan village
>Because in the scale of galaxy Alderaan is basically noname pakistan village
No, it isn't. Alderaan was a member of the Empire and had a representative in the Imperial Senate. moronic arguments coming from a moron.
>No, it isn't.
Yes it was
>Sector Alderaan sector
>A planetary sector contained a number of solar systems. Sectors were also regional political divisions. The galaxy was divided into a little over 1,000 sectors.
>and had a representative in the Imperial Senate.
And Pakistan is represented in the UN
I’m sure there were troons defending the empire calling anyone who spoke out against them a Nazi bigot.
>Anyone who didn't defect after the Death Star is either a psychopath or a moron.
Because..?
>Anyone who didn't defect after the Death Star is either a psychopath or a moron.
>psychopath or a moron
That's about 100% of all the military personal of your average nation
It's canon that most stormtroopers joined the empire because they thought it was for the greater good. Not all of them were psychopaths.
Stop being anti-semitic
> "I want my children's movie about space wizards to have a super GRITTY saving private ryan style film about the STORMTROOPERS!"
>T.
No that’s gay, they’re clones and they’re bred to be proud to live and die for the republic. That 3D clone wars show is cringe.
No, it wouldn't since it's made by random people decades after the fact and by Disney drones who hate star wars. And besides, anyone under Imperial rule could sign up to enlist. They were NEVER kids taken from mothers and raised to be stormtroopers. That's moronic. Han was in the Empire at one point. Luke was even thinking about joining in the first movie.
>Luke was even thinking about joining in the first movie.
What? Luke said he hated the empire even before they attacked his family
He said he wanted to go to "The Academy" which Biggs went away to in a deleted scene. It's vague in A New Hope but in the EU Biggs joined the Empire as an officer and Luke wanted to follow him there.
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Disney wants to make Star Wars for girls for some moronic reason
they could make a show about nationalizing commerce in the central systems
>Expects the most israeli company possible to make a show with space nazis as the main characters
Stormiebros...why do we keep getting humiliated like this?
I never could quite figure out what was going on with the trooper on the left there. He looks like he's leaning back too far and his armor doesn't quite fit.
Already exists.
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omg lol I remember this!! Frick, this was hosted on some weird starwars fan website too. They even had an animation of Yoda using his jedi mind tricks to get some head from a college girl.
I've been writing the basic plot outline for a show like this for a while. It would follow an ex-Republic-era Senate Commando, the youngest to join the ranks, but it was right before they were disbanded by Palpatine and replaced with the Royal Guard. His younger sister was Force sensitive and was given to the Jedi against his wishes by his mother. His sister died during order 66 by clones. He now blames his mother, the Jedi order and the clones for the death of his sister, and jumps on the opportunity to join the Stormtrooper corps to replace the clones and kill any remaining Jedi. His competence and combat skill would allow him to move through the ranks but his lack of respect for authority would have him shuffled around the galaxy. He would be a Range trooper on snowy Ilum fighting a Dark Jedi looking for kyber crystals, an invisible Shadow trooper on Naboo spying on and assassinating political insurgents, a Purge trooper on Dathomir killing witches, a Death trooper working for the ISB hunting rebels, a Patrol trooper on Nar Shaddaa trying to enforce what little power the Empire has in Hutt Space, and a Shoretrooper on the beaches of Kashyyyk during the uprising. Each couple of episodes he would face some sort of internal struggle that would directly challenge his worldview, until the last couple episodes where he would finally come around to helping the rebellion.