A New Hope Remake

Take this all with a grain of salt - There's some big plans going down at Lucasfilm at the moment. This idea has always been on the table, but the reception to Kenobi has generated more interest from the higher-ups. Long story short - they're going to remake A New Hope. Now they're not going to call it a remake as such, more a "recreation", "revisit" or "tribute" (much like a tribute band). Obi Wan will be played by Ewan McGregor, Han by Alden Ehrenreich and Tom Holland eyed to possibly play Luke Skywalker. C3PO will be played by Anthony Daniels again and Darth Vader will voiced by James Earl Jones re-doing his original lines with Hayden Christensen portraying him in scenes where he's not in the suit (like in Kenobi).Carrie Fischer's estate have given permission for her likeness to be used as a CGI de-aged Leia. Other changes will include scenes with the Emperor, more continuity nods to the prequels and sequels, bigger action scenes and possibly the inquisitors. Like I said, this won't be advertised as a remake with the intention that it's a one and done thing. That being said, it's very likely the rest of the original trilogy will follow depending on the reception to this.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no jar jar, no watch

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Proofs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      goatse.cx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wood be ebin. but according to my source that character is being saved for the episode XIIIV showdown with Darth Goatse the Based.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Source: OP's ass

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't care less.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will they have every character be white like the original or change everyone's race? Genuine question.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greedo will be white. That way its justified when Nog Solo domes him and steels his speeder

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's like asking for every SW fan to burn down Disney HQ so I doubt it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only remaining Star Wars fans are die-hard shills who will lap up any slop Disney throws at them.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's true. A New Hope is my favorite film of all time and I want to see how utterly pathetic their attempts to pump out their soulless slop is, as well as how everyone reacts to it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YES PLEASE! The original Trilogy has aged poorly!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they make Luke a crippled black pansexual and r2d2 his wheelchair

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good luck. starwars without Alec Guinness, The Dog dude and that gold robot Black person aint starwars

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s all guess the changes Disney will make:
    >Luke will be gay
    >Leia will be the lead
    >Tarkin will be black
    >Leia will free herself from prison using the Force
    >Chewie will be trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way they'd make Tarkin black. He's the perfect bad guy as an old white male.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And they'll still keep 50/50 gender ratio policy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Holland
    >Alden Ehrenreich
    >CGI Carrie Fisher

    Yeah, no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not? it isnt like there's any way to dig out of the hole they're in. may as well go full moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They'd be more likely to get millie bobby brown for leia than to cgi her.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ha, imagine if this were true.
    The final nail in the Star Wars coffin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? It's super okay.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MBB should play Leia

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be the logical conclusion of what Disney has already been doing: soft-rebooting the star wars movies with subtle but significant thematic and plot changes.

    For example, the ST pretends that ROTJ simply never happened for the characters and the overall conflict, except for some variation of the throne room scene.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait. Will be exciting to see what happens, seeing as I know exactly what happens.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahahaha no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You may laugh but I can imagine this actually happening.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they do this. It would finally be the end of Disney's homosexual Satanic empire. The reaction to this would be apocalyptic.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >De-aged leia

    Frick
    Just recast her no one really gives a shit

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