>a prequel of a prequel about a character no one cared about wound up better than a show about OBI WAN KENOBI

>a prequel of a prequel about a character no one cared about wound up better than a show about OBI WAN KENOBI
How did Disney frick up so bad?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intentionally

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do we need a prequel about kenobi for we know how he dies

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    George already did Andor, it was called THX 90210

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did Disney frick up so bad?
    It's the DS9 Effect.

    When the suits stop caring about a particular iteration of an IP, the people running that iteration can do whatever they want creatively and not worry about focus groups and micro-management.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet Kenobi was more successful.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had no faith in Andor so there wasn't much oversight, same as The Mandalorian. Now that S1 was a success, the suits are going to meddle as much as humanly possible during S2 production, and it's going to be nigh unwatchable.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you have ever expected a show about Kenobi to be good? We know he sat in Tatooine and did nothing of importance for 20 years. There was no way the show could've told an impactful story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should never have made the show. That’s the whole point isn’t it? They’re so creatively bankrupt that all they can think about is “hey remember this character??” And then they don’t know what to do with that character. None of their shows and movies have any plot or meaning at all lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, so they should've stuck with what they had, pre-ep 1 and clone wars arc, for obi wan besides creating whatever pozzed moronation we had to put up with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people were excited to see vader, hayden, and ewan more than what the actual story would be about

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't know all that kino lost like tears in the rain.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t watch it + don’t care

    Disney has killed star wars and marvel in a year. One year was all it took. It’s honestly impressive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ON PROGRAM

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lost a lotta respect for ewan from this show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if he had just said no. They couldn't have made the show at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should've said no, but he prolly broke and sold out. If Ewan was at least vocal (like Hamill) of the pozzed moronation, I'd still have respect.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should've said no, but he prolly broke and sold out. If Ewan was at least vocal (like Hamill) of the pozzed moronation, I'd still have respect.

        Wasn't he one of the producers? Sounds like he just wanted an easy paycheck.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >executive producer
          I wanna think that was done out marketing and the real shots were called by the girl bosses but time is showing otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have lost respect for him immediately when it was announced that he would return as Obi Wan

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my imagined Old Ben movie was better than the ObIwan show
    >my Rise of Skywalker screenplay outline was better than the real movie
    >my unfinished Indiana Jones 5 screenplay was better than the real movie

    I need to start finishing these, just for extra smug satisfaction

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagined
      >outline
      >unfinished

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if he finished those projects, it's not like Bob Iger would come knocking on his door with a suitcase full of money. Be real.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >smug satisfaction

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the Kenobi show had a very low budget for some reason

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch either. Haven't watched anything SW related since I watched the camprip of the last dumpsterfire movie and will continue doing so.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A real Human being,
    and a real Hero.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space National Socialist Boy meets Space National Socialist Girl.

    A story as old as time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how everyone expected /ourguy/ to frick everything up but he ended up saving the day. Can't wait to see the incel-to-chad plotline continue in S2.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some nasty old hag israelite? Why? Looks like a teacher’s aid who kept you in for recess for talking while in line in the hallway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Smile.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone asked her to smile and she smiled? Isn’t that like, ultra sacrilidge for lefty cultists?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually a good intense scene. You just need to take a break from your phone TikToks while watching it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What makes you think I watch Disneywars or use social media other than this site we’re on?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both sucked.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt watch either.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. And I don’t plan on it. They’re too shitty.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their goal was to destroy the Disney and Ster Wars brand, two pillars of western culture and they succeeded. Both used to be something everyone, men, women, kids, all had in common but now both are just some some pedo-political bipartisan shitfights.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney and Ster Wars brand, two pillars of western culture

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The chud mindset laid bare. Cartoons are the only things of culture they consume

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. troony grooming an 8y/o on discord as we speak while watching Steven Universe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont watch cartoons, you should go to/co/

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yeah. What’s your problem? Cultural icons have to be some ancient theist Zeus god Oddessy guy or a politician like Abe Lincoln or some shit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Disney and Star Wars brand aren't two pillars of western culture
        Yes? What makes you a pillar of a culture? Think upbliterally any example.
        Old Disney went 100x beyond whatever you just came up with.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many great Ships !

    Republic Transpo Corsair starship(crashed on Andors home world)

    Preox-Morlana personnel carrier
    Preox-Morlana Mobile Tac-Pod

    Imperial Max-7 Rono freighter
    Imperial TIE/ln space superiority starfighter
    Imperial prison transport
    Imperial TIE/rp Reaper attack lander
    Imperial Cantwell-class Arrestor Cruiser
    Imperial TIE Boarding Craft

    Breon Dayvan Starship (Andor ship E1 & E12)
    Fondor haulcraft (Luten rael, modified)
    Rebel Saw Gerrera's x wing fighter

    Shuttle passenger ferry (Ferrix)
    Fishermen's TUG-b13 quadjumper
    Orlean StarCab (Andor parents ship)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That pic you posted is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Gonna give Trandor a pass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and the only legos kit we got was the tacpod , so far

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Small Danish Family Company,Please Understand.

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  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ( Dedra panting )
    Dedra:: You?
    Dedra:: How?
    Syril:: You were in trouble.
    ( Dedra Panting )
    Syril:: Syril.
    Dedra:: I knew that.
    ( Dedra Breathing heavily )
    Dedra:: I should... I should say thank you.
    Syril:: You don't have to.
    ( Dedra panting )

    GOAT television scene

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one fricking cared and, more importantly, because we know he dies in Rogue One (saving him down the line from being raped later) Yidsney wasn't able to israelite up the show and it became a good meta-analysis of what the frick it was like living in the Soviet Union.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he dies
      >(saving him down the line from being raped later)
      Like Boba Fett, right?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have rewatched it three times now and there is one thing I still don't get.
    Why did they swap hats Ferris shuttle passenger ferry?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He thought the other hat looked better.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching star wars past the age of 11. You're all moronic.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andor isn't even good. It's only perceived as "good" because its contemporaries are even worse. That's it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's good. I said so and if I say it then it's the opinion you will all parrot in ten years then claim is the troon opinion in 15. Whatever your immediate reaction is to a piece of entertainment is irrelevant. Eventually, the majority opinion always aligns with mine.
      I know these things because I am infallible on all matters related to entertainment.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Imperial Intelligence waifu Isard domming the ISB b***h, no watch

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Star Wars and all but making Star Wars as some super serious morally grey spy drama sounds super gay and cringe to me. That's why I never watched andor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a little bit of a disconnect in some scenes, but it was few and far between. Most of the time it didn’t feel like Star Wars at all, and more like scifi 1984.

      They will 100% shit up the next season.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the suits meddle, they think they are geniuses like Walt Disney, but instead they are only good at business they are not creatives. This leads to the execs actually hating real creatives, they are jealous, so they lash out and destroy their creation. It is insane.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER Trandor thread.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for hag-kino.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, this one is easy. This was originally supposed to be a movie, but after the Sequels failed and Solo flopped, they got cold feet and Iger said "no more movies."

    So then they retooled the script for a 2h movie into a 6+h series. Hence the massive, embarrassing amount of filler.

    It's also the reason Ahsoka is so empty in anything happening. They're stretching a 1 season miniseries into 2 seasons + movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, you’re technically right. Amazing how filler doesn’t feel like filler at all when it’s well written, well paced, and entertainingly acted.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well the difference between the imagery of above and below is a woman director. For one.

    It's pretty amazing anyone signed off on that chase scene. Why were they so dedicated to making it happen? To give Flea extra camera time? But someone planned it out to the cost of thousands of dollars, sat through all the motions, looked over final post-production, and their name is Deborah Chow.

    Also looking into it this er... person was one of the showrunners
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joby_Harold
    Not sure if he's a nepobaby or what his deal is because his record is mediocre to shit, but he's clearly got some sort of weird pull not related to talent.

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