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I wouldn't make fun of her alien features. I'd eat her cheeseburger. And that's what no one did.
most r*ddit twist in history
American cheese is not good
American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.
almost any semi-hard or harder cheese will melt without splitting, you have to ignore it and let it overcook for it to split. Have you people never cooked before?
>American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.
Do burgers actually use processed American "cheese" instead of plain cheddar for their burgers?
Depends on the burger, you fricking idiot subhuman.
>Depends on the burger
Why the frick would it depend on the burger? Why would you want a mutant throwup of cheeses stuffed with emulsifyers in your burger?
It's literally just cheese and salt, that's it.
yes they do
No. I am american and I either use a sharp cheddar or swiss (usually ementhaler).
fast food places will use the fake kraft singles/velveeta slice stuff because it melts instantly.
American Cheese you buy off the block in a deli will be real cheese though. Still processed by basically mixed with more milk so it melts faster. It's a cheddar variant.
>Americans and third worlders actually think this
Anon, normal melty cheese doesn't split either
What the hell is "normal melty cheese" you fricking moron
Normal melty cheese is American cheese, Mohinder.
Emmental doesn't split dummy
Just use cheddar
Holy frick you triggered the euros on this one. It’s funny to me because if you served them a burger with American cheese but told them it was butterkase 9/10 wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
brother, no.
>ummm actually le no
ZAMN
Yes we would you ass hat. It just doesn’t taste good.
Gouda?
does no one realize this is just the line voldemort says to thomasin after she asks for american cheese on her burger? why are so many people (You)ing this bait?
...The frick kind of cheese splits as it's heated?
Parmesan, I guess?
I don’t cook, what’s it matter if cheese “splits” or not?
"Splitting" is the culinary term used when an emulsion (a solution of fat and water held together either by some kind of emulsifying agent or by mechanical processing) breaks and separates back in to fat and water. This happens because fats/oils are hydrophobic and generally won't ever mix in to a solution with water the same way that salt or sugar do.
When referring to cheese, splitting is when the oil/fats in the cheese separate back out and become loose oil. This is problematic because it can make a slice of cheese that was originally smooth and creamy in to a gross lump of mealy-textured protein covered in greasy oil. It i ls generally considered undesirable by culinary professionals and it actually does fricking ruin a good piece of cheese IMO.
Take for instance some high-quality aged cheddar. If you put a slice of that on a hot burger it will rapidly split, and you will be left with a slice of weird dry shit on your burger and all the oil will be left on the plate/soak in to the bun.
American-style processed cheese products avoid splitting by including an emulsifying agent, often something like sodium citrate, which is easily available online. A good workaround for some nerds is to use fancy hard cheese for their burger/mac and cheese and just manually add some emulsifier powder to that to stop it splitting when heated.
American cheese is the preferred option on a burger for all major chefs, and I agree. Other than that, it sucks.
This. It's just plastic.
There has to be some type of real cheese which can do the same.
It isn't plastic, it's literally cheddar mixed with salt. That's it. You guys are complete fricking morons. I bet you're a fricking subhuman Indian.
Ok I may be Indian but I just can't understand how anyone can like american cheese other than for its convenience.
>Ok I maybe be Indian
Stopped reading there, you're foul to every sense. Sight, sound, touch, taste and scent. I have no more reason to converse with you, thank you for confirming that though.
homie you literally eat processed shit 24*7 and no you're no pure blooded 6'5" aryan blonde with blue eyes, you're a 500 lb morbidly obese mystery meat mutt
morning sir
Once again, offensive to all senses. Indians are truly subhuman and you don't realise it. You don't realise how utterly repugnant you are in every way to actual human beings.
Good morning, SIRS
It’s basically cheese flavored butter
Liar. They can't even legally use the word "cheese" on the label. It's American flavor pasteurized processed sandwich slices.
Hmmmmmm
>now made with 5%* milk*
The US food market is heavily regulated and as a result that product is not cheese because it does not meet the USDA definition of cheese, nor does it meet the definition of pasteurized process cheese. But it's not "plastic" either; it's milk and corn starch.
I also have never seen this product in real life or anything else that can't call itself cheese, legally. The worst I've seen is Kraft singles which are literally cheese mixed with emulsifying salts.
Not what it says, turd worlder.
>4th world mutt posts "cheese" ingredients that look like an industrial flame moronent compound
>calls others third worlders for having a singular ingredient in their edible, digestible, non-carcinogenic actual cheese
>The US food market is heavily regulated
That's dollar store shit anon. There's an actual American cheese labelled as such. A cheese you have to slice.
Singles are a cheap alternative/convenience product. It's like saying Ramen isn't real because 10 cent instant ramen exists
>sandwich slices
For me its vegie slices. Premium American flavor onions-based gourmet melt.
>cheddar
no, cheddar comes from cheddar in England, and is made simply from milk and bacteria. that's it.
check the ingredients on a flap of american plastic - can't call it a slice because slice implies something that was at least partially solid and then cut with a knife.
you can dissolve pretty much any cheese with sodium citrate and it will melt the some way
it's pure amerifat pandering
Sodium citrate+milk+cheese(literally any cheese) is what makes American cheese, American cheese.
There must be!
It's literally cheddar emulsified with milk. Go back to Cinemaphile you sperg
American cheese also contains some variety of melting salt because it's a much more effective emulsifier than milk.
Sodium citrate if I remember correctly, which I may not.
>It's just plastic.
not even a mutt, but where did this meme come from? isnt it just cheese with emulsifiers added?
The meme came from American Derangement Syndrome, colloquially known as Europoor’s disease
Oaxaca cheese will not melt at conventional cooking temps/times
a real cheeseburger wouldn't have to..
Obsessed mind broken thirdie unable to fathom American prowess in making impossible things, like going to space or making melting cheese that does not split(and tastes better).
Still tastes good on a sloppy burger.
American cheese is the only cheese that should be on a burger and only Redditors disagree
I disagree and I have never been on the special boogeyman site. Cope.
>I disagree
The opinions of non-Americans are non-opinions.
Black person, you can't begin or end sentences properly. Don't pretend you're in a position to correct someone's English, you ESL piece of brown-eyed trash.
I fricked up by putting ''than that'' I know,you're still wrong 🙂
if you are so right then explain your sentence. oh wait you can't because you're just a moronic baiter
>pls teach me how to read english, white man
>:)
Dumb AND a girl. Sad.
You don't have to go to Reddit to be a Redditor, Redditor.
Literally the ideal cheese for hamburgers and melts. Seethe thirdie
people who say they hate american cheese are the same people who said they hated inception when it was new
they are just midwits
omg it says so much about society and food culture
Their cheese and their chocolate and their beer are all absolutely terrible
It’s more melty cheddar cheese
Amerisharts clapped threre
I can haz cheezburger
I was unironically happy to receive a lolcats book in 2010 or whenever that shit peaked.
I've lived in shame ever since.
>seen this movie meme'd for months
>finally watch it
>absolute goober shit ending despite being an alright movie
>I want.... a Ramsay Frito pie
Why is this homie cooking on a race track?
cause that's what authentic texans do
The addition of scrambled eggs is so strange, I live in the land of frito chili pies and I have never seen that done.
>makes fun of american "cuisine" once
>amerimutts STILL seething
That Black person better stay in England
KINO
Why does this fricker prepare food like he's performing surgery on a trauma patient? Take a drink of water and breathe once, you dumb coked up c**t.
I wish it ended with her starting the boat and it just being rigged with bomb and exploding. No one escapes. Would have been much better and just cause "duhh shes an annoying c**t", she is but that is besides the point.
*and not just cause, rather
nah, she was the only poorgay there who saw the moronation of the whole thing, she deserved to live.
le heckin good girl prostitute
she sucks dick for money and eats the goyslop
so brave!!
she wouldn't last 5 minutes.
I'd last five minutes inside her, if you know what I mean
Yes, chef
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!! LE PICKLE!!!! HASHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He turned himself into a pickle. Swear to god! Funniest thing I've ever seen
mad as frick. smile say cheese
why? just why waste a perfectly good burger like that?
>avocado
stopped right there
A place in my town does a chorizo burger with avocado and pineapple slaw, shit's cash.
Westies are trash and you're proof.
that sounds good
Nature's mayonnaise.
I can't stand "food humor"
I can relate
I didn't realize what was happening at first and just kept thinking "wtf I remember her being a lot more attractive than this" and then it hit me
Congrats on being mentally challenged.
thanks
cursed
A real cheeseburger with government cheese
A real cheeseburger with extra crust on the bun.
She would be gobbing down that chesseburger on the boat for a while till shit sorts out. I bet she would just sneak back onshore to get the message out and see everyone dead.
Whoever tricked her into getting the cheek surgery seriously fricked her over. She was peak in Queen's Gambit and now she just looks uncanny.
sofia vergara told ariel winter to get her breasts cut off LOL
what the frick is this shitty acting? she didn't even bite into the upper bun
can't let her get fat man
That's how eating works in movies. What if she took a giant bite and had to redo the scene all over again 10 times?
The burger consumed by Margot/Erin was a real burger, as opposed to the food seen throughout the movie. The dishes created by Chef Slowik were prop foods. Everyone was so hungry on set watching Anya Taylor-Joy eating the burger that John Leguizamo ordered burgers and fries for the entire cast.
>When the cast got their paychecks, Anya taylor joy got buccal fat removal. John Leguizamo bought a hot burger.
She took a pretend bite thinking the camera wanted to see the burger, what a burger
That burger looks disgusting. It has that cheap bread so it tastes like ass
>teehee lemme pretend to take a bite, nobody will notice
this woman has never eaten a burger before in her life
>all that useless camera movement
it's to simulate being on water, you fricking moron
then just film on water you stupid worthless c**t
I get that it's supposed to be "impactful" that she uses the menu as a napkin but for me, and I think most people, it would end up being a guarded memento of the moment you escaped death so it doesn't hit for me.
She needs a more filling 'burger'.
has he completely lost it?
it looks yummy
Imagine taking a burger patty, cramming it into Ana's butthole then pumping chilli sauce up there, waiting five minutes and having her fart the concoction onto a burger bun.
Now I ask you, who wouldn't want to eat that Sloppy Joe?
Most kino part of this movie was when my friend dropped me off at home and my mom had made burgers
Who smokes while eating?
I always smoke when earing breakfast on the porch
At the same time?
Well I don't smoke with food literally in my mouth, but yeah.
*eating
art hoes
>Smoking while eating
I have no idea why people do this, it's revolting. Smoking after a meal is acceptable, though still a disgusting habit.
only time i enjoyed it was eating jerky while smoking a cherry cigarillo. really changed the flavor for the better
for some reason it increases appetite
I don't know why but if you have it with a heavy meal like kalepache, it opens up space for more
someone smarter than me can explain the science
>doesn’t inhale the cigarette smoke
Always so gay
That was such an ass-pull. If any other character at any given time asked him something off the menu, even if it was a dish he made his mother and had happiest memories of doing it, he would kill him on sight.
But no, the smart and cunning independent woman was smart and cunning enough to deduce he liked to make cheesburgers. If that old man asked him for a cheeseburger he would get a fork in the eye.
>If that old man asked him for a cheeseburger he would get a fork in the eye.
But she wasn't one of them. She was a literal prostitute that had been unwittingly brought along to her own murder. And he had already given her a chance to omit herself from the proceedings.
It's a bullshit movie. He killed that actor's assistant becuase she didn't have student loans. Because that implies she is rich. These movies make it seem like you have to be a bad person if you have money (expect the producers and actors in this movies, they are one of the good ones!).
>It's a bullshit movie.
I won't disagree with that, the actor is being killed because he made a bad movie the chef watched and apparently that means he deserves to die. Regardless he'd already drawn the line and given her the chance to step on the other side of it so it's not such a stretch he lets her go after her cheeseburger stunt from a story perspective.
No he didn't. What he offered her was a chance to spend the rest of the night with the staff because she's one of them (a service provider) instead of sitting and dying with the rest of the diners. He said everyone there is dying either way tonight. He had no intention of letting her go before the cheeseburger request
>rich
>useful idiot to a useful idiot hollywood pedophile
Yes she's a bad person.
Even if she asked for a vegan burger, that cheese would still be alright
You can easily make burgers at home
Powerful
I still can't decide if I find Anya attractive or not, her and Daisy Ridley.
pre bucc chubby Anya and fresh eggs Daisy where top shelf women. If you hold views different from this you are a homosexual and in need of conversion therapy (gooning to them in their prime).
A sexy crustburger.
god this was such a shit movie
everyone involved in writing this shit should reevaluate their life choices
What didn't you like about it?
Also why do you have such shit taste?
>American film
>Focus on the film is food
>A burger saves the day
>Be European
>Be poor
>Be huge fricking turbo homosexual
>seething this much from a silly memepost
Calm down Deshawn, it's called irony and banter
Calm down, Thirdie!
Go worship a twerking Black person ass or something.
goddamnit now i want a cheeseburger. screw you guys im going to checkers. even though the one closest to me has this horrible indian woman manager who refuses to tell me the price before pitching at least three extra items. b***h this shit is already 1300 calories without cheese sticks and wings.
Anya is a qt
>american cheese is the best kind of cheese for a cheeseburge
frick off
standard deli American - yes
Boar's Head American - Yes.
Boar's Head White American - absolute patrician tier
Kraft Singles - no
Velveeta - hell god baby damn no
>I want a cheeseburger on buccal fat
how did anons get so filtered by this movie? the whole time voldemort is complaining that he lost the enjoyment and passion of cooking to the "art" of it pushed on him by his high end clientele that don't give a shit about anything or what he does. the old guy didn't even remember anything he ever ordered before. anya taylor bringing up the cheeseburger made him feel happy and remembered when he first started cooking. it was a human interaction which is why he let her go. jesus
it doesn't really gel. black comedy arguably needs more sincere pathos to work.
no it doesn't. anons are just completely oblivious to apparently even surface level plot
being jaded for 30 years because he no longer cooks burgers
that Black personplot had nothing decent about it stop trying to defend it with your low iq
you’re explaining the plot yes
people can call it stupid it doesn’t mean they didn’t “get it”
Cinemaphile will absolutely never understand this. Just because you got the subtext doesn’t mean the film is good
See also: The K_.ller
>A real cheeseburger.
And a real hero.
I'd like to stick my cheese in her burger if you know what I mean.
My second ex gf looked just like her, except she had green eyes as was more pale.
I still miss her sometimes.
shitskins and eurogroids should be given their own separate internet or go to /lgbt/.
American cheese is garbage, it's not better than cheddar in any circumstances.
>if you are rich or a little bit pretentious about food you deserve to burn to death or have your fingers cut off
>if you’re a literal prostitute who sucks dick for money without a shred of dignity or self respect you deserve to live because muh ‘service industry’
Total bullshit movie with zero tension because you’re encouraged to hate every single character and therefore don’t care who lives and who dies
this is what I mean when I say anons are dumb. what do you mean "deserves"? why are you acting like the chef isn't a deranged psycho?
You realise the greentext is the chef’s opinion, not mine right? Moron
really? I don't recall at any point the chef saying anything about "dignity or self respect". can you point out when he said that or demonstrated that at all?
Thats the most bare, surface level reading of a them i think I've ever seen on this board. And the theme isn't even all that deep to begin with...
this is literally what the movie says
low iq redditor
not an argument though
What is an ad hominem
idk but your opinion doesn’t matter because you are a redditor homosexual
Just remember, kids: If europeans actually knew anything about food, America wouldn't keep making all their dishes better than they do.
>America wouldn't keep making all their dishes better than they do.
define better in this context? by their, do you mean the americans or europeans? I don't follow
No?
I think I accept your concession? I have no idea what's going on
The fact that you can't read means you lost, Guiseppe.
>can't read
you make incoherent sentences EOP, not my fault your ability to write is worse than that an elephant's ability to paint
what happened to this guy?
You can see he hanged himself.
Absolutely deserved it too
>I LOVE COOKING SO MUCH
>no, I'm rich and have no fricking idea of how to actually cook things
I dont remember this scene
Slowjak got irritated by how much of a sycophantic scumbag that character was, made him show off that he was a fraud who actually knew nothing about cooking and then 86'd him from the Menu. That guy knew from the beginning that the Menu was an invitation to a death sentence before he even showed up and when his Michelin star twitchdaddy told him to frick off he killed himself out of shame because he had nothing to live for any more.
Mindbroken into fibrous sudoku.
>reddit spacing
Did not read.
I've been here since 2007. You Black folk who hate on readable nicely spaced text are worse than the blacked posters.
Didn't read this post either. You already outted yourself.
>i have trouble reading normal text
You could've just said you have a learning disability. It would explain why you're so femme.
>2007
holy newbie
I've been here since 2016 and I agree, the redditspacing thing is so moronic
I hate massrepliers even more than any cancer on this site
I wouldn't know what I wouldn't do without filtering those undeniably useless posts
Reddit spacers and election tourists, truly a match made in heaven.
>what is humor
The thing you can't follow, obviously.
every social political ill can be traced back to someone with the foodie archetype. therefore it's a kino.
And some real human breeding.
haven't thought about that meme film since i saw it.
How is it that cheeseburgers are so delicious? I try to keep fit so I don't eat them regularly, but if it wasn't for that I'd eat burgers at least once every week. There are so many ways of making burgers, even the ones I've made at home are great. I love hamburgers so much, and I'm not even American.
A genderless burger experience.
>NOOOO DONT MAKE FINE CUISINE WITH CLASS AND DIGNITY JUST CONSOOM HECKIN DELICIOUSO CHEESEBURGERS AND OTHER GOYSLOP
>high culture is icky, goyslop is the only real thing in the world
I wonder who could be behind this message
What are your favorite burger places?
Last night I Bond Burgered your sister
The fatal flaw in this is that if you told an artist you like their earlier work better they WILL get mad at you. In real life voldemort would say "Shut up and eat your wood"