Why does the protagonist have such thick lips?
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A series of unfortunate events
Why does the protagonist have such thick lips?
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Too make it more relatable to poc girls
Because the floor matches the ceiling.
her pussy lips aren't that fat. or have you not seen the leaks?
Say again?
HE SAID HER PUSSY LIPS AREN'T THAT FAT
she showed full bush in Sleeping Beauty, she's got a pointy clam.
debunkable in sleeping beauty
They're for kissing
how can a 14 year old girl have lips for kissing? what are you saying?
It's a show for 14 year olds. I seriously doubt anyone much older than that would be watching. I certainly don't see anything wrong with young viewers having some pretty girls and boys to look at.
its a movie
>having some pretty girls and boys to look at.
I dont see that
How can you tell that a 14 year old girl is pretty?
>how can a 14 year old girl have lips for kissing?
Juliet had them, as do hundreds of millions of 14yos around the world who are sexually active
>t. lipless gay
You're not supposed to say that, she's hebe
14 is objectively prime
Oh good...this russian poltard thread again pushing CP.
It's been 5.7 seconds, let's do another one right quick to get those quotas in, fellas!
"hebe(ophilia)" is a pointless ESL term, that exists to describe (attraction to) people with developed primary and secondary sexual characteristics. There is already a word for this. Normal. by creating another term, you imply that is abnormal to be attracted to people with developed primary and secondary sexual characteristics
Well i don't disagree, but people just automatically call it pedo now if someone is a day younger than 18. So i specify to avoid that ridiculous shit. But it should just be avoided all together sure
and you correct them by saying pedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescents, which is abnormal, as prepubescents can't bear children or even really have sexual intercourse.
Women call it pedo if a 30 year old is attracted to a 23 year old now. Stop giving weight to women's moronic opinions.
But its 'empowering' if a 54 year old roastie trots around with some 22 yr old male model just using her for the money and publicity.
Exactly. Women will always lie to men for their own immediate personal gain. Your great grandpa knew better than to take your great grandma seriously and simply knocked her up when she was 14 and kept doing it until she was 30 and that kept her too busy raising his children to be a problem for society until she was well into her 50s/60s and by then she's too old and tired and just wants to enjoy being a grandma anyway. This is how women have a happy fulfilled life as a woman who has carried out her biological imperative, but they don't consciously understand that at all, which is why it takes a man who does what he wants with a girl to keep a woman from self destructing by the time she hits her mid 20s.
The benefits of a virginal mate are obvious. This is probably what drove neotony.
The point is you're attracted to adult traits. Hips, breasts, lips. Post-pubescent traits.
However, you want to see these on the youngest possible looking woman because of the benefits of virginity.
Then, obviously, women evolved to look neotonous even when they're older, to mime this virgin look.
its also that strong, muscular women, who could fight off men, didn't survive to pass on their genes.
And behaviorally to this day the overwhelming majority of women of all ages worldwide seek to preserve or emulate the traits of young women, which is a de facto admission that young women are on average more attractive.
I hate midwit discourse like yours so very much
Let me guess, you're transitioning.
>here's my single-cause extrapolation about "why" humans are a certain way
I bet you also believe in evolution you hack
its funny how people use terms that only ever describe themselves
>I bet you also believe in evolution
Imagine being this moronic and pretending evolution is a "belief".
Wow so a christcuck and a simp for women how surprising.
That's literally because you're low IQ and the fact that you have no actual counterarguments makes you seethe. But you're still conceding the point all the same.
>call people midwit
>run away
uh. . .ok.
midwits
no further explanation necessary
You're just obviously triggered and probably shaking a bit rn bc your stupidity has been exposed but at least you received a much-needed reality check. No need to get that mad, calm down
Hello, ma'am, how's menopause going?
Ywnbaw thoughbeit
That's a lie that women have forced you to go along with.
In my day they were called DSLs but zoomers are all gay so they dont know anything about that.
We have fiber now
zoomers aren’t misogynists like you fricking homosexual
Zoomers are wimps
Yes, I know, that’s why they don’t get laid
>respeccc wahmen
leads to
>the ick
every time
It's so true. I've never gotten anywhere with any girl by trying to be nice and respectful. It's always been making fun of them and not caring what they think about me that turns them on.
People will look at this and dismiss it out of hand but it is universally true of women to behave this way.
It's incredibly fricking weird but if you want to have women eating out of your hand it's pretty much a foolproof way to do it.
The key is to be fun and playful about it. I spent all last night calling a girl a fat ass and telling her I'm gonna feed her hamburgers and she loved it. A lot of guys see that and think it means to actually be nasty and try to hurt their feelings, which obviously isn't going to get you anywhere. Be funny.
You socially autistic fricks incapable of understanding that's just being playful, Cinemaphile bros should stick to watching slop all day.
This. Zoomers should be embarrassed of themselves
>A series of unfortunate events
what her ass said after she met me, lol
hmmm
I will never be convinced that having DSL jailbait teen character whose signature move is putting her hair up was not a fully aware and completely intentional decision
I would give her a series of unfortunate events iykwim
I just don't understand you.
Holy fu-
I kneel
Holy frick i can't stop kneeling at this mesmerizing beauty.
Gonna watch it
stop touching yourself anon
Eight-generation sex puppet bred to entrance men. Proto-bene gesserit witchery.
Im ready to take the bait and then have an unfortunate series of events in jail
Cutie.
where are the thick lips
Eww what’s that yellow mark?
Looking at whatever the frick is happening to her eyes, cue ozzie accent
>ohwr nahwr
Is that Zach Braff?
Looks like a troony.
I don't know. The casting of the orphans in that show (or maybe it's the movie, idk) is not right. The Baudelaires have an aristocratic aspect. Violet especially has a wan quality that marks her as possessed of a refined an aristocratic nature. Think of Gainsborough's Blue Boy. Klaus also shouldn't be cast as some angular-jawed junior heartthrob to appeal to the undiscriminating masses. The people who make these dumb shows don't know what they're doing.
She was born that way
Impossible.
Same thing with the actress who played Violet in the Netflix adaption.
I had such a huge crush on her in my 30's
Tongue kissing hebes
Freak.
It seems cosmetic surgeons have a really hard time making plump lips look natural. It's a shame.
All I remember of Series of Unfortunate Events is "GET IN THE DAMN CAR", and the woman who wore actual stilettos
holy fricking sexo
The Netflix show was unwatchable at first, but I skipped the part covered by the film and then loved the shit out of the show.
The problem is the tone is very different from the movie, probably more accurate to the books, but where the movie changes a few things it enhances them dramatically so the show felt like a huge step down. Nah it's just different.
Still, too bad we didn't get a Jim Carrey trilogy with some of the other book content.
walled
There is something in her panties to make them poke that way at the bottom. And no it's not a dick. But I do want to find out what it is.
it's her lips you absolute virginoid
Are you implying that Emily has giant meat flappers? I don't think so. At least I hope not.
bro you could chew on those curtains
I could?
looks like a tuft of pubic hair that is thick but shaved so that it fits in a bikini bottom
that would only be the portion facing the floor, genius
Men universally prefer, kind, loving, meek, committed women.
They want creatures who will be totally devoted to serving and loving their children.
Women on the other hand universally prefer dark triad men.
The irony is that these two preferences are theoretically complementary, but women:
1) Do everything in their power to avoid the burden and responsibility of motherhood.
2) Because they prefer dark triad men, and because women understand attraction in terms of social standing and have no idea what men are attracted to, women believe they have to compete with men and project dark triad behavior to merit the worst men to be attracted to them.
So women will act b***hy, bossy, have tattoos. Because they think this shows they belong to the kinds of high-status cliques the dangerous men are in, making them attractive to those men.
They have no idea that even these men just want kind, virginal, loyal wives to raise their children.
Women are completely broken.
>So women will act b***hy, bossy, have tattoos.
This activates a man's lizard brain that a woman is primed of mating. (eg. she wants to get fricked) It's not wife material but the smart guys know this and just pump and dump. It's the simps and suckers that will wife up a woman that demonstrates tribal frick me bawd behaviour.
Well, to be fair there is a little thing here.
Bossy tattoo women trigger the male rivalry instinct. Women like this make us want to fight them.
So our attention is drawn to women like this, especially men who are more inclined to be fighters.
It's not actually attractive, except to low IQ men who lack self-awareness.
It's an attention getting mechanism that women then combine with more overt sexual gestures like showing ass and breasts. They also flex into submissiveness after they know the man's attention is fully captured.
But there's also an element of stupid white women thinking tattoos are "fitting in" and demonstrating cultural literacy to qualify for a higher social stratum where high-status men exist.
>Women are completely broken.
Women are as they've always been since the dawn of humanity. We've just stopped forcing them to stfu and follow our lead for their own good so now they're ruining everything.
This is why all civilizations saw women as property, you only have this problem because you gave them equality
Truth is only Islam can save civilization now, Western men do not have the balls to return to tradition
>pray 5 times to some homosexual in a language that sounds like vomitting
>disgusting culture
>lying and deceiving encouraged by the religion
>hierachical structure
Nah frick off, let it all burn
Enjoy having annoying women then. I’ve never seen a Muslim complain that his women were too feminist
Muslims dont have wifes, they have dogs that they frick and keep on a leash
What does this even mean? Who even makes this argument?
Cinemaphile is a Malina board.
Yes.
God I want to make out with her
I want my penis to make out with her, is that weird?
Making out and doing lewd hand stuff is miles better than sex
Why it´s allowed to make thread about those minors, but Ever Anderson threads get deleted and banned?
Literally built for loving smooches
Did she have hairy armpits?
Same reason she's short and cute
I want to kiss her on her upper and lower lips
Lower lips mean her c**t.
How can a 32 lvl wizard acquire a cute very young gf
I recommend hanging out near schools since the morning and watch them. I do this all the time.
don't people find it weird?if you go there often teachers, parents might recognize you
I wear different facemasks all the time and stand quietly behind the fence. Sometimes a clown mask, sometimes just a blank emotionless face.
Just fight the urge to grip the chain link while you ogle.
I bet anons would put their massive fat thick veiny wieners inside those little flowers
What's with all these grown men lusting over little girls? That's seriously fricked up.
are the prepubescents in the room with you right now?
how was it they were able to find two perfect girls for Violet?
because its easy to find hot 14 year old girls willing to do pretty much anything.
Anything?
its sad you immediately thought of an eceleb in response to literally anything.
Huh?
did i stutter?
I'm just confused why you're throwing a fit about a picture in a pedo thread
>pedo
Look up what words mean before using them.
Why does your generation interpret all response as angered?
more like Lemony Sniffet
what?
>She was born in New York City to a German-Palestinian-mother, and an American father of Romanian-israeli descent.
yes weissman is, shock horror, israeli
what i dont understand is what that has to do with browning or how that relates to "Cinemaphile btfo"
Lips.
SEXO IN THE BAGINA
Emily is too old now unfortunately
The Baudelaires are canonically israeli
Why was this phenotype so common in early 2000s children's movies?
marketing to straight men wasn't taboo
>This
The world was a more beautiful place before everything became about women and gays. Now it's all minimalism and fat b***hes.
I had such hopes for her adult career and then she didn't have one. Sad. Many such cases.
>I had such hopes for her adult career and then she didn't have one. Sad. Many such cases.
Because she quit acting for several years to go to school and college. She wanted to earn a degree and get an education while she was still young and college aged. She returned to acting after graduating college.
Because it is fricking hot, and that sells tickets. Anna Popplewell is still scorching btw.
In the show the Magicians a young actress plays young Jane Chatwin and there's a scene where the tree tries to eat her and there is, I would say, an unreasonable amount of leg revealed under her skirt.
What evolutionary advantage is there to big lips?
Lets you see their blood quality or something, and therefore how healthy they are
Red Lipstick mimics this
It's been theorized that full/reddish lips are a sign of reproductive health and resemble vulvas/veganas.
Because the script calls for it.
repent wicked ones
I miss the late 00s, early 10s casting of young actresses with DSLs. They made watching shows worth it
brehs
Shotabros rise up
>just chilling in my moronic normie corral zone with my mexican coke
>I just love the hustle and the bustle of the big city..
>let me casually take a picture in front of a couple passionately kissing each other
???
I just realized
>no tattoos
None on Emily either
Hmm.
I wonder if the baby is hot now. Guys, I know, but she's probably 17 or 18 now.
she got PRODUCERED didn't she
She likes sucking and fricking but not with the right guys.
Maybe it's just me but does anyone else think this girl has rather full lips?
For worshipping large melinated phalluses
>Lipped for LMP
So she can suck israelite producers' dicks better.
how do you have a thousand wiener stare at such a young age? some kind of pregnancy sex ganbang corruption?
If her age has 2 digits she's had a penis in at least one of her holes before.
With some regional/religious/cultural exceptions, turns out most people no longer wait until they start fricking. With the amount of porn available and a general discarding of prudishness, it can be assumed that the majority of post-puberty women are having sex.