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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah she doesn't even have any ear gauges or a penis.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    greeks had never seen a woman without facial hair

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she doesn't even have any ear gauges or a penis.

      So very based

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rose Byrne's character (I forget her name) was way hotter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bryseis ?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's no Sienna Guillroy but she is much better than the Troy: Fall of a City Helen

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde woman in swarthlands
    seems pretty realistic to me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      multiple characters in the Iliad are described with blonde hair

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        southrons call light brown hair blond

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about "yellow" as Ulysses is described

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kings get really upset when cowardly prettyboys cuck them.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Missing facial tattoos, nose ring, tongue piercings, lip fillers, and purple dyed hair.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having been to Greece, this is an unfathomable beauty there.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute goddess

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Greece didn’t have plastic surgery 3000 years ago.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, in the other direction

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rofl

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a conventionally attractive woman with big round breasts and a nice slim figure. You'd shit your pants if a woman like that even say hi to you in real life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You'd shit your pants if a woman like that even say hi to you in real life.

      Not everyone is a sheltered coomer brain.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you are.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Projection

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      diane kruger in troy... one of my first faps

      fake breasts btw

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    diane kruger in troy... one of my first faps

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It that a nipple?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The face that launched a thousand ships in the other direction.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop replying to 186810744, just report for extremely low quality or spamming.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a thousand ships for THIS?
    It was an honor thing, something your kind will never understand. Now go get your shinebox you prostitute of aphrodite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more that she was literally the last demigodess still alive at the time. She would have had incredible beauty, but it was her lineage that was the most important thing.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In a relationship with Joshua Jackson for 10 years
    What are the odds that she has genital herpes bros? I'm thinking it's high.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's pretty clean living.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no. Known as one of the biggest serial cheaters in Hollywood and known to have passed the herp onto at least one actress.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I don't pay much attention.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Either did Katie

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's just embarrassing. I was basically born with cold sores, my mother has always had them and I got my first one when I was 5 or so. It's never migrated to genital herpes and I didn't pass it on to any of my partners including my wife who I've been with for almost 15 years now. He's a piece of shit to spread it like that.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They both hot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah thx you can have balding poop eye

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      girl on the right mogs the blond tbh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she's too generic for a literal half-goddess

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she was 16 and wasn't balding like a middle aged man she would be a solid 10

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TEN THOUSAND GREEKS

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill the next person i see for her to sit on me

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op is a moronic homosexual. She was a perfect Helen of Troy.

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