a toast to Morgan Spurlock

a toast to Morgan Spurlock

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this place wasn't a shithole this would be the sticky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trevor Strnad never got a sticky on Cinemaphile and I'm still salty about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was there even a sticky? There were like seven Spurlock threads when I went to bed but no sticky.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like morgue-an spurlock

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOOSSSSSSS

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does this mean McDonalds is good for you or just that alcohol is worse for you than McDonalds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means we're all going to die anyway so pick a vice you enjoy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, pick your poison and take it till the wheels fall off. Unless you wanna make life your drug.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Big Mac is much healthier than a bottle of whiskey

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be eating a burger for dinner in memory of morgan
    but I wont be drinking any alcohol or dying of cancer for him

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I want McDonald's to reintroduce super size now just for the meme and to see the reaction from people

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t anons find out what McDonald’s you went to just from the photo or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, not anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does Cinemaphile remove metadata or whatever now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exif data or something, yeah

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting, thanks. Some anon wanted me to post my ugly feet once and it made me nervous

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You still shouldn't do it. The blood vessel patterns in your skin are even more unique than fingerprints, and makes identifying you very easy. I have never posted a photograph I have taken myself on this website.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait, how would they match my blood vessel patterns? what system is that in?

                i guess i could shop it a little bit so you cant seen them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post feet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they’re really ugly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i like ugly. i hope they're large too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not 2008 anymore. this place is just as if not safer as facebook

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have supersized it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in piss to that lying homosexual.

    S

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What if I just take really small sips throughout the day?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off to McDonald's now to get a Big Mac in his honor. What's your order Cinemaphile? I'll pick it up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Double quarter pounder meal, full fat coke, 20 nuggets and whatever limited edition mcflurry is on, thanks anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >full fat coke
        full what now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt ask for a scoop of lard in his coke

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sugarwater, not cancerwater

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            better stop eating red meat anon, that's been linked to cancer just like le aspartame

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              make me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get off the computer, restless spirit of Morgan Spurlock

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You never heard of that? It's an american thing, you take an ice cream scooper and scoop out 2 scoops of solidified deep fryer fat from a dirty 5 gallon bucket and drop them in a large coke.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a fairly small order for a singular person

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat mcdonalds meal
    >half gallon of vodka for desert
    >feel like shit
    >oh my god mcdonalds is poison!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mcdonalds has the best nuggets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy's is superior to mc'cucks in every way
      don't @ me

      wrong wendy's spicy nugs are better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think that has to go to Wendy's spicy nuggies or Chic Fil A if you count those. McDonald's taste alright but the chicken is gross

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the 5th of whiskey?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOO DON'T EAT THAT BURGER IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine showing that to a medieval peasant

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would McDonald's kill him like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s cheaper than selling real food

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soak it in moonshine to soften the meat up

    Thats how he'd want you to eat it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not at all. Drinking a 6 pack of beer is unironically more healthy than eating fast food

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buns used to have <5 sesame seeds on them. Hard times!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First thing I did when I found out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im posting with a bunch of fatasses jesus christ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I eat at McDonalds 3 times a week and have a BMI of 19.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We were all younger than 25 once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. thinking of doing this too but mcdonalds is so ass in australia i don't know what to buy

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A generation of yuropoor banter dies with him

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morgan Spurlock is to fast food as George Floyd is to American society.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mcbros keep winning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually a crazy coincidence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. McDonald's is taking hits out on people.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rest In Piss you lying homosexual
    8======D~~~~~~~~

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had the Mac today, not because of this gay but because I'm fat and sad.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonalds should bring back the supersize option to honor his memory

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STICKY WHEN

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best thread on Cinemaphile right now
    >55 replies
    A fate worse than death

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How smaller did mc burgers get in the past 2 decades?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the patrician's choice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That photo doesn't look real. That's a product placement Jack in the Box you'd drive by in a racing game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack in the Box is great if you're looking to end it all through E. coli poisoning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        works on my machine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got their $4 grande sausage burrito every time it rained when I was homeless. Then within a month they increased the price 3 times and it was like $6.50. Fricking Trump economy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homeless anon votes democrat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't vote because I'm not a moron, but gun to my head if I had to I'd vote for the people that step over me vs the people that spit on me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trump presides over the first increase in real purchasing power for the average American since Johnson
            >yeah they're all the same to me tuck frump
            I can see why you deserve to be at the bottom rung of society with zero critical thinking ability

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              presides over the first increase in real purchasing power for the average American since Johnson
              What are you basing this on? The purchasing power of American households has been rising since 2010.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um, 3 times 4 is not 6.50

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the filthy fricking bum meant they increased it on three occasions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >surprised a bum can't do math

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >surprised a bum can't do math

          I'm a statistician, you morons. Three price increases does not mean three times the price.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why don't statisticisuckon deez nuts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did you know of my mental disability, anon? Are you a wizard?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whats that mean? You jerk off guys for money? wash your hands before you are writing at me, you goddamn "statistician"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use to love their sourdough jack, but I got it again for the first time in like 5 years and it's so much shittier than I remember

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they dont even photoshop to spruce up the taco images, you can still see the grease, those fricking tacos are SO GREASY, actually everything at jack in the box is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Killed the special munchies meal burgers for a shitty "build your own box" gimmick
      RIP Chick n tater melt

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie came out in 2004
    >2024, Fast Food Industry dying because of israelite greed
    >Hundreds of articles suddenly spring up out of nowhere saying "HURR DURR SPURLOCK ALCOHOLIC, MCDONALD'S GOOD, OY VEY! EAT-A DA SLOP! $5 MEAL, OMG!"

    McDonald's is still running defense 20 years later, huh. Morgan still gettin' 'em!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was this goon on SA whose username was “Spergin’ Morlock” and it always made me lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spergin morlock
      reddit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, SA.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like homosexual reddit humor to me homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, it's still SA though.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              proto reddit, you redditor.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, that was digg.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol at this salty b***h.

                >hurr durr I'm le internet edgelord old gay
                nobody cares you gen x losers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm a zoomer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then you were never on SA
                SA was for gen x burnouts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, you kept saying "reddit" when the guy clearly said SA.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was saying finding "spergin morlock" funny was reddit in spirit, I was calling him a redditor.
                fricking moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no need to be so upset over a simple correction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not upset and there was nothing to correct, is this your first time trolling btw? this feels like disappointing sex, I'm bored.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A non-upset man does not have to tell others he is not upset. What troubles you, anon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol at this salty b***h.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The blueprints for internet humor were written on SA.
            The reddit and digg "many updoots to you good gentlesir" thing is like GBS.
            The weird Twitter style is FYAD.
            The Cinemaphile style is the old edgelord contingent who got banned.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So that's why super-size me was trending on twitter

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is mcdonalds safe and effective?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morgan Spurlock
    Oh, frick... didn't realize he actually died!
    LOL!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he won

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks a bottle of whiskey with his delicious big mac meal
    >wakes up trembling and vomiting
    >blames it on the big mac.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one time I got two triple cheeseburgers, a twenty piece nugget and a large fry. And I'm not even that fat. Anyway, RIP in peace

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone redbull me on his alcoholism? I believe it but would still like to see some proofs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His actual name was Martin Sterling, and he just slurred that bad.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    found a conspiracy lads, what do we think, any connection?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the anon post where he tracked down the guy pm the right and was being an obnoxious ass and emailed him asking if he would still like to qualify that statement and the dude was like whatever? It was pretty funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at that passive aggressive seething tone in the reply lol. Here's your punk rock shock jock bro

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a toast that's an burger

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“Light Bright,” she said.
    >“What?”
    >“Light bright. That kids toy, that’s all I can see and think about,” she said … and then she started to cry. I didn’t know what to do. We stopped having sex and I rolled beside her. I tried to comfort her. To make her feel better. I thought I was doing ok, I believed she was feeling better. She believed she was raped.
    what did she mean by this?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does McDonald’s put sugar in their buns. I want to eat bread not a birthday cake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      america puts a shitload of sugar in most bread. subway is probably the worst about it

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >22 yo friend who weighs 120 lbs told me "Fast food is only bad if you eat it everyday" and I told him to get his lipids checked
    >Ends up with over 9000 LDL, Hemoglobin A1C, Low Vit D, Low Testosterone, and a host of comorbidities
    >He still eats like shit
    >mfw

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shoot went to McDonald's today when I saw the news. So glad that homosexual is dead.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, one of the last great fastfood places

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >for the next month I'll be eating nothing but McDonald's
    drinks beer
    >that's for breakfast, supper and dinner!
    takes shot of tequila
    >nothing but Mac D
    downs entire bottle of vodka
    >yessiree, my entire diet is on Ronald's hands now
    gulps down gallon of moonshine
    >haven't even started and I can already feel my liver starting to shut down
    vomits
    >fricking McDonald's I tell ya, destroying my pristine vegan body
    snorts cocaine
    >SUPER SIZE ME, BABY!
    dies of cancer

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