You still shouldn't do it. The blood vessel patterns in your skin are even more unique than fingerprints, and makes identifying you very easy. I have never posted a photograph I have taken myself on this website.
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wait, how would they match my blood vessel patterns? what system is that in?
i guess i could shop it a little bit so you cant seen them
You never heard of that? It's an american thing, you take an ice cream scooper and scoop out 2 scoops of solidified deep fryer fat from a dirty 5 gallon bucket and drop them in a large coke.
I got their $4 grande sausage burrito every time it rained when I was homeless. Then within a month they increased the price 3 times and it was like $6.50. Fricking Trump economy
>trump presides over the first increase in real purchasing power for the average American since Johnson >yeah they're all the same to me tuck frump
I can see why you deserve to be at the bottom rung of society with zero critical thinking ability
presides over the first increase in real purchasing power for the average American since Johnson
What are you basing this on? The purchasing power of American households has been rising since 2010.
they dont even photoshop to spruce up the taco images, you can still see the grease, those fricking tacos are SO GREASY, actually everything at jack in the box is
>Movie came out in 2004 >2024, Fast Food Industry dying because of israelite greed >Hundreds of articles suddenly spring up out of nowhere saying "HURR DURR SPURLOCK ALCOHOLIC, MCDONALD'S GOOD, OY VEY! EAT-A DA SLOP! $5 MEAL, OMG!"
McDonald's is still running defense 20 years later, huh. Morgan still gettin' 'em!
The blueprints for internet humor were written on SA.
The reddit and digg "many updoots to you good gentlesir" thing is like GBS.
The weird Twitter style is FYAD.
The Cinemaphile style is the old edgelord contingent who got banned.
Anyone got the anon post where he tracked down the guy pm the right and was being an obnoxious ass and emailed him asking if he would still like to qualify that statement and the dude was like whatever? It was pretty funny
>“Light Bright,” she said. >“What?” >“Light bright. That kids toy, that’s all I can see and think about,” she said … and then she started to cry. I didn’t know what to do. We stopped having sex and I rolled beside her. I tried to comfort her. To make her feel better. I thought I was doing ok, I believed she was feeling better. She believed she was raped.
what did she mean by this?
>22 yo friend who weighs 120 lbs told me "Fast food is only bad if you eat it everyday" and I told him to get his lipids checked >Ends up with over 9000 LDL, Hemoglobin A1C, Low Vit D, Low Testosterone, and a host of comorbidities >He still eats like shit >mfw
>for the next month I'll be eating nothing but McDonald's
drinks beer >that's for breakfast, supper and dinner!
takes shot of tequila >nothing but Mac D
downs entire bottle of vodka >yessiree, my entire diet is on Ronald's hands now
gulps down gallon of moonshine >haven't even started and I can already feel my liver starting to shut down
vomits >fricking McDonald's I tell ya, destroying my pristine vegan body
snorts cocaine >SUPER SIZE ME, BABY!
dies of cancer
if this place wasn't a shithole this would be the sticky
Trevor Strnad never got a sticky on Cinemaphile and I'm still salty about it
Was there even a sticky? There were like seven Spurlock threads when I went to bed but no sticky.
more like morgue-an spurlock
CARLOOSSSSSSS
So does this mean McDonalds is good for you or just that alcohol is worse for you than McDonalds?
It means we're all going to die anyway so pick a vice you enjoy.
Pretty much, pick your poison and take it till the wheels fall off. Unless you wanna make life your drug.
A Big Mac is much healthier than a bottle of whiskey
I'm going to be eating a burger for dinner in memory of morgan
but I wont be drinking any alcohol or dying of cancer for him
God I want McDonald's to reintroduce super size now just for the meme and to see the reaction from people
Can’t anons find out what McDonald’s you went to just from the photo or something?
nah, not anymore
does Cinemaphile remove metadata or whatever now?
exif data or something, yeah
Interesting, thanks. Some anon wanted me to post my ugly feet once and it made me nervous
You still shouldn't do it. The blood vessel patterns in your skin are even more unique than fingerprints, and makes identifying you very easy. I have never posted a photograph I have taken myself on this website.
wait, how would they match my blood vessel patterns? what system is that in?
i guess i could shop it a little bit so you cant seen them
post feet
Nah they’re really ugly
i like ugly. i hope they're large too.
it's not 2008 anymore. this place is just as if not safer as facebook
Should have supersized it
Rest in piss to that lying homosexual.
S
What if I just take really small sips throughout the day?
Off to McDonald's now to get a Big Mac in his honor. What's your order Cinemaphile? I'll pick it up.
Double quarter pounder meal, full fat coke, 20 nuggets and whatever limited edition mcflurry is on, thanks anon.
>full fat coke
full what now?
>he doesnt ask for a scoop of lard in his coke
Sugarwater, not cancerwater
better stop eating red meat anon, that's been linked to cancer just like le aspartame
make me
Get off the computer, restless spirit of Morgan Spurlock
You never heard of that? It's an american thing, you take an ice cream scooper and scoop out 2 scoops of solidified deep fryer fat from a dirty 5 gallon bucket and drop them in a large coke.
That’s a fairly small order for a singular person
>eat mcdonalds meal
>half gallon of vodka for desert
>feel like shit
>oh my god mcdonalds is poison!
mcdonalds has the best nuggets
Wendy's is superior to mc'cucks in every way
don't @ me
wrong wendy's spicy nugs are better
i think that has to go to Wendy's spicy nuggies or Chic Fil A if you count those. McDonald's taste alright but the chicken is gross
Where's the 5th of whiskey?
NOOOOOOO DON'T EAT THAT BURGER IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU
Imagine showing that to a medieval peasant
Why would McDonald's kill him like this?
It’s cheaper than selling real food
Soak it in moonshine to soften the meat up
Thats how he'd want you to eat it
Not at all. Drinking a 6 pack of beer is unironically more healthy than eating fast food
Buns used to have <5 sesame seeds on them. Hard times!
First thing I did when I found out.
im posting with a bunch of fatasses jesus christ
I eat at McDonalds 3 times a week and have a BMI of 19.
We were all younger than 25 once.
based. thinking of doing this too but mcdonalds is so ass in australia i don't know what to buy
A generation of yuropoor banter dies with him
Morgan Spurlock is to fast food as George Floyd is to American society.
Mcbros keep winning
that's actually a crazy coincidence
Jesus. McDonald's is taking hits out on people.
Rest In Piss you lying homosexual
8======D~~~~~~~~
I actually had the Mac today, not because of this gay but because I'm fat and sad.
McDonalds should bring back the supersize option to honor his memory
STICKY WHEN
>best thread on Cinemaphile right now
>55 replies
A fate worse than death
How smaller did mc burgers get in the past 2 decades?
the patrician's choice
That photo doesn't look real. That's a product placement Jack in the Box you'd drive by in a racing game.
Jack in the Box is great if you're looking to end it all through E. coli poisoning.
works on my machine
I got their $4 grande sausage burrito every time it rained when I was homeless. Then within a month they increased the price 3 times and it was like $6.50. Fricking Trump economy
>homeless anon votes democrat
I don't vote because I'm not a moron, but gun to my head if I had to I'd vote for the people that step over me vs the people that spit on me.
>trump presides over the first increase in real purchasing power for the average American since Johnson
>yeah they're all the same to me tuck frump
I can see why you deserve to be at the bottom rung of society with zero critical thinking ability
presides over the first increase in real purchasing power for the average American since Johnson
What are you basing this on? The purchasing power of American households has been rising since 2010.
um, 3 times 4 is not 6.50
the filthy fricking bum meant they increased it on three occasions.
>surprised a bum can't do math
I'm a statistician, you morons. Three price increases does not mean three times the price.
why don't statisticisuckon deez nuts
How did you know of my mental disability, anon? Are you a wizard?
whats that mean? You jerk off guys for money? wash your hands before you are writing at me, you goddamn "statistician"
I use to love their sourdough jack, but I got it again for the first time in like 5 years and it's so much shittier than I remember
they dont even photoshop to spruce up the taco images, you can still see the grease, those fricking tacos are SO GREASY, actually everything at jack in the box is
>Killed the special munchies meal burgers for a shitty "build your own box" gimmick
RIP Chick n tater melt
>Movie came out in 2004
>2024, Fast Food Industry dying because of israelite greed
>Hundreds of articles suddenly spring up out of nowhere saying "HURR DURR SPURLOCK ALCOHOLIC, MCDONALD'S GOOD, OY VEY! EAT-A DA SLOP! $5 MEAL, OMG!"
McDonald's is still running defense 20 years later, huh. Morgan still gettin' 'em!
There was this goon on SA whose username was “Spergin’ Morlock” and it always made me lol.
>spergin morlock
reddit
No, SA.
sounds like homosexual reddit humor to me homosexual
Okay, it's still SA though.
proto reddit, you redditor.
No, that was digg.
>hurr durr I'm le internet edgelord old gay
nobody cares you gen x losers
No, I'm a zoomer.
then you were never on SA
SA was for gen x burnouts
I know, you kept saying "reddit" when the guy clearly said SA.
I was saying finding "spergin morlock" funny was reddit in spirit, I was calling him a redditor.
fricking moron
There's no need to be so upset over a simple correction.
I'm not upset and there was nothing to correct, is this your first time trolling btw? this feels like disappointing sex, I'm bored.
A non-upset man does not have to tell others he is not upset. What troubles you, anon?
I do
lol at this salty b***h.
The blueprints for internet humor were written on SA.
The reddit and digg "many updoots to you good gentlesir" thing is like GBS.
The weird Twitter style is FYAD.
The Cinemaphile style is the old edgelord contingent who got banned.
So that's why super-size me was trending on twitter
Is mcdonalds safe and effective?
>Morgan Spurlock
Oh, frick... didn't realize he actually died!
LOL!
he won
>drinks a bottle of whiskey with his delicious big mac meal
>wakes up trembling and vomiting
>blames it on the big mac.
This one time I got two triple cheeseburgers, a twenty piece nugget and a large fry. And I'm not even that fat. Anyway, RIP in peace
Can anyone redbull me on his alcoholism? I believe it but would still like to see some proofs.
His actual name was Martin Sterling, and he just slurred that bad.
found a conspiracy lads, what do we think, any connection?
Anyone got the anon post where he tracked down the guy pm the right and was being an obnoxious ass and emailed him asking if he would still like to qualify that statement and the dude was like whatever? It was pretty funny
Look at that passive aggressive seething tone in the reply lol. Here's your punk rock shock jock bro
that's not a toast that's an burger
>“Light Bright,” she said.
>“What?”
>“Light bright. That kids toy, that’s all I can see and think about,” she said … and then she started to cry. I didn’t know what to do. We stopped having sex and I rolled beside her. I tried to comfort her. To make her feel better. I thought I was doing ok, I believed she was feeling better. She believed she was raped.
what did she mean by this?
Why does McDonald’s put sugar in their buns. I want to eat bread not a birthday cake.
america puts a shitload of sugar in most bread. subway is probably the worst about it
>22 yo friend who weighs 120 lbs told me "Fast food is only bad if you eat it everyday" and I told him to get his lipids checked
>Ends up with over 9000 LDL, Hemoglobin A1C, Low Vit D, Low Testosterone, and a host of comorbidities
>He still eats like shit
>mfw
I shoot went to McDonald's today when I saw the news. So glad that homosexual is dead.
Behold, one of the last great fastfood places
>for the next month I'll be eating nothing but McDonald's
drinks beer
>that's for breakfast, supper and dinner!
takes shot of tequila
>nothing but Mac D
downs entire bottle of vodka
>yessiree, my entire diet is on Ronald's hands now
gulps down gallon of moonshine
>haven't even started and I can already feel my liver starting to shut down
vomits
>fricking McDonald's I tell ya, destroying my pristine vegan body
snorts cocaine
>SUPER SIZE ME, BABY!
dies of cancer