anon, homosexuals judge simply by homosexual standards. You see how they dress and act, how they appear. When you see them dressed like a colorful gay clown, and you cannot help but to internally recoil, that is them trying to look attractive. So the judgement of someone that is bent, that has an ill mind, their opinion is a meaningless one. If you want to attract a woman, clean yourself, get a job you can be proud of, and get good at pretending you have confidence. Asking some queer will not aid you in your endeavor. Unless your mission is acquiring HIV and monkeypox.
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>get a job you can be proud of
How? What kind of a job
I remember being 14, watching this show and even at that age it was just too unrealistic. Out of all the famous sitcom couples this one was the least realistic, took you out of the show as soon as you really thought about it.
No, that ones makes sense, she wants paper, inherentence, shes kind of a gold digger.
I know OP is a brain dead troll but King of Queens is actually an uncomfortably realistic take on a relationship. The constant tension in the household that ends up exploding into a huge bitter argument is very true to life. Doug's appearance is used as ammunition by Kari during these arguments which is also true to life. The plots are petty sitcom bullshit but the underlying dissatisfaction with married life is on full display.
>Doug's appearance is used as ammunition by Kari during these arguments
theres literally an entire episode thats just about Doug losing a ton of weight and Carrie being pissed off that Doug is attractive now
You nerds think fat guys can't get laid, but they can. Being funny is what women like to0 be around. And, no, writing "my friends say I'm funny" on your Tinder doesn't count. Write something funny on your tinder instead. If you're fat, short, and unfunny then find a gremloid goblina who will be thankful just to get a green card (but will probably also cheat on you at some point) or just end it all.
he’s funny and a good guy who can somehow own a how in queens ny on a ups driver salary. not to mention he let her demented dad live with them.
whats unrealistic is the 2000’s cliche of white guy with black best friend. never seen it irl. they maybe be acquaintances, they may be friends, but i’ve never seen a white guy and black guy be best friends. and im talking before wokeism too
Carrie was an absolutely horrible wife and person, she emasculated Doug constantly and whenever he tried to better himself she just shit all over his dreams. Like getting fit, or the sandwich shop, or becoming a wienertail bartender.
Eh. Steady job with benefits, good income, has a house in one of the most expensive markets in the world. His wife is pretty but is already in her 30s which is when women start to look for stability.
It's pretty believable. If you own a house in Los Angeles or New York or are in line to inherit one - you can have your pick of most girls in their 30s.
he's handsome and agreeable and she's an unlikeable shrew. yes
lmao he isn't handsome but yes on the other stuff
don't lmao me moron, he's a manlet but he's not ugly
okay well i'm into dudes, and you definitely aren't, i'll tell you what is what it is and you can shut the frick up. he's not handsome. okay sweetie?
homosexuals are mentally diseased, so your judgement is meaningless
If I post a pic of me will you tell me if I’m handsome or not
anon, homosexuals judge simply by homosexual standards. You see how they dress and act, how they appear. When you see them dressed like a colorful gay clown, and you cannot help but to internally recoil, that is them trying to look attractive. So the judgement of someone that is bent, that has an ill mind, their opinion is a meaningless one. If you want to attract a woman, clean yourself, get a job you can be proud of, and get good at pretending you have confidence. Asking some queer will not aid you in your endeavor. Unless your mission is acquiring HIV and monkeypox.
>get a job you can be proud of
How? What kind of a job
He's fun to be around, well liked, steady job and he's decently masculine and well groomed. Women don't care as much about looks
>this was considered morbidly obese in the 90s
To the time machine!!
This is realistic.
Old rich boomer marries green card craving Latinx bimbo.
he probably has a giant wiener
If wiener is code for wallet then you're absolutely right.
It explained in the show she only is with him because of the money and so he can pay for her childs college education
Goldigger latinx single mother bimbo hooking up with rich guy? Many such cases.
Their child would never come out looking like he does. He'd look like the lightskinned child from Chef.
I remember being 14, watching this show and even at that age it was just too unrealistic. Out of all the famous sitcom couples this one was the least realistic, took you out of the show as soon as you really thought about it.
No, that ones makes sense, she wants paper, inherentence, shes kind of a gold digger.
>bagged her when they were in their 20's
>both hot
>guy let go, girl kept in shape
many such cases moron
Back then white men still had societal value
t. grubhub driver
*far white men I should have said
In the 90s and 00s yeah, looks about right.
No mot even then
Maybe not if you live in Beverly Hills or some shit otherwise yes in 99% of the world.
no shit, he's a good looking stocky guy who can protect his woman
>stocky
He's fat.
>fat
Hes morbidly obese
I think they’re both very sweet and fun characters. ^__^
It is quite realistic actually. Schlubby guy ends up with semi-attractive woman because no one else will put up with her shit.
Yes? nowadays the woman would be just as fat as the guy.
He was a chad athlete in highschool when they got together and only got fat later
I know OP is a brain dead troll but King of Queens is actually an uncomfortably realistic take on a relationship. The constant tension in the household that ends up exploding into a huge bitter argument is very true to life. Doug's appearance is used as ammunition by Kari during these arguments which is also true to life. The plots are petty sitcom bullshit but the underlying dissatisfaction with married life is on full display.
Who hurt you?
his ex wife
>Doug's appearance is used as ammunition by Kari during these arguments
theres literally an entire episode thats just about Doug losing a ton of weight and Carrie being pissed off that Doug is attractive now
Wait a second...... when I grew up his name was "Doug Hefferman", but now the wiki says it's "Heffernan" instead....
MANDALAY BROS GET IN HERE
>Doug Heavyman
>main character is fat
jesus christ the writers were fricking lazy with this one eh
OOFY DOOFY
OH MY GOD HE'S GOT veganaS IN JARS!
literally me and my gf
You nerds think fat guys can't get laid, but they can. Being funny is what women like to0 be around. And, no, writing "my friends say I'm funny" on your Tinder doesn't count. Write something funny on your tinder instead. If you're fat, short, and unfunny then find a gremloid goblina who will be thankful just to get a green card (but will probably also cheat on you at some point) or just end it all.
He looks slightly less ugly and she looks FAR uglier than I remember. Also
>yfw you've got dog shit on your shoes and you walk in the house and your wife says oh you brought home pizza yay!
i know a couple like them irl, some weird hot girl from my high school who has a fetish for fat guys, she was really attracted to fat johna hill
Johna hill was never fat.
Hey Jonah
Yes you were
love em
Give him a beard and make her hair blonde
lot of couple in the south that look like this
She just wants his fat BWC
he has some wienersucking lips tho
he’s funny and a good guy who can somehow own a how in queens ny on a ups driver salary. not to mention he let her demented dad live with them.
whats unrealistic is the 2000’s cliche of white guy with black best friend. never seen it irl. they maybe be acquaintances, they may be friends, but i’ve never seen a white guy and black guy be best friends. and im talking before wokeism too
Carrie was an absolutely horrible wife and person, she emasculated Doug constantly and whenever he tried to better himself she just shit all over his dreams. Like getting fit, or the sandwich shop, or becoming a wienertail bartender.
Eh. Steady job with benefits, good income, has a house in one of the most expensive markets in the world. His wife is pretty but is already in her 30s which is when women start to look for stability.
It's pretty believable. If you own a house in Los Angeles or New York or are in line to inherit one - you can have your pick of most girls in their 30s.
I see couples like this all the time on my daily run