shut the frick up b***h and give me the coordinates where you dumped a historical treasure worth millions of dollars into the ocean because you had to cheat on your husband and have a mental breakdown
>honey i have to woek late again to make our mortgage payment >ohhhh... sorry to hear that, dear. >*continues to refrain from mentioning bit of israelitelry worth the fortune that she likes to look at sometime*
I can't believe they had her basically shit on her husband to the man's fricking granddaughter in the scene
Why didn't they just have her say some shit like "nobody made me feel like Jack did until your grandfather" or something
I love my nan but if she said something like that about my grandad I'd be throwing shit around that room
Women are a mess. If it was discovered all women on Earth are like The Thing, just one collective hive mind designed to ruin men and all the actual human women were destroyed long ago I wouldn’t be that surprised. There’s just something so absurd about them.
fact. In time:
You see this fricking piece of shit right here. This thing wants to destroy all of civilization. Women are the cancer of the world. Have something you enjoy? They'll ruin it. Have something you want to build? They'll tear it down. Have something you want to invest in? They'll crash it with no survivors. These pampered, privileged creatures have life so god damn good and easy that they actively seek out ways to introduce difficulties into others lives, so they can pretend to solve problems. They are envious of the male drive to create and build. They are envious of the male intellect and physical capabilities. They sit around all day every day for their entire lives wishing they had a penis.
Even worse, there are fellow men who fail to see the destructive nature of these emotional beasts. They actively fight against their own interests to help women destroy what men who are more successful than they built. These traitors deserve hell. They go by many names, they betray their brothers out of jealously and act like women in response to that emotion.
It's a weird line. My wife is always saying I need to open up more and men don't know how to share feelings. I remember my mother used to say that to my father, too. I think that's a common stereotype. So women share everything and also have a deep well of secrets?
>Cal goes broke during the depression and kills himself >Rose never faces any financial hardship and keeps the priceless diamond that she has zero sentimental attachment to
>wants nothing to do with Cal after the sinking >except for this priceless artefact I stole from him that ill keep even though he loses all his money teehee
Everyone on this stupid fricking board says she and Jack would’ve been poor bums but they forget she stole the diamond so her and Jack could live the good life. Fricking incels.
Am I a misogynist for this making me angry?
I know what ragebait is, I know that I often read about things that make me angry but Titanic just makes me feel fricking furious
No, I was a teenage boy when Titanic was all the rage and literally nobody would stop talking about it, and I finally saw it in VHS, in a room filled with women (my cousin and a dozen of her friends, a couple of them extremely hot) all I could muster by the end was "Wow, how selfish" and I got the most seething stares I've ever seen in my life.
Fortunately this thought me a priceless lesson about women and I did end up having sex with one my cousin's super hot friends a few times.
>a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets
I don't think: "I've been fantasizing about Chad's dick for 40 years and can't commit to any man." is very deep. But that's just me.
>A woman's got got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until she bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.
>yeah I went on an international resort yacht vacation and I had really good sex with this unemployed hot guy it was sooo fun, it was even funner than staying at home doing work and errands and all the unexciting things you have to do in life besides elope and have vacation sex, I really liked that anonymous homeless stranger and his availability on the night I was partying, more than I like the austere and often stressed out way in which my working husband achieves our necessary income. I don’t know what it is, the interactions with my husband seem so long-term and impactful, like everything we do is in careful consideration of our future and lifestyle, for some reason having sex on vacation with this stranger for one night wasn’t like that. It was so beautiful and carefree, like some sort of pleasure trip.
Uh, no shit lady? Sure I’d probably remember a great vacation night out with some hot stranger my entire life, but I wouldn’t act frickin betrayed or bewildered why going to work balancing my checkbook and raising my kids wasn’t as fun. Does this batty c**t actually think she would last an hour in Jack’s real life? She wouldn’t feel like anywhere was safe to even sit down.
Yeah and this Loatian chick I fricked back in 1974 was a hell of a belly dancer, she used to say she would come to america and be a star, before her village was bombed of course. Whenever your mother’s acting like a c**t I think about that woman, god she was just happy for a hot meal, would never have asked me to get rid of my car
imagine being one of the only people to survive the titanic and feeling like the rest of your life is in its shadow. americans probably fantasize for 9/11 tier tragedy.
Now imagine she was your 80 year old grandfather instead, a man, throwing an equally priced watch into the ocean to honor this Colombian woman he fricked on vacation in 1973
>End of her life, telling her story to relatives >completely forgets her husband who spent 40 years together to talk about a young man during a trip
Why are they like this?
shut the frick up b***h and give me the coordinates where you dumped a historical treasure worth millions of dollars into the ocean because you had to cheat on your husband and have a mental breakdown
Why do YOU deserve to have it?
Cheat on husband? She was unmarried during the events on the ship
>honey i have to woek late again to make our mortgage payment
>ohhhh... sorry to hear that, dear.
>*continues to refrain from mentioning bit of israelitelry worth the fortune that she likes to look at sometime*
>a man's adulterous behavior, on the other hand, is desire for surface level satisfaction and entirely rooted in poor impulse control
what did they mean by this
>Finds out she was a lifelong prostitute
Sad! Many such cases.
I can't believe they had her basically shit on her husband to the man's fricking granddaughter in the scene
Why didn't they just have her say some shit like "nobody made me feel like Jack did until your grandfather" or something
I love my nan but if she said something like that about my grandad I'd be throwing shit around that room
>that actress is probably dead by now
13 years now, as a matter of fact
bawd
her gradn daughter wasn't that old/
she must have fricked her way across America and back through eupore before she settled down
and you just know that she only fricks black men
I just know that your nose bridge is curved
>I fricked a guy on a boat once
Wow what a heckin ocean of le secrets
>>a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets
here's what she actually meant
you just know
More like a shallow piss-puddle really.
prostitute and lie prostitute and lie, that's all you're good for. oh and gossip and complain in between.
>women are le mystical
>gives her virginity (big deal in the 1910s) to a guy she's known for 24 hours because she's rebelling against her mother
Hundreds of people died that night yet wad all about her oh pitty me frickery. Typical woman behavior.
I thought this was the new Saw X thread for a minute...
Women are a mess. If it was discovered all women on Earth are like The Thing, just one collective hive mind designed to ruin men and all the actual human women were destroyed long ago I wouldn’t be that surprised. There’s just something so absurd about them.
Brilliant
fact. In time:
You see this fricking piece of shit right here. This thing wants to destroy all of civilization. Women are the cancer of the world. Have something you enjoy? They'll ruin it. Have something you want to build? They'll tear it down. Have something you want to invest in? They'll crash it with no survivors. These pampered, privileged creatures have life so god damn good and easy that they actively seek out ways to introduce difficulties into others lives, so they can pretend to solve problems. They are envious of the male drive to create and build. They are envious of the male intellect and physical capabilities. They sit around all day every day for their entire lives wishing they had a penis.
Even worse, there are fellow men who fail to see the destructive nature of these emotional beasts. They actively fight against their own interests to help women destroy what men who are more successful than they built. These traitors deserve hell. They go by many names, they betray their brothers out of jealously and act like women in response to that emotion.
>ocean of secrets
She fricked a random guy on a boat, then stole his name after the boat sank. That's an ocean about as deep as a full bottle cap
>did you ever hear of mobies dick sonny? ah yes now thats a story
>when the plane hit the north tower, I remembered Jack hitting my cervex
It's a weird line. My wife is always saying I need to open up more and men don't know how to share feelings. I remember my mother used to say that to my father, too. I think that's a common stereotype. So women share everything and also have a deep well of secrets?
The moment you open up she gets an ick. Never do this
Don't open up to her if you really need to do it with a male friend, women will never ever understand you.
>open up to a woman
>she immediately exploited it then tried to get me fired when I was no longer useful
never again
Never do this. I opened up to an ex once and I could tell she immediately began losing interest in me.
>fricks one guy
>nyeow ho! I am a mystical deep enchanted puzzle! Do not try to comprehend me, I contain multitudes!
Translation: women are prostitutes.
Women were a mistake
Built for BBC
Broke bum wiener
>Cal goes broke during the depression and kills himself
>Rose never faces any financial hardship and keeps the priceless diamond that she has zero sentimental attachment to
>wants nothing to do with Cal after the sinking
>except for this priceless artefact I stole from him that ill keep even though he loses all his money teehee
Everyone on this stupid fricking board says she and Jack would’ve been poor bums but they forget she stole the diamond so her and Jack could live the good life. Fricking incels.
It had an alternate ending and she was completely mask off.
that's literally so moronic was that AI
Would it even be possible to sell it though
its a priceless well known artefact that wouldn't exactly have been easy to sell quietly
Am I a misogynist for this making me angry?
I know what ragebait is, I know that I often read about things that make me angry but Titanic just makes me feel fricking furious
No, I was a teenage boy when Titanic was all the rage and literally nobody would stop talking about it, and I finally saw it in VHS, in a room filled with women (my cousin and a dozen of her friends, a couple of them extremely hot) all I could muster by the end was "Wow, how selfish" and I got the most seething stares I've ever seen in my life.
Fortunately this thought me a priceless lesson about women and I did end up having sex with one my cousin's super hot friends a few times.
>a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets
I don't think: "I've been fantasizing about Chad's dick for 40 years and can't commit to any man." is very deep. But that's just me.
Makes me wonder whos the bigger messed up prostitute, rose or that jenny b***h from forrest gump.
Jenny. She fricked a moron and gave him AIDS
>I've been hiding this diamond in my ass for 84 years
All this shit played out because people didn't know what a crazy BPD b***h is, crazy times
And somehow men are supposed to read their minds.
>A woman's got got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until she bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.
>THAT NECKLACE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>Whips the necklace out of her hand onto the ship and shoulder bumps her off the boat
Woulda been a better ending tbqh
>yeah I went on an international resort yacht vacation and I had really good sex with this unemployed hot guy it was sooo fun, it was even funner than staying at home doing work and errands and all the unexciting things you have to do in life besides elope and have vacation sex, I really liked that anonymous homeless stranger and his availability on the night I was partying, more than I like the austere and often stressed out way in which my working husband achieves our necessary income. I don’t know what it is, the interactions with my husband seem so long-term and impactful, like everything we do is in careful consideration of our future and lifestyle, for some reason having sex on vacation with this stranger for one night wasn’t like that. It was so beautiful and carefree, like some sort of pleasure trip.
Uh, no shit lady? Sure I’d probably remember a great vacation night out with some hot stranger my entire life, but I wouldn’t act frickin betrayed or bewildered why going to work balancing my checkbook and raising my kids wasn’t as fun. Does this batty c**t actually think she would last an hour in Jack’s real life? She wouldn’t feel like anywhere was safe to even sit down.
B-BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO SKETCH... HE IS LE TORTURED ARTIST... SO DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS
Yeah and this Loatian chick I fricked back in 1974 was a hell of a belly dancer, she used to say she would come to america and be a star, before her village was bombed of course. Whenever your mother’s acting like a c**t I think about that woman, god she was just happy for a hot meal, would never have asked me to get rid of my car
>For the last time Grandma Rose, your great-granddaughter has cancer, please give us the israeliteel, it could save her life!
imagine being one of the only people to survive the titanic and feeling like the rest of your life is in its shadow. americans probably fantasize for 9/11 tier tragedy.
Now imagine she was your 80 year old grandfather instead, a man, throwing an equally priced watch into the ocean to honor this Colombian woman he fricked on vacation in 1973
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS
titanic more like gay movie
>End of her life, telling her story to relatives
>completely forgets her husband who spent 40 years together to talk about a young man during a trip
Why are they like this?