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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no muh heckin' scary scene is coming best use some science™ to fix the problem
    Why are millennials like this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      These dudes have so little amounts of test that im amazed they haven’t grown a vegana

      Reminds me of the video game reviewer who made his wife cover his eyes when a sex scene came on in a videogame. Pure onions sauce running through those veins.

      Almost didnt recognize the guy. I liked him back in the day, looks like he turned into a walking soi bottle.

      >I DID A THING!!!
      >1M views

      jacksfilms is kino

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    These dudes have so little amounts of test that im amazed they haven’t grown a vegana

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of the video game reviewer who made his wife cover his eyes when a sex scene came on in a videogame. Pure onions sauce running through those veins.

      Almost didnt recognize the guy. I liked him back in the day, looks like he turned into a walking soi bottle.

      It's sad to see grown men have the brain of a 10 year old girl

      Is this s𐐬y being still hiding in his home from some 4ft latina

      incels mad that this guy is married to a woman and they can't get a date

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        dilate

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting married
        Needing a live in b***h is cringe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? They literally said they wont have kids because taking care of 3 dogs is hard enough. These geniuses choose some ugly mongrels over a lifetime fulfilment and legacy.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the video game reviewer who made his wife cover his eyes when a sex scene came on in a videogame. Pure onions sauce running through those veins.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost didnt recognize the guy. I liked him back in the day, looks like he turned into a walking soi bottle.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad to see grown men have the brain of a 10 year old girl

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I DID A THING!!!
    >1M views

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this s𐐬y being still hiding in his home from some 4ft latina

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing scarier than a tiny Latina with armed robbery in her criminal record

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude got it all wrong. Nobody ever criticized jump scares for being scary. Jump scares are cringe, because they usually try too hard to be scary without succeeding.
    >oh look here's a guy with a make up and loud violin music, be scared
    -Every James Wan movie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget where you are kiddo? You're on /t motherfricking v/ and here we stan jumpscares.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening few seconds has been pissing himself over a scene in Elf, it's clearly meant to be a parody video. Isn't this the same guy who made a half hour long analysis of a Wreck-It-Ralph teaser as a shitpost?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know him as the guy with the Sniperwolf drama that's been all over youtube. And he did make an entire second channel just to troll her and shitpost so your theory is believable. Don't care enough to watch the video.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the rest of the video, ADHD moronic zoomer. The app is real and his reactions to The Conjuring aren't played off as jokes. Do you have African ancestry?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like you're overly invested in this. I am probably older than you and seems like this guy decided to turn his stupid insecurity into a moderately entertaining piece of content. I checked his channel out and other than that sniperwolf drama which I am not familiar with, everything else is a joke or a parody skit. I think you might be the real mongoloid in this situation

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone making jokes in a portion of a video doesn't make the entire video a joke. He seriously reviews the app and goes over the pros and cons at the end of the video. Instead of replying to me, you could've just watched the rest of the video.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Instead of replying to me, you could've just watched the rest of the video
              I did which is why I said you're overly invested in this. It's an inoffensive jibe at his own insecurity and he decided to have fun with it. The video even shows you how moronic the idea is with him deliberately fricking up the experience for his spouse.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still haven't watched the video. He gives a serious review at the end and the only actual flaw he gives is that they don't give all the jumpscare timestamps for some movies. He never actually calls the idea moronic. His wife makes fun of him for it, but he legitimately believes that the app should be used for people that hate jumpscares. Stop wasting both of our time.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jumpscares are unironically the only scary thing in horror films.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3am
    >wake up from a deep sleep
    >jumpscare watch starts beeping

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome, let's make white males even more weak and pathetic.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's real

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    jacksfilms used to be cool.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Cinemaphile says a24 doesn't have jumpscares

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SSSniperWolf really fricked him up.

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