>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH B-BUT I ONLY DID IT TO STRAIGHT VANILLA!
>GGGGHHHH AAAHHH
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ETERNITY???
>AAAAAAAH IT BURNS IT BURNS PLEASE NO HELP ME I'M SORRY I'M SORRY AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH B-BUT I ONLY DID IT TO STRAIGHT VANILLA! >GGGGHHHH AAAHHH. >WHAT DO YOU MEAN ETERNITY???
Skill issue
Literally me
Any kinos for this feel? I just want some good old holy retribution against sinners.
what's the reason here?
You put me in hell I'll show you hell.
edgelord redditor fricking lmao
also nobody puts you in hell except you'reself
>This is your brain on Catholicism
What part of “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” did you not understand ?
>Catholicism
No, I'm not Catholic. I just need to believe that trannies and gays will spend an eternity in hell fire because it's the only thing stopping me from burning them alive here on Earth.
The Christian speaks. You don't need to do anything, daddy sky man will do it for you.
Oh I'm not Christian either. I just don't fancy going to jail because then I'd be surrounded by Black folk.
>le sky daddy
You won’t do shit other than die a virgin LOL
Hmm funny that, my girlfriend and I already have a kid together and she's pregnant again. What about you, anon? Have you started a family yet or are you overpaying for a one bedroom flat that's as homely as an abandoned mental asylum?
>girlfriend
>two kids
Oh boy a family of welfare leeches. I'm surprised you're not Christian.
You're probably going to hell for eating honeydew melon without a spatula. That's just how God is.
Of course there are ten times that many lines emphasizing the importance of works
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT I ONLY FAPPED TO SASHA FOXXX TAWORSHIP VIDEOS INSIDE THE ERUV
>AGGGGHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO I NEVER DID IT ON SHABBAT UNLESS THE COMPUTER WAS ALREADY ON AND THE VIDEO WAS ALREADY PLAYING
>I EVEN USED A KOSHERBOARD THAT PERFORMS NO MELAKHAAHHHHHHHHH PLEASE IT WAS RABBI CERTIFIED I SWEAR!!!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CHANGED TO A NIKKI NEXT AND NAOMI SWANN VIDEO, TECHNICALLY I GOT MY GOY ROOMMATE TO DO THATAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE SEEDED ALL THOSE TORRENTS I'M SORRY FOR DOWNLOADING AND REMOVING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Good.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WORTH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
i actually seed less on public torrents because you frickers are insane. the leech/seed ratio is so bad that i can burn through hundreds of gigs of seedbox upload overnight on one fricking public torrent. meanwhile all my public shit my have 100 upload in a yearly quarter
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I DIDNT KNOW XIR PRONOUNS AND JUST ASSUMED XHE WENT BY HER/SHE!!!!
>THE FIRRREEEEEE IT BUUUUUUURNS MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHOHHHMUGODDDHEPLPLPLOAHHHHHHHHHHHGOODDDWHYYYYIIIIIIIIDIDDDDDNNTFFFKNNNNIWWWWDAVID KORESH IS THE MESSIAH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Another israelite as the messia
Yay
Eternal torment is not biblical. Annihilationism is the truth. The chaff will be cut, and burned to ash. The wages of sin are death; the final death.
"Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire."
Hades and Death don't suffer for all eternity. Things tossed into the lake of fire are destroyed permanently.
>AAAAA HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JOSEPH SMITH WASNT LYING AAAAAA IT BURNS