>AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I TOUCH THIS EVEN THOUGH GANDALF TOLD ME THAT IT IS NOT WISE AAAAAGH
>AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I TOUCH THIS EVEN THOUGH GANDALF TOLD ME THAT IT IS NOT WISE AAAAAGH
>AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I TOUCH THIS EVEN THOUGH GANDALF TOLD ME THAT IT IS NOT WISE AAAAAGH
He didn't say that.
he's paraphrasing
its in the special edition
>me feeling my balls after 60 days of nofap
>me feeling my balls after that weekend with the tijuana hookers
>AAAAGH! GANDALF, YOU RAT! YOU GAVE ME THE OL' SPICY BALL!
>take it Pippin, it's quite cool
>YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AHHHHHHHH UGLUK, I ASKED FOR MEDICINE, THIS ISN'T MEDIAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
>Can't handle his cough syrup HAHAHA!
Why didn’t orcs just drink water like normal people?
they probably did.
blood might be their alcohol or something
I think it was some kind of rancid wine produced in Moria
>Moria
I mean Mordor, or in their case Insegard. So, double fricked up
>Hehe fooled you Pippin, it was merely an act so I could be force fed some dirty watered down blood haha good one right?
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>le curious hobbit is curious
>gandalf: noooooooo
That little fricker got Gandalf killed for his curiosity. You'd think he could show some respect and demonstrate that he learned his lesson. Imagine if him screwing with the Palantir got Gandalf killed yet again.
>name is sam wise
>is not wise at all
Bravo Tolkien
Sam was wise, he's just simple and wants a cute hobbit gf and a nice garden to himself. Pippin was moronic on multiple occasions.
He is Took of a Fool
>name is Peregrin Took
>takes other people's stuff without asking
BRAVO CHRISTOPHER
I fricking hate how this scene was film
Return of the king was total garbage. They really shit the bed with that movie. The other two were kino. Two towers had some dumb bullshit in it but it was good for the most part. Fellowship was awesome, the only real problem with the movie was lothlorien not living up to its potential
The only reason Merry and Pippin were brought along on the fellowship was because hobbits are resistant to the ring. Once the fellowship broke apart there was no reason to keep them around anymore.
The reason they kept them around was because sauron thought one of them was the ring bearer after Saruman tried to kidnap them.
He won the war for the good guys by doing that though.
>Peregrine Took
>he took the palantir
>Son of Palantir Took
>can't predict what will happen when he sees the palantir
Gandalf was the worst wizard ever
>Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire starts playing
>FOOL OF A TOOK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PONDER THE ORB NOT FONDLE IT!
>*concusses Pippin, breaking his nose and then kicks him in the ribs as he's unconscious for 5 minutes*
>I'm trying to help you!
Every part of the trilogy that wasn't traveling scenes was pure fricking garbage
I’d disagree with you there in the case of the first movie. The other two yeah