>AAAAAAAH, MY WHITE COLLAR JOB IN A STABLE ECONOMY IS DULL!!!!!!!
>I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE
What the frick was Gen-X's problem?
>AAAAAAAH, MY WHITE COLLAR JOB IN A STABLE ECONOMY IS DULL!!!!!!! >I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE
>AAAAAAAH, MY WHITE COLLAR JOB IN A STABLE ECONOMY IS DULL!!!!!!!
>I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE
What the frick was Gen-X's problem?
>White collar job in a stable economy
Nothing is more soul-sucking and humanity scorching than this. I would rather bushcraft and kill rabbits with a stone for my entire life if the government would let me.
try working retail or with the general public for even a week
I did, I worked retail for 6 years. I would rather do that than work in an office cubicle pushing papers or making calls all day.
PTSD from the Cola Wars
Most real men cannot tolerate the feminine energy of offices.
Men evolved to be hunters, fighters, lovers, and builders. You can't take millions of years of evolution and shove it into a tiny cubicle, forcing it to do useless, menial, soul-sucking tasks, with completely artificial environments, being commanded by lesser men, and expect anything but animalistic rebellion to surface in an attempt to save itself from madness.
You'll understand when you're older, zoom zoom.
Sounds more like you weren't able to excel in the environment you ended up in, and instead of adapting to it and learning to excel, you tell yourself that if you were just in your more "natural state" you would have made it!
Jokes on you, I work from home.
Adapting to such conditions is to become inhuman.
This is why we need to push space travel as the next frontier, as the west is currently spiritually directionless and facing unprecedented behavioral sink. Zoomers would line up around the block to become space shuttle janitors for 20 cents an hour if it meant discovering new planets.
space travel will be boring and done with drones
You're just a low-IQ fatass.
Zoomers are in the same situation, but with lower pay and worse job stability and more expensive housing. A modern Office Space he'd need 2 roommates to afford to live in Silicon Valley(what Judge based the movie on) and he wouldn't even get a comfy cubicle
>Men evolved to [menial labor]. You can't take millions of years of evolution and shove it into [menial labor].
cubicle work isn't labour
Actually this guy *does* get it and anyone who glorifies this nebulous idea of "working" and treating it like fricking MILITARY SERVICE where I'm expected to salute and kneel to the Brave Brave Men who work with their hands or whatever the frick can kill themselves (but only after being exploited by a corporation for 50+ years for their labour! Plus tip!)
Nah, I'll continue working my initech-tier nonsense fake tech job doing 15 minutes of real work a day and pissing the rest of my time away in VRchat or taking a shit or jerking off or whatever the frick else. FRICK WAGEYS!!!!
All of that would be fine with the edition of only 4 day work weeks, and a guaranteed minimum of a month's worth paid vacation days
no shit. at least figure it out or have a nice day before middle age and don’t make it everyone else’s problem
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I MAKE 80K AND GET 5 WEEKS OF VACATION A YEAR AT 30 IN THE LATE 1990s, ONE OF THE BEST AND CHEAPEST TIMES TO TRAVEL AND EXPERIENCE THE WORLD
>I DO 15 MINUTES OF REAL WORK A DAY
>I OWN MY OWN DOMICILE
>I OWN MY OWN VEHICLE
>THIS IS SO SOUL-CRUSHING
>IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
Black person I cant afford groceries. If I want something, I have to *actually* go out and earn it. Unlike you, homosexual crusty xer
Men who are fit to be apes can't work in a high IQ work environment where men exchange ideas via their minds. They need bonk bonk tools to hit a rock with or some other primitive method.
This is why you see very few blacks in the office setting. The office setting is for an evolved state of man that's become more than just a dumb ape scratching its ass and jerking off in its own shit.
Those who hate on the office setting ITT are those very same primitive Black folk who are incapable of evolving to work in a peaceful environment where men use their minds to overcome incredible obstacles.
pic related is one of these blue collared "laborers" that you see often on the sides of roads when driving to your think tank. it's simply impossible for them to adapt to such a setting as an office.
but joe rogaine and jordan benzostein told me to worship and revere blue collar workers and to salute them for their service!!!
i'm an engineer and i design the kinds of things that "laborers" put together. i see them as nothing more than a bunch of Black folk hired to perform manual labor. they're no different than the cattle that people used to use to pull their wagons.
i'm actually in the process of replacing all of these morons with robots. that's how useless they really are. i'll be making millions while they collect their neetbux from the government because there will literally be no job that they can do because they just lack the basic intelligence.
BASED obsoleter. FRICK hardhand peasants. softhand keyboard touchers rule over all
Id be willing to bet significant money that the average IQ among plumbers is higher than a random sampling of "office workers" (you're not setting a very high bar to clear here, lol).
As for blacks, you don't see many among blue collar jobs either. Turns out blacks aren't real fond of that whole employment concept, or at least not the part that necessitates being somewhere at a certain time every day. What do you reckon has more diversity, the average office of a large corporation, or an energy company?
>Id be willing to bet significant money that the average IQ among plumbers is higher than a random sampling of "office workers"
You're probably right. I read a study that said dumb people think they're smart and smart people underestimate their intelligence, usually ranking themselves as average
samegay
Well that's embarrassing. We found the office cuck who thinks he's actually a hidden genius everybody!
>btfo so bad he opend up MS paint
Well I guess that's not surprising since you never leave your computer or your cubicle
>btfo so bad he opend up MS paint
Well I guess that's not surprising since you never leave your computer or your cubicle
Well that's embarrassing. You got me.
>btfo so bad he opend up MS paint
Well I guess that's not surprising since you never leave your computer or your cubicle
>imma plumber me no dumb me smart
nice argument lmao
just so you know i always flush paper towels down the toilet so you have to sift through and smell my shit every month
>I ruin my own plumbing and pay you to fix it
Uhh... thanks anon?
I ruin plumbing everywhere I go for no reason
>I ruined multiple businesses
plumbing, thus giving you even more higher paying jobs
Uhh... thanks?
>uhh I don't pay you the landlord does
You think I give a frick who pays me moron?
>unclogging shitty toilets
That's what illegals are for
>thank you for shitting!
your welcome, now snake that pipe plumbie!
Only if you pay me, wagie.
i live in a high loft luxury apartment. not my plumbing not my problem.
i don't even have to call a plumber, the landlord deals with it. people call plumbers for shit like clogs because they realize there are animals like you that are willing to sweat and go sifting through people's shit in exchange for what i make in less than an hour playing with my phone in the office
I'm a programmer. You don't have any real skills, and you do a job we can and have successfully trained literal Black folk to do, so what you're actually boasting about is that you displayed enough obedience and conscientiousness (read: you're feminine) that some HR cucks thought you were a safe hire to develop prediabetes and carry out monotonous tasks for the rest of your life without causing trouble or demanding raises. kek.
>being commanded by lesser men, and expect anything but animalistic rebellion
pasty, incel nerd hands typed this
this is pretty much true but very hard to phrase without people assuming you're trying to promote yourself as some sort of independent badass hence the inevitable angry replies
>It's a zoomer cries and cuts his wiener of because other generations exist episode.
being at a place on time filters half of humanity
Don't forget his hot girlfriend. The only unbelievable part was him living in that shitty apartment. Dude could have afforded a house in Texas on his salary.
it’s true, I was conceived in one by a cubicle wagie in Austin during this exact same time period lmao
is his salary mentioned
Original ending made it more clear that Peter is the problem
Foreman on the site comes over, says 'Hey Peter, if you could just sweep over there, thanks!' same way Lumbergh did. Peter was going to complain to Lawrence who didn't see the problem and then it'd just cut on Peter have a look of defeat on his face
But the American test audiences didn't like it so they fixed it so that Peter 'won'
that literally makes no sense because that doesnt happen
>the ending they cut doesn't happen
thanks? I mean, yeah? The thing they removed from the movie doesn't happen in it... yes? We know? What did you even reply for?
to btfo you
But you're agreeing with me
I'm very confused, anon
Do you understand that we agree that the original ending wasn't in the movie as it didn't bode well for the viewers?
What would it feel like if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
Wow that makes so much more sense especially considering the writer. Mike Judge doesn’t normally write that kind of “cool good guy” character but that ending makes it make sense, and is actually what that situation is in real life 90% of the time (the guy is a little b***h and the problem, ex:
)
Very spoiled. We will NEVER have it this good again. LIBERALS RUINED IT FOR US BY POURING IN A BUNCH OF IMMIGRANTS
Actually corporations ruined it by improving their collective min-maxxing over the past 50 years, in addition to hiring a bunch of illegal workers they aren't supposed to be able to pay as low as they do.
Both sides ruined it. Conservatives allowed corporations to run unchecked in price gouging and building monopolies. Liberals allowed a massive influx of cheap labour with no mandatory high minimum wages to prevent exploitation.
Nobody is on your side.
I dont even get what his issue was. just do the gay report, it probably takes like 15 minutes
But my boss is an idiot and I should be higher on the ladder than he is!
>t. everyone working any job ever, surely all of whom are correct
Peter just needed a loving wife and few kids, maybe some hobbies if he needs. He was golden..
Office jobs are absolutely soul draining. The amount of c**ty, petty shit you have to deal with makes you wish for a workplace accident every day.
Only NPCs can support that lifestyle.
>Work in a small warehouse with a few other people
>Spend half my time on the computer the other half on a forklift
This is honestly the best compromise considering you despise office or manual labour
No outdoors
the horrible thing about working in office environments these days is that if it's a big company with an HR department, you're in a constant state of terror about saying the wrong thing, saying something that could be interpreted wrongly, or accidentally revealing some aspect of yourself that could be designated as politically incorrect. I imagine it's very similar to what living in the Soviet Union was like when its totalitarianism was at its peak. You're constantly second guessing yourself and trying to suppress your personality so that you act more like a machine.
>you're in a constant state of terror about saying the wrong thing
Just because you're a chud schizo doesn't mean this is actually a thing normal people are concerned about.
are you the troony who looks like chrischan that I have to ride the elevator with every morning?
No. It's just not that hard not to say slurs in the workplace.
are YOU trying to staple my pages before punch holing them? CIVILIAN???
>all-caps greentext screaming "i'm going insane" posting over social issue whose context is completely divorced from modern zoomer take
not a single one of these garbage threads is worth reading
autoban should kick in for any thread op with more than 10 capital letters
>metagayging outside of /q/
okay doomer
>complaining that you're being outed for posting substanceless pattern-based noise
I doubt you could come up with a creative, original, thoughtful post to save your life. I don't think you're capable of thinking that deeply. Your NPC brain can only communicate in the patterns.
Epic takedown pal. Keep jerking that tiny little pecker to no-fun-having "mindful" anti-circlejerk discussions. It'll take you far
I mean, you proved me right, but it's not like I win anything. Basically you're just one of the low-IQ wienerroaches scurrying around and there's no exterminator to be found. We're forced to live in the filth, but you choose to be the filth. What a way to live, I wonder what causes people to say "I don't want to be the protagonist in my own story, I just want to be part of the unwashed masses".
>gets mad because it was pointed out he only posts in meaningless patterns
small prefrontal cortex
inflamed amygdala
yup, it's npc-itis
I have felt exactly like this and I have a comfortable well paying job. You have to find what you do worthwhile in some way otherwise it breaks you down.
>STABLE ECONOMY
they were downsizing, that's like half of the movie's plot
OP here
Honestly I haven't even seen the movie.
Men who are fit to be apes can't work in a high IQ work environment where men exchange ideas via their minds. They need bonk bonk tools to hit a rock with or some other primitive method.
This is why you see very few blacks in the office setting. The office setting is for an evolved state of man that's become more than just a dumb ape scratching its ass and jerking off in its own shit.
Those who hate on the office setting ITT are those very same primitive Black folk who are incapable of evolving to work in a peaceful environment where men use their minds to overcome incredible obstacles.
pic related is one of these blue collared "laborers" that you see often on the sides of roads when driving to your think tank. it's simply impossible for them to adapt to such a setting as an office.
Watch the movie, he explains his problem to the Bobs.
It's nit that he's too stupid.
Black person
You wouldn't get it. That's why you make this thread every couple of days.
i used to work at a job in an office like this, 7-5 commuting an hour each way and it sucked absolute ass
now i have basically the same job but get paid more, work remotely, and work pretty much the same amount which is not that much
the only difference is that in the office you have to keep up way more appearances, which is the shitty part
They couldn't work remotely back then.
>boomer
>gen x
>millennial
>zoomer
These generational categories were developed by two homosexuals and their idea was spread everywhere by the israeli media within the last 2 decades.
The entire point is to get whites hating and blaming each other based on age brackets.
The only meaningful categories are elderly, middle aged, adult, and child.
How many times can we really have this exact same thread you bunch of homosexuals
>high trust society
>no diversity quotas
>you were allowed to touch women
>you were allowed to talk to women in general
>homogenous society, the few blacks that were around you were equally educated and socialized
>no constant terrorist attacks or communists degenerating society
The 90s were the last time in history before things went to shit
Same problem as millenials: they just don't want to work but don't use lame excuses like "work/life balance" and other self-entitlement.
People should be entitled to a work/life balance homosexual wageslave
nowdays if you have an office job you're basically getting paid to dick around on the internet all day. back in the 90s there was barely anything to distract you. there's people in my office who literally browse tiktok for hours on end. back then you'd have your windows 95 solitaire and maybe some intranet stuff and that's it.
>books didnt exist
>audio books didnt exist
>audio dramas didnt exist
>pc games didnt exist (companies did not have software to track what employees had on their PC)
it's just not the same and you know damn well what i mean. social media are like cigarettes back in the day. you'd be weird if you didn't smoke two packs of unfiltered camels every day. nowadays you're weird if you're not on your phone at least 30 seconds per minute. go to your job and sit there reading a book, it will not be accepted. however endlessly scrolling insta is no problem because everybody does it
It doesn’t matter if it’s accepted because you’re in a damn cubicle where no one can see you.
except lumberg comes around the corner every 5 minutes
I’m not a young person.
My first job I spent ~60% of my time reading books and textbooks on pdfs downloaded from random sites.
Since then moving slowly up the ladder and the expectations of people at every level increasing, I’ve eventually had no time left to do it at all.
Anyone finding something to b***h about in a junior position in a golden age when you weren’t really expected to do shit and there was enough technology to do basically whatever you wanted, is pathetic and wouldn’t be happy in any job. Having worked with people like this, they honestly have some kind of oppositional defiant disorder/narcissism/ASPD thing going on where they just can’t psychologically tolerate the idea of reporting to someone or being held responsible for things. They should probably just be given UBI and left to rot because they cause lots of problems.
you won't get it till you've had an office job
Zoomers are doing the same thing but worse, just wait for gen alpha and then you will have to notice kek. Every zoomer wants to get rich quick and thinks something like 80k a year is peanuts. There's literally little kids today who say "i wamr to be a youtuber" when asked what they want to be when they grow up. They're so out of touch I wonder what the breaking point for them will be
>They're so out of touch I wonder what the breaking point for them will be
when they're still 30 and living at home with mommy
Then what happens to them
hopefully suicide
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