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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me doing that to jerks and bullies

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me doing that to people who tip less than 15%

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhm sweaty, thanks to inflation the minimum is actually 25% now.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right before this when he stabs the Mountain in the chest I got up from my chair in the family living room and shouted "that's not how it happened in the books", not because I read the books, but because I read the wikipedia pages for the books and was surprised it seemed like he won. My brother got upset at me for basically spoiling it. Oops.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda tard ngl, bro. But you do your stuff

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this at my uncle's house because he had HBO and when it go to the part where Oberyn went "FOR YOU", I was thinking how much Cinemaphile must've been shitting itself at that moment.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would've won between the Mountain and the Fookin' Legend of Gin Alley?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK was his problem?!

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me doing that to people who don't say "God bless you" after someone else sneezes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Be easy on him he's only 13.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene was way to graphic, they should've tuned it down a bit. I watch a fair share of horror movies, but this scene was too disturbing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the books his eyes get punched out instead? somewhat quicker death

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the books it's even more graphic. The Mountain punches him in the face once kind of hard, says something, then punches him again much harder to the point it basically crushes his entire face into ruin. It's implied his nose teeth, jaw, everything is just totally shattered. Then the final blow squashes his head like a watermelon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the exact text.
          https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/273194/s4e08asos_full_text_of_the_duel_from_the_books_if/

          >Prince Oberyn moved closer. "Say the name!" He put a foot on the Mountain's chest. Whether he intended to hack off Gregor's head or shove the point through his eyeslit was something Tyrion would never know.
          >Clegane's hand shot up and grabbed the Dornishman behind the knee. The Red Viper brought down the greatsword in a wild slash, but he was off-balance, and the edge did no more than put another dent in the Mountain's vambrace. Then the sword was forgotten as Gregor's hand tightened and twisted, yanking the Dornishman down on top of him. They wrestled in the dust and blood, the broken spear wobbling back and forth. Tyrion saw with horror that the Mountain had wrapped one huge arm around the prince, drawing him tight against his chest, like a lover.
          >"Elia of Dorne," they all heard Ser Gregor say, when they were close enough to kiss. His deep voice boomed within the helm. "I killed her screaming whelp." He thrust his free hand into Oberyn's unprotected face, pushing steel fingers into his eyes. "Then I raped her." Clegane slammed his fist into the Dornishman's mouth, making splinters of his teeth. "Then I smashed her fricking head in. Like this." As he drew back his huge fist, the blood on his gauntlet seemed to smoke in the cold dawn air. There was a sickening crunch. Ellaria Sand wailed in terror, and Tyrion's breakfast came boiling back up. He found himself on his knees retching bacon and sausage and applecakes, and that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking George and his food descriptions.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >drawing him tight against his chest, like a lover
            >when they were close enough to kiss
            >He found himself on his knees retching bacon and sausage and applecakes, and that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers.
            Are all the books this goofy?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, George Rape Rape Martin thinks being overly-graphic means his writing succeeds where Tolkien’s failed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, George Rape Rape Martin thinks being overly-graphic means his writing succeeds where Tolkien’s failed.
                >George Rape Rape Martin thinks
                >Tolkien
                >t. actually take the tax quote seriously

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Sometimes even more so.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is what lit gays think is good writing?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah he used to get roasted on Cinemaphile almost as much as Rupi Kaur

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              nobody thinks anything in the fantasy genre is good writing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can't help but describe food on every page
            George is such a fat frick and will die of fatness before Winds is finished

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bacon and sausage and applecakes, and that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers.
            Just can't help himself, huh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Mountain punches him in the face once kind of hard, says something

          He admits to Oberyn that he did rape his sister and killed his nephew and her before making the killing blow, just like the show.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it felt too real. Kino

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn he should get LASIK eye surgery

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont do this, my flaps didnt heal and now they go up and i cant see anything if im facing the wind

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flaps
        what?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lasik eye surgery involv

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh shit.
            can they fix the flap?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it is supposed to heal on its own in a few days, but mine never did. sometimes i swear i can hear them fluttering if the wind is strong enough. i can't be in a room with a fan.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered GOING BACK TO THE DOCTOR WHAT THE FRICK

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's nothing anyone can do for me. i lost too much trying to sue to bother anymore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking kek. Sounds like something my best friend in HS would say. RiP.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he yelling like that? Was he trying to turn into a super sayian?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another victim of the vaxx.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kept seeing the meme version of this pic over the years and when I finally saw the show i burst out laughing at this because of the reference

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    vaxxed?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the series drops from here

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be disturbed by this scene now it’s cathartic.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maximum relief factor:

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My roommate has never seen this show. We're just about finished with season 1. I cannot wait to see her reaction to this and the red wedding.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how you take out someone's contacts?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank Science that GRRM is a nuanced writer that doesn't rely on the simple-minded Good/Evil dichotomy like Tolkien and through this scene we could take a glimpse of The Mountain's morally grey characterization

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If the mountain was a big attractive woman instead this scene would've had anons posting giwtwm, writing smut and femdom snuff gays coming out the woodwork
    Double standards much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wanted to be killed by the hot big women dumbass they just wanted sex

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"yeah I raped her"
    >explodes head
    name a more based character than the mountain

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