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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man's trapped in a time loop where if he doesn't die the entire universe gets destroyed. I can see how that may weigh on a teens mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s quite literally babies first existential crisis film. If you’re gay or a girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hating on this movie is super reddit. you'd be a liar if you said you didn't like it first time you saw it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Movies can be re-evaluated. A middle-class (or at least have basic needs met) atheist kid can ponder the meaning of their existence + altruism of self-sacrifice without the stigma of bible stories. BUT altruism to the average liberal exists in the real world as "spread democracy" that is the front of a military complex + NGOs that rely on not fixing problems to get funding.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you talk like a gay and your shits all moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now of you're a straight male on the other hand it's a masterpiece.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How could he have known that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He figures it out pretty easily a jet engine falls on his room while he’s trying to stop being an incel. The weird wormhole he followed represented a branch. Him saving that girl from those guys made the timeline unstable because either her or Donnie have to die because this alternate universe only exists because of Donnie’s agency or free will. So to undo his mistake of saving her so other shit doesn’t go wrong he decides to die and remain a gay incel virgin so his mother and sister are saved.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How could he have known that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't he literally receive a book that explains EVERYTHING to him? It's been a while since I've seen it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's in the director's cut (which is lame).
              In the original he was just looking all kubrickstared the entire time and somehow knew everything he needed to know.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My takeaway from that is the director realized it made no sense without the book

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One of the worst director’s cuts ever. I wouldn’t have a problem with it if the fraudulent director didn’t make it the “official” version. Most people end up watching that version which is a totally different movie from the theatrical cut

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't he literally receive a book that explains EVERYTHING to him? It's been a while since I've seen it

            That's in the director's cut (which is lame).
            In the original he was just looking all kubrickstared the entire time and somehow knew everything he needed to know.

            My takeaway from that is the director realized it made no sense without the book

            I remember a promotional tie in site, made to look like the book, that helped explain it. It’s established Darko is highly intelligent, which helps him figure out that he’s in an unstable parallel existence, but also that he, as the "living receiver" is guided in his quest to destroy the parallel universe by others, subconsciously

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do too. I think this was it
              http://www.donniedarko.org.uk/philosphy-of-time-travel

              The moral of this movie is that if you're mentally ill everyone would be better off if you died.

              it was just trendy to be angsty back then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But why male models?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based gay incel. He would later go on the play a regular gay in brokeback mountain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The bunny man told him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same template as Twin Peaks but transposed.
      A zany small town community goes through "funny" stock situations and motions but something meta-sinister is going on behind the scenes that is entirely tonally incongruent with the picture book "reality".
      The main character is contacted by an otherwordly "entity" to fulfill a mission that has consequences to the whole of reality around him.

      have a nice day evil scum

      hating on this movie is super reddit. you'd be a liar if you said you didn't like it first time you saw it.

      >hating on this movie is super reddit
      What? Liking this evil trash is super reddit
      have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evil
        Yep, its reddit tourist posting hours

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Redditors don't believe in Good or Evil because they believe in subjective morality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the director's cut and I didn't understand any of this. Guess I was half asleep. This deserves a rewatch

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're b***hing, but you're not a b***h

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same template as Twin Peaks but transposed.
    A zany small town community goes through "funny" stock situations and motions but something meta-sinister is going on behind the scenes that is entirely tonally incongruent with the picture book "reality".
    The main character is contacted by an otherwordly "entity" to fulfill a mission that has consequences to the whole of reality around him.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generally I agree with these things, but homie had diagnosed schizophrenia, that shit is nuts. I would much rather be poor and have a bad life than that. It's basically moronation+insanity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moral of this movie is that if you're mentally ill everyone would be better off if you died.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, le director's cut revealed the drugs he was being given were a placebo.

      makes it a worse movie of course, but so does "it wuz just schizophrenia".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh? this never happened. The director said he had schizophrenia...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he really was seeing a bunny. He wasn't a schizo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I keep saying this about the things I see too but people still call me a schizo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it weird how everyone in the late 90s and early 2000s decided that living in prosperity in America was actually bad and then 9/11 happened and this country has never reached the peak of the glory days of the 90s and never will again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think about this a lot. Neo in his "evil" stable office job that's not hard on his body at all and presumably pays decently with benefits. Office Space. I fear that when the human mind is given a life that is too easy we short circuit and self sabotage. We expect stress and the hunt so much that when it's absent all of the mind's subroutines misfire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it funny that The Matrix literally made the point? The machines initially put humanity in a literal paradise, but the human brain just rejected it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Wachowskis were pretty smart back in the day. Shame about the whole troony thing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Wachowskis were pretty smart back in the day.
            They stole the vast majority of the story ideas in The Matrix from some book they read a few years prior. Including the part where the AI puts humans in a simulated paradise and humanity rejects it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Baudrillard also shat on the movie since they were inspired S&S.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s where you get people like DFW writing about some vague malaise in regards to emptiness in the youth at the time. Just goes to show humans need a struggle to make life exciting.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically me right now but I' in college

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie but it's actually much simpler than fans realize. It's really in essence about reality possessing the same qualities of a dream and being a shared dream with some minor quantum frickery as sidenote. With how many fans it had you'd think they'd bother to watch the fricking director's cut.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the first released version was censored and the later version had information that was declassified

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how you people can recognize that the characters in movies like this, Fight Club, Office Space, etc are just being ungrateful and whiny about their first world problems and then deny white privilege exists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you give a frick what these morons deny? I've seem them admit to all the aspects of institutional racism and then claim there is no such thing lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Darko is literally israeli

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well when you define "white privilege" as literally anything even slightly good in the life of someone that even looks white it's hard to argue against. But then the usefulness of the term and the accuracy of the name come into question.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you anons remember the sequel?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally has schizophrenia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Upper class wasps get schizophrenia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genetics are a lottery. Dude was just unlucky.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you have a nice life you're not allowed to be depressed ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It's called being a dumb entitled shitc**t if you do that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So whats your excuse for being so miserable?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I literally have schizophrenia and 1/3rd of the things I see aren’t real

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based True Schizo.
            what was the last false thing you saw and how many hours ago?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1/3rd of the things I see aren’t real
            That isnt schizophrenia thats just navigating the modern world where telling the truth has become a revolutionary act.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how boomers actually felt in the 1950s

    >Live in the most plentiful time in US history when the entire world is destroyed by WW2 and the US is the only place that survived unscathed
    >Live in a suburban house that your parents could afford on one income even with a working class job
    >Constantly b***h about everything. Dodge the draft. Dismantle the welfare state. Have massive amounts of pre marital sex and smoke weed. Run around naked. Destroy everything that made your life good because you’re le unfulfilled

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