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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he also a psycho rapist who abducted women?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted a baby
      He's a good boy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt the sequel about him being some John Wick Badass out to save his daughter?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he kidnapped the woman who killed his daughter so he could get a new one, he was going to let her go after that
      also he never raped her, he used a turkey baster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nonconsensual impregnating through forced penetration
        >hurr durr it's not rape because he used a plastic object to penetrate her vegana instead of his penis
        That's rape. Try arguing that's not rape in court, you'll lose.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          but robbing and killing people is okay, huh

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll take things nobody said for 700!
            You beat that strawman, anon! You beat it good!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naruhodo, but did her pupils turn into heart shapes?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He never sexually penetrated her, the turkey baster. No jury would find him guilty of rape and you’d be laughed out of court. He couldn’t even be charged with rape.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he never sexually penetrated her
            Really then where did the turkey baster go? And why?
            >No jury would find him guilty of rape
            >for forcefully penetrating a woman with a turkey baster full of semen with the intent to get her pregnant against her will
            Are you 12 years old or just genuinely this detatched from reality as a sad moronic adult? You're so fricking stupid

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What part of him sexually penetrated her again? I’ll wait. The charges would not stick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vegana or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim
                Key word: Object. May be in your turd world countries the definition is very strict to “man’s penis unlawfully entering a woman” and that gives trannies free reign to rape but this movie is set in the US and it would be seen as rape

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not the definition of rape, this s
                > Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vegana or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by the sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim
                A turkey Baster is not a sex Organ

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't get people pregnant through the mouth

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe YOU can't, dicklet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weak sperm

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is
                https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/blog/updated-definition-rape
                And object is included. Penises are not objects. In sorry but wherever you got your definition is mistaken

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                At the end of the day it’s not rape. He gave her a choice to consent or not, she chose to not consent. It’s not his fault she didn’t consent, it was her choice. He is innocent.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ALSO , that little girl didnt consent to being hit by a car, so really, if anyones getting arrested for rape it should be the basement woman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          well he didn't consent to having his daughter hit by a car and killed either so it's justified. Even a goy lawyer could get him acquitted.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >well he didn't consent to having his daughter hit by a car and killed either so it's justified.
            Wtf. How would you even consent to something like that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you British

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to see the Islamic adaptation of this movie, where once they discover the secret everyone just goes "ok, well you're entirely justified to that" and move on.

        pic unrelated testing to see if i can post pics incognito

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incognito means Your browser can not see who you are anon. Rest of Internet still can.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know. They implemented something new on Cinemaphile amd /misc/ where you can't post pictures incognito anymore.
            Try it on you phone incognito, it will "flush it" and your post will go through without image.
            It works on desktop though probably because they have your user agent data.
            Probably implemented because of the recent intifada hubbub

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guys the jigsaw of rape

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of a fricked up person would chose to kill the girl and get raped, all she had to do is not kill his granddaughter. and I'm supposed to feel bad for her

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            and tbf it wasnt even rape cos he used a turkey baster, literally the perfect "crime"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the charges, officer?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me ejaculate into a turkey baster and implant it in your butthole and see if you feel raped.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean unless you like forcefully moved it around a bunch or shoved it way too deep I don't really see the issue.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sequel to this is still one of the strangest pivots i've seen
      >le murderous rapist is actually.... le good?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no he held some chick in a comfy basement living room for 9 months
        Could be worse

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i would LOVE to be some old man’s frick pig if it meant confy
          Gay. Homosexual. Total homosexualry this poster is

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you would have a point if he was a girl, but he isnt
            the only reason he kept her is because he wanted a new kid to replace the one she killed
            anon is a man and cant give birth, no matter how many mental gymnastics you trannies try

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek and How am I the troony when I am objecting to this disgusting submissive behavior? I would say it’s the opposite

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gay. Homosexual. Total homosexualry this poster is
            Yes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i would LOVE to be some old man’s frick pig if it meant confy
            He isnt a rapist moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he was good in the first movie too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even finish the second movie? He literally admits to being a horrible person.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was just being humble and self-depricating.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a murderer and not a rapist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they just threw that bullshit in at the end so the audience will stop rooting for the old man. What a fricking shit flick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Gay dishonest subversive millenial filmmaking cause forcing a heckin woman to sexual intercourse is the most heckin' EVIL thing you guys mmkay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being a rapist is being a psycho
      and yet men and women both desire rape and we're all products of rape. everyone on the planet is a rape baby to some degree.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >george floyd be like

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies where the bad guys win

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the good guy won.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guys. we're halfway into the movie and the premise seems kinda icky. What do we do?
    >I HAVE JUST AN IDEA

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the charges, officer?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    people getting raped for karma reasons is my favourite trope. I bet she will never rob a house again, lesson learned

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate how she got away with everything. Sequel should've been about hunting her down and giving her the baster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost.

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gid I wish that was me, but with Stephen Langs shriveld BGC (Big Grampa wiener) in my bussy

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heebs arguing is it really rape if she wasnt penetrated with a penis?
    I hope you got anons take note of this israeli mentality.
    Was Gaddafi sodomized with a knife? I'm curious what you israelites think that or your metzizah b'peh shit is. Especially since babies can't consent and all that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if metzizah b'peh was done by any other group of people we would not hear the end of it , but i guess its ok soince there le """"""""chosen""""""

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    Anonymous

    Rape accusations aside, what about the kidnapping, unlawful detaining, and physical assault?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evidence? All I see is a hardworking Veteran being framed by soft liberals so they can take his hard earned money!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > kidnapping
      shes an adult
      > unlawful detainment
      she could have left whenever she wanted
      > assault
      he never did that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kidnapping
      castle doctrine
      >unlawful detaining
      appeal to authority
      >physical assault
      castle doctrine again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Castle doctrine
        Did she show up to the guys house or did he have to bring her there against er will?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once she is in his house he can do whatever he wants with her because its his house, his rules.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ad hominem

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it a castle doctrine state? Seems like an assumption.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >villain or protagonist have to do ridiculous action stunts and display superhuman senses
    >hmmmmm how can we sell this to the audiences
    >I know!
    >he was... LE MARINE
    Why are mutts so obsessed with the USMC?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >villain or protagonist have to do ridiculous action stunts and display superhuman senses
      >hmmmmm how can we sell this to the audiences
      >I know!
      >he was... LE RAPIST

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lawyer here. He walks, that is this shit even made it to court, which I doubt

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As far as I'm concerned as soon as you break into someone's home you stop being a human being. They can kill you, rape you, torture you, enslave you, whatever. Home invaders are fricking scum. People have to feel safe in their own homes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking this, I love every state/country that allows you to kill any trespassers

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if blind guy was a woman? she would beat off the drunk driver to get his cum and sent him on his way. the guy would be like "well it could've been worse"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would let her get sperm for free

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        blind guy was a baddie with cool voice, you just know his female counterpart is a cougar with a sexy raspy voice

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodthirsty moron boomer kills two teenagers and gets arrested because like the moron boomer he is he thinks "mah constushnul raites" means he can just let the bodies rot for a whole day and call the police at his leisure
    >slashoid: "wow this would make such an EPIC slasher for my cinematic universe... i can't wait for the TERRIFIER collab!"
    Why are Americans like this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I forgot to mention the moron boomer literally recorded evidence against himself showing he killed one of the robbers execution style. What a fricking idiot, I hope bubba's tearing him a new butthole.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he gets away with it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Haile_Kifer_and_Nicholas_Brady
        Read mutt, read something beyond capeshit articles...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sir this Don't Breathe thread, we were discussing the movie Don't Breathe (2016)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're forgetting the part where those 2 morons already broke into his house multiple times which made him snap

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