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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were engineered to run a planet-sized insane asylum and had their memories of being regular animals wiped
    >gunn: NO THIS IS NOT REDDIT ENOUGH MUST HAVE PANIC ATTACKS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was despair he was mourning the death of Lyla

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autist can't discern crying from panic attack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy just watched his only friends get shot to death you sociopath.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And by friends I mean furry versions of Sid's toys from TS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a panic attack, he's screaming at his best friend dead on the floor after being shot in front of him. Are you insane?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now open the fricking door
    i admit, i gigged

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the name’s rocket…rocket raccoon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him finally accepting that he's a raccoon was kino tho.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no, the characters with fifteen minutes of screen time are dead. Isn't that sad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      15 minutes is plenty of time. Just ask Anthony Hopkins.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed hundreds of people in this and the previous movies
    >”I can’t kill this guy I’m a Guardian of the Galaxy ;)”
    What did they mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was odd because in the previous two movies Rocket loved shooting things and blowing shit up maybe it was meant to be a character arc he went from being an outlaw essentially to being a hero he’s even wearing a team suit now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canonically the Guardians imprison High Evolutionary on Knowhere
        I don't think the movie communicated it very well, but the idea seemed to be that Rocket wanted to bring him to justice for the sake of the other victims living on Knowhere rather than unilaterally execute him for his own sake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >canonically the Guardians imprison High Evolutionary on Knowhere
          Probably the smartest move by Marvel. Make the Evolutionary the new big villain instead of Kang.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't work. He doesn't have Thanos' charisma.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't want a repeat of Thanos, you need a new kind of big bad.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It could be that the plan was originally to kill him off but then they swerved because of the Majors situation. According to the actor for High Evolutionary, they filmed an alternate ending for High Evolutionary that wasn't used for reasons he didn't know.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >canonically the Guardians imprison High Evolutionary on Knowhere
          Probably the smartest move by Marvel. Make the Evolutionary the new big villain instead of Kang.

          Whether they replace Kang with him or not, I'm just glad he's got the potential to show up in another film. There are so few movie villains these days who are just straight up villains. It seems like every villain these days has to be sympathetic and have some kind of tragic backstory to justify their villainy. They don't make any attempt at this with the High Evolutionary. He's just a bastard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        me when I get the fuel rod cannon in halo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So true!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was odd because in the previous two movies Rocket loved shooting things and blowing shit up maybe it was meant to be a character arc he went from being an outlaw essentially to being a hero he’s even wearing a team suit now

      duh. he was promoted to captain and will be forming his own team now that the others have gone their separate ways

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAAH, AAAAH, AAAAHHH
    >ALRIGHT P13 YOU WIN THE CRYING CONTEST
    Perfect mixture of hilarious and batshit insane. Best Marvel villain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >villain literally quotes his opponent with a soijak irl
      Does Gunn lurk on this board?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a pedophile, so probably

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was his problem?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only comic book movie I like it’s basically sci-fi

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand why they would make a black guy the big bad.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf dragged me to this. But if there's really a contingent of Cinemaphile that unironically watches Marvel of its own volition, then you're losers.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a little bear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S ALMOST AS IF MOST LANGUAGES CALL THEM "WASH BEARS"

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He couldn’t save his friends but he made sure to save all the other animals who were victims of the high evolutionary’s experiments this movie is fricking sad

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New ‘jak just dropped.

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