>aaahhhhh I just had to kill my friends instead of fighthing till the bitter end, IM GOING INSANEEEEEE!!!

>aaahhhhh I just had to kill my friends instead of fighthing till the bitter end, IM GOING INSANEEEEEE!!! Help me Kingman

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people like this genuinely exist? Adults who don't understand how storytelling works?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, have you ever talked to a black person?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why did he shoot them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were making a move

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he just had to get it on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But why did he shoot them?

      It's common courtesy to shoot someone before throwing them from a vehicle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They needed to take a huge dump and didn't have the courage to walk out of the car.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO LE NAZIS DESTROYED MY LE PIANO NOW I HAVE TO LEARN LE GUITAR INSTEAD AHHHHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sides, now in Treblinka

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because everybody died a horrible death being eaten alive, died of horrible toxins or used as cocoons for spiders, they already tried to fight it out and were driving through miles of never ending fog until the gas ran out and saw a monster so large that it shook the earth.
    They were in a broken state of mind after all they had seen and experienced and saw a quick end preferable to everything else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they drive to a gas station first? Or a gun shop?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because New Englanders are sheltered morons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it wasn't in the script, stupid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        seemed difficult to find anything through that mist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the car stops and the scene goes
      >well, guess i'm just going to have to shoot you all in the face now.

      Why even bother getting into the car in the first place and wait for the fuel to run out when it must have become clear to them before then that they were all probably going to die? And then the ending when it has that woman from the store being rescued, what was the point of that other than to make this guy look like even bigger moron than he already was

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's always the chance the fog doesn't go that far and is just a huge moat or something. Or maybe they could have found and grouped up again for another chance.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spoilers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's hilarious about this horrible show is that I know various spoilers about this garbage, because you schizos kept spamming them everywhere. Never watched it in the first place by the way, because it sucks.
        Stay obsessed

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that bugs me about this, and I know expectating certain things from films is stupid, but wouldn't the military convoy have had someone speaking over some sort of speaker/mic? Sure they might attract monsters, but not signaling yourselves in that situation where people might mistake you for monsters seems really dumb.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were using flamethrowers, thats not stealth really so yes, big frick up but most of the movie is ridden with that kind of mistakes anyways.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're taking it too literally, it was because they gave up that it went like it did.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting interdimensional creatures to the end
    >with the 3 bullets left in a 5 shot revolver

    seriously?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And their fists and teeth. Are you something other than human anon?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i am going to punch this 10 story tall monster
        lmao

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that look Carol from Walking Dead gives him at the very end
    holy kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Should have walked me home gay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc most of those sidecharacters working with frank darabont on the walking dead were a close-knit group and many of them were pissed when amc israeliteed him out of the production, some of them even left the show with him or shortly after

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the meaning of the women leaving the store at the start of the movie, what was that supossed to mean or the Black person lawyer we never see him again wtf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She literally just goes home, gets her kids, and gets rescued by military. You see her in yhe convoy at the end.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the moral of the story there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Random chance saves or dooms you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Men (and women) of action are the ones who deserve to survive while others dither about. The samurai makes every decision in the span of seven breaths.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My interpretation is that she contrasts the protagonist in that her outcome resulted from her choice to hold onto hope vs the protagonists after he lost all hope.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut up you unfunny spastic

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha God isn't le re-
    >*Mart guys survived while atheistoids die*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The larper in the shopping mall wasn't a real Christian

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she sacrificed her life to protect the others from a raging manlet with a gun (who dies for his sin of murder moments later)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The larper in the shopping mall wasn't a real Christian
        Why did God favor her then? Checkmate athechud!!!!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing about the convoy at the end is that it's heading in the same direction the protagonist was. They were driving away from help lmao. Makes me wonder if the people in the grocery store were also rescued.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm one of the only people who got to experience this spoiler free. Watched it when it first came out as a teenager.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending ended up being more comical than tragic.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this movie have the biblically accurate angels i keep hearing about?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated this scene. I'm not shooting anybody until the monsters are breaking through the windows or ripping the car apart. He preemptively killed everyone for no reason.

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