AAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHY IS THERE KETCHUP ON THIS HOT DOG!?

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WHY IS THERE KETCHUP ON THIS HOT DOG!?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is he a bear?
    why is he called the bear

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy's name is Carmen Berzatto, and his nickname is Bear. Probably because the first half of Berzatto sounds like bear. I mean, it has three of the letters.

      why is this show considered comedy?

      Season 2 is funny. Didn't you like Neil Fak?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's called the bear because he's brays like a grizzly full of buckshot when civilians ask him to cook food

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because frick you that's why, also I just catched the best bit of Za.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we just admit that pizza middle is disgusting?
      I'd much rather take the entire rim with maybe an inch towards the centre of toppings, the entire middle 90% is greasy and gross.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK. here, I just whipped up a gay special for you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the size, but yeah a za definitely suffers from being too big
        true horror is those huge costco pizzas where most of the slices are going to be without any crust

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would take the rim, homo

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still shilling this aggressively mediocre show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      perfect description
      stopped during S2

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even watch TV or movies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me neither
          Cinema is dead, there is one good movie every three years now.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just watch older stuff.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's something I do. I watch movies from the past that I haven't seen. There's probably like a hundred good movies I missed.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              For me it is radio comedy shows.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    While youre at it chef, Rate my risotto pl0x.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a nice caramelization on it, needs some olive oil and salt and pepper.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, its perfect!
        Now witness a well seasoned refreshing bowl of salt n peppah

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Delicious. Needs a bit more seasoning.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did as you suggested and now it changed into pic related. My kids might starve tonight. Thanks idiot!
            Also, think more salt will fix it?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are you talking about, that looks lovely. Just need to garnish with a pinch of herbs

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ET WALAH!
                thanks chef!

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this what the gays are watching?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OUI CHEF

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this show considered comedy?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what u testing anon?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When someone does that, I think they're checking if they're banned. You can always check by going to the banned page.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the joke. Hot dogs aren't supposed to have ketchup or what?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't get the joke. Hot dogs aren't supposed to have ketchup or what?

      It's probably considered low class for a hot dog to have ketchup. Wouldn't you enjoy a nicer hot dog? The best hot dog I ever had was a bratwurst with sauerkraut.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A hot dog is an inherently low class meal though.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, but you could always upgrade it. Maybe the hot dog has relish instead of ketchup and now it's more special.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >upgrade it
            Real chefs use the term "elevate."

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not a real chef, but thanks for the info. I'm glad that nobody in the thread is discussing The Bear. I guess I'm the only one who watched it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick you cheflet, We're discussing cooking.
                >Muh hotdogs
                lul. grow up idiot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a board for cooking. Good job trying to insult me when you can't even follow rules. Very adult of you. Reply after I've filtered the thread.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a board for I dont give a shit?
                Until then this thread is about cooking

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like cooking and chef kino but based on how the main character looks it seems the show is going to be full of annoying israeli neuroticism. How close am I to the mark?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Italians get annoyed by American Italians who couldn't be farther then the real thing. This show was embarrassing to watch, over dramatic acting. A solid 3/10

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To prove it, here's a grilled cheese I just absolutely 100% made in real life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, but can you make some chilled grease?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you should ask, Just whipped up these bad boys

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow there will be a 20,000 person anime convention across the street from my job. I work at a ramen shop. Nothin much more to say chefs. I’m already tired

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      semper fry brother

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chefs are always low T and compensating

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    any of you chef gays going to rate my perfectly cooked, home-style Yakisoba out of 10 or what?

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