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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flails wildly in convenient places to hide puppeteer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure its a guy in a suit, not a puppet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For some of it, but it's super obvious in the final castle scene. Especially when he's only partially in that one tunnel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh yea, like the head was obviously just something on a stick. I still like the practical effects even though it looked goofy at times.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Part 2 should have ended with William and Markus escaping and the sequel would be the Lycans and Vampires teaming up to fight a legion of their hybrids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hybrids are one of the coolest designs, I hate how underutilized they are.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wheres its wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      retractable, have you not seen a dog's penis?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that this is the turboBlack person that came up with the whole Underworld franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his voice is actually that deep too, no voice changing needed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Look it up
      >It's real
      Like damn.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when niche passion projects like Underworld could be made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the director was fricking Beckinsale, that was his true passion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man they ruined this franchise with the finale one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they can keep going with a new cast. Selene is just being an elder off somewhere, they can just go back to basics of vampires vs lycans vs humans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man they ruined this franchise with the finale one.

        It's all pointless without Nighy and his overpronounced names.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this Nighy was the best part

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If anyone else did the ridiculous animated shit he does, you'd call it over acting. Somehow when he does it, it's fricking perfect. Like when he walks into the fray in the prequel towards the end, it should be ridiculous that this thin old man is trying to be a badass, but all you can see is a powerful vampire lord about to show everyone why he's in charge.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the entire series sounds like a bad fanfic, like Romeo and Juliet but vampires, and they merge the bloodlines into a vamp/werewolf hybrid but the entire thing comes off very well somehow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the stupid scientific explanation for the vampirism/lycanthromorphy.
        They had already started decent world building with Marcus/William and they threw that shit away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm talking about the stupid scientific explanation for the vampirism/lycanthromorphy.
          did they retcon something? I remember it was a plague that killed everyone except the Corvinus line, one bitten by bat, other by wolf and the virus mutated them into the first werewolf and vampire.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes a virus from wolves or bats that causes genetic mutation or some shit. I didn't know this but got laughed at in a Cinemaphile thread about VTMB for defending Underworld's worldbuilding because I was critical about how WoD handled werewolf lore.

            It was very embarassing, I had no idea they retconned it all at the time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes a virus from wolves or bats that causes genetic mutation or some shit. I didn't know this but got laughed at in a Cinemaphile thread about VTMB for defending Underworld's worldbuilding because I was critical about how WoD handled werewolf lore.

            It was very embarassing, I had no idea they retconned it all at the time.

            It started off science based but they basically introduced magic/supernatural shit in the final film.

            Selene literally had the ability to teleport. Not like Micheal being so fast he appears in places (ala the final fight in the first film). I mean LITERAL teleportation mystical ritual bullshit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not like Micheal being so fast he appears in places (ala the final fight in the first film)
              idk I thought there was some supernatural element to his moves, it was literal anime *teleports behind you* shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they can keep going with a new cast. Selene is just being an elder off somewhere, they can just go back to basics of vampires vs lycans vs humans

      They wasted the futuristic setting where vampires are public knowledge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      They wasted the futuristic setting where vampires are public knowledge.

      they should do one from the human perspective, would be pretty interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they can keep going with a new cast. Selene is just being an elder off somewhere, they can just go back to basics of vampires vs lycans vs humans

      They'll reboot it again just wait

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jobs to based micheal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dies to some syringes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        such a wasted character

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute doggy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the idea that true werewolves are mindless savages and that the lycans were just those with diluted blood as a result of incidentally pregnant werewolves. Kino idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also learning how to transform without the full moon which I don't see done in other media really

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Twilight

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they can't transform at will, they can only transform when a vampire is nearby. Also they're shapeshifters, not werewolves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't know that
            very interesting

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