>ABANDON YOUR POSTS. >FLEE!

>ABANDON YOUR POSTS
>FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Commanding soldiers to retreat in the face of overwhelming enemy action is a sensible and tactically masterful approach.
    Gandalf, on the other hand, committed treason by assuming command in a coup d'etat. I would even go as far as calling Gandalf's action a war crime, since it got tens of thousands killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Surrounded on 3 sides by overwhelming enemy and an impassable cliff to your back
      >go ahead, flee
      Thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this man dabs the grease off of his pineapple pizza

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the upper left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gandalf assumed control of a human kingdom through naked force
      pretty sure that's against his "mission". could Gandalf have been corrupted?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing he assumed control over was a small group of officers who were given a clearly unlawful order by Denethor so Gandalf stepped in to get their shit together

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he put his voice over the Steward's, the rightful commander, and did so through force. Gandalf altered the fate that man chose for himself. Someone should make a youtube video about this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes it be like that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck was his problem??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sure there's a youtube video about it, zoomie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hackson portrayed him as a demented petty retard even though the original denethor was a broken old man whose constant losses and disappointments in life, coupled with the herculean effort of managing the kingdom and spying through the palantirs, made him eventually snap. Doesnt help that he disliked both aragorn and gandalf because he thought he couldnt trust them, and he was honestly right. The two fuckers were lolligagging around while he alone stood against sauron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dementhor

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he said calmly

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds when they see Russia is invading their country

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Miss me wit that bullshit
    *holds staff sideways*
    >RIP my bro Denethor he was a real one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you speak like a zoomer?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best scene in the series

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flee where? The city is surrounded you colossal retard. Am I supposed to scale the mountain against which Minas Tirith rests?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take the Palantir and use it to incessantly call Valinor until they get tired of the ringing and help you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can see that it's not fully surrounded, the orcs are at the front but the side gates are not blocked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes absolutely no sense. If there is a scene like that in the movie (I doubt it) then it's a mistake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he didnt flee so good

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This outburst always made me laugh for some reason

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Denethor is inferior to the book one but movie Boromir is far better than book Boromir

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no im mandalf, his brother

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is something you don't want to hear your commanders say

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slava Ukraine! Gandalf the white supremacist orders we fight to the last man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I thought Ukraine is ~~*))?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I abandon my posts when someone puts way too much effort into a reply deboonking my claims.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they had a gif and webmd version

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