Abigail

just marathoned this, really fun flick, and all actors are pleasure to watch. I love Dan Stevens and Kathryn Newton

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Kathryn wasn't so flat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice tummy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another box office flop for that talentless becky. It's clear nobody likes her.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was way less garbage then i expected except for the lead actress.
    I was almost surprised that it was a normal flick. Not kino or anything, and wow did dracula suck the air out of the ending but the movie itself was like a breath of...if not fresh air, a fart from your own house.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only horrible actor that was kina ruining it for me was that drunk driver, I'm glad he was first to die

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not funny anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie flopped, already on vod
      Shill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, how do you think I saw it, I torrented it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was the little girl the best actor

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tummy bawd

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the men are weak, evil or both
    >women win everything and are the only ones with a sense of morality
    This kind of shit is fricking irritating

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen the movie?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need to see it to know what it's agenda is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yep, that's what I thought

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        I don't need to see it to know what it's agenda is.

        have a nice day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have you seen the movie?
        Yes I have. Dracula dad doesn't give a shit about her. That's the whole point. What argument are you trying to make? Like I said, all the men are weak, evil or both. The dirty cop wasn't weak but he was evil. Dracula dad wasn't weak but he was evil. Literally all the other men were weak pussies that died instantly. Who stayed moral and strong? The fricking medic and the girl. Both female. You haven't refuted anything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the plot of the movie is that child kidnappers kidnapped a vampire. all of them are bad people, they sugarcoated the medic but she's still a junkie that left her son.
          >the girl is the good guy
          idk who are you talking about murderous bloodthirsty vampire who's not a little girl btw, or Newton's character, who also agreed to kidnap a child and movie itself questions her morals in the scene where medic guesses backstories.
          and saying men are weak for dying to a vampire is moronic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit the "bad person" angle was defied and softened by the medic, and the "dies to a vampire" angle doesn't apply to the medic. Those were exactly ky points. They don't change just because you say they don't matter. You acknowledged them yourself, don't try to slither out of it. The girl also genuinely loves her father despite him not loving her and is legitimately grateful to the medic. The medic who goes back to her son btw.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >So you admit the "bad person" angle was defied and softened by the medic, and the "dies to a vampire" angle doesn't apply to the medic.
              yeah because she's the main character, in the end you have one semi-good person surviving vampires, and in your head you constracted a narrative that fits your worldview

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely disingenuous. Now you're pivoting to the excuse of "because she"s a main character not because she's evil." And funny how you went from "she's bad too" to "she's semi-good." Nice work completely avoiding the points about Abigail and her dad because they were inconvenient for you btw.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nice work completely avoiding the points about Abigail and her dad because they were inconvenient for you btw.
                they are vampires that eat people, you cannot in a good conscious argue that they are somehow morally good.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like hes right and you are wrong. same shit different day. Women strong and good, men bad and evil or weak.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet still the girl is more "good' than any other vampires shown.

                >girl only kills those who wronged her father
                >genuinely loves her father
                >defies her father to save the medic
                >wishes her well with her son

                >dracula dad runs vampire cartel
                >grew bored of being a parent
                >wanted to kill medic and only spared her to avoid killing daughter which is the ONLY time he showed any amount of care for her
                >still tells the medic to hurry the frick up before he changes his mind

                >corrupt cop vampire kills everyone including his own friend for no reason
                >tries to murderfrick the girl and the nurse
                >total sadist with zero redeeming qualities

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Killing the guy who set you up to die is killing them "for no reason"
                Stfu dumbass Black person

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >girl only kills those who wronged her father
                what do you think she ate the day before or after events of the movie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet the movie potrays vampire girl as good in the end

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t say “good”, she just upholds her word to let the medic go

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you feel bad for her because her father is mean

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hiw many people did she eviscerate that night? moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The movie turned her good at the end, even after she killed people because she spared the latina b***h. Cope and eat your woke slop moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She’s not good, she just kept her word that she’d let her go if she helped her kill the new vampire. She’s still going to keep eating people, which is objectively a pretty evil thing to do

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I think she’s evil because she eats people

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she has to survive since she's main character
                >nothing to do with her being a woman
                sure not like main characters have ever died in a horror movie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The black marine sniper guy isn’t weak and doesn’t seem evil. Angus Cloud’s character isn’t weak or evil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly right. The writing is dreadful too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah theyre all fricked in the head but the only reason why the chick survives is due to her motherly love

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason the chick survives is because it's the biggest fricking horror trope of all time. Goddamn I swear this board gets stupider every day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as irritating as your whining about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Noo don't talk about the agenda goy

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ripped off Near Dark

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Near Dark invented vampires with sunglasses.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vampire katnewt

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hated it because she goes en pointe and there is smoking. Otherwise great vampdicky shit, hope see more of this actress

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they cast cute little girls anymore ? the girl in the movie is ok at best, not cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw Outer range and the little girl had horrible acting skills, so they better be ugly than hard to watch

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as terrible as their two Scream but nothing special really. No interesting ideas or twist, no good action. Big guy carried the movie.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The latina mom team up with the vampire girl to kill the cop, for a girlboss final act, fricking garbage

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was good and funny up to the point where Dan Stevens turns bad, should been the hero, the basic girl was just so cliche and boring I skipped all her scenes.

    Dan's the man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew he will be evil because the actor is great at playing villains

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >David was the villain
        Syd was.

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