Do what I do. Show up in sunglasses, buy a huge box of popcorn and soda of your choice, then sit down in your seat make direct eye contact with anyone who is staring at you remove your sunglasses and smile.
Just went to it too, I hated it. She went en pointe which is fricking gross and then there was smoking in it which is fricking evil.
Besides that it was pretty good. I expected her father not to exist, him to be another function she spread so that was kinda disappoint
Buffy ruined vampire stories by turning stake through the heart from immobilizing the vampire so you can safely complete the rest of the ritual to destroy it and now it's just used as a weapon. You stake it to immobilize then decapitate it, stuff it's body full of garlic and bury the head and body at separate locations. This process doesn't even destroy it, it just keeps it from coming back
In another showing I went to tonight there was a couple totally fricking in the back row. Tried to a picture but didn't want to use flash in theater
Jesus dude the smoking was from the druggie moron for like two scenes and then there’s one shot of a half smoked cigar to show that someone was there recently. You can’t be this autistic.
Of all the stuff you took offense to in that film it was the smoking. Not the kidnapping of children, not the guy willing to shoot a kid, or any of the other heinous things. No no no smoking was the worst think and you had to proclaimed it on Cinemaphile. Give me a break anon you don’t actually live a moral life, you just larp as doing so. It’s not about morality, you aren’t the one smoking, it’s not reality.
The section with her in the elevator is great. Ya love to see a "caged" monster
That stuff is all pretend. The smoking is real. That's the difference >larp
Oh shit, you're moronic
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Actually when they smoke on sets it’s not actually tobacco, it’s fake. Jesus everyone knows this are you 12? Do you think the characters really die?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
that guy literally died tho
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>shits on junkies in the movie >is actually a junkie irl >dies
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What did he and the black guy do to earn the ire of the vampire crime boss family? Both died before that exposition happened.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Guess its left for speculations. That 'You are a good driver,but not a professional' might imply that he get too high and screw up some job for the vampire mob. Black guy was former Marine and Sniper. Maybe he refused in the last moment to kill someone,or he sniped a wrong person.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when they smoke on sets it’s not actually tobacco
And? What difference does it make what they are smoking? It is still smoking >it’s fake
How is it fake? It's not CGI, it is real smoking. What is fake about it?
What did he and the black guy do to earn the ire of the vampire crime boss family? Both died before that exposition happened.
Were they even being targeted? She set it up for her to frick with them. I still think it should've been her all along and Kristoff didn't exist would been way cooler
I wish they weren't so israeli about the concessions, why shouldn't I be able to bring a box of thin mints and a bottle of jameson to see this instead of paying 40 dollars for shitty popcorn and soda?
What would the social ramifications of going alone to see this as a 30+ year old man be? Asking for a friend.
same as any: you are acknowledged as pathetic and then we move on to our seats
Do what I do. Show up in sunglasses, buy a huge box of popcorn and soda of your choice, then sit down in your seat make direct eye contact with anyone who is staring at you remove your sunglasses and smile.
soda? brother my kino has a bar.
Damn, how is that? In this case adjust with your favorite brewski.
I've never felt horny in a theatre the smell puts me off.
Do you do this while jerking off as well?
The real trick:
show up with a notepad and pen, act like you're taking notes during the movie, people will think you are a reviewer.
This is such a simple yet genius idea.
Dont forget too bring your flashlight too so everyone knows the autistic moron missed the press screening.
Literally no one will think that bro.
did you have a good coom OP?
Just went to it too, I hated it. She went en pointe which is fricking gross and then there was smoking in it which is fricking evil.
Besides that it was pretty good. I expected her father not to exist, him to be another function she spread so that was kinda disappoint
Buffy ruined vampire stories by turning stake through the heart from immobilizing the vampire so you can safely complete the rest of the ritual to destroy it and now it's just used as a weapon. You stake it to immobilize then decapitate it, stuff it's body full of garlic and bury the head and body at separate locations. This process doesn't even destroy it, it just keeps it from coming back
In another showing I went to tonight there was a couple totally fricking in the back row. Tried to a picture but didn't want to use flash in theater
Jesus dude the smoking was from the druggie moron for like two scenes and then there’s one shot of a half smoked cigar to show that someone was there recently. You can’t be this autistic.
>wtf how dare you have morality
>that's autistic
You're brainwashed
Those are fricking onions Sammy!
Of all the stuff you took offense to in that film it was the smoking. Not the kidnapping of children, not the guy willing to shoot a kid, or any of the other heinous things. No no no smoking was the worst think and you had to proclaimed it on Cinemaphile. Give me a break anon you don’t actually live a moral life, you just larp as doing so. It’s not about morality, you aren’t the one smoking, it’s not reality.
The section with her in the elevator is great. Ya love to see a "caged" monster
That stuff is all pretend. The smoking is real. That's the difference
>larp
Oh shit, you're moronic
Actually when they smoke on sets it’s not actually tobacco, it’s fake. Jesus everyone knows this are you 12? Do you think the characters really die?
that guy literally died tho
>shits on junkies in the movie
>is actually a junkie irl
>dies
What did he and the black guy do to earn the ire of the vampire crime boss family? Both died before that exposition happened.
Guess its left for speculations. That 'You are a good driver,but not a professional' might imply that he get too high and screw up some job for the vampire mob. Black guy was former Marine and Sniper. Maybe he refused in the last moment to kill someone,or he sniped a wrong person.
>when they smoke on sets it’s not actually tobacco
And? What difference does it make what they are smoking? It is still smoking
>it’s fake
How is it fake? It's not CGI, it is real smoking. What is fake about it?
Were they even being targeted? She set it up for her to frick with them. I still think it should've been her all along and Kristoff didn't exist would been way cooler
Did Newton show off her golf swing? Girl has good rotation.
the garlic sniff was funny
The movie was really good.
I wish they weren't so israeli about the concessions, why shouldn't I be able to bring a box of thin mints and a bottle of jameson to see this instead of paying 40 dollars for shitty popcorn and soda?
She was so beautiful at the end drenched in blood, I wanted to marry her
All she needed was a good dicking down
IT WAS SHIT