abigail 2024 movie

Abigail" isn't a masterpiece of cinema, nor is it the most innovative or best vampire movie in history, but it's massively entertaining to watch

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best performance in movie. KNewt was great too.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Think I'ma watch Abigail a second time in theaters this weekend instead of civili war a second time. Not gonna rewatch the ungentlemanly warfare movie, once was enough.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does she win?
    how many costumes does she have?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One but it gets increasingly bloody, which was a metaphor for tampon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vampire turns good and teams up with the latina single mother against the white cop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The elections over buddy. Your boy lost.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You've been doing this for so long that the next election is right around the corner. How stuck in 2016 are you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That election is over too. What year do you think it is?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You've been doing this for so long that the next election is right around the corner. How stuck in 2016 are you?

        Amazing how the ~~*Trump*~~ psyop has confined and shaped all political discussion... I guess you morons deserve to be herded like sheep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't turn good, and the latina single mother is a literal drug addict who abandoned her son instead of some perfect diversity mary sue.
      If anything Daddy Dracula at the end is what felt very random considering he just talks for 1m and the movie ends.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sequel bait

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    Anonymous
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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Abigail is fun, very fast paced which is a rarity in horror even with its 1h40m length, has good & gory scenes/kills and doesn't take itself seriously. The effects also looked nice though I'm assuming it was all CGI.
    Was actually a lot better than what I was expecting.
    Will probably bomb though considering normies loathe fun horror or horror comedies and anything that's not 99% ghost jumpscare shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      M3gan which I thought was cut from a similar cloth (but with a lower rating, R-rated cut was released later) was a success with normies, but that had an exceptional marketing campaign, and Chucky's show keeping doll horror alive probably helped too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. M3gan stupid tik tok dance was so obvious. I give more props to Smile and their brilliant marketing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Both were great to be honest, and paid off big, they were among the best horror launches lately along with the last 2 Scream movies and maybe to a lesser degree Immaculate using Sydney Sweeney's rising popularity.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I use a ZAMN! meme or a Uohhhhhh! meme?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all pedophiles deserve the wood chipper.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this girlboss shit
    Dracula getting b***hed by his daughter and letting the latina b***h go was pathetic

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Abigail a cute. I want her to control me like she did Sammy. Kathryn is very cute, too.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed the movie. Ending was moronic. My favorite characters didn't make it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was pissed the hacker girl and the big dude died.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were among the most sympathetic characters, but these kinds of movies, like Evil Dead, tend to be one human survivor only.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Abigail knew everything about her kidnappers from the beginning down to the real name of Joey's son
    >Her father arrived at the last second because he knew she'd be in control
    >Abigail gained a friend in Joey which she didn't have in centuries

    All according to keikaku.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I heard this movie references Ready or Not from the same director, which brings up the actual Devil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly a portrait in Abigail links it to the family in ready or not I think

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shill thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stick to your fallout threads so we can discuss the film, troony.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        those are also shill threads you would know pajeet when you'er on this board 24/7 trying to to your next meal

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >quick where can we shill this shit?
    >Cinemaphile sir!
    e-girl isn't cute
    not watching

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >e-girl isn't cute
      She triggered Joey's motherhood instinct for the entire movie to advance Abigail's plot, your opinion is invalid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The frick you smoking? She's cute as hell.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you did read and you're currently seething, shill thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much does big corpo pay you to go into every competitor's thread to spam shill thread? You do it all day in every thread so I assume you make bank.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No she's in ballet shoes the entire film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't she lost them by the end?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Abigail is basically The Red Queen if The Red Queen were a vampire instead of an artificial intelligence.
    >Looks like a girl, isn't actually a girl.
    >Veers between childlike innocence, gleeful violence, and apology.
    >The main characters manage to temporarily disable her (with drugs or an EMP) in order to place her in a position where they think she'll have to negotiate with them.
    >She clearly gets a sadistic pleasure out of demanding that characters kill each other.
    >The female lead and the vampire/AI eventually come to an understanding.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why M3gan was such a success, she combined the best of every world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Abigail also has that actor who played Barry Burton in Resident Evil: Retribution in it, curiously.

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    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for NECA or Trick or Treat Studios to make a 1:1 replica of her

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Pajeet spammers are learning not to overdo the hyperbole.
    Thank frick they'll be replace by AI soon.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, garlic!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This whole segment was probably one of the funniest parts.

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  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No hard feelings mom

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    K Newt rocks

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hacks basically stole the plot of Livid

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