Abigail (a.k.a. Dracula's Daughter) Universal horror starring Melissa Barrera

Dracula's cameo anyone?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s another “Cinemaphile likes a shit movie because it has a scantily clad underage girl in it” episode
    You sick fricks are so predictable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like it. I expected Melissa to play Drac's daughter. Trailer suggests total garbage while the original film was pretty cool and eerie.

      Also why the frick they called it Abigail? This is going to flop like Renfield because nobody knows these. Should stick with Dracula's Daughter title.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently ex-dark universe film retooled to a standalone:
        >The project was later stated to have originally been titled the same as the source it's based on, Dracula's Daughter;[3] while Universal restated that while they had considered a singular continuity with The Mummy (2017), each release will continue to be "rooted in the horror genre, with no restrictions on budget, rating or genre.

        >Should stick with Dracula's Daughter title.
        It's insane they didn't, I can't even imagine what their reasoning was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminded me why in the blu frick they called that movie with nicholas cage playing dracula "reinfield"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're traumatized by the last Dracula movie and think that any horror movie called Dracula will be seen as old dated and boring by modern audiences.

            No, i am actually being serious.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              god, i fricking hate movie suits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Renfield flopped because the trailers made it look like that support group was gonna be some huge part of the movie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. It flopped because it was a garbage cop action 'comedy' (not funny at all) with Dracula shoehorned in it. All Dracula moments were 10/10 but the rest of movie sucked ass.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It flopped because it got 0 marketing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scantily clad
      woo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You had me at:
      >scantily clad underage girl in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scantily clad underage girl
      somebody make webms please, I'm still not watching this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what to tail you anon, I've got a type.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay.

  2. 3 months ago
    That guy who invented saying FACT at the end of every sentence to piss off kikes

    Gonna flop, name one monster movie that hasn't and israelites will boycott it because main actress thinks Pali lives matter. FACT!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >name one monster movie that hasn't
      Godzilla minus one
      I don't think dracula untold actually did that awfully in the grand scheme of things either

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    visually it looks good but the plot sounds moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks stupid

      Good, more stupid movies please.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        itll probably have some good horror scenes in it but the plot is
        >The film focuses on a group of kidnappers who capture and must watch over Abigail, the daughter of the most powerful underworld figure for the $50 million ransom, until they get more than what they bargain for when Abigail reveals her true nature as a vampire child, hunting them down one by one.[1]

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wikipedia says it was considered to be in same continuity as The Mummy with Tom Cruise. What is going on? Did they really kill that universe only to release same crap just outside of shared universe?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont know
            read a few months ago rumors about the dark universe being back on

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No longer rumors. Dark Universe is officially back, at least in theme park form for now. Mostly likely moves may still happen soon. However it won't be like marvel anymore. They want unique takes on each monster with no crossovers but still set in same monster universe so they can eventually connect some monsters but no plans for big team up.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks stupid

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it's basically you're next/ready or not but with vampires instead?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently ex-dark universe film retooled to a standalone:
      >The project was later stated to have originally been titled the same as the source it's based on, Dracula's Daughter;[3] while Universal restated that while they had considered a singular continuity with The Mummy (2017), each release will continue to be "rooted in the horror genre, with no restrictions on budget, rating or genre.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like they want all these movies to bomb.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ex cinematic universe or not, i'm more prone to watch something called dracula's daughter over abigal

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black guy dies in the beginning
    thats a no from me, universal.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is everything girl bosses and female subverted
    Chick Sherlock Holes
    Chick Jedi in Star Wars
    Chick Mad Max movie with no Mad Mad
    Chick True Detective
    Chick Dracula
    Chick Spider Man
    Chick Mummy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original film was from 1930s. This is just another reboot but looks lame.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the fricking marvel tier humor
    Im so fricking sick of this shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this started as a dark universe film following the mummy with cruise so makes sense. no idea why they are doing these as standalione now if its same shit just with no shared universe gimmick

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't vampire kids use ambushes or emotional traps. I mean running water and cross could do the damage also mirrors. Besides wasn't killing is not necessary for vampires.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Abigail
    >not about a newlywed couple at an old mansion dealing with a ghost who is possessing the wife

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the association of the name "Abigail" with cursed/demonic children start?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bible. Abigail was one of Davids wives.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What else has the hot chick been in??? She looks familiar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a child you sick frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE'S ONLY A 19 YEAR OLD PRETENDING TO BE 15 YOU SICM FRICK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE'S ONLY 17 DECADES OLD YOU SICK FRICK

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at us making a movie that doesn't take itself seriously at all aren't we brave and funny.

    No, it's cowardly and boring.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hilarious that Megan created a whole subgenre of little killer girls that dance as a main draw. KEK.

    What's next? Dancing killer scout boys?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based M3GAN

      this is a subgenre with great potential and a huge untapped market

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomslop

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ooh noo haha don't catch me and suck me off hahah oh noooo :DD

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a little girl... break dancing? OH SHIT RUN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEAR LORD, SHE IS DOING THE ROBOT WALK!

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soulless piss filter look
    >bad acting
    >generic looking zoomer tweens
    >forced diversity
    >paced for people with ADD
    >musical score unmemorable
    I hate modern cinema so much it's unreal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >musical score unmemorable
      It's Swan Lake, Op.20 by Tchaikovsky. You know, the one used in the 1931 original Dracula movie.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, yet another trailer that reveals the entire movie.

    And I like how even though Dan Stevens only said 3 lines you can tell he does not give a shit about this flick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know you can just...not...watch the trailer...right?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Universal is moronic. Another shitty standalone Dracula flick leading nowhere after Renfield and Last Voyage of The Demeter and that origin story with Chris Evans.
    Give other monsters a chance!
    Frankenstein, Gillman, or maybe Phantom of the Opera.. c'mon last movie is from 2004. It's 20 years old already.
    I don't care if it's dark universe or not. I want to see other monsters than motherfricking Dracula.

    It's time for Phantom of the Opera starring Michael Fassbender.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dracula's daughter is named alucard

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but why a ballerina. That's weird.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that swearing adjective
    Fricking cringe

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