About to start watching this for the first time. What am I in for?

About to start watching this for the first time. What am I in for?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha. Brilliant timing OP. I've got 1 episode left to go. Vic mackey is insane. It's a journey though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always skip the last episode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a true fan

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like seeing them get hurt

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino with the greatest and most depressing last run of episodes ever

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    a good time

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    purely socio-economic factors

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens in the first episode carries weight throughout the entire series.

    You’re lucky to have the experience of seeing it for the first time. I wish I had Alzheimer’s so I could experience it again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called weed

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    faux edginess from a basic cable channel, that's just pure absurdity if you've watched the wire or ever been around law enforcement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shield is probably the most accurate depiction of fictionalised police out in the field though?
      the wire was good in the sense that all the officeroom chats and investigating felt quite realistic, but the real cop stuff didn't hold true to life at all
      sounds like you're the one who has never been around a cop irl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice baseless claims.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the shield is probably the most accurate depiction of fictionalised police out in the field though?
          accurate to the Grand Theft Auto universe maybe

          >t. bootlickers
          on average, in EVERY country in the world, cops are statistically proven to be the most aggressive members of society. I know neither of you have done even an iota of reading or research on this topic so there's not much point getting into further. But yes, police officers are usually scummy and authoritarian - there is definitive data available that illustrates this. There is a reason the ACAB movement gained so much traction so quickly.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually agree with you. The most unrealistic thing about The Wire by far is that it doesn't show enough violence by cops. The only time a cop actually kills someone is when he accidentally kills an undercover cop. The Wire could've leaned more into the police brutality angle but I think they wanted to steer away from what most cop shows were doing back then, which was becoming glorified action shoot'em up shows.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That scene where he shoots the cop was so poorly edited and confusing just for the sake of "haha lol we don't show a single cop using his gun" so let's have this really weird jump out of nowhere

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There was plenty of police brutality though, intentionally malicious and otherwise.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >IM HIT, IM HIT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the shield is probably the most accurate depiction of fictionalised police out in the field though?
        accurate to the Grand Theft Auto universe maybe

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best tv show ever made

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was the commish

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a gay blowjob scene.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dutch is the best character from S1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dutch is the best character
        ftfy

        Verification not required

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *blocks you're path*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            basado

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >*sets you up to get cucked*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And so forth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cat killer pos tbqh

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for
    SUCK IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Previously on Star Trek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Data made him...suck?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lore raped him

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A good cop show. Not Wire good but what is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wire is dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vic mackey would knock out everyone in the wire

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how quality works, Anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aceveda would suck everyone in the wire.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Especially Omar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the wire is reddit the shield is Cinemaphile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should go back.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, chud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you should Black person homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only place I can go back to is 2003 Cinemaphile, before you homosexuals were linked to it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >over 20 years on Cinemaphile and still a complete moron
              checks out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But anon, I'm calling the shield shit for morons, such as yourself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same anon you were having a b***h fight with, you just sound really really stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're both good in their own way
      The Wire tries to be more realistic, and focuses on East Coast culture and locales
      The Shield is a bit more bombastic, and focuses on West Coast culture and locales
      Actually A+ pairing for back-to-back viewings

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This completely. They're both making very similar arguments just through different methods and lenses. It's so puzzling to me to see people love one but hate the other - it makes me question if they really even appreciate the core concept of either show.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both the shield and the wire were responses to law and order, the most successful crime procedural ever. The shield's raison d'etre is to make law and order look tame. The wire's raison d'etre is to make law and order look ridiculous, which in effect makes the shield look like a clown show.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >raison d'etre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wire is east coast and written by a israelite who loves his Black pets and pretends they have a higher iq than a termite.

      The Shield is west coast and written by a baldie married to a shrill harpie, who he cast as the lead character's shrill annoying wife. But they show the reality of non-whites and their destructive, uncivilized nature and inability to be anything more than agents of destruction.

      Hence, The Shield wins. That said, I think acting-wise, The Wire beats the Shield.
      There's a scene where Vic gets shot and he pretends he has the energy to get and meet his autistic son like his sweaty gut-exploding self isn't feeling like near-death.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not nearly brown enough to be

          The Wire is east coast and written by a israelite who loves his Black pets and pretends they have a higher iq than a termite.

          The Shield is west coast and written by a baldie married to a shrill harpie, who he cast as the lead character's shrill annoying wife. But they show the reality of non-whites and their destructive, uncivilized nature and inability to be anything more than agents of destruction.

          Hence, The Shield wins. That said, I think acting-wise, The Wire beats the Shield.
          There's a scene where Vic gets shot and he pretends he has the energy to get and meet his autistic son like his sweaty gut-exploding self isn't feeling like near-death.

          . Never forget, brown people are the most racist people on the planet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wire got really boring fast
      Shield just kept accelerating relentlessly
      we are not the same

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the shield collapses after the money train.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          only for a couple seasons, seasons 5 to 7 are kino

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            "kino" just means "upvote" at this point.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kino post

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I feel like these kind of spoilers are only effective on people who pretend to watch stuff by reading Wikipedia articles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spoilers work when shows/movies rely on cheap twists to force drama.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My rule for kino is if a spoiler ruined the product, it was never a good product
      It’s not what’s happening that’s interesting, but HOW

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"straight up merked them slobs"
      >grooving on the balcony as the guy is getting arrested
      >dude hits the shuffle before getting put in the cop car
      lmfao does the show have more moments like this? thats fricking hilarious

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I slipped outside my apartment the other day and got the same reaction beat for beat 🙁 my neighbors are rude

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it better than the wire?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god no lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Way better. The wire has only one good season.

        who was in the wrong here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way better. The wire has only one good season.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes by far

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re brown, yes. If you’re white, no.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're black, also no

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >black
          doesn't exist. they're all brown.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant even rewatch the wire anymore, its so bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad how? I got tired of the bane? guy and the press shit but apart from that I thought it was fairly good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's never watched/liked the wire

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but for me, it's the moronic hamfist chess metaphor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >one 2 minute scene thats never brought up again ruined a whole show
            You've never seen the show or gave up on season 1.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >never brought up again
              >Snoop comes out of the alley and makes a straight line to Bodie... Exact way that a knight moves
              >Chris shoots diagonally like a pawn taking another pawn
              It was literally foreshadowing and imagery

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there isn't a chess metaphor. its a scene where one character tries to teach other characters how to play chess, and the only way he can explain it is in terms they'll understand.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wire bros... that scene keeps embarrassing us

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              people can tell when you samegay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think I'm clever for pointing out the obvious

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i always thought that scene tried to tell me that blacks are indeed so stupid that a simple chess metahpor is peak iq to them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the scene is about how project nigglets can't comprehend anything that isn't drug dealing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          people can tell when you samegay.

          Wire bros... that scene keeps embarrassing us

          NTA but for me, it's the moronic hamfist chess metaphor

          actually all me hehehe :^

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s good unlike the wire

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best tv show ever made imo. It achieved the impossible where it seemingly kept getting better all the way to the series finale.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seasons 3 and 4 were mid. the final three seasons were excellent though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seasons 3 and 4 were mid
        filtered by sutter's arc and the Black person homosexual son comment, embarrassing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the decoy squad bullshit was filler

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Worst part of the series.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think i memory holed the entire decoy squad cause I had to look it up and I still dont remember this...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was like half of an episode

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            fair enough, vic's brap squad definitely mogged the decoy squad

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was important in order to help round out Claudette's character, establishing that she can make unforced mistakes, doesn't/can't endear herself to others, and is inflexible/uncompromising to a fault
            a little bit of it could be cut, but most of it needs to stay
            same with other little things in the show that could be cut; Shane doing the undercover wienerfight thing, or Lem hooking up with Tigre that just gets dropped without comment, etc.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filler bullshit is The Shield's biggest weakness, still a great show, but it probably could have been 5 seasons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >018▶

        >seasons 3 and 4 were mid


        filtered by sutter's arc and the Black person homosexual son comment, embarrassing
        >

        The best tv show ever made imo. It achieved the impossible where it seemingly kept getting better all the way to the series finale.


        >seasons 3 and 4 were mid. the final three seasons were excellent though
        filtered
        S3/4 are where we see the strike team at their strongest and actually in control of the farm. S4 in particular effectively sees Vic promoted to official right hand man status in the precinct and the crime rates are the lowest of the entire season. This is the perfect set up for S5-7 to show their downfall properly considering S1/2 is really just them galvanising as a group over some of the outright terrible decisions they made. The show is pretty comfortably a 10/10 if not higher.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the strike team being OP is precisely what made those seasons boring. far less tension, suspense or unpredictability. this show is a tragedy at its core, those are the truly powerful and stand out moments

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Necessary for the punches they receive in the final three seasons. I can literally not think of another series that puts its main characters through such a slow and painful death leading up to the end. The way the show marches to the finale is amongst the best television has to offer. We needed the pride before the fall.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              28 whole episodes was absolutely overkill

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree. Glenn Close was the best captain the farm had in my opinion even if Kav was the most entertaining. Watching her be bamboozled by Vic was joyful, its why I focus on S4 more than S3 when this subject comes up, because I think in that season every episode starts to feel more and more like a house of cards being stacked up. The way the season ends and the subsequent three seasons of everything tumbling down kind of confirm what I'm saying is intentional too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Glenn Close
                I was okay changing the focus to Kavanaugh, but I do wish they brought her back. She should have been the federal liason that got Vic his immunity deal. Now imagine her face as Vic spills his guts.

                She had a soft spot for Vic because she didn't know how evil he really was.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le Mackey was the big evil

                This thread and board are completely infested with effete brain damaged reddit homosexuals. No wonder there's so many people that unironically think the Wire is a more realistic tv series.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le manlet supercop he's just like me das realism

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry b***h, I'm "Team Shane"! Vic was definitely evil.

                If Vic died in Season 2, Shane would be running the Barn right now. Captain Vandrell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                MACKEY DINDU NUFFIN ONG FR FR

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no you don't understand, the shield is good because its completely unrealistic and predictable!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Up until the two seasons we are talking about all we had seen is the strike team skim by the skin of their teeth though? I won't contest your unrealistic point because that's ultimately a matter of opinion whether you can suspend your disbelief... but you can't really claim it was predictable when we saw the exact opposite pan out for the two seasons prior.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you attacking him? He didn't even say anything about The Wire. You're being sensitive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually enjoyed when it was more episodic the first 3 seasons. After it gets more serialized there are a few episodes that feel slow because they work more as a setup. S5 is the only season fully serialized that feels extremely consistent. S4, 6 and 7 suffer the same problem of a few episodes being a bit boring.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you are calling to report racial discrimination, put down the crack pipe and dial 6
    Does anyone remember what episode this scene is from? I can never find it on israelitetube

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some spooks, some streets, some niners.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kurt Sutter always shove his personal fetishes into The Shield? (Cuckolding, Black person dick worship, feet, gay rape, golden showers) He did the same thing to SOA. He even played a guy on The Shield who was into feet lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all those fetishes are actually based and healthy so idc

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Previously on the shield

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually copkino, the sleaze and suspense are great, the cast is very solid etc. It gets repetitive towards the final seasons, but the TENSION is kept until the last shot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been 5 seasons instead of 7 like The Wire or , but it's still impressive considering that most shows with 7 seasons are way past their due date.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It gets repetitive towards the final seasons
      i disagree, seasons 5 and 7 were hyperkino. the problem is that season 6 had so much filler in it that it would have been better to just include the important parts of it in seasons 5 and 7. it was the only mistake the shield made.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Season 6 had lesser filler than the other seasons in my opinion. I used dislike season 6 but on my latest rewatched it's one of my favorites now. There's so many strong moments. And it's only about 10 episodes too. Season 3 on the other hand is full of boring filler shit. It only starts to get good again when the strike team are running around trying to cover their tracks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          filler may have been the wrong word to describe season 6, the whole season just feels a bit pointless to me. i actually enjoy the filler episodes in the earlier episodes of the shield, picrel was kino for example even though it contributed nothing to the overall plot. whereas season 6 could have been condensed down into 3-4 episodes and included at the start of season 7 and this would have been an improvement.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wire is
    >Wow black people are like high IQ little shakespearean geniuses that are oppressed by the system.

    The Shield shows Black folk how they really are. There are exceptions to the rule but that's just like reality. The Wire cannot shut up about how much of a victim black people are while they continue to kill each other over sneakers. The Wire is so israeli. The Shield is way better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black people are high IQ in the wire
      So you never saw the show, gotcha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're brown.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Claudette is by far more high IQ than anyone in The Wire so your argument is dogshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know what exceptions to the rule means, moron?

        you're brown.

        You didn't even read my post, Black person homosexual. And The Shield is for whites only. Probably why you don't like it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know what self-refuting contradiction means, moron?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did your boyfriend tell you to say that?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wire bawds really do think so highly of themselves, don't they. Sorry I don't like your precious little Black folklop

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are wirelets so easy to piss off? Lol For a bunch of "highly intelligent patricians", you guys are awfully fragile.

                >Wire gays this wire gays that
                You sound like you want to suck off a wire fan

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you fantasizing about gay sex?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you calling me a gay just because I'm acting like a gay??
                Kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one bring up gay sex out of nowhere. Sounds like you're the real homosexual here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bring up gay sex out of nowhere
                I thought you were a shield fan?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not an argument
                Uh oh looks like I have no choice but to accept the concession

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even go to /misc/. I just hate browns and blacks. That's the norm now, israelite.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wire isn't even about race, americuck morons always assume a show with mostly blacks is always about race. It's barely ever mentioned. Why else would season 2 show the white dock workers as being fricked over victims as well? The show even goes out its way to depict white cops being passed over for promotions because they're not the right color. Not that you even made it that far in the show kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and absolutely true. The Wire is sterile goyslop for libtards, Shield is a realistic and macabre portrayal of brown people and their effect on white society.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you still replying to yourself?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its a wire thread
    >shieldBlack folk spam the shit out of it

    >its a shield thread
    >shieldBlack folk spam about the wire, because there's nothing to say about the shield

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love both shows, bros. Why can't we just come together as a family.....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because a large portion of the people here that "love" the shield only say they love it, (they don't watch TV, just get angry at Twitter screenshots) because they saw webms where blacks get beat up in it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a Black, you disgusting ape.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry I don't understand. Can you please explain in chess terms what you mean?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like you take miles of wiener but pretend to be hard, embarrassing homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because if one of us go down, we all go down as a family

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD

    >*bang*
    >We killed a cawp
    >We know you like raping children
    >They made you...suck?!
    >Ok, who took my chair?
    >*rhythmic slapping noises*
    >You're gay, alright?
    >Money train...in and out...set up for life
    >Ok, who took my Ding Dongs?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Shield is
    >Wow black female cops are like high IQ Sherlock geniuses that can rise to the top of the system off merit and intellect alone

    The Wire shows black women how they really are (pic related). There are exceptions to the rule but that's just like reality. The Shield cannot shut up about how much of a victim black female cops are while they continue to make strong white man look bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are wirelets so easy to piss off? Lol For a bunch of "highly intelligent patricians", you guys are awfully fragile.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So buck broken that he can only reply in images now

          Yup you're gonna be sore for a while

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So ass blasted he can only lazily cope
            Yup, he's gonna be coping until this thread closes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Shield would be perfect for you. It deals with emasculation and losing control. You'll find the themes very relatable.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Please watch my cuck porn
                I've already watched this very mid show, it has entertaining moments but overall weaker than some posts on here would lead you to believe, no surprise you focus on the cuck aspects

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a mid show
                That's because it doesn't try to cram pretentious chess symbolism down your throat. It's brilliance is much more subtle. The Wire is a speeding freight train with the themes and messages It's trying to get across. It's not surprising it flew past your head. You can ask any one with a functioning brain here and they'll tell you the exact same thing. That's why The Shield is more respectable. Nobody likes forced shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Assmad gay thinks im reading all that
                Lol try watching a good show sometime

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know reading a few sentences is really hard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eternally seething over one chess lecture
                totally not desperate at all lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're laughter sounds like a concession. I accept

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I win because
                >BECAUSE I JUST DO, OKAY

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there isn't any chess symbolism. There is one scene where one character tries to teach other characters how to play chess, and the only way he can explain it is in terms they'll understand.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shield fans are so moronic they think basic rules explained with slang are "symbolism" kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the wire is complete hack trash but you would have to be a moron not to see the chess symbolism that's littered throughout the rest of the show. It goes beyond just this one scene. Like certain characters dying because they can't attack diagonally (bodie) and all the other examples I can't even bothered to remember. You don't even know your own show.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can only reference the bodie scene
                kek, so many examples lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been a long fricking time since I saw it. There's tons of other scenes that play on this. You would have to be an idiot to think it's such a far fetch notion that's there are tons of other scenes that would use such symbolism. Also do you only see things on surface level? It's really starting to explain why you can't get into The Shield. I'm starting to feel like this debate is turning one sided. I may or may not respond to your next post, depending on if you can actually say something intelligent this time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source: trust me bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're drafting off a reddit theory that encompasses two scenes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you want to be smart so bad kek

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the one over compensating with little images to show everyone how "smart" I am. I think you're projecting on this one. Maybe actually take a real debate course for once in your life instead of reading the pinned image on the front page of /misc/ lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                long winded and pretentious way of saying "no u"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think that post was pretentious then you must be a literal moron or underaged

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pretentious
                Stop abusing that word. I hate when people overuse it. It comes off as insecure

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Insecure
                Stop abusing that word. I hate when people overuse it. It comes off as pretentious

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >replying with images on imageboards is LE BAD
            holy fricking moronation batman

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reasons why Billings is the best:
    Is a bro. Doesn't care what you do to criminals. Provides delicious vending machine snacks. Gets nudes of the office babe. Hates b***h dykes. And so forth.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished my rewatch of it, you are in for pure kino my friend. Probably my favorite show ever. Enjoy.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The city is a character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Los Angeles has no soul or character so it checks out

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The city is the main character

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We finally get a good Shield thread going for once and now Wire fans have to shit it up by starting a shit flinging war

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      could be worse, at least the breaking bad gays aren't in here yet

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only time shield threads get replies is when they talk about the wire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's always the wire too, never southland or homicide or the corner or whatever. clearly butthurt that both shows are similar but one is clearly superior kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the show isn't very good, it's posted here because cuck porn and memes

      I was gonna watch this show but the fanbase is clearly insecure zoomers acting all tribal over a fricking cop show. I'll stick to rewatching Sopranos or Mad Men

      you'll be better off with those shows

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna watch this show but the fanbase is clearly insecure zoomers acting all tribal over a fricking cop show. I'll stick to rewatching Sopranos or Mad Men

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the Dutch parts were pretty damn good, onpar with The Wire I'd say.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One single scene in The Wire generates more discussion than every episode of The Shield combined. How can Shieldgays recover from this?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, if I've learned anything from this thread I should just avoid watching it all together or else I'll end up in endless arguments with moronic homosexuals over whether it's better than The Wire or not.
    Thanks a lot, guys.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think both of these shows are moronic. Nobody important cares avout The Shield and The Wire fans seem really weak minded. But this has been fun to watch I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. breaking bad fan

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unyielding kino

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people who watch The Wire really this emotional unhinged that they can't handle a little banter?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are the unhinged in the room with you right now?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like 6.5 or 7/10 at best. Extremely overrated but still worth watching.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you will but The Shield doesn't have anime bowtie Black person or capeshit gay Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you brain-rotted fool.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has capeshit footgay instead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anime bowtie Black person
        Based off real NYC Muslim Mob
        >capeshit gay Black person
        Him being gay was headcanon but he was a mixture of several real Baltimore "gunslingers" who actually survived the streets robbing other crooks for 10-20 years

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Him being gay was headcanon
          there's several scenes of him making out with other men. don't use terms when you don't know what they mean.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's referring to the real person Omar was based on, you absolute moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has capeshit footgay instead.

          I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you brain-rotted fool.

          Even Wire fans can't defend it without jumping through 20 hoops of from the mental gymnastics olympics

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >facts = mental gymnastics
            Go apply for a job at MSNBC, you'll fit right in

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. Triggering Wire fans is more fun than being a reporter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All you're doing is losing arguments and saying "haha you're so triggered"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you keep giving me more fuel like the bawd you really are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too late

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not one of the people you've been arguing with and don't care much about either show, but if you're trying to make it seem like The Shield fans are smarter then you're doing an absolute shit job at it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pathetic attempt at a samegay. Now I know I really got you anally hurting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever helps you sleep at night

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your tears will do nicely

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't deny it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quote my post and whoever else you think I am, go for it

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to really like that show but then I lost track of it around the time that guy made the other guy suck his dick at gunpoint.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anxiety and depression

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember someone talking about how he liked Dutch more because his character had room for failure, which kept things tense since you never knew if he would succeed or not. Whereas the strike team obviously couldn't ever truly fail because the entire show would end right then and there if they got caught even a little bit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We see them failing and flailing for probably more than 50% of the show.... this is pretty much as low iq a comment as I can find itt... and this thread is full of idiots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't fail at anything until the very end. They spend the whole show doing absurd criminal shit and conveniently covering it up. Any hint of suspense was gone by the end of the first season.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet the show ends when the strike team ends. Curious!

          They are under increasing suspicion from the end of the 1st episode. You can't possibly deny that. The members of the strike team are periodically picked off throughout the series from the 1st episode to the last.
          The entire series is effectively watching them balance their suspicion with their innately selfish personalities. They simultaneously try to prove their innocence as they continue to indulge their egos and do more bad shit. In the end they are outed to and by everyone. On camera, in front of their friends, former lovers, people that respected them. Dutch's final line says it all - the jig is finally up.
          The hook that makes it compelling tv is that these guys actually ARE the most effective police in the farm, which creates an armour to their overall suspiciousness that slowly wears thinner and thinner.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for the plot summary Wikipedia dot com, what would we ever do without your brilliant insight

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, well if you're gonna go ahead and admit that you're objectively wrong like that then I suppose I have no other choice but to accept your concession.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They are under increasing suspicion from the end of the 1st episode
            Which amounts to jack shit until the show ends.
            >The hook that makes it compelling tv is that these guys actually ARE the most effective police in the farm
            Are you stupid? They weren't effective. Most of their stupid shit backfired hard and people would have actually been better off without them having done anything.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vic literally outsmarts every adversary that he encounters. He "wins" in the end but it's a total pyrrhic victory which is karmically in line with what his character deserves. This is part of why the finale is pretty much universally revered.
              At this stage, it's quite obvious you have no genuine intentions of discussing the show and criticising it on a fair level.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                like has been said countless times, the finale is entirely predictable from the first episode. The show could've been a movie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, well if you're gonna go ahead and admit that you're objectively wrong like that then I suppose I have no other choice but to accept your concession.

            None of this contradicts the fact that the strike team succeeds every single time except for bits and pieces in the final seasons so

            I remember someone talking about how he liked Dutch more because his character had room for failure, which kept things tense since you never knew if he would succeed or not. Whereas the strike team obviously couldn't ever truly fail because the entire show would end right then and there if they got caught even a little bit.

            is still correct

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But what you're saying is objectively false. The entirety of seasons 1 - 3 Aceveda gunning for Vic due to a mixture of his personal vendetta and his self-righteousness because he knows Vic is dirty. Whilst Vic and the Strike Team "win" that saga by coming out mostly unscathed, the fallout and ramifications are felt throughout the rest of the series and are later instrumental in their downfall. You cannot genuinely take the stance that they constantly succeed when a big part of their undoing is their actions in the very first episode. That's not to mention the fact that 4/6 of the team is dead by the end of the show. Kavanaugh was on to them from his very introduction... is effectively a replacement for Aceveda but without any of the political distraction. Just a bloodhound hunting them down episode to episode and ironically they use his over-emotion against him. But he absolutely nails Lem dead to rights. Again hardly a resounding success for the Strike Team.
              I think this entire debate would be a lot easier if you just flat out admitted that you're being extremely disingenuous because you don't like the show for whatever reason. But then I suppose you know people wouldn't respond to your posts because it would be too obvious why you're in this thread at all, which is to troll... as opposed to being someone who liked the show and had issues with it that you can articulate properly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                does or does not the show end with the end of the strike team? that was the only contention made in

                I remember someone talking about how he liked Dutch more because his character had room for failure, which kept things tense since you never knew if he would succeed or not. Whereas the strike team obviously couldn't ever truly fail because the entire show would end right then and there if they got caught even a little bit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The show is ABOUT the Strike Team you braindead low iq cretin.
                That also was NOT what was contested about

                I remember someone talking about how he liked Dutch more because his character had room for failure, which kept things tense since you never knew if he would succeed or not. Whereas the strike team obviously couldn't ever truly fail because the entire show would end right then and there if they got caught even a little bit.

                . The post you're referring to clearly says
                >Whereas the strike team obviously couldn't ever fail because the entire show would end right there if they got caught even a little bit.
                Which not only as nothing to do with what you're suggesting but is categorically false in its own right for multiple reasons, amongst which are the fact that they are IMMEDIATELY under suspicion for the murder of Terry, multiple Strike Team members are killed before the end of the show, and the Strike Team goes through several iterations in the 7 seasons anyway. There are actually more reasons as to why that anon is incorrect but you trying to declare that when the main characters' storylines finally conclude that oh of course the show ends!! is somehow a stick to beat the series with only shows how demonstratively moronic you are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like how you deliberately misquoted him by removing the "truly fail" part because you know deep down all these little hiccups and obstacles you keep bringing up as examples aren't true failures, which again, was the actual contention of the post. Textbook strawman fallacy.
                >multiple Strike Team members are killed before the end of the show, and the Strike Team goes through several iterations
                Long winded way of saying the Strike Team is placed on life support multiple times before, you know, the show's end coincides with the team TRULY failing lmao.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had to type out his greentext because my mouse clicker is spazzing out and I can't highlight properly. I misquoted by accident and it changes nothing you donkey. It sounds like you're mad that Vic wasn't caught until the end of the series, which is just a stupid thing to be mad about considering they take heavy losses throughout... sorry "true failures" I mean. The team is literally even disbanded during the middle of the series and apparently that still constitutes as a "success" in your books. Look, you've done a reasonably admirable/effective job and trolling as you've kept this conversation going so I'll throw you that bone, but you have done a terrible job at presenting yourself as someone with an iq that's even equal to their shoe size. You also have no idea what the strawman fallacy is so stop regurgitating words you've seen randomly. My points about the Strike Team's failures were not only valid but were completely relevant, so of course it isn't a strawman.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO no one's buying that excuse homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What excuse? About my mouse? It's fricking true lmao. It also changes nothing you dumb c**t. Want me to copy and paste my post with the word truly inserted? Because it'll be exactly the same otherwise. Just take the L you fricking child, your critical thinking skills are non existent as proven by the fact that you have to autistically focus on spelling/grammar/typos to form an argument.
                I think you might legitimately have a disability.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re brown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re brown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You “argue” like a less articulate prequelgay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actual strawman kek.

                [...]
                so much seethe

                This one is confirmation you've been BTFO.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >strawman
                you shouldn't use terms when you don't know what they mean.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A straw man fallacy (sometimes written as strawman) is the informal fallacy of refuting an argument different from the one actually under discussion, while not recognizing or acknowledging the distinction.[1] One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "attacking a straw man".
                So in this case, me "arguing like a less articulate prequelgay" isn't actually what we are debating. We aren't talking about Star Wars at all. We aren't even talking about my debating skills. We are talking about the hard facts of what is shown in the tv series The Shield. I know this is extremely difficult for you to follow, so I'm trying to hold your hand as much as I can, but the aforementioned strawman here is that you are trying to build up the argument that there are flaws in my style of arguing to detract from the fact that what you are really arguing on the topic at hand is demonstratively false.
                ie you know you can't win the argument (since you are objectively wrong in this case) so you try to divert attention to something irrelevant in hopes people will band together with you and create the illusion of winning/distract from losing.
                >Person 1 asserts proposition X.
                >Person 2 argues against a superficially similar proposition Y, falsely, as if an argument against Y were an argument against X.
                X in our example is about whether the Strike Team could ever fail. Y is about me apparently sounding like a "prequelgay" to try and negate my points.
                You can log off Cinemaphile forever now :^)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus you're literally moronic. i kinda feel bad for making fun of you now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted.
                You using a strawman poorly doesn't mean that isn't exactly what it is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this cope for you being moronic or something? I-I'm sorry your tard pilot wife left you anon? Sad that you feel compelled to bring her up out of nowhere. GL probably ngm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy moly you sure got him, there is no recovering from that one

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >him
                Okay it's going from funny to sad. Just give me a number of how many times you'd like to be routinely btfo and we can stop there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're all really hurting from your superiority okay please just stop my ass hurrrrrts owie owwie ow ow

              • 3 months ago
                the other anons were right these threads suck big time now

                so what's your official diagnosis? down's or just brain damage?

                NTA but posts like these do kinda solidfy that you guys got btfo briddy hard
                rip ;__;

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure your discord will be very excited about this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do people your age interpret any response as angry?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what's your official diagnosis? down's or just brain damage?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What excuse? About my mouse? It's fricking true lmao. It also changes nothing you dumb c**t. Want me to copy and paste my post with the word truly inserted? Because it'll be exactly the same otherwise. Just take the L you fricking child, your critical thinking skills are non existent as proven by the fact that you have to autistically focus on spelling/grammar/typos to form an argument.
                I think you might legitimately have a disability.

                so much seethe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no you don't understand all these paper tigers were all over vic mackey manlet supercop the whole show! is suspense!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kavanaugh was a literal joke character who was never even remotely a threat and even got cucked by the protagonist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kavanaugh was a literal joke character
                Well that's partly because Forrest Whitaker is a meme actor. But his character was key to the downfall of the Strike Team, albeit sort of inadvertently.

                How can you not love when Vic showed up to Lem's crime scene and was grieving and Kav goes,
                >"You happy now?!"
                And they charged each other like bulls. They HATED each other. It was palpable and very fun.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >show ends when strike team ends
                >this is objectively false

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have two questions for you and they are both yes or no answers only, so think carefully before you respond.
                >Question 1
                Is it true that the Strike Team is disbanded halfway through the show and the show continues?
                >Question 2
                Do your mum and dad know you are gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mum
                Uh oh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only in Bongland

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                like a prequelgay, you're focused on the surface level and are incapable of seeing beyond it. its a low IQ phenomenon. How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the show ends when the strike team ends. Curious!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kind of like its about them hey?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            kind of like most seasons of the show have almost zero suspense hey?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the point is the illusion of suspense breaks almost immediately for the strike team... if you're not brown.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about the wire
    >comfy wireposting

    >thread about the shield
    >STOP LIKING THE WIRE

    Every single time. You're all insufferable thin-skinned homosexuals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comes into a thread
      >is immediately offtopic by discussing another show
      >entire post is just trying to stoke the fire between two camps of fans despite most people enjoying both shows
      (You) are far more guilty of anything you are accusing other anons of. I can tell you aren't 18 and I hope you get underageb&

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >STOP NOTICING PATTERNS

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Wire made you... SUCK?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kicks down door
    >OH SHIT
    >*absurd weekly challenge blocks you're path*
    >*asspulls an implausible solution while tense music plays*
    >DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    and it was kino every single time. also frick armenians

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This show was so kino. Vic had a talent at finding ways to torture someone. My favorite is the "life sux" guy

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GUYS I NEED HELP PLEASE COME SAVE ME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah. A sam hyde wienerrider

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very good main story arc about corrupt squad of cops irrevocably fricking themselves over and eating eachother to avoid jail, bad criminal of the week slop, bad self-indulgent plotlines like Vic's ridiculous S6-7 con of the entire criminal underworld.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody see the prequel episode? I'm not sure it was on the show proper, cause I own the DVDs.

    Lem broke his arm chasing down a One Niner and had to arm wrestle vs the Fire Department that night. But more importantly, Vic and Shane went dirty for the very first time to take down a suspect. And were shocked and relieved by the outcome.
    >"...that was easy."
    >"That was way too easy."

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishtank sure did bring a lot of quality posters to Cinemaphile

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shield gays still bickering and seething hours later

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHHH, CHONG CHINHAY, AHHHHHH

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read this entire thread. The verdict?....
    THE SHIELD WINS!!!!!

    Oh yeah baby!! Livin the good life!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irrefutable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can refute it

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've read this entire thread. The verdict?....
    >THE SHIELD WINS!!!!!

    >Oh yeah baby!! Livin the good life!

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "homeless, hungry 15 year olds."

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