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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too many n-words in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough, you mean.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We call them Black folk around here

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inglorious Basterds was better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. Hans Landa is just too much fun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have thought Christoph Waltz was a worthless ham if I hadn't seen him in other movies that weren't Tarantino slop. Lousy directors bring out the worst in everyone.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are his good movies?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked him in The Zero Theorem.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do white people love the idea of blacks getting revenge on them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, it's just cucked and compromised willing gentiles who work for you-know-who.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cucked and compromised willing gentiles
        yeah, i said white people

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're just golems when they perpetuate their lies and cease to be actual white people.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it in theaters, it was awful. DiCaprio didn't do anything to earn praise. Jackson had screen presence but no screen time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t know why he keeps getting hired. Both Brad Pitt and him have mediocre talent yet they get casted in some of best movies. Must be tremendous good luck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitt knows how to own a camera, I’ll give him that. DiCaprio though, no fricking clue. Just plays himself in everything

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was ok

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow a slavery movie how original

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s peak pulp, although not my fav Tarantino flick. Also waltz getting an Oscar for this was moronic

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white people bad
    >bravo T

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waltz' character was good though

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jamie foxx completely miscast, comes across as a sophisticated modern urban guy from the get-go.
    christopher waltz reprising his loquacious smartass character from Basterds but this time he's... le good!
    inglourious at least had interesting stand-alone scenes (that ultimately worked against each other in terms of tone), this one has none.
    TWO distracting QT cameos
    dumb Jonah Hill cameo (clearly filmed separately from the sequnce it's in) because why not
    shitty distracting hip-hop soundtrack
    braindead ending, haha so cool we just massacred a bunch of people, let's laugh about this horse trick and ride into the night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who would you have cast instead? Will Smith? That would've been lame. Foxx made it work. Inglorious was a weaker film too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idris Elba or Omar Hardwick. Django is supposed to be a heroic figure yet Foxx is a total c**t and can't hide it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idris would've been too tryhard. Omar is a literal who. I just can't see a better option than Foxx. Him being something of an ass works in the characters' favor. Otherwise the character would be too much of a "noble savage" type.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever, I just hate Foxx's guts. The movie is worse off with him in it and ANY other black guy would have been a tolerable presence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t enjoy watching black people massacre white people

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fantasy casting is dumb
        jamie foxx just wasn't it, thousands of unknown actors could have pulled it off if they had been given the opportunity, it just would have been more difficult for marketing.
        QT has enough of a fanbase that he could get away with casting unknowns, or at least not filling his cast with a-list names for bit parts.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a bit of a comedic sass that works here, imo. If they just tried to make the most macho character imaginable who is completely infallible like some Terminator shit, it would've been a more annoying picture.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you say so, for me all the problems start with the screenplay, there's basically nothing salvageable in terms of characters or plot.

            jamie foxx completely miscast, comes across as a sophisticated modern urban guy from the get-go.
            christopher waltz reprising his loquacious smartass character from Basterds but this time he's... le good!
            inglourious at least had interesting stand-alone scenes (that ultimately worked against each other in terms of tone), this one has none.
            TWO distracting QT cameos
            dumb Jonah Hill cameo (clearly filmed separately from the sequnce it's in) because why not
            shitty distracting hip-hop soundtrack
            braindead ending, haha so cool we just massacred a bunch of people, let's laugh about this horse trick and ride into the night

            i forgot the hare-brained convoluted plan to retrieve the girl from the farm and the dumb handshake standoff that triggers the shootout
            zero immersion as well, felt like i was watching a school play conceived by a child

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tarantino wanted Will Smith but he turned it down to do After Earth instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jamie foxx completely miscast
      he was better than the original choice

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh slavery
    Shut the frick up already

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le annual slavery movie
    why do mutts love these so so much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      burgers are just obsessed with colonialism

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it in theater, was very dissapointed. The entire movie is just weak bait "viral scenes". The narrative is incoherent and shitty, the "historical commentary" is extremely overdone, the acting is weak. Most importantly the story is just not there.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people assume anyone with the power immediately turns into some blood thirsty sadist?
    most slave owners were normal people. whippings were rare let alone whatever this shit was

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      QT doesn't portray realistic nuanced social dynamics.
      he only does pseudo-witty dialogues that turn into sadistic schlock. without this gimmick, he's lost.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people assume anyone with the power immediately turns into some blood thirsty sadist?
      The entirety of human history, for starters

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. doesn't actually know anything about history

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gratuitous wigger revenge fantasy, but it sure is fun

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of cinema's most moronic "reveals" was at the end when Sam Jackson drops the cane and it turns out he's not disabled. K, doesn't mean you're immune to bullets. It might have meant something if Django was out of bullets and had to fight him hand to hand and then finds out he's fitter and stronger than the he looks, but Django just shoots him anyway.
    >The reveal was that Sam Jackson was pretending to be less of a threat, and that he was the one who had been really running Candyland, and Leo was his puppet
    Yeah, that's not a reveal by the end of the movie. That had been made clear to any non-moron like an hour earlier.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't know django had two guns

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >made neo-nazi chuds seethe with Inglorious Basterds
    >made neo-confederate chuds seethe with Django Unchained
    >made feminists and antique musical instrument connoisseurs seethe with Hateful Eight
    >made bruce lee fanboys and asian manlets seethe with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    What group is he gonna trigger with his next kino?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing it will be blacks. Or maybe gays. Right? He's not afraid who he goes after.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we know it who it will never be

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made people on the wrong side of the current political climate seeth
      wow what an acheivement. What’s next a 3 hour montage about how pedos are bad?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual ass white liberal simp skull condom

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is reusing soundtracks from older films and making them the ost of your own movie cringe or based?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      certainly easier to recycle renowned successful music than creating something new
      i like how the first original score music in his films was his pal robert rodriguez's shitty crappy-video-game-soundtrack-tier synthetic slop in kill bill 2.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino's best movie, but racists will disagree

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantino grindhouse slop with no redeeming qualities. Just a hack indulging in visual masturbation while he virtue signals for his boss Weinstein. Your time is better spent using the equivalent two hours to wash your dick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's Jackie Brown

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's get real is Tarentino a bbc cuck

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